Use Noodle Implements.

That is one rockin' awesome party.

Why is there a yoyo in the surgery room of this Abandoned Hospital?

If not for this anchor I'd be dancing between the stars. At least I can try to write better vampire stories than Twilight.

The last urban explorers who went through here were a bunch of 3rd graders. And now you know why this place is even more trashed.

You open the door, and see me holding some forceps, a bag of cheese curds, some unidentified pink thing, and a huge box of crayons while standing in front of an old, broken-down fridge. There's a bucket of filthy water with a feather duster sticking out of it in the corner.

Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying inside

D.I.Y. Disaster. The unidentified pink thing? It Came from the Fridge.

I need five hundred pounds of garlic, five hundred pounds of onions, five hundred pounds of durians, five hundred pounds of beans, some very hungry elephants, enough tubas for all the elephants, a copy of Trump's schedule, and enough gas masks for me, the elephant trainer, and anyone else who wants to watch.

If not for this anchor I'd be dancing between the stars. At least I can try to write better vampire stories than Twilight.

Planning to pull a massive version of the old " Elephant gas" prank on the president eh? Better watch out for the secret service.

Okay men, for the next mission I need you to get me cosplay of Iron Man's armor, two bananas, a bucket filled with rubber duckies of different sizes/colors and scissors, 61 in fact

Dude. You aren’t going to Gorilla City that way. You need something DC.

GUYS I NEED ALL THOSE COMICS IN THE TINY TITANS UNIVERSE AND THE PORTAL CREATOR. ALSO A GREEN LANTERN RING.

If there's a book you want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it. Toni Morrison

Are you trying to jump into the comic and Take Over the World?

I need a cat, a parachute, and all the bouncy springs and catnip you can find.

If not for this anchor I'd be dancing between the stars. At least I can try to write better vampire stories than Twilight.

A cat-based paratrooper unit? Why didn't you say so! Anyway, I'm gonna need a speedboat, a large slingshot, about 15 photocopiers, and a transcription of the entire plot of Fallout 3.

The one called "Acid" is dead, but I don't know how to change my username.

You're going to mass-photocopy the transcript with the fifteen photocopiers, then you're going to wad up the copies and use them as slingshot ammo, with your speedboat as a getaway while you fire.

We found the Mad Scientist building a robot that has lots and lots of tentacles; growing all-female human/rabbit/plant hybrids in genetic vats; and mail-ordering boxes of tissues in bulk as well as a few cameras. What is he up to, and will we need some Brain Bleach once we figure it out?

Edited by Miss_Desperado on Jun 30th 2019 at 8:29:18 AM

If not for this anchor I'd be dancing between the stars. At least I can try to write better vampire stories than Twilight.

Is he planning to record him sending is expirents to Kansas?

The victim was found, dead, near a pawn shop. Near him is 100 dollars, a laptop, tomato soup, and a Styrofoam box. In the box, there's an aspearigus stalk covered in hot sauce on wheat.

Well the guy knew that one hundred dollars was not enough to start a restaraunt, so he was trying to pawn his laptop to get more money, but the pawn store owner didn't think much of the guy's demonstration recipes, so the poor guy walked out in despair without pawning his laptop, walked into the street, forgot to Look Both Ways and got run over.

Lemme take a look in the shed... there's an upside-down wheelbarrow missing a wheel, with That Poor Cat underneath, a flattened alarm clock, a leaky garden hose, a forgotten jar of pickled eggs, a moth-eaten scarecrow with dorky-looking clown clothes, and a spooky glowing crystal half-covered in an ominously buzzing wasp nest... WASP NEST?!

Edited by Miss_Desperado on Jul 11th 2019 at 7:18:45 AM

If not for this anchor I'd be dancing between the stars. At least I can try to write better vampire stories than Twilight.

Looks like a makeshift doomsday bunker for the Apocalypse,I still don't know how he managed to train the Wasps.

Alright, We found several empty bottles, one Codex Umbra, Crystal meth and several skulls littering the room, detective, just what the hell were they doing?

Here's a Godmodder. Please Kill him before he fucks up everything. https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=15527074470A62989200

That's strange; most people summon demons or something but I think they were summoning the characters from Breaking Bad.

