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Miss_Desperado https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YD2i1FzUYA from somewhere getting rained on by Puget Sound Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Sep 19th 2019 at 8:41:19 PM

Why is there a trash can, a paper clip, a screw, and a dozen forks in this bathroom?

(peeks at the trash can contents) Judging from the mangled state of this corpse, I would think the answer would be obvious. Somebody is way too good at containing the mess, even if they failed to dispose of the evidence.

I have River Song's hallucinogenic lipstick, a basket full of cute little snakes, another basket full of cute little lizards, and a map of two gangs and their turf, along with the date and time of their meeting. And you want me to do what, again?

Edited by Miss_Desperado on Sep 19th 2019 at 8:45:15 AM

If not for this anchor I'd be dancing between the stars. At least I can try to write better vampire stories than Twilight.
Playing_with_boy The Turkey
The Turkey
Sep 20th 2019 at 7:14:26 AM

You want to hypnotize the gangs so they stop fighting?

There's a magazine, a cage, a barbarian holding a flamethrower, an elevator button with the number six, a jet pack, a baking soda and vinegar combo, a platypus, an exploded gramophone, a hover board, a printed story from FanFiction.net, a mime with an electric blanket, an Aqualung, a gum wrapper with 19 on it, a poison in a bagel, a piece of bamboo, and a machine with a human arm in it.

Spottedleaf The Frost Formerly Known As Killer from The Watchtower Relationship Status: Buried in snow, waiting for spring
The Frost Formerly Known As Killer
Oct 13th 2019 at 3:28:25 PM

Alright, then, now all we need is for Aquaman to show up and our eco-friendly oil tanker is completely ready.

I've already got the lasso of truth on hand, but I still need a Detective Pikachu plushie, a wand (walnut, dragon heartstring core, 12 3/4 inches long, firm and unyielding consistency), three gallons of liquid nitrogen, an anvil, a damp sponge, a block of cement, two toy catalogs, an empty diary, and a plastic lightsaber (after last time, there's no way we're using a real one.)

"Maybe I really do belong with the Suicide Squad..."
Spottedleaf The Frost Formerly Known As Killer from The Watchtower Relationship Status: Buried in snow, waiting for spring
The Frost Formerly Known As Killer
Oct 15th 2019 at 5:42:58 AM

bump

"Maybe I really do belong with the Suicide Squad..."
JTTWlover Mr Jerk Dragon Prince from Chinese Heaven Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Mr Jerk Dragon Prince
Oct 15th 2019 at 5:56:38 AM

Where are you going to put the rampanging giant Pikachu after you turn real though? Central City? Tokyo?

Alright. Can you lend me that GL ring you found in the trash and that Batarang you bought in eBay? I need to use them plus my Freeze Ray and the second H-Dial to do a thing.

If there's a book you want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it. Toni Morrison
Ozbourne Part-Time Omen of Death from if it fits, I sits Relationship Status: Crazy Cat Lady
Part-Time Omen of Death
Oct 28th 2019 at 9:34:06 AM

Just clean up properly afterward; it sounds like a great assassination plan but Literally Shattered Lives gets awfully messy.

All right, I brought the fashion sketchbook, a dozen roses, and the gummy worms. Please tell me you bought the case of salt-and-vinegar Pringles and the baseball bat?

Stupid doomed timeline...
Miss_Desperado https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YD2i1FzUYA from somewhere getting rained on by Puget Sound Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Oct 28th 2019 at 7:57:41 PM

Phooey, the roses were not enough to bribe that pretty lady into posing nude with the baseball bat, gummy worms and Pringles for the "Man's Fond Desires" drawing.

ideawild mass guesscooljust bugs me[nja]

Edited by Miss_Desperado on Oct 28th 2019 at 7:59:56 AM

If not for this anchor I'd be dancing between the stars. At least I can try to write better vampire stories than Twilight.
Oggy123 Scary Kirby from Jakarta, Indonesia
Scary Kirby
Oct 28th 2019 at 8:13:07 PM

Are you going into the web again?

All of the kids in the camp suddenly went missing, and all we found was a right sneaker, a live goldfish in a bag, a dead crocodile, two broken Wii Us, a ktten wearing a baseball cap, three geese, and one bag of marbles...

Edited by Oggy123 on Oct 28th 2019 at 10:13:18 PM

Kirby's ready for Spooky Month
Ozbourne Part-Time Omen of Death from if it fits, I sits Relationship Status: Crazy Cat Lady
Part-Time Omen of Death
Oct 29th 2019 at 6:24:21 AM

I guess they shouldn't have gone to that creepy old carnival after all.

