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tzaoray Some random Action Survivor called Shaun. from somewhere in south korea Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
Some random Action Survivor called Shaun.
Jan 14th 2021 at 3:15:08 AM

It's definitely not part of a science experiment researching the unknown biological relationship between fish and pens.

I demand a tent, a dead body, a man of Polish descent, 50 bribed cops, a helicopter, an Amoral Attorney, and several pills.

look at this mom i have a normal signature are you proud of me now mom?
Immortalartisan AI in between worlds from the void between worlds Relationship Status: Star-crossed
AI in between worlds
Jan 14th 2021 at 11:56:02 AM

Certainly not attempting to establish a new polish kingdom are we?

We need 120 bins of rice, 2 capacitors, and 1 injection of go-juice, along with a couple million wats of electricity

I can refer to myself as a mechanical abomination YOU canít.
Ozbourne Part-Time Omen of Death from if it fits, I sits Relationship Status: Crazy Cat Lady
Part-Time Omen of Death
Jan 14th 2021 at 12:08:45 PM

Sadly that's not going to be enough to fix your computer system's service banks, you'll also need a bundle of wires.

Help! Jake from State Farm is here and he's brought a crop top, a pair of pliers, a bucket of dirty water, and a CD of stock sound effects! What's he plotting, anyway?

Stupid doomed timeline...
Miss_Desperado https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YD2i1FzUYA from somewhere getting rained on by Puget Sound Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Jan 15th 2021 at 10:37:01 AM

The stage hand gets the bucket of water to throw on a signal. The hot actress gets the crop top to wear. You're in the commercial as the driver Distracted by the Sexy while the other actor with the pliers "sabotages" your tractor. You are directed to drive the tractor off-camera whereupon the stock sound effects for an Offscreen Crash will play and the stage hand will throw the bucket of water to imply you crashed into an open sewer.

We busted the Mad Scientist and confiscated his brain scanners, genetic vats, steroids, Klatchian Coffee, birdcages and octopus tanks. But we can't make sense of his corkboard full of DNA sequences and traits and brain maps. Also, the cages and tanks were all empty, we still can't find his crows or his octopi. Most worryingly of all, we just found our missing ninja Bound and Gagged inside a contraption the scientist calls his "knowledge pump".

Edited by Miss_Desperado on Jan 15th 2021 at 10:37:23 AM

If not for this anchor I'd be dancing between the stars. At least I can try to write better vampire stories than Twilight.
Synchronicity stormborn Relationship Status: I've got a total eclipse of the heart
stormborn
Jan 15th 2021 at 3:36:31 PM

Time to make an extremely fast and stealthy octopus-bird ninja assassin.

Hey, Greg told me to go to his house and bring a bucket of molasses, a screwdriver, and a powerhose...

SomeLibre Fluff from Fever Town(?)
Fluff
Jan 15th 2021 at 6:25:59 PM

He wanted to make his own makeshift molasses fountain.

Ok a melodica, 3 electric pianos... *touches head* Did you just stole my brain!? How am I still alive?

Edited by SomeLibre on Jan 23rd 2021 at 4:07:35 PM

GET THE FUCK OFF OF MY LIMO. These things aren't cheap!
Ozbourne Part-Time Omen of Death from if it fits, I sits Relationship Status: Crazy Cat Lady
Part-Time Omen of Death
Jan 20th 2021 at 6:57:02 PM

It's ok, your new robot brain will keep you going. I needed an actual brain for the musical Frankenstein's Monster I was making, you see.

Okay, I'm going to need: A large container of chocolate syrup, a copy of Rihanna's latest album, a box of Fruit Roll-Ups, a bucket of sawdust, three very sharp needles, a violin, and four million neatly wrapped pennies.

Stupid doomed timeline...
JKBenbot from Parts Unknown Relationship Status: Gone fishin'
Jan 26th 2021 at 10:05:58 AM

Making a snack for a pregnant alien huh, Just make sure the husband isnít allergic to metal.

Help! My Patient who just crashed into a Water Tower looks like a donut! All I have on me are Bandaids, A Trebuchet, A Letter with no text on it, some ink, some plastic, and a wrench!

[down] This isnít reality itís Jojo Part 3 and we all know who the person in the water tower is.

Edited by JKBenbot on Jan 26th 2021 at 3:12:26 PM

Try out my new forum game! Man this formating is hard.
Immortalartisan AI in between worlds from the void between worlds Relationship Status: Star-crossed
AI in between worlds
Jan 26th 2021 at 11:06:08 AM

That launching people into the Atmosphere glitch to heal them doesnít work in real life sadly.

I need more 80 more bins of rice, 1 cup of physicite tea, 3 joints of smoke leaf, 4 cups of go-juice, 2 packs of flake and yayo, and lastly a heart and lungs.

I can refer to myself as a mechanical abomination YOU canít.
SomeLibre Fluff from Fever Town(?)
Fluff
Jan 26th 2021 at 8:01:20 PM

80 bins of rice is too many man! There's only 50 people to feed.

