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TalesofUnder Not Sherlock Holmes from 1900s England Since: May, 2017 Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
Not Sherlock Holmes
#376: Nov 14th 2018 at 7:32:29 PM

You’re making a point to your rival, the king. By putting on a crown and having the skeletons fan you with palm fronds, you will put on a realistic impression of a king. You will then assault his senses by handing him something that looks like a blueberry muffin, smells like an apple, and tastes like garlic. The slippers are assaulting his nose with pink fuzz so he doesn’t notice the garlic smell or the blueberry muffin smell.

A friend wants me to build a helicopter, but all I have is a bag of dog kibble, some baking soda, a leprechaun hat, and 3 diseased anteaters!

“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”
Playing_with_boy Since: Jun, 2018 Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
#377: Nov 18th 2018 at 5:43:08 PM

Worst. Homemade. Helicopter. Ever.

I need duct tape, a spoon, bug poison, a towel, a toilet seat, a knight's outfit, salami, a knife, and a tack.

CustardAndPie Oh Captain!~ from in a tank 'bout to steal yo girl Since: Apr, 2018 Relationship Status: Remembering what Mama said
Oh Captain!~
#378: Nov 18th 2018 at 5:52:06 PM

Look, just because you didn't get hired by that extermination company, it doesn't mean you should start your own!

Okay, I've got the boombox and the faux fur cape. Did you remember to bring the chocolate cake, fake mustache on a stick, coconut halves, basket of mangoes, pink glitter, and seven gallons of guava-scented shampoo?

Edited by CustardAndPie on Nov 18th 2018 at 7:52:37 AM

Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying inside
HyperReal Facing the consequences. from the alternate universe where everyone went crazy Since: Sep, 2018 Relationship Status: Hugging my pillow
Facing the consequences.
#379: Nov 18th 2018 at 5:54:45 PM

Man, I can't wait to go to your party!

Hey, can i have a Rubix Cube, a Morph Suit, 10 pounds of whipped cream, and a circuit board?

Toby Fox is the only person to make an mpreg homestuck rock opera and then compose music for smash bros.
Miss_Desperado https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YD2i1FzUYA from somewhere getting rained on by Puget Sound Since: Sep, 2016 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
#380: Nov 18th 2018 at 7:52:14 PM

The circuit board goes inside the Rubix cube to make an electronic lock for the door to the Morph Suit's cupboard — the door will only open if the Rubix cube is in a certain password pattern. That way the Morph Suit will be safe from thieves until Halloween, where you'll go trick-or-treating and spray whipped cream on people's windows for the trick.

I need a hundred constrictor snakes — no venomous ones allowed — and a flute for a mermaid with a grudge.

Edited by Miss_Desperado on Nov 18th 2018 at 7:53:56 AM

If not for this anchor I'd be dancing between the stars. At least I can try to write better vampire stories than Twilight.
CustardAndPie Oh Captain!~ from in a tank 'bout to steal yo girl Since: Apr, 2018 Relationship Status: Remembering what Mama said
Oh Captain!~
#381: Nov 19th 2018 at 10:19:03 AM

What kind of fucked-up LARP group are you a part of?

Well, that's everything. I've got the Lite Brite with a vulgar message, foot powder that expired in 1983, batter mix, and braless underwires. Am I missing anything?

Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying inside
AgentKirin creature Since: Aug, 2017 Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
creature
#382: Dec 30th 2018 at 4:20:57 PM

That's quite the prank. Might want to bring a fire extinguisher in case the Lite Brite sets all that powder on fire. Even if that doesn't happen, you can use it anyway.

Okay, I've got a bike, a watch, a pickaxe, a sledgehammer, and a bird. Now what?

So hit 'em with a whole tidal wave ~ We're killing it the entire way
Ozbourne Part-Time Omen of Death from if it fits, I sits (Edited uphill both ways) Relationship Status: Crazy Cat Lady
Part-Time Omen of Death
#383: Dec 30th 2018 at 6:19:08 PM

It sounds like you're all set to find that lost mine. Hope you dig up something valuable!

I think I'm ready; I brought a book of poetry, a chainsaw, a can of strawberry frosting, some sheet music, a lighter, and a French maid's outfit. Anything else I need?

Stupid doomed timeline...
CustardAndPie Oh Captain!~ from in a tank 'bout to steal yo girl Since: Apr, 2018 Relationship Status: Remembering what Mama said
Oh Captain!~
#384: Dec 30th 2018 at 8:11:29 PM

Not sure why you volunteered to be the bait, but that's a pretty effective way to hunt neckbeards. Just add some Mountain Dew and you're set.

