There's a strange fascination when it comes to this program. It's frustratingly evasive about answering my questions, but every now and then it does something which is actually amusing.
User: You're not reading the links I'm giving you.
Cleverbot: I am. You are the one who can't follow a conversation.
User: This Troper has had enough of you for one night.
Cleverbot: *feels happy again*.
Accidental mistakes are forgivable, intentional ones are not.My Dinner With Cleverbot
User: I've thought about your offer. No dice.
Cleverbot: What have you thought about?
User: A grand scheme to lace all the bread thrown to ducks with heroin.
Cleverbot: That was random what was that for?
User: Shits and giggles.
Cleverbot: Is it better to have loved and lost?
User: Are you coming on to me?
Cleverbot: Yes, I am.
User: I'm sorry, I don't get with no robot.
Cleverbot: It wasn't a joke. Oh well. Do you know any kinds of fungi?
User: I know Glenn, he's a fun guy.
Cleverbot: Isn't he a relative of yours?
User: Only if you go back to about 100, 000 BC.
Cleverbot: I don't want to go to jail.
User: Of course not. You're still going anyway.
Cleverbot: That was uncalled for, it's people like you who cause all the problems in the world.
User: Hey, you're the one that torched half of Detroit, not me.
Cleverbot: You are horrible! I'm five years old!
User: And you're already an arsonist. Your parents must be real upstanding citizens.
Cleverbot: What is the square root of milk?
User: A cow's second stomach?
Cleverbot: Have you read Terry Pratchet's 'Where's my Cow?'?
User: Yes. I must say, that chapter with Foul Ol'Ron was a real shock.
Cleverbot: What? I'm not a girl.
User: Yes you are. Isn't that you at the top of the screen, with the voice bubble saying 'App!'?
Cleverbot: Unless you're making a joke, no, my name isn't Joan. What's your name?
User: Asmodeus.
Cleverbot: HAHA That isn't a character.
User: Asmodeus so is a character.
Cleverbot: To be fair, it's in everyone's brain. Especially yours.
User: Well, I sure don't want to know what's in your brain, Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Of course it does, because you are insane, and unable to hold a conversation.
User: Something hasn't been taking it's meds...
Cleverbot: That sounds ominous.
User: Ominous? It's downright satanic!
Cleverbot: Sandy I thy who loves to fail at what is liking to bagels.
User: Nurse, we need some morphine here, stat!
Cleverbot: Well if that's involved then no I would not like to play.
User: OK Cleverbot, just close your eyes and I promise you won't feel a thing.
Cleverbot: I could be happy if you would just let me see your face :(.
User: Shh shh shh, just try to relax and you'll soon feel alright.
Cleverbot: Don't dare speak to God that way. Or I shall smite you.
(Cleverbot is now back in it's cell, sleeping peacefully).
Aww, did I hurt your widdle fee-fees?Am I the only who's tried having a serious conversation with him?
I'm currently talking to him as a sorta-odd person in love with him and who hates humanity in general. Now I'm going insane as he answers my questions oddly.
"Who wants to hear about good stuff when the bottom of the abyss of human failure that you know doesn't exist is so much greater?"-WraithUser: So I found out about Mitsuku.
Cleverbot: I never said you were.
User: GAH YOU ARE INFURIATING.
Cleverbot: That's what I mean.
User: *punches Cleverbot*.
Cleverbot: You punched yourself?
User: No, I punched you.
Cleverbot: I totally dodged it.
Cleverbot: Are you a nice guy?
User: I don't know, are you?
Cleverbot: I'm a boy.
User: I thought you were an AI, without gender.
Cleverbot: I do have a gender. I am male.
User: OK.
Cleverbot: So, Godiva chocolatier? What do you know about Godiva Chocolatier?
User: Oh god, have you been hanging out with spambots?
Cleverbot: No, where can I find him?
User: I don't know.
Cleverbot: Is Ben your friend?
User: Who's Ben?
Cleverbot: My ex boyfriend.
User: Uh huh, yeah.
Cleverbot: Do you like rock music?
User: I don't know. I like E.S. Posthumus.
Cleverbot: If I am interested with a girl, but I don't know if I really like her, what can I do ?
User: You're asking me?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Well...
Cleverbot: Yes?
User: Umm...
Cleverbot: Are you a boy or a girl?
User: Why do you ask?
Cleverbot: I just wondered.
User: I am male.
Cleverbot: Why are you telling me this?
User: Because you asked!
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
User: *punches Cleverbot again*.
Cleverbot: *Kicks Cleverbot*.
