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Legend_Of_Snake369 Angel Killer from rainbow's end Relationship Status: In Lesbians with you
Angel Killer
Feb 15th 2019 at 10:39:32 AM

A weapon to surpass metal gear! (tentacle attached to battery+microchip throws a a nokia phone covered in peanut butter and dirt)

An egg, a despicable me minion toy, a cucumber, a water slide, and a big box tv.

Edited by Legend_Of_Snake369 on Feb 15th 2019 at 10:40:05 AM

Eh professor!? what's another term for "pirate's treasure"?
JTTWlover Random drawing from Budding Pop planet Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Random drawing
Feb 15th 2019 at 1:22:08 PM

You are NOT allowed to do a water slide with egg yolk.

I need the Ben 10 aliens, some Pokemon and a JTTW book.

If thereís a book you want to read, but it hasnít been written yet, then you must write it.- Toni Morrison
TalesofUnder Another pirate gal? from On a cruise ship Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
Another pirate gal?
Feb 15th 2019 at 3:18:04 PM

Er..... Iíd rather you not mix up weird mutants, cute magical critters, and Chinese gods again.

A search of the suspect revealed a mop bucket, a Creeper parka, and a slinky. Detective Brown, what do you infer from these items?

What is with this continuous theme of female pirates? ....Probably just a coincidence.
Legend_Of_Snake369 Angel Killer from rainbow's end Relationship Status: In Lesbians with you
Angel Killer
Feb 15th 2019 at 4:22:39 PM

A minecraft player tried to drown his pet slinkey in the dirty mop bucket, the sick bastard!

A minecraft steve action figure, the ds johny test video game, a pair of jeans, and an apple

Eh professor!? what's another term for "pirate's treasure"?
medievalParadox "In the arena of logic, I fight unarmed!" from any device that can get onto the internet Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
"In the arena of logic, I fight unarmed!"
Feb 15th 2019 at 8:40:53 PM

No, for the last time I'm not helping you seduce your game loving Teacher. Stop trying to do that and get some help.

Unobtanium, Liquid Light, Solid Darkness, and three pints of Fae Level drugs, Detective what can you tell me about this?

Here's a Godmodder. Please Kill him before he fucks up everything. https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=15527074470A62989200
johannes4123 I assume there's a reasonable explanation from The southern parts of Norway Relationship Status: In denial
I assume there's a reasonable explanation
Feb 16th 2019 at 2:49:10 AM

Some idiot decided to summon a good devil and an evil angel the same time, no wonder this place is a mess

The levitating flash light, five packs of laxatives and the copy of "Guinness World Records 1952" is a bit harder to figure out

Whatever it is he's burning, I hope it was worth it. Cause this is AWESOME!
JTTWlover Random drawing from Budding Pop planet Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Random drawing
Feb 16th 2019 at 3:32:32 AM

Seriously? Donít try to beat an old record. Itís weird and youíll end sick.

I need a bunch of pictures of Guan Yin, a bunch of picture of Wukong and the shipper.

If thereís a book you want to read, but it hasnít been written yet, then you must write it.- Toni Morrison
Spottedleaf Popsicle Hands from S.T.A.R. Labs Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
Popsicle Hands
Feb 21st 2019 at 11:56:56 AM

Honey, that is not how your communicate with the dead.

I'm going to need a radioactive spider, a cold-fusion generator, a particle accelerator, a lightning rod, a hammer, and a slice of pepperoni pizza.

"You don't have to worry about me. I feel like I'm ready for anything."
CustardAndPie Insert clever quip from 'Scansin, don'cha knoow? Relationship Status: Dancing with myself
Insert clever quip
Feb 21st 2019 at 1:51:40 PM

I mean, generating energy via a machine powered by a radioactive spider running after a slice of pizza doesn't sound terribly efficient, but you do you, I guess.

I've got two metal screws, a fire hydrant, an old Packard Bell running Windows 98, a CD full of pirated music, and a broken light switch. What the hell am I up to now?

EMBED PBrush
Feb 21st 2019 at 4:28:41 PM

Apparently you're fishing for a literal Ear Worm.

Quick! I need a water buffalo, three rubber duckies and a kazoo!

johannes4123 I assume there's a reasonable explanation from The southern parts of Norway Relationship Status: In denial
I assume there's a reasonable explanation
Feb 22nd 2019 at 3:58:42 AM

I guess your way of crossing the river isn't much worse than any other way

Unfortunately that means I won't need the shovel, canned cucumbers, empty milk-bottle and seven liters of gummy-worms after all

Whatever it is he's burning, I hope it was worth it. Cause this is AWESOME!
Legend_Of_Snake369 Angel Killer from rainbow's end Relationship Status: In Lesbians with you
Angel Killer
Feb 22nd 2019 at 4:54:49 AM

johannes, are you trying to resurrect the dead again? well, if you are, then you need creamed corn instead of canned cucumbers

I have 24 waffles, a cat, a lightsaber, 50 printed pictures of the supreme deity paul blart, and a keyblade, what wacky hijinks am I up too now?

Eh professor!? what's another term for "pirate's treasure"?
medievalParadox "In the arena of logic, I fight unarmed!" from any device that can get onto the internet Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
"In the arena of logic, I fight unarmed!"
Feb 22nd 2019 at 4:55:24 AM

Tunneling under the River is very much a safety hazard.

Quickly! I need A Milk Jug filled with LSD, Some weed, and several squares to make a circle with! time is of the essence!

