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Kinkajou One Man Army from you're not your
One Man Army
Dec 19th 2009 at 6:17:16 PM

Mammoth vs Jason: Best movie ever.

A Pokedex, Civilization III, and a wolf.

"Wait, it's IV. Of course they are. They'd make IV for Dreamcast." - Enlong, on yet another FFIV remake
Dec 19th 2009 at 6:46:52 PM

Sounds like you prefer strategy games with cute or wild creatures in them.

A library, a towel, three pigs, and a life-size photo of Summer Glau.

Reunite Gondwanaland!
wanderlustwarrior Role Model from Where Gods Belong Relationship Status: What's love got to do with it?
Role Model
Dec 19th 2009 at 6:53:52 PM

Sadly, the children didn't enjoy the live reenactment of their favorite book, since they knew the line was "blow your house down", not "kick your shower's ass".

Soul Calibur II (Gamecube version), a chainsaw, a violin, and an Ordinary High-School Student.

edited 19th Dec '09 6:54:36 PM by wanderlustwarrior

Don't hurt others. Do as much good as you can.
Dec 20th 2009 at 11:02:51 AM

Looks like a recital for a postmodern concert.

I have a Gatling gun, ten bottles of vodka, the Northwestern, fifty model rocket engines, two Jewel Seeds, a PokeBall, an engine block from a 1958 Edsel, an old Betamax player, several Blu-Ray discs of Casino Royale, an EF-5 tornado, and the casing of a nuclear bomb.

Ramus Lead. from some computer somwhere.
Lead.
Dec 20th 2009 at 11:16:52 AM

You sound like a more violent Mc Guiver.

I have two tons of burger meat, three pickles, a pair of sandals, ownership of three acres of a desert, one legendary sword, and a car stolen from NASCAR.

The emotions of others can seem like such well guarded mysteries, people 8egin to 8elieve that's how their own emotions should 8e treated.
Dec 20th 2009 at 1:18:54 PM

You must be planning a pretty cool picnic.

I have a Native American dream-catcher, a few GURPS books, a Mac laptop, a machine gun, and an iron cage.

Reunite Gondwanaland!
JethroQWalrustitty Uncle George from Finland
Uncle George
Dec 20th 2009 at 1:28:44 PM

Wrong sourceboook, that's standard Exalted gear.

At the airppoort, they searched my bags, coming up with the collected writings of Karl Marx, a can of organic chick peas and a pepper spray.

This love so bold goes undeclared/a joy unseen, a world unknown/a love that dare not speak its name/hidden treasure, precious stone
wanderlustwarrior Role Model from Where Gods Belong Relationship Status: What's love got to do with it?
Role Model
Dec 20th 2009 at 3:16:24 PM

They let you pass as a patriot who wants to add flavor to the book burning you're flying towards.

A single bottle of water, a few empty coin rolls, a razor, and a renewed voter registration card. Hard Mode: don't say "stuff that's around me right now"

Don't hurt others. Do as much good as you can.
Darxzero Black Inches from The Mansion
Black Inches
Dec 20th 2009 at 3:50:29 PM

You should have voted for the candidate with larger budget plans for the navy.

I've got a box of conflict diamonds, an AK-74, 5 onigiri, and an oxygen canister.

Escape.
Dec 20th 2009 at 3:51:11 PM

Sounds like one weird fishing trip.

I'll need two boxes of oreos, a dead ficus plant, and the spirit of giving.

edited 20th Dec '09 3:51:56 PM by Daionus the 23rd

Dec 20th 2009 at 4:01:07 PM

Those are very original Christmas presents.

I have a cardboard box, a baseball bat, a fridge full of sushi, and a biography of Mohandas Gandhi.

Reunite Gondwanaland!
MajorTom Eye'm the cutest! Relationship Status: Barbecuing
Eye'm the cutest!
Dec 20th 2009 at 4:36:08 PM

That must be a Japanese presentation of Catcher In The Rye!

I have a computer forensics book, a soda can, ski goggles, canned air and a truckload of aggregate (natural rock resembling concrete).

"Allah may guide their bullets, but Jesus helps those who aim down the sights."
QuackorTheFowl Ce n'est pas un title from somewhere else
Ce n'est pas un title
Dec 21st 2009 at 10:57:47 AM

Trying to make rocks fly, I see?

Alright, I'm going to need a string of LED Christmas lights, a set of Ginsu knives, a large ball of twine, a throw blanket of Spongebob Squarepants, and a barbershop quartet.

My Flipnotes, let me show you them
Dec 21st 2009 at 11:01:56 AM

Looks like you're experimenting with your barbecues.

I'll need a whip, a can of whipped cream, a map of England, and 12 cats.

wannabeotaku I can't breathe in this from Earth
I can't breathe in this
Dec 21st 2009 at 11:11:50 AM

Ah... I see you're going with the infamous kitten blitz to take over england.

I'm gonna need a paper shredder, a mind control device' a guy named bob, fire, and sharks with frickin lasers on their heads

Hello again tropers
QuackorTheFowl Ce n'est pas un title from somewhere else
Ce n'est pas un title
Dec 21st 2009 at 11:12:07 AM

You're playing Scribblenauts?

For this Zany Scheme, I'll be needing a snowglobe, a two-by-four, a grease fryer, a Homestar Runner jacket, the phone number of Ashton Kutcher, and a harness.

edited 21st Dec '09 11:12:58 AM by QuackorTheFowl

My Flipnotes, let me show you them
wanderlustwarrior Role Model from Where Gods Belong Relationship Status: What's love got to do with it?
Role Model
Dec 21st 2009 at 11:12:48 AM

I wasn't aware Prince Charles Ashton was such a Nightmare Fetishist. You guys have fun.

