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A weapon to surpass metal gear! (tentacle attached to battery+microchip throws a a nokia phone covered in peanut butter and dirt)
An egg, a despicable me minion toy, a cucumber, a water slide, and a big box tv.
Edited by Legend_Of_Snake369 on Feb 15th 2019 at 10:40:05 AM
You are NOT allowed to do a water slide with egg yolk.
I need the Ben 10 aliens, some Pokemon and a JTTW book.
Er..... Iíd rather you not mix up weird mutants, cute magical critters, and Chinese gods again.
A search of the suspect revealed a mop bucket, a Creeper parka, and a slinky. Detective Brown, what do you infer from these items?
A minecraft player tried to drown his pet slinkey in the dirty mop bucket, the sick bastard!
A minecraft steve action figure, the ds johny test video game, a pair of jeans, and an apple
No, for the last time I'm not helping you seduce your game loving Teacher. Stop trying to do that and get some help.
Unobtanium, Liquid Light, Solid Darkness, and three pints of Fae Level drugs, Detective what can you tell me about this?
Some idiot decided to summon a good devil and an evil angel the same time, no wonder this place is a mess
The levitating flash light, five packs of laxatives and the copy of "Guinness World Records 1952" is a bit harder to figure out
Seriously? Donít try to beat an old record. Itís weird and youíll end sick.
I need a bunch of pictures of Guan Yin, a bunch of picture of Wukong and the shipper.
Honey, that is not how your communicate with the dead.
I'm going to need a radioactive spider, a cold-fusion generator, a particle accelerator, a lightning rod, a hammer, and a slice of pepperoni pizza.
I mean, generating energy via a machine powered by a radioactive spider running after a slice of pizza doesn't sound terribly efficient, but you do you, I guess.
I've got two metal screws, a fire hydrant, an old Packard Bell running Windows 98, a CD full of pirated music, and a broken light switch. What the hell am I up to now?
Apparently you're fishing for a literal Ear Worm.
Quick! I need a water buffalo, three rubber duckies and a kazoo!
I guess your way of crossing the river isn't much worse than any other way
Unfortunately that means I won't need the shovel, canned cucumbers, empty milk-bottle and seven liters of gummy-worms after all
johannes, are you trying to resurrect the dead again? well, if you are, then you need creamed corn instead of canned cucumbers
I have 24 waffles, a cat, a lightsaber, 50 printed pictures of the supreme deity paul blart, and a keyblade, what wacky hijinks am I up too now?
Tunneling under the River is very much a safety hazard.
Quickly! I need A Milk Jug filled with LSD, Some weed, and several squares to make a circle with! time is of the essence!
sigh Trying to summon Cthulhu again?
Quick, I need a copy of Killer Frost's solo issue of Justice League of America (Rebirth), a bottle of water, a name tag with "Kevin" written on it, a computer mouse, a mechanical pencil, a pair of mittens, and a projector!
the tech guy isn't a demon, you don't have to summon him, just call kevin up here.
I have bath bomb, a toaster, a copy of shrek extra large on gamecube, and a condom, what do?
C'mon man, you aren't a tech priest, you can't seduce a Toaster.
I have a need for 4 elemental orbs, a being of infinite evil, and an item that'll grant me access to every spell that can and will exist.
While the orbs will indeed power up the spells, how can you be sure this being won't just turn on you? Your plan to take over the world needs some work
So what was I gonna do with a long purple wig, a bag of oranges, a Gizmondo, a chainsaw, a pair of mismatched socks and 5 lightbulbs?
If you're trying to become God, you seriously Didn't Think This Through. That being of infinite evil will try to overthrow you first chance it gets, preferably before you've even gotten started.
You were building a Cute and Psycho Robot Buddy.
I woke up this morning and found an empty tin of hot chocolate, a yeti speaking German, a very cranky werewolf ranting in French, and a bomb counting down from one hour, all on my front lawn. This Is Gonna Suck... What Did I Do Last Night??
Edited by Miss_Desperado on Feb 22nd 2019 at 3:06:50 AM
well clearly you got drunk with a bunch of world leaders eating chocolate and accidentally summoned a curse that turns them all into monsters, and your next!
I have a keyblade, a well balanced breakfast, some grenades, a cat, and a segway scooter, what is happening in my day?
Dear, you canít make a cat throw grenades in a segway.
I need a bunch of mythology books, a magic book and the ashes of the Percy Jackson and the Olympians books.
Trying to summon Eris again? Really?
Alright, everyone, this is a very delicate operation. I'm going to need a heat lamp, a rosette pin like the revolutionaries in Les Mis wore, a pole, a bottle of green elixir, a giant chandelier, an inner tube, and a helicopter.
Making another Legendary Weapon I see. be sure it doesn't make you go crazy again.
I need the deadliest bunny you have, several bottles of Pancake serum and the blood of a Sayian, preferably in a needle.
no stop! Don't give goku's bunny any more pancakes!
I have a copy of mario sunshine, a plastic bag, shoeshine, a bathtub, some jellyfish which i've heard is tasty, a plastic donut and a whole boatload of acid, what hilarity will ensue?
I was wondering where my 3D copy of the "inkling training manual" went
If only I still had cookie jar, gasoline can, claw hammer and climbing gear
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