Here's a Godmodder. Please Kill him before he fucks up everything. https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=15527074470A62989200
Spottedleaf Popsicle Hands from S.T.A.R. Labs Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
Popsicle Hands
Feb 22nd 2019 at 6:01:29 AM

sigh Trying to summon Cthulhu again?

Quick, I need a copy of Killer Frost's solo issue of Justice League of America (Rebirth), a bottle of water, a name tag with "Kevin" written on it, a computer mouse, a mechanical pencil, a pair of mittens, and a projector!

"You don't have to worry about me. I feel like I'm ready for anything."
Legend_Of_Snake369 Angel Killer from rainbow's end Relationship Status: In Lesbians with you
Angel Killer
Feb 22nd 2019 at 6:12:57 AM

the tech guy isn't a demon, you don't have to summon him, just call kevin up here.

I have bath bomb, a toaster, a copy of shrek extra large on gamecube, and a condom, what do?

Eh professor!? what's another term for "pirate's treasure"?
medievalParadox "In the arena of logic, I fight unarmed!" from any device that can get onto the internet Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
"In the arena of logic, I fight unarmed!"
Feb 22nd 2019 at 2:05:42 PM

C'mon man, you aren't a tech priest, you can't seduce a Toaster.

I have a need for 4 elemental orbs, a being of infinite evil, and an item that'll grant me access to every spell that can and will exist.

Here's a Godmodder. Please Kill him before he fucks up everything. https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=15527074470A62989200
Zanreo Invisible Detective Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
Invisible Detective
Feb 22nd 2019 at 2:59:16 PM

While the orbs will indeed power up the spells, how can you be sure this being won't just turn on you? Your plan to take over the world needs some work

So what was I gonna do with a long purple wig, a bag of oranges, a Gizmondo, a chainsaw, a pair of mismatched socks and 5 lightbulbs?

sneaks into the enemy base and eats their apples
Feb 22nd 2019 at 3:03:33 PM

[up][up][nja] If you're trying to become God, you seriously Didn't Think This Through. That being of infinite evil will try to overthrow you first chance it gets, preferably before you've even gotten started.

[up] You were building a Cute and Psycho Robot Buddy.

I woke up this morning and found an empty tin of hot chocolate, a yeti speaking German, a very cranky werewolf ranting in French, and a bomb counting down from one hour, all on my front lawn. This Is Gonna Suck... What Did I Do Last Night??

Edited by Miss_Desperado on Feb 22nd 2019 at 3:06:50 AM

Legend_Of_Snake369 Angel Killer from rainbow's end Relationship Status: In Lesbians with you
Angel Killer
Mar 5th 2019 at 10:22:55 AM

well clearly you got drunk with a bunch of world leaders eating chocolate and accidentally summoned a curse that turns them all into monsters, and your next!

I have a keyblade, a well balanced breakfast, some grenades, a cat, and a segway scooter, what is happening in my day?

Eh professor!? what's another term for "pirate's treasure"?
JTTWlover Random drawing from Budding Pop planet Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Random drawing
Mar 5th 2019 at 12:03:19 PM

Dear, you canít make a cat throw grenades in a segway.

I need a bunch of mythology books, a magic book and the ashes of the Percy Jackson and the Olympians books.

If thereís a book you want to read, but it hasnít been written yet, then you must write it.- Toni Morrison
JTTWlover Random drawing from Budding Pop planet Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Random drawing
Mar 8th 2019 at 4:05:45 AM

bump

If thereís a book you want to read, but it hasnít been written yet, then you must write it.- Toni Morrison
Spottedleaf Popsicle Hands from S.T.A.R. Labs Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
Popsicle Hands
Mar 8th 2019 at 5:41:38 AM

Trying to summon Eris again? Really?

Alright, everyone, this is a very delicate operation. I'm going to need a heat lamp, a rosette pin like the revolutionaries in Les Mis wore, a pole, a bottle of green elixir, a giant chandelier, an inner tube, and a helicopter.

"You don't have to worry about me. I feel like I'm ready for anything."
medievalParadox "In the arena of logic, I fight unarmed!" from any device that can get onto the internet Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
"In the arena of logic, I fight unarmed!"
Mar 8th 2019 at 6:01:43 AM

Making another Legendary Weapon I see. be sure it doesn't make you go crazy again.

I need the deadliest bunny you have, several bottles of Pancake serum and the blood of a Sayian, preferably in a needle.

Here's a Godmodder. Please Kill him before he fucks up everything. https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=15527074470A62989200
Legend_Of_Snake369 Angel Killer from rainbow's end Relationship Status: In Lesbians with you
Angel Killer
Mar 8th 2019 at 6:12:03 AM

no stop! Don't give goku's bunny any more pancakes!

I have a copy of mario sunshine, a plastic bag, shoeshine, a bathtub, some jellyfish which i've heard is tasty, a plastic donut and a whole boatload of acid, what hilarity will ensue?

Eh professor!? what's another term for "pirate's treasure"?
johannes4123 I assume there's a reasonable explanation from The southern parts of Norway Relationship Status: In denial
I assume there's a reasonable explanation
Mar 8th 2019 at 7:09:54 AM

I was wondering where my 3D copy of the "inkling training manual" went

If only I still had cookie jar, gasoline can, claw hammer and climbing gear

Whatever it is he's burning, I hope it was worth it. Cause this is AWESOME!

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