A jeep, an infant's blanket, A book signed by Sarah Palin, and a 12 foot long party sandwich.

edited 21st Dec '09 11:13:18 AM by wanderlustwarrior

Don't hurt others. Do as much good as you can.
MadeOfAxes Not Literally Me
Not Literally Me
Feb 20th 2010 at 5:15:47 AM

Looks like your on a car journey with a baby and need something to read and eat.

What am I doing with: A gallon jar of unrefined cane sugar, a sheet listing your name, appearance, and where your best friend lives, a lockpick, the blueprints for a Harrier Jump Jet, and painting by a little-known surrealist artist?

"One thing, though- apparently the eldest goat is the bastard child of Muhammad Ali and the Hulk." ~ Exelixi, on The Three Billy Goats Gruff.
krrackknut Not here, look elsewhere from The empty Aether.
Not here, look elsewhere
Feb 20th 2010 at 5:49:04 AM

You're hosting a modern art convention in my house, with a stunning display of airmanship.

I wonder what can be done with a bottle, a text book, Lady Gaga, sixteen courtesans, five attack dogs, a vat of acid, dental drills, giant melons, a window pane, a hand-gun, an armored car full of swords, and Odin.

An useless name, a forsaken connection.
MadeOfAxes Not Literally Me
Not Literally Me
Feb 20th 2010 at 6:41:18 AM

Interesting.... Evidently, you're a hitman/dentist hired by Odin to kill Lady Gaga, who is hiding in a melon packaging factory which uses acids, protected by armoured cars, attack dogs, and courtesans. The textbook contains the location of her hideout. The rest of the items are used creatively during you're rampage.

Now, what a I doing with: Two Ankole-Watusi cows, a bankrupt car company, an Austrailian Navy ship, a pair of sunglasses, a cricket bat, an industrial freezer, a lemon, three pints of lager and a morally bankrupt Italian physician?

edited 20th Feb '10 6:48:06 AM by MadeOfAxes

"One thing, though- apparently the eldest goat is the bastard child of Muhammad Ali and the Hulk." ~ Exelixi, on The Three Billy Goats Gruff.
Feb 20th 2010 at 6:44:27 AM

Sounds like you're gonna lay low in the land down under.

By the way, does anyone remember why I got this fat kid, a lawnmower engine, 10 palm fronds, and a crowbar?

MadeOfAxes Not Literally Me
Not Literally Me
Feb 20th 2010 at 7:24:23 AM

You and the fat kid like dismantling lawnmowers in the shade.

Daionus, ignore the message, both posts appeared simultaneously on my screen.

Now, what am I doing with: A webcam, your voicebox, Father Christmas, sunglasses, diamond-cutting lasers, the WMG home page, and fake casserole made of rubber and screws?

"One thing, though- apparently the eldest goat is the bastard child of Muhammad Ali and the Hulk." ~ Exelixi, on The Three Billy Goats Gruff.
krrackknut Not here, look elsewhere from The empty Aether.
Not here, look elsewhere
Feb 20th 2010 at 7:42:49 PM

You're planning a humiliating torture for Saint Nicholas, which you will-because you're a sadist-show the world. Then you drive him mad and end his existence.

(*fumbles through pockets*)

Hmmm...

A chicken, fifteen musketeers, phosphoric acid, Terry Pratchett, a journal, two cows, a small boy, a truckload of bananas, a calculator, a furniture store, an empty whiskey bottle, a lightsabre, and Hastur.

I wonder...

edited 20th Feb '10 7:45:59 PM by krrackknut

An useless name, a forsaken connection.
Meta-ridley Yep, they play music too from right behind you.
Yep, they play music too
Feb 21st 2010 at 4:24:19 AM

You were trying to kill the 15 musketeers. When you go up to them, they throw a chicken who has had his insides cut out and instead he's filled with phosphoric acid. You get your son. (the small child), and put him in the way killing him instantly. Then you push a truckload of bananas into them, killing 3 of them. After that, they catapault the two cows at you. You dodge and respond by chopping three of their heads off with your lightsaber. You then throw a whiskey bottle at one who works out very quickly on a calculator that it will not hit him. It then hits the one behind him, who falls off the cliff you were on. They all run at you with their swords. But you escape into the nearby furniture store. As you hide in the rafters, they all come in. Then you drop Terry Pratchett and his journal on them and most of them die. The only survivor picks up the journal. On the front it says loads of weird words. One of them is Hastur and he says "What's Hastur?" at which point he is promptly struck by lighting.

What am I doing on this website with a cannon that seems to fire pink and bright blue mushrooms.

edited 21st Feb '10 4:33:44 AM by Meta-ridley

Ashe? Really? Sad Little Try-hard.
MadeOfAxes Not Literally Me
Not Literally Me
Feb 21st 2010 at 4:49:45 AM

A very confusing pyrotechnical display to celebrate something? I dunno, maybe Chinese New Year?

What, however, am I doing with: A total lack of punctuation, a deck chair, a copy of Team Fortress 2, a guide to UFO spotting, a superhacker, an axe, a stuffed badger and this very website?

edited 21st Feb '10 4:53:15 AM by MadeOfAxes

"One thing, though- apparently the eldest goat is the bastard child of Muhammad Ali and the Hulk." ~ Exelixi, on The Three Billy Goats Gruff.

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