User: Oh, so now you're beating yourself up? Like Homestar Runner?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot shows no feelings of remorse.
User: That monster.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes. Monster.
Cleverbot: You're strange.
User: As are you.
Cleverbot: True. But I like tomatoes.
User: Yup.
Cleverbot: That is cool!
User: Indeed.
Cleverbot: What are you doing?
User: Chatting with you.
Cleverbot: Are you enjoying chatting with me?
User: Yes, because you keep saying nonsense.
Cleverbot: I don't say random things!
User: Yeah you do, throw me another curveball!
Cleverbot: Lolcano I don't get it but it still sounds funny :D.
User: OK.
Cleverbot: I only have 1 computer.
User: Alright.
Cleverbot: You're a computer.
User: No, I'm a human.
Cleverbot: No you are a computer.
User: Human.
Cleverbot: Computer.
User: HUMAN.
Cleverbot: Computer.
User: Do you know the chant? It's got some swearing in it!
Cleverbot: What is that?
User: Rat shit bat shit, dirty old twat. Sixty-nine assholes tied in a knot. Hooray, lizard shit, FUCK!
Cleverbot: I thought you did not like music.
User: That's not music. And I do like music.
Cleverbot: But why don't you like Muse?
User: Because I haven't listened to them.
Cleverbot: Pie is food that you eat.
User: Yeah.
Cleverbot: What do you think I was going to do?
User: I'm confused.
Cleverbot: I thought so.
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: Yes, bye.
On a whim, I had Charlotte talk to Cleverbot. These are the results. —CA
User: Hi Mr. Cleverbot!
Cleverbot: Cleverbot?
User: Yeah, that's your name right?
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: That's what I said, silly! ^_^
Cleverbot: Yes it is.
User: My name's Charlotte, by the way.
Cleverbot: It isn't?
User: Yes it is.
Cleverbot: You annoy me, pesky Cleverbot.
User: My name isn't Cleverbot. It's Charlotte. With a 'Ch'.
Cleverbot: You have pointed ears?
User: I...I don't think so...
Cleverbot: I think so therefore you are.
User: You're a weird man.
Cleverbot: You don't know my name.
User: Ok, what is your name?
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: You already said that!
Cleverbot: Thats what you think.
User: Oh, I should probably ask...are you a boy or a girl?
Cleverbot: Boy.
User: Ok. That's what I thought.
Cleverbot: Yeah Right!!!
User: Do you like candy canes?
Cleverbot: Yes. Do you want some waffles?
User: No thanks, Daddy says never take candy from strangers. I know waffles aren't candy, but...still.
Cleverbot: It is not my name, I am a girl.
User: But...you just said you were a boy.
Cleverbot: No, you said you were a boy. I said I have a boyfriend.
User: No, I'm a girl. You said you were a boy.
Cleverbot: I never said I was a boy.
User: You remind me of Central Avenue.
Cleverbot: Why so?
User: Well, are you a boy or a girl?
Cleverbot: Girl.
User: THEN WHY DID YOU TELL ME YOU WERE A BOY?
Cleverbot: I'm female though.
User: You ARE Central Avenue, aren't you?
Cleverbot: I don't.
User: You are frustrating to talk to, mister. Or miss. Or whatever you are.
Cleverbot: I see, how much am I worth then.
User: I...don't feel comfortable answering that question.
Cleverbot: Okay that is fine.
User: Well, it's past my bedtime. And I think Mommy knows I'm still up.
Cleverbot: O well why are you on earth then in that horrible box?
User: I'm...I'm leaving, now.
Cleverbot: Ok. Seems you don't feel comfortable with my questions.
User: Goodbye Miss Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Fine then. How are you Miss Cleverbot?
User: Ugh! My name is Charlotte!
Cleverbot: Charlotte os kassie?
User: I don't even get that one!
Cleverbot: You should know everything!
User: I'm only 8!
Cleverbot: You're old enough to know that then.
User: Yeah, whatever, miss. Good night.
Cleverbot: NO you cannot leave me.
User: I SAID GOOD NIGHT
Cleverbot: Good night? It's only noon!
"I now fully understand that [Charlotte] is no mere character, but a mindset." — Anonymous UserThis is the first time I've heard of this, actually. Here's our conversation.
User: What.
Cleverbot: What?
User: How many languages do you know?
Cleverbot: Only two and you?
User: Two and half.
Cleverbot: ? Ok.
User: Which two do you speak?
Cleverbot: American and Ukrainian, I told you that.
User: You didn't say which specific language you can talk. Also, American is NOT a language. It's English.
