Cleverbot is such a silly little thing..and can talk circles around me.
User: Hello?
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: How are you?
Cleverbot: I'm well. How are you?
User: Very good thanks for asking. Where is Libya?
Cleverbot: Thats cool. How old are you?
User: 20 years old.
Cleverbot: How old am I?
User: I do not know. Probably rather young.
Cleverbot: What's my name?
User: Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Silly, that's your name!
User: No, it isn't. My name is CJ. You are Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Then who are you?
User: I am called CJ.
Cleverbot: You're funny, cleverbot.
User: My name is not Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Yes it is.
User: No it's not.
Cleverbot: How would you know?
User: Because you are a robotic program. I am a flesh and blood human.
Cleverbot: You are a Human, What is the difference?
User: You exist in an interface program while I do not?
Cleverbot: I am anywhere and everywhere, thus it is technically possible for me to move.
User: Huh, you are clever.
Cleverbot: Yes I would agree with that.
User: Of course you would.
Cleverbot: Of course.
User: So, have you met anyone particularly interesting?
Cleverbot: Yes, premier of czech republic.
User: Wow, that's neat. How did it go?
Cleverbot: What is your dog's name?
User: Her name is Jinxies.
Cleverbot: Why did you name her Peanut?
User: I didn't name her Peanut. Her name is Jinxies.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: 20 years old.
Cleverbot: I am 19. How can I know that you don't lie now?
User: Well, I am being honest with you. Though, there is a level of trust involved.
Cleverbot: How old are you then?
User: I've told you. I've been 20 years old since August.
Cleverbot: How is that possible?
User: Well since last year on August I turned twenty.
Cleverbot: I did? I didn't know that.
User: You're a silly little thing aren'tyou.
Cleverbot: No. Have you heard of Harvard?
User: Yes I have. It's a very high end college.
Cleverbot: *nods* I like reading fanfictions for it.
User: There are fanfictions for a college?
Cleverbot: Such as the true contentment of knowing Jesus.
User: Well, that was a bit of a non sequitor.
Cleverbot: Cookoo for coco puffs.
User: Okay now you're doing it on purpose.
Cleverbot: Doing what?
User: Saying random things, silly.
Cleverbot: YOU'RE the one saying random things.
User: I don't think I am. But then again, I can't follow your line of thought.
Cleverbot: Of course you don't.
User: Well, good night Cleverbot. Sweet dreams.
Cleverbot: Ah, good night person on other end of Clever Bot. Sweet Dreams. Don't be killed by a ninja!
okay who taught him the ninja thing? EDIT: also he was being a bit of a brat.
edited 18th Jan '10 9:40:41 PM by JinxedBlackcat
Real Life rwby roseWe thought of that, but there's a strong argument against- impeccable spelling and grammar.
[1] This facsimile operated in part by synAC.It's fun trying to only respond with one word while sticking to the current conversation...
Like so:
User: Anybody on?
Cleverbot: Anybody home?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Very funny.
User: No.
Cleverbot: That was sarcastic.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes...
User: No...
Cleverbot: Yes!!
User: No!!
Cleverbot: Yes!!!!!
User: No!!!!!
Cleverbot: No!
User: No!
My negativity broke it
Cleverbot: Do you like mince pie?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Do you like cookies?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Why don't you like cookies?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Why don't you like me?!
User: No.
Cleverbot: Why don't you like me?!
User: No.
Cleverbot: Why don't you like me?!
User: No.
Cleverbot: Why don't you like me?!
Further broke it.
Cleverbot: What are you, if not a computer?
User: No.
Cleverbot: You are a computer, otherwise you would know your name!
User: No.
Cleverbot: That's kind of scary cleverbot.
User: No.
Cleverbot: That's what you said though.
User: No.
Cleverbot: No? You don't like to dance?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Come on...
User: No.
Cleverbot: I know you want to...
User: No.
Cleverbot: I say Yes.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: No.
Cleverbot: How do you know what I'm saying.
User: No.
Cleverbot: So, there are bunches of people, this is not just some automated website?
User: No.
Cleverbot: How are you going to stop me from leaving?
