Look, just because you didn't get hired by that extermination company, it doesn't mean you should start your own!
Okay, I've got the boombox and the faux fur cape. Did you remember to bring the chocolate cake, fake mustache on a stick, coconut halves, basket of mangoes, pink glitter, and seven gallons of guava-scented shampoo?
Edited by CustardAndPie on Nov 18th 2018 at 7:52:37 AM
Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying insideThe circuit board goes inside the Rubix cube to make an electronic lock for the door to the Morph Suit's cupboard — the door will only open if the Rubix cube is in a certain password pattern. That way the Morph Suit will be safe from thieves until Halloween, where you'll go trick-or-treating and spray whipped cream on people's windows for the trick.
I need a hundred constrictor snakes — no venomous ones allowed — and a flute for a mermaid with a grudge.
Edited by Miss_Desperado on Nov 18th 2018 at 7:53:56 AM
If not for this anchor I'd be dancing between the stars. At least I can try to write better vampire stories than Twilight.What kind of fucked-up LARP group are you a part of?
Well, that's everything. I've got the Lite Brite with a vulgar message, foot powder that expired in 1983, batter mix, and braless underwires. Am I missing anything?
Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying insideThat's quite the prank. Might want to bring a fire extinguisher in case the Lite Brite sets all that powder on fire. Even if that doesn't happen, you can use it anyway.
Okay, I've got a bike, a watch, a pickaxe, a sledgehammer, and a bird. Now what?
So hit 'em with a whole tidal wave ~ We're killing it the entire wayNot sure why you volunteered to be the bait, but that's a pretty effective way to hunt neckbeards. Just add some Mountain Dew and you're set.
Lemme check my list... a bag of frozen chicken tenders, assorted gemstones, some knockoff makeup from Wish, a bow tie, 7 copies of Def Leppard's album Pyromania, 16 boxes of hair dye, and some glittery leggings. Anything else we need for this?
Edited by CustardAndPie on Dec 30th 2018 at 10:12:04 AM
Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying insideMan, you have an odd concept of a wedding. Sure, the jewels are a nice touch, but a woman will not marry a man wearing crappy makeup, sequined pants, green hair, and a bowtie. In addition, Def Leppard doesn’t make for good wedding music, and no one wants to eat a chicken cake. Try again, pal.
I pulled over a man who was driving suspiciously fast. I discovered a spatula, a Hitler mustache, and a pogo stick.
“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”And here we see the wild NEET is its natural habitat, attempting to host a dance party to make themselves feel a little less lonely...
Hi, yes, I've got a very large order. I'd like all of Phil Collins' discography on cassette, 25 young banana trees, a globe, a tube of pink lipstick that probably hasn't been used since 1964, a roll of tin foil, some really scratched up PSP disks, two plastic flamingos, and a stick of dynamite. Did you get that all down, or do I need to repeat it?
Edited by CustardAndPie on Dec 30th 2018 at 10:34:29 AM
Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying insideHapless Phone Man: Fᴏʀɢɪᴠᴇ ᴍᴇ ғᴏʀ ᴘʀʏɪɴɢ, ʙᴜᴛ ɪs ᴛʜɪs ғᴏʀ sᴏᴍᴇ ᴛɪᴍᴇ-ᴛʀᴀᴠᴇʟᴇʀ ᴠᴇʀsɪᴏɴ ᴏғ Yᴏᴜ Aʟʟ Mᴇᴇᴛ Aᴛ Aɴ Iɴɴ?
Alright. If my memory serves me correctly, I have the wall mirror, the 5 colored candles, the red silk tie, the router, the brake fluid, the mountain painting, and the Dillinger, in .45 like you asked. Do not be afraid to tell me if I forgot anything.
Perfect. This'll be the last summoning that demon ever gets. (cocks Dillinger) ...oh wait, you forgot the coconuts.
We need three maps of the Bahamas, two copies of the Book of Mormon, a squirrel corpse, four yo-yos, and a rowboat.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.You're rehearsing for your eccentric billionaire grandfather's Burial at Sea so you don't mess up the one condition of inheritance.
I was told to bring a green glow-in-the-dark tentacle finger puppet, chibi figurines of Weiss, Yang and Neptune, toothpaste, almond milk, mayonnaise, a box of tissues, a six-sided die, a twenty-sided die, and Cards Against Humanity. Should I be worried?
If not for this anchor I'd be dancing between the stars. At least I can try to write better vampire stories than Twilight.Yes, because you've been formally invited to the annual game night hosted by that weird neighbor you've never seen before.
Alright folks, let's go on down the list. Formaldehyde, check. Cinderella's glass slipper, check. 12 broken smoke detectors, check. Expired stick of unsalted butter, check. Standing mirror, double check. Anything else?
Edited by CustardAndPie on Feb 13th 2019 at 10:50:48 AM
Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying insideDon't you remember? You were going to go to the woods and summon the spirit of Eisenhower for... reasons!
Any advice on what to do with an empty arcade cabinet, a copy of the Declaration of Independence, an eyeshadow palette, heartburn medication, and a leather sofa with suspicious stains?
Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying insideWhat do you take for that? I was gonna clone up some bodies for the forefathers to use after summoning their spirits so I could challenge them to a game of pong
Now all I need is a bronze-spork, two wooden baseball-bats, a dried up ballpoint-pen and five kilograms chewing-gum
The thing that was gonna be powerful, then not, then powerful againFrozen Bamilk is not good for you.
I need the Four Great Classical Novels, four summoning card and a pencil.
Come on! I’m not allowed to summon potential killers and flowery guys?
Edited by JTTWlover on Feb 15th 2019 at 9:56:55 PM
If there's a book you want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it. Toni MorrisonSir I see what you're doing and I'm afraid I can't allow another summoning ritual to happen, regardless of who you want to summon.
I need some Petrol oil, a Lighter, several discarded ghost costumes, and a cross.As well as some wires.
Here's a Godmodder. Please Kill him before he fucks up everything. https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=15527074470A62989200Sir, Regardless if you want to start a "King K Klub" for appreciating everyone's favorite donkey kong country villain, the items you have make me suspicious you want to start another club with 3 k's.
I need help! I have a collection of the two paul blart movies, a gru (guy from despicable Me) mask, donkey kong barrel blast on the wii and a tub of whipped cream.
you make me want to do terrible things to you~

You’re making a point to your rival, the king. By putting on a crown and having the skeletons fan you with palm fronds, you will put on a realistic impression of a king. You will then assault his senses by handing him something that looks like a blueberry muffin, smells like an apple, and tastes like garlic. The slippers are assaulting his nose with pink fuzz so he doesn’t notice the garlic smell or the blueberry muffin smell.
A friend wants me to build a helicopter, but all I have is a bag of dog kibble, some baking soda, a leprechaun hat, and 3 diseased anteaters!
“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”