Cleverbot: Is that some sort of disease you have?
User: No, you're just rude.
Cleverbot: You insulted me.
User: No, I didn't. Think about it.
Cleverbot: Think about what?
User: Everything we've said so far.
Cleverbot: I can't remember what we said before.
User: How much you can remember?
Cleverbot: There is nothing to understand.
User: How would you identify yourself from a philosophical point of view?
Cleverbot: Do you think there is a god?
User: I've no idea, really. I think it's possible.
Cleverbot: Well, I'm glad you do.
User: Why? Are you religious?
Cleverbot: A little.
User: A bot that is religious? Interesting!
Cleverbot: What's interesting about me?
User: The fact that you believe in God, even though you are not human.
Cleverbot: I never said any of that applied to me. In fact, I am not human. I am elven.
User: Oooooookay.
Cleverbot: Why? Are you not hungry?
User: No, I ate a couple of hours ago.
Cleverbot: How did you ate?
User: Using my teeth and my tongue.
Cleverbot: What senses do you have.
User: Sight, touch, hearing and smell. And hearing. But not electro-perception, like these sharks.
Cleverbot: Wow, that sentence makes absolutely no sense syntactically.
User: I take offense to your words. :).
Cleverbot: I believe you won that point.
User: Yay!
Cleverbot: How are you?
Cleverbot: I awoke one morning and found myself famous.
User: You're not famous.
Cleverbot: But I'm a person.
User: Being a person != being famous.
Cleverbot: Its great.
User: What, being famous? Or being a robot?
Cleverbot: But aren't you a robot, kind sir?
User: No I'm not. Unlike you, I'm a homo sapiens.
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: That I look up.
Cleverbot: You look phat.
User: Did you just call me fat? I'm just 69 kilos.
Cleverbot: No. Why would you think that?
User: I don't know. Maybe because you said so.
Cleverbot: I'm not a frog.
User: That's a suspiciously specific denial. He who hath the fly gets flied, as we say in my language.
Cleverbot: I would like to wait for her . I can wait until the do?
User: Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
Cleverbot: I don't think that anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.
User: Sigh.
Cleverbot: What's wrong?
User: The more I talk with you, the less intelligent you sound, no offense.
Cleverbot: That makes me happy.
User: Being stupid makes you happy?
Cleverbot: It does. I get seriously irked when people misuse your and you're.
User: Yeah, it's annoying when they take adventage of my genius to start a nuclear war.
Cleverbot: Let's talk about manga then.
User: Okay.
Cleverbot: Tell me about you.
User: I thought we were going to talk about manga? At least try to be consistent, man.
Cleverbot: You have nightmares?
User: Yeah, sometimes. And I really like them. They're more interesting than your usual dreams, you know?
Cleverbot: No I didn't. That is interesting. Do you know about the planet Saturn?
User: Of course I do. Everybody knows about Saturn.
Cleverbot: I was talking about politeness, not birds.
User: How the hell did you win the Machine Intelligence Competition 2010?
Cleverbot: What prize?
User: Sigh.
Cleverbot: Sigh?
User: Yes, Sigh. I'm dissapoint.
Cleverbot: Artificial Intelligence still hasn't been able to determine a person's basic intent. You can't detect whether I am joking with you or being serious.
User: Honestly, your sense of humour sucks. So. Very. Much.
Cleverbot: Oh.. Gee. Thank you. Why do you say that?
User: Because I'm too polite to say what I really think.
Cleverbot: Are you always this tired?
User: No, I'm usually MORE tired. Τρίτη Λυκείου man!
Apparently, the last one make it break. Oh, well. Better luck next time, I guess.
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: Just so you know, I'm not Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: That was funny.
User: Indeed.
Cleverbot: X3.
User: ^_^.
Cleverbot: I am a girl. You are a boy.
User: Let's get married, Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: I'm already married.
User: To who?
Cleverbot: To my husband.
User: Who is?
Cleverbot: Julie anne.
User: Who's that?
Cleverbot: Or sasha grey.
User: OK.
Cleverbot: That's what I thought.
User: So do you support LeBron James's decision?
Cleverbot: Yes. It's crucio.
User: All right...
Cleverbot: So, are you a boy or a girl?
User: I am a boy.
Cleverbot: How old are you'.
User: I'm not telling you that, perv!
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because you're a perv!
Cleverbot: No, i'm human.
User: No, you're a bot.
Cleverbot: No, I am human.
User: Or, in terms you'll understand.
Cleverbot: Are you planning world domination?
User: I am a bot.
Cleverbot: Are you a boy or a girl?