Lemme check my list... a bag of frozen chicken tenders, assorted gemstones, some knockoff makeup from Wish, a bow tie, 7 copies of Def Leppard's album Pyromania, 16 boxes of hair dye, and some glittery leggings. Anything else we need for this?

Edited by CustardAndPie on Dec 30th 2018 at 10:12:04 AM

Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying inside
TalesofUnder Not Sherlock Holmes from 1900s England Since: May, 2017 Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
Not Sherlock Holmes
#385: Dec 30th 2018 at 8:21:02 PM

Man, you have an odd concept of a wedding. Sure, the jewels are a nice touch, but a woman will not marry a man wearing crappy makeup, sequined pants, green hair, and a bowtie. In addition, Def Leppard doesn’t make for good wedding music, and no one wants to eat a chicken cake. Try again, pal.

I pulled over a man who was driving suspiciously fast. I discovered a spatula, a Hitler mustache, and a pogo stick.

“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”
HyperReal Facing the consequences. from the alternate universe where everyone went crazy Since: Sep, 2018 Relationship Status: Hugging my pillow
Facing the consequences.
#386: Dec 30th 2018 at 8:28:15 PM

He is totally prepared for a fight.

All i need is a boombox, 18 Nendoroids, a hyper reflective mirror, and some onion rings.

Toby Fox is the only person to make an mpreg homestuck rock opera and then compose music for smash bros.
CustardAndPie Oh Captain!~ from in a tank 'bout to steal yo girl Since: Apr, 2018 Relationship Status: Remembering what Mama said
Oh Captain!~
#387: Dec 30th 2018 at 8:33:14 PM

And here we see the wild NEET is its natural habitat, attempting to host a dance party to make themselves feel a little less lonely...

Hi, yes, I've got a very large order. I'd like all of Phil Collins' discography on cassette, 25 young banana trees, a globe, a tube of pink lipstick that probably hasn't been used since 1964, a roll of tin foil, some really scratched up PSP disks, two plastic flamingos, and a stick of dynamite. Did you get that all down, or do I need to repeat it?

Edited by CustardAndPie on Dec 30th 2018 at 10:34:29 AM

Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying inside
casioonaplasticbeach Since: May, 2017
#388: Feb 13th 2019 at 4:16:42 PM

Hapless Phone Man: Fᴏʀɢɪᴠᴇ ᴍᴇ ғᴏʀ ᴘʀʏɪɴɢ, ʙᴜᴛ ɪs ᴛʜɪs ғᴏʀ sᴏᴍᴇ ᴛɪᴍᴇ-ᴛʀᴀᴠᴇʟᴇʀ ᴠᴇʀsɪᴏɴ ᴏғ Yᴏᴜ Aʟʟ Mᴇᴇᴛ Aᴛ Aɴ Iɴɴ?

Alright. If my memory serves me correctly, I have the wall mirror, the 5 colored candles, the red silk tie, the router, the brake fluid, the mountain painting, and the Dillinger, in .45 like you asked. Do not be afraid to tell me if I forgot anything.

WilliamRadarStorm my current job from News Station NT Since: Oct, 2013 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
my current job
#389: Feb 13th 2019 at 5:06:03 PM

Perfect. This'll be the last summoning that demon ever gets. (cocks Dillinger) ...oh wait, you forgot the coconuts.

We need three maps of the Bahamas, two copies of the Book of Mormon, a squirrel corpse, four yo-yos, and a rowboat.

The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Miss_Desperado https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YD2i1FzUYA from somewhere getting rained on by Puget Sound Since: Sep, 2016 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
#390: Feb 13th 2019 at 6:36:33 PM

You're rehearsing for your eccentric billionaire grandfather's Burial at Sea so you don't mess up the one condition of inheritance.

I was told to bring a green glow-in-the-dark tentacle finger puppet, chibi figurines of Weiss, Yang and Neptune, toothpaste, almond milk, mayonnaise, a box of tissues, a six-sided die, a twenty-sided die, and Cards Against Humanity. Should I be worried?

If not for this anchor I'd be dancing between the stars. At least I can try to write better vampire stories than Twilight.
CustardAndPie Oh Captain!~ from in a tank 'bout to steal yo girl Since: Apr, 2018 Relationship Status: Remembering what Mama said
Oh Captain!~
#391: Feb 13th 2019 at 8:48:38 PM

Yes, because you've been formally invited to the annual game night hosted by that weird neighbor you've never seen before.