YOU BETTER GODDAMN EXPLAIN WHY I'M A FUCKING ROBOT (did you put my soul in this robot body?) AND WHY THAT NOTEPAD APP HAS CUSTOMISABLE COLOR SETTINGS WHEN NO OTHER ITERATION HAS!

GET THE FUCK OFF OF MY LIMO. These things aren't cheap!
SomeLibre Fluff from Fever Town(?)
Fluff
Feb 1st 2021 at 3:55:19 AM

BUMP

GET THE FUCK OFF OF MY LIMO. These things aren't cheap!
SomeLibre Fluff from Fever Town(?)
Fluff
Feb 7th 2021 at 5:13:24 AM

BUMP BUMP

GET THE FUCK OFF OF MY LIMO. These things aren't cheap!
tzaoray Some random Action Survivor called Shaun. from somewhere in south korea Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
Some random Action Survivor called Shaun.
Feb 8th 2021 at 2:40:57 AM

Apple is testing the new I Robot and its upcoming customization features.

I demand a perfect clone of Adolf Hitler, Winston Churchill, and Franklin D Roosevelt.

Edited by tzaoray on Feb 8th 2021 at 7:41:08 PM

look at this mom i have a normal signature are you proud of me now mom?
Immortalartisan AI in between worlds from the void between worlds Relationship Status: Star-crossed
AI in between worlds
Feb 8th 2021 at 3:29:33 AM

No your perfect recreation of ww2 is not legal or allowed

I need 20 barrels of fuel, 50 pounds of steel, And that expirmental hydraulic press oh and a gallon of human blood.

I can refer to myself as a mechanical abomination YOU canít.
SomeLibre Fluff from Fever Town(?)
Fluff
Feb 8th 2021 at 4:36:40 AM

Okay, but you have to melt the steel into liquid, otherwise this solid fuel ain't gonna mix, ever.

I need 35,000 sheets of paper, which is to be burnt, then layered upon 3 tons of glass, and consumed with 25 rubber erasers.

GET THE FUCK OFF OF MY LIMO. These things aren't cheap!
JKBenbot from Parts Unknown Relationship Status: Gone fishin'
Feb 8th 2021 at 6:35:18 AM

Upgrading your colony of Rubber Erasers I see.

Why the hell am I in City, With the feeling that 4 ghosts are behind me a Crucifix, a photo of a Pyramid of Giza, and a mobile phone with town of Salem saying I got the crusader role?

Try out my new forum game! Man this formating is hard.
JKBenbot from Parts Unknown Relationship Status: Gone fishin'
Jul 6th 2021 at 7:15:49 AM

A Long Needed Bump

Try out my new forum game! Man this formating is hard.
vjoi Lelouch Vi Britannia commands you! from The South.
Lelouch Vi Britannia commands you!
Jul 6th 2021 at 9:23:46 AM

Looks you finally completed the contract, welcome to Hollywood!


So I have a half assembled sniper rifle, a crumpled photo of Stalin in my back pocket, 15 jelly donuts, and finally a map showing I'm in Victorian London.

What the hell happened last night!?

Edited by vjoi on Jul 6th 2021 at 9:24:09 AM

Synchronicity stormborn Relationship Status: I've got a total eclipse of the heart
stormborn
Jul 6th 2021 at 11:46:34 AM

Thanks for helping prep for our TV show about a time traveling assassin ďtaking careĒ of world leaders. And you brought snacks, too!

Okay, back from Target, got the bug spray, the PVC pipes, the froyo, and the oyster shucker.

MagmaTeaMerry My Head Is On Fire from A forest somewhere
My Head Is On Fire
Jul 6th 2021 at 1:06:28 PM

Alright! Now we can make our own multi-purpose weapon to show up our neighbour and his stupid fucking potato cannon!


Why did those twins run down the road carrying a fire hose, three boxes of charcoal and two of those crazy drinking helmets?

There's no sight in this world that's as calming as a sleeping cat.
Ozbourne Part-Time Omen of Death from if it fits, I sits Relationship Status: Crazy Cat Lady
Part-Time Omen of Death
Jul 8th 2021 at 6:18:44 PM

Well, it's a good thing they brought that hose because with all that drinking, that cookout is bound to get out of hand...

— All right, I've got the info sheet on global warming, a carton of chocolate milk, a beret, and a DVD with a bunch of South Park episodes. What else do I need for this?

Stupid doomed timeline...
IC1101 Serina is ok and All Tomorrows is too. from A Ringworld Relationship Status: Singularity
Serina is ok and All Tomorrows is too.
Aug 10th 2021 at 2:15:08 PM

I see youíre preparing for global warming,while wanting to be fashionable. Maybe get a bunker or something as well?

Why would I need a metal ball,a Gravity Gun,wires,a battery,a supercomputer,a crow and a red light? Do I make a machine out of that or what?

Well,I hope you like canaries, space and Terraria.
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