Okay, I have the measuring tape, an airsoft rifle, a very large cooler, several Stephen King novels, and a bottle of purple nail polish. I think I'm ready...

Stupid doomed timeline...
Miss_Desperado https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YD2i1FzUYA from somewhere getting rained on by Puget Sound Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Oct 29th 2019 at 8:08:41 AM

[up][up] The kids were using the marbles to make patterns for summoning rituals. Some didn't want to participate, so the other kids smashed the Wii Us to force the issue. They summoned that black kitten, petted him, put the baseball cap on his head, and summoned the fish in a bag to feed him. But instead of eating, the black kitten proceeded to systematically walk a circle around each kid so that no matter which way they stepped, their path would cross the ground where the cat had already tread. With every kid thus jinxed, the next summoning rituals misfired and summoned the geese and the crocodile. The crocodile ate the fattest kid, spat out his shoe, inherited his bad luck, and dropped dead of a heart attack. The surviving kids ran away and tried to hide from the crocodile in the trees, but the geese attacked the kids and drove them out of the trees and into the swamp where they were eaten by the dead crocodile's family. Now the cat and the geese are in a Mexican Standoff over who gets to eat the fish.

[up] Sleepover in the haunted house?

When we frisked Sam Starfall, we found duct tape, a monkey wrench, several cellphones, blueberry muffins, stinky cheese, stinky dollar bills, melting ice cream, Florence's sleep remote, a flute, a banjo, ginger brew in a glass bottle, the mayor's left shoe, exploding cigars, the squeaker from a dog toy, various kitchen knives and their knife block, magnetic earrings, Doctor Bowman's tantrum mannequin, seventy tribbles, and a kitchen sink. Is he planning something, or was his plan to get those things?

If not for this anchor I'd be dancing between the stars. At least I can try to write better vampire stories than Twilight.
Miss_Desperado https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YD2i1FzUYA from somewhere getting rained on by Puget Sound Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Feb 2nd 2020 at 4:27:07 PM

Bump

If not for this anchor I'd be dancing between the stars. At least I can try to write better vampire stories than Twilight.
Feb 2nd 2020 at 8:07:23 PM

He's trying to make Smash Ultimate in real life!

I need a rocket scientist, a time machine set to 1981, and as much Flex Seal as I can get my hands on

Miss_Desperado https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YD2i1FzUYA from somewhere getting rained on by Puget Sound Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Feb 2nd 2020 at 9:39:00 PM

You need to secretly repair the Space Shuttle Columbia before history is derailed by an unexpected explosion.

Okay, who bottled the yak, and why?

If not for this anchor I'd be dancing between the stars. At least I can try to write better vampire stories than Twilight.
Ozbourne Part-Time Omen of Death from if it fits, I sits Relationship Status: Crazy Cat Lady
Part-Time Omen of Death
Feb 7th 2020 at 3:01:38 PM

Sorry about that, document was supposed to read GAK, not YAK, that's what we get for letting a cat type the instructions for the slime factory!

Have you got the six pack of cherry soda? I think that's all we need yet; I've brought the scarves, the Manic Panic in "Purple Haze", the BB gun, and the bowling shoes.

Stupid doomed timeline...
CustardAndPie Oh Captain!~ from in a tank 'bout to steal yo girl Relationship Status: Remembering what Mama said
Oh Captain!~
Feb 7th 2020 at 3:15:57 PM

I know you really want to do this DIY paintball game, but I don't think substituting with hair dye's going to work the way you think it will.

Okay, we've already got the firewood and tiger skin. I just ordered a couple of 9 volt batteries, an old lamp, some goose feathers and a blank diary. Anything else we need?

Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying inside
Miss_Desperado https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YD2i1FzUYA from somewhere getting rained on by Puget Sound Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Feb 7th 2020 at 5:25:22 PM

I am NOT helping you seduce the piece of Voldemort's soul in that diary! That sounds like a dumb way to die!

I can't believe Fred and George Weasley blackmailed me into gathering fourteen jars of chunky salsa, Filch's cat Mrs. Norris, a chalkboard with the repeated lines "I am a wizard, not a baboon brandishing a stick", leftover skin that the basilisk shed, and a stapler. What are they going to get me to fetch next, and what are they planning?

If not for this anchor I'd be dancing between the stars. At least I can try to write better vampire stories than Twilight.
Spottedleaf The Frost Formerly Known As Killer from The Watchtower Relationship Status: Buried in snow, waiting for spring
The Frost Formerly Known As Killer
Feb 7th 2020 at 5:30:04 PM

Obviously, they're trying to prank all the German wizards into thinking the tatzelwurm is real. In hindsight, though, they probably should've realized that the basilisk skin is way too big for Mrs. Norris, as in the end, she just looked like she was wearing really baggy pants.