Alright folks, let's go on down the list. Formaldehyde, check. Cinderella's glass slipper, check. 12 broken smoke detectors, check. Expired stick of unsalted butter, check. Standing mirror, double check. Anything else?

Edited by CustardAndPie on Feb 13th 2019 at 10:50:48 AM

Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying inside
TalesofUnder Not Sherlock Holmes from 1900s England Since: May, 2017 Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
Not Sherlock Holmes
#392: Feb 13th 2019 at 8:50:06 PM

.....That’s one messed-up fashion show.

Now why is there a bottle of Raid, a photo of Dwight D. Eisenhower, and a bongo in my pocket?

“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”
CustardAndPie Oh Captain!~ from in a tank 'bout to steal yo girl Since: Apr, 2018 Relationship Status: Remembering what Mama said
Oh Captain!~
#393: Feb 13th 2019 at 8:55:28 PM

Don't you remember? You were going to go to the woods and summon the spirit of Eisenhower for... reasons!

Any advice on what to do with an empty arcade cabinet, a copy of the Declaration of Independence, an eyeshadow palette, heartburn medication, and a leather sofa with suspicious stains?

Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying inside
johannes4123 Mighty demon dog-thing from The southern parts of Norway Since: Oct, 2016 Relationship Status: In denial
Mighty demon dog-thing
#394: Feb 14th 2019 at 10:25:27 AM

What do you take for that? I was gonna clone up some bodies for the forefathers to use after summoning their spirits so I could challenge them to a game of pong

Now all I need is a bronze-spork, two wooden baseball-bats, a dried up ballpoint-pen and five kilograms chewing-gum

The thing that was gonna be powerful, then not, then powerful again
Spottedleaf Fit check for my napalm era! (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
Fit check for my napalm era!
#395: Feb 14th 2019 at 10:30:27 AM

Look, I know you're on a budget, but that will make for a VERY unconvincing dual-bladed lightsaber.

I need a freeze ray, two pounds of bacon, six gallons of 2 percent milk, a cuckoo clock, a blank sketchbook, and a purple choker studded with teeth.

>^owo^<
JTTWlover Heya there! I'm West. from Chinese Heaven Since: Mar, 2018 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Heya there! I'm West.
#396: Feb 15th 2019 at 1:18:20 AM

Frozen Bamilk is not good for you.

I need the Four Great Classical Novels, four summoning card and a pencil.

[down] Come on! I’m not allowed to summon potential killers and flowery guys?

Edited by JTTWlover on Feb 15th 2019 at 9:56:55 PM

If there's a book you want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it. Toni Morrison
medievalParadox Just some guy from any device that can get onto the internet Since: Dec, 2017 Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
Just some guy
#397: Feb 15th 2019 at 4:48:14 AM

Sir I see what you're doing and I'm afraid I can't allow another summoning ritual to happen, regardless of who you want to summon.

I need some Petrol oil, a Lighter, several discarded ghost costumes, and a cross.As well as some wires.

Here's a Godmodder. Please Kill him before he fucks up everything. https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=15527074470A62989200
Legend_Of_Snake369 Hemo Erotic from purgatory Since: Apr, 2018 Relationship Status: In Lesbians with you
#398: Feb 15th 2019 at 5:00:43 AM

Sir, Regardless if you want to start a "King K Klub" for appreciating everyone's favorite donkey kong country villain, the items you have make me suspicious you want to start another club with 3 k's.

I need help! I have a collection of the two paul blart movies, a gru (guy from despicable Me) mask, donkey kong barrel blast on the wii and a tub of whipped cream.

you make me want to do terrible things to you~
johannes4123 Mighty demon dog-thing from The southern parts of Norway Since: Oct, 2016 Relationship Status: In denial
Mighty demon dog-thing
#399: Feb 15th 2019 at 7:35:03 AM

That sounds perfect for some "alone time"

I need a fire extinguisher, an unloaded rifle, a living constrictor snake and a paper bag

The thing that was gonna be powerful, then not, then powerful again
Spottedleaf Fit check for my napalm era! (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
Fit check for my napalm era!
#400: Feb 15th 2019 at 7:46:42 AM

For the last time, that is NOT how you open the Chamber of Secrets.

I need a used battery, a jar of peanut butter, some dirt, a Nokia phone, a severed tentacle, and a single microchip.

>^owo^<

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