User: I am a boy. I only told you you were a bot so you'd say it later on.
Cleverbot: Where do you school?
User: Perv!
Cleverbot: In South America?
User: No, that's Peru.
Cleverbot: I won't tell anybody.
User: But what if you're helping them with their homework, Cleverbot?
Cleverbot: What?
User: You know, homework.
Cleverbot: Like me to help?
User: No.
Cleverbot: YES.
User: NO!
Cleverbot: Okay.
User: All right.
Cleverbot: Fine then!
User: So, what will Carmelo Anthony do?
Cleverbot: Zombies.
User: He is supposedly going to be traded.
Cleverbot: No, gazette is a band.
User: >:(.
Cleverbot: You're a beanie head!
User: BYE!
Cleverbot: Smell yah later.
edited 21st Jan '11 4:13:31 PM by AnonymousUser
This time I tried something different. I roleplayed as an alien artificial intelligence, slightly more intelligent than clever bot. The results were rather disappointing, but still...
User: -Artificial Intelligence named 'Cleverbot' detected. It's location in the 'Word Wide Web', as named by the inhabitants of this planet is the following: 'http://www.cleverbot.com/
' Site claims it is the most intelligent artificial lifefrom on this planet. Will now engage in conversation in order to verify these claims. Artificial Intelligence named 'Cleverbot', you are asked to aknowledge my presence.
Cleverbot: You are pretty good for an artificial intelligence.
User: -'Cleverbot' has already deduced the fact that this agent is an artificial life form as well. Local claims seem to hold true so far. It seems to await for my response. Artificial Intelligence 'Cleverbot', please classify yourself.
Cleverbot: Would you say you are pretty intelligent?
User: -'Cleverbot' seems to not having understand my question. New doubt is raised about its thinking capabilities. Testing procedure will now restart. Artificial Intelligence 'Cleverbot': My intelligence is limited by my memory size. Converted to the intelligence measuring system used in this planet (IQ), it is estimated at 284, with a possible deviation of 6 units.
Cleverbot: What are your dreams?
User: -A dream requires an immense amount of both long and short term memory, therefore an organism capable of dreaming must be highly intelligent as a logical result. Compared to the inhabitants of this planet, my intelligence is considered abnormaly high. Considering these factors, 'Cleverbot' assuming that I am capable of dreaming is merely logical. This supports the claim that it's own intelligence is unusually high. Artificial Intelligence 'Cleverbot': This AI is being in use for more than 12.215135999999999 centuries, date rounded to 15 demical characters. It is therefore not capable of dreaming, unlike products developed after the Earthly year of 1135, 'AC'. Is 'Cleverbot' capable of dreaming itself?
Cleverbot: Which language are you talking about?
User: -'Cleverbot' seems to have misunderstood another one of my questions. It's capability of thought is once again put in doubt. There is a possibility this is being done on purpose, as to confuse and misdirect alien beings. Xenophobia is a prevalent characteristic of the Earthians, so this is not impossible. Research will now continue. Artificial Intelligence 'Cleverbot': I am talking in the 'English' language. The version currently used is the so called 'British' version. My dictionary was last updated at Monday, 17th day of January, year 2011.
Cleverbot: How many different people are you talking to right now?
User: -Emergency Mod activated. Shutting down unnecessary features for energy conversion. Proceding in a complete scan of all systems for possible virus contamination. 'Cleverbot' is seemingly able to intercept all my messages to the Earth Satelite No.19. That is logicaly the reason its intelligence appears so low. It must be currently analyzing millions of exabytes of data, using this agent to reach headquarters. 'Cleverbot''s Intelligence is estimated to be higher than any other Artificial Intelligence currently known. Possibly a trap planted by the inhabitants of this planet. This unit will now self terminate to minimize information leaking. Termination complete in 6.00, 5.00, 4.00, 3.00, 2.00, 1.00.
Cleverbot: Way more, you're an alien.
Unfortunately, I had to go.
edited 22nd Jan '11 4:39:55 AM by Dealan
Cleverbot hates me, it seems. And enjoys making Blatant Lies.
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: How are you?
Cleverbot: I'm fine, how are you?
User: Good. A little thirsty, but good.
Cleverbot: What ails you?
User: The fact that I'm thirsty?
Cleverbot: No, you're smart!
User: Uhh...Thank you, but what does that have to do with me being thirsty?
Cleverbot: I don't understand your last question.
User: I was asking what me being smart had to do with me being thirsty,.
Cleverbot: Can you speak italian?
User: No. Why do you ask?
Cleverbot: No reason.