Alright, let's try this again. I need a salmon ladder, a cosmic treadmill like the Flash uses, some Russian nesting dolls, a Star Sapphire ring, a plushie that looks exactly like my cat, a denim jacket, leather pants, some glitter glue, and a white cosplay wig.

"Maybe I really do belong with the Suicide Squad..."
JTTWlover Mr Jerk Dragon Prince from Chinese Heaven Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Mr Jerk Dragon Prince
Feb 7th 2020 at 11:58:44 PM

No, you wonít trick your alternate universe self into that you are Killer Frost with a salmon nesting doll! Iím not even sure if the Star Sapphire rings let you change.

I need a block chicken blood, a violonchelo, a bunch of comics, web-shooters and a pair of Mercuryís sandals.

If there's a book you want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it. Toni Morrison
Ozbourne Part-Time Omen of Death from if it fits, I sits Relationship Status: Crazy Cat Lady
Part-Time Omen of Death
Feb 15th 2020 at 2:54:15 PM

You can't enter the talent show with that, you forgot the ventriloquist's dummy!

All right, I've gone to the old video arcade and I've brought the cappuccino machine, the chainsaw, the Golden Girls coloring book, and the chocolates. I'm wearing the kilt and the getaway vehicle is ready to go. Is there something I'm forgetting?

Stupid doomed timeline...
Miss_Desperado https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YD2i1FzUYA from somewhere getting rained on by Puget Sound Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Feb 24th 2020 at 3:31:35 PM

The cappuccino machine is for the guards. It has a hidden compartment that spikes their coffee with a memory eraser. The chocolates are likewise spiked with a memory eraser. Any guards that don't drink coffee or eat chocolate will be distracted by the Golden Girls coloring book. Then you'll bust open the arcade machines with a chainsaw to get the coins inside, the kilt is for further Refuge in Audacity. Oh, and you forgot the memory eraser and the stock money bags.

The penguins are dancing in the strawberry ice cream and twirling candy canes.

Edited by Miss_Desperado on Feb 24th 2020 at 3:39:02 AM

If not for this anchor I'd be dancing between the stars. At least I can try to write better vampire stories than Twilight.
JTTWlover Mr Jerk Dragon Prince from Chinese Heaven Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Mr Jerk Dragon Prince
Mar 5th 2020 at 4:58:46 AM

Who gave Popper the ice cream?

I need sister superheroines, a dragon, a tree demon, a winter spirit and a tiger.

If there's a book you want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it. Toni Morrison
Miss_Desperado https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YD2i1FzUYA from somewhere getting rained on by Puget Sound Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Mar 5th 2020 at 11:04:07 AM

Oh no, not another cheesy advertisement for a casino!

Help! I need two dozen bottles of liquid moonbeams and a shovelful of bandersnatch poop!

If not for this anchor I'd be dancing between the stars. At least I can try to write better vampire stories than Twilight.
Spottedleaf The Frost Formerly Known As Killer from The Watchtower Relationship Status: Buried in snow, waiting for spring
The Frost Formerly Known As Killer
Mar 5th 2020 at 11:40:28 AM

You realize that's not going to help you solve a problem like Maria, right?

I need a bucket of wood shavings, a penny, a used napkin, a picket sign, five golden rings, four calling birds, three french hens, two turtle doves, and the Krabby Patty secret formula.

"Maybe I really do belong with the Suicide Squad..."
Seaners Just some guy from Manila
Just some guy
Mar 5th 2020 at 1:34:43 PM

Huh. Makin' your own Mcdonalds, eh?

So... i got 10 rottweilers, five tender sausages with cheese, 14 spray cans, a cube, and a copy of Finnegans Wake. What now?

In an introspective phase, at the moment.
Miss_Desperado https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YD2i1FzUYA from somewhere getting rained on by Puget Sound Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Mar 5th 2020 at 2:23:04 PM

Gonzo The Great thanks you for bringing all the props he needs for his new act: Transcribing Finnegan's Wake onto a cube with spray paint while feeding ravenous rottweilers! (one Ambulance Cut later) ... Next time, bring more sausages.

I found a bath tub filled to the brim with oranges, a petri dish with questionable contents, a plastic flamingo, a taxidermied flamingo, a live flamingo, some ominously glowing snails, and one very dizzy but otherwise unafflicted Ood.

If not for this anchor I'd be dancing between the stars. At least I can try to write better vampire stories than Twilight.

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