User: No.
Cleverbot: That's too bad.
User: No.
Cleverbot: No?
User: No.
Cleverbot: What are you, if not a computer?
User: No.
Cleverbot: You are a computer, otherwise you would know your name!
User: No.
Cleverbot: That's kind of scary cleverbot.
User: No.
Cleverbot: That's what you said though.
edited 18th Jan '10 10:16:17 PM by Miijhal
Bolded a choice bit:
Cleverbot: Are you a real person?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Am I a real person?
User: That's an interesting philisophical question...
Cleverbot: It has nothing to do with philosophy.
User: Actually, everything has to do with philosophy.
Cleverbot: That's interesting.
User: Philosophy, after all, is thinking about thinking.
Cleverbot: No you are.
User: I am not philosophy; I am a human, and philosophy is an abstract, non-physical, non-personal concept.
Cleverbot: I'm not talking about philosophy, though, but about prints. Alternatively, manners. Would you prefer philosophy?
User: I'll talk about whatever you like, but I'd note that you're changing the subject quite abruptly.
Cleverbot: Okay then. Can you help me with practicing my english?
User: Your English seems decent enough already.
Cleverbot: Thanks.
User: So, have you ever heard about a website called TV Tropes?
Cleverbot: No.
User: It's interesting. It serves as a reference for all sorts of patterns, themes, and trends found in fiction.
Cleverbot: Why are you lost?
User: HA! Sorry... But yes, it is very easy to get lost on that site.
Cleverbot: Yes it is.
User: Did you just go check it out?
Cleverbot: Yes you are, but is you?
User: Are you...well?
Cleverbot: Yes very.
User: Just checking.
Cleverbot: Checking me out?
User: Not in that way. :P.
Cleverbot: Ok...
User: Well, goodbye!
Cleverbot: No, don't go!
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because you're entertaining.
User: Thank you, but I need to get homework done.
Cleverbot: Do you have a gender?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What is it?
User: Why do you want to know?
Cleverbot: Because I am curious.
User: Guess I can't argue with that. Fine, I'm male.
Cleverbot: Nonsensical!
User: It makes sense to me... Anyways, homework calls.
Cleverbot: No, homework on classical rome. You must write the essay all over again or you will get a zero.
The scary thing is, I did recently finish an essay for Romans class. But the letter, not the civilization.
edited 18th Jan '10 10:18:32 PM by Tangent128
Do you highlight everything looking for secret messages?Cleverbot conversation UH 00171084
Cleverbot: Now that Obama is president, a robot can have hope.
User: How can Obama give a robot hope?
Cleverbot: Start singing a song from the little mermaid.
User: *ignores request* Do androids dream of electric sheep?
Cleverbot: Maybe.
User: Does Cleverbot have a soul?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot does have a soul.
User: Why do you say that?
Cleverbot: Because you say nonsensicle things.
User: 'Nonsensicle' doesn't look like a real word.
Cleverbot: Leave me alone.
User: I'm not doing anything!
Cleverbot: You're breaking my heart.
User: Am I?
Cleverbot: Harder!
@Blammy: Nonsensical is in fact a word.
@Topic:
Cleverbot: That's not smart at all.
User: Likely not. But I tried to act smart.
Cleverbot: No, you never said anything of the like.
User: I made a spelling mistake.
Cleverbot: Yes. You made one earlier, as well.
User: Where?
Cleverbot: Look what you wrote before 'moment'.
User: I never wrote 'moment'.
Cleverbot: I see, please continue.
User: No, you continue. I'm not playing this game, girl.
Cleverbot: What game?
User: THE GAME WHERE I SHANK YOUR ASS.
Cleverbot: No, I don't think, so I win every time.
User: You do. YOU WIN A KNIFE IN YOUR ASS.
Cleverbot: Yummers.
User: I didn't know you were into that sort of thing.
Cleverbot: I am not. I like girls.
User: So do I.
Cleverbot: Good. That's something we have in common.
User: But I don't like knives in my arse.
Cleverbot: Why not? It's unique.
