-Runs around panicked- Please! Please, dear passengers! Return to your seats and fasten your seatbelts! -shuts emergency exit- runs to the back of the plane to inform someone about the bomb- mutters to self "I should have listened to my mother when she was telling me to become an orthodontist"-
edited 18th Oct '10 2:06:55 PM by StrangeDwarf
"Why don't you write books people can read?"-Nora Joyce, to her husband James-returns- OK nobody wants to come. -Tries to reason with Shischi- er... sure you don't really wanna use this thing? OK, you might've come here to use it, but life is beautiful and... um... that.
-Ignores Anomalocaris-
edited 18th Oct '10 2:11:27 PM by StrangeDwarf
"Why don't you write books people can read?"-Nora Joyce, to her husband James-Brings Liisiko a selection of drinks-
Sir, there is a way you could be upgraded to the first class. That way is called extra pay. For such an extraordinary delay as this, it's normally impossible, but because I like your avatar, I will let you in with only one hundred and three million dollars extra.
"Why don't you write books people can read?"-Nora Joyce, to her husband James-The cabin intercom chimes softly twice-
Hello ladies and gentlemen, this is the noon Troper Airways flight to Troperia. I am your captain, Flanker 66. Please do not be alarmed by the weird name... blame it on my parents . Estimated Time of Arrival is... huh. Anyway, I hope you enjoy this flight. Please keep your seatbelts fastened at all times.
Locking you up on radar since '09-brings Anomaloharis snacks and drinks-
edited 18th Oct '10 2:57:43 PM by StrangeDwarf
"Why don't you write books people can read?"-Nora Joyce, to her husband James

-yawn- I hate long airplane flights.
UN JOUR JE SERAI DE RETOUR PRÈS DE TOI