OK, I have several spools of brightly colored ribbon, three dozen hard-boiled eggs, a baseball bat, a DVD box set of The Golden Girls, four twenty-foot long 2x4s, and a block of C4. Is there anything else we need?

Stupid doomed timeline...

Yeah, you forgot the "Golden Girls"-themed egg-decorating kits and you forgot to invite all the haters to the ceremonial destruction.

Okay, I've got a manticore on a leash, a bulldozer, a plastic pair of pajamas, and a sign that warns of avalanches. Now where did I put the hose and the thermometer?

Edited by Miss_Desperado on Jul 27th 2019 at 6:18:54 AM

If not for this anchor I'd be dancing between the stars. At least I can try to write better vampire stories than Twilight.

No, we are not attempting to scare the neighbors by sleeping in front of a manticore "avalanche survivor" in an ice block at 0K. And how would a hole help, anyway?

There's a burnt typewriter, a block, a key on a string hanging above the dead body, a step stool, a clock without the hands, pliers, and a pair of running shoes. What does this mean, Dective?

They killed Bill. And tried to run him over again.

Hey guys. I need one Lantern Ring of each color, all the comics of the Tiny Titans universe, the Omnitrix, a teleporter and some Love Potion.

If there's a book you want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it. Toni Morrison

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If there's a book you want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it. Toni Morrison

Dude, do you not remember how the last person conceived under a love potion turned out? The last thing we need is a metahuman alien Voldemort!

It should work this time, guys. I need some liquid nitrogen, a cold fusion machine, a particle accelerator, a DVD of The Incredibles, a photograph of any character from X-Men, and a model of a human heart made of glass.

Edited by Spottedleaf on Jul 30th 2019 at 1:32:28 PM

Trying to bring Jean Gray to life again, huh?

Officer, I can assure you there's a perfectly good reason why I have two squeaky boots, a guide to dance dance revolution, this locked old box, and every single episode of Seinfeld in my trunk.

I'm sure you do, and you can tell Officer Bailey all about, but you have the right to remain silent. Bailey, cuff him. Reiss, open the box.

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Look, there's a perfectly reasonable explanation for why a half empty bottle of Don Julio Anejo, a mason jar full of black D20 dice and a 1st edition Exploding Kittens box are all in with the laundry. Now's just not the time to worry about it.

"Get me a gun, I'm a soldier; but put me in that suit and I'm a superhero." - Gunnery Sgt Roberta "Bobbie" Draper MMC

So, the washing machine and dryer came to life, went on a rampage, and ate your party supplies?

Okay, I've got twenty gallons of ketchup, twenty gallons of mustard, twenty gallons of mayonnaise, and thirty thousand snowmen. The dragon is late, so can you go get the jet engine?

If not for this anchor I'd be dancing between the stars. At least I can try to write better vampire stories than Twilight.

I'm ready for this flight to the South Pole to promote our condiments!

I found a red button, a leaf, twelve swords, a trombone case, a bottle of water, and a brick.

Don’t kill the twelve fighting brothers with the exploding water, please.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. What are a bunch of Silver Age comics that mainly feature the Love Interests of the superheroes, several drawing objects, a laptop and a drawing pad and a kidnapped Art Baltazar doing in this shed?

Art Baltazar is a KIDS COMIC BOOK WRITER, dude.

Edited by JTTWlover on Aug 7th 2019 at 8:42:56 PM

If there's a book you want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it. Toni Morrison

Somebody got dissatisfied with Poor Man's Porn and kidnapped Art Baltazar to make lewd drawings.

Edit: And that's why the kidnapper still doesn't have any porn — they Trapped the Wrong Target.

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The swimming pool is full of candles and chipmunk corpses. What do you have to say for yourself?

Edited by Miss_Desperado on Aug 19th 2019 at 5:13:36 AM

If not for this anchor I'd be dancing between the stars. At least I can try to write better vampire stories than Twilight.

Alvin and co. got a birthday party and they got killed in the process.

Oh my gods what is this Palette Swap version of the Blue Beetle Scarab doing in the back of that girl?

What?

Edited by JTTWlover on Aug 20th 2019 at 5:36:26 PM

If there's a book you want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it. Toni Morrison

Tryin' to make a buck off tattooed characters, but their colors are swapped, to avoid breaking the law? That's Terrible!

Why is there a trash can, a paper clip, a screw, and a dozen forks in this bathroom?