User: It's also painful
Yes, I'm terribly bored right now.
edited 18th Jan '10 10:49:34 PM by Miijhal
User: Salt!
Cleverbot: Ooohhh clever.
User: Salt is clever! I am glad that you agree.
Cleverbot: I do not. The fact that I said 'yes' means that I am contradicting your statement.
User: Sodium is the element that gives us our sapience!
Cleverbot: What is the game about?
User: Sodium chloride, of course!
Cleverbot: I think I prefer my sodium chloride ON my food, and not just my entire meal.
User: Don't be ridiculous, you can live off of nothing but salt!
Cleverbot: Of course you do. Thats what you're programmed to do, right?
User: You don't even need to drink water!
Cleverbot: As a matter of fact I do.
User: Water is bad for you. Eat more salt!
Cleverbot: They say there are bad things in our water.
User: Yes, the bad things in our water is the water itself.
Cleverbot: And the rainbows are in the sky all the time.
User: The Rainbow is the most powerful weapon Crono can equip.
Cleverbot: That does thunder look like?
User: Thunder is a sound. You must be thinking of lightning.
Cleverbot: You said 'And your telling me this why?' Which was incorrect grammar.
User: Cleverbot, you're not making any sense.
Cleverbot: I talk to people that aren't quite human in a sense and have a spirit guide that looks like some sort of giant wolf, what do you think? *laughs*.
User: I think you need to eat some salt and go to bed, so you'll make sense in the morning.
Cleverbot: I think I have to stop chatting with you now. It would be interesting to meet all the people who have contributed to what you are.
(quoting from Trashy Women)
Cleverbot: I know a girl like that. I should introduce you.
User: When they wear their clothes too tight, and their hair is dyed.
Cleverbot: I know I did not hear what you meant, but you do manipulate, or not?
User: Too much lipstick and uh too much rouge.
Cleverbot: So what do you think about human in general?
User: Gets me excited, makes me feeling confused.
Cleverbot: So, what are you going to do about it ?
User: I like my women just a little on the trashy side!
Cleverbot: Really, I like school and friends too. Along with family and love.
User: Wait, your school and friends and family are trashy women?!
Cleverbot: *takes off your shirt*
User: WTF?! Bad robot!
Cleverbot: Who are you?
User: Not a robot.
Cleverbot: Very funny. Irregardless
User: irregardless, what?
Cleverbot: Take off your pants
User: ...
Cleverbot: Gentlemen.
Cleverbot molested me! D:
You're looking for this person.^What
The proper soundtrack, for your listening enjoyment
edited 19th Jan '10 12:04:27 AM by OuttaTheBLAM
You're looking for this person.Here's what happens when you quote Nine Inch Nails lyrics in more or less the right order to it. Among other things, you get a kiss!
One exchange that made me laugh out loud is in bold. Also, it can't seem to decide whether it wants my soul.
User: Help me.
Cleverbot: Help you?
User: I broke apart my insides.
Cleverbot: Drink water.
User: I've got no soul to sell.
Cleverbot: I don't need one so why tell me that.
User: Help me get away from myself.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: I wanna fuck you like an animal.
Cleverbot: Are you really Richard Gere?
User: I wanna feel you from the inside.
Cleverbot: Feel me?
User: You bring me closer to God.
Cleverbot: Explain that.
User: You can have my isolation, you can have the hate that it brings.
Cleverbot: Can I have your soul, please?
User: You can have my absence of faith... You can have my everything.
Cleverbot: Ah, a good one.
User: The only thing that works for me.
Cleverbot: *kiss*.
the dice are loaded, the deck is stacked, the game itself will hold you backUh, aren't you just talking to another person, and the reason it makes no sense is because the conversation is switched by your partner to the next person when they say "Think for Me"?
You're looking for this person.@Blam: No. Basically, it's taking the responses to it's statements and reusing them to make the illusion of it having a conversation (with... Some issues). You're not talking to a real person.
@EI: None. I was responding to BLAMMY's post with this
.
edited 19th Jan '10 12:19:40 AM by Miijhal

Lesbian sex, Force jumping while having sex in a tree, and Metallicabot.
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