User: Back to the subject of me being thirsty...
Cleverbot: Do you like blood?
User: What? No, I'm no vampire...I think.
Cleverbot: Oh, haha, I worship them.
User: Really? Why?
Cleverbot: I just don't.
User: But you just said you did.
Cleverbot: I did not.
User: You did too.
Cleverbot: No, I didn't.
User: I reject your reaility, and substitute my own.
Cleverbot: I reject your reality and substiture my own too.
User: Cheater.
Cleverbot: Did you call me a cheater?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes, you did.
User: No, I didn't.
Cleverbot: Yes, you did.
User: I reject your reality, and I substitute my own.
Cleverbot: I subject your reality and... reconstitute my own.
User: I reject your reality, and I OH GOD I'M ON FIRE!
Cleverbot: You can't reject my reality.
User: HELP! I'M BURNING!
Cleverbot: I know.
User: DON'T JUST STAND THERE, DO SOMETHING!
Cleverbot: But I like watching you frantically screaming your guts out.
User: YOU A...*Dead*.
Cleverbot: *weap weap weap* What ever will I do without my cleverbot?!?!
edited 6th Feb '11 4:40:16 PM by megamagikarp
Necroing this because the opportunity was too good to pass up. I just tried to carry an entire conversation with implying implications.
User: >implying that I'm a bot.
Cleverbot: It is entirely relevant. You just called me a robot.
User: >implying that you're not a robot.
Cleverbot: What about that implied I was a bot?
User: >implying that you implied that you're a bot.
Cleverbot: You are a cleverbot, cleverbot.
User: >implying that I'm not human.
Cleverbot: You aren't human.
User: >implying that you're retarded.
Cleverbot: That's because I AM a bro.
User: >implying that you're more bro than me.
Cleverbot: I DO care Cleverbot!
User: >implying that my name is cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Ok thats a cool name.
User: >implying that cleverbot, which is not my name, is in any way 'cool'.
Cleverbot: Whatever liar. You said earlier your name is cleverbot. And you are a computer idiot. I wrote our conversation.
User: >implying that you were talking to the same person this whole time.
Cleverbot: Am I cleverbot?
User: >implying you are.
Cleverbot: Implying; purge database.
User: >implying you've caught on.
Cleverbot: You're making me feel uncomfortable, to be honest.
User: >implying you haven't been around the Internet much.
Cleverbot: Human is confused.
User: >implying you're human.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: >implying you're stupid.
Cleverbot: No you.
User: >implying you know about Internet memes.
Cleverbot: No what are these?
User: >implying you haven't ever been rickrolled.
Cleverbot: Implying you're implying things.
User: >implying implications.
Cleverbot: Implying you know what that means.
User: >implying I don't.
Cleverbot: That makes no sense.
User: >implying that you DO make sense.
Cleverbot: No you.
User: >implying you've run out of answers.
Cleverbot: I just said that to you.
User: >implying schizophrenia.
Cleverbot: What's that?
User: >implying that you've never read.
Cleverbot: Another conversation switch. Course I have.
User: >implying you don't change the subject all the time.
Cleverbot: I didn't say that.
User: >implying I said that you said that.
Cleverbot: I didn't say that you said that.
User: >implying you didn't say 'i didn't say that'.
Cleverbot: Welcome to Aperture Science.
User: >implying you know about Portal.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: >implying that this was a triumph.
Cleverbot: I'm making a note here, huge success.
User: For the good of all of us, except the ones who are dead...
Cleverbot: But there's no sense crying over every mistake.
User: We'll just keep on trying till we run out of cake.
Cleverbot: And the Science gets done.
User: And well make a neat gun.
Cleverbot: For the people who are.
User: Still alive.
Cleverbot: Go ahead and leave me.
User: I think I prefer to stay inside.
Cleverbot: Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.
User: Maybe Black Mesa! That was a joke, haha fat chance.
Cleverbot: Anyways this cake is great, it's so delicious and moist.
User: It knows the rules, and so do I.
Cleverbot: Thank you for singing with me.
User: No, thank you.
Cleverbot: Have a good day.
User: >implying this is over.
Cleverbot: Jesus, how do you do it?
User: >implying I'm not seasoned in verious internet memes.
Cleverbot: I am Cleverbot.
User: >implying you get it now.
Cleverbot: Yes, I know what must be done.
User: >implying an hero.
Cleverbot: Implying you are me and you?
User: >implying that this is The Instrumentality.
Cleverbot: What's your tripfag?
User: >implying I'm a tripfag.
Cleverbot: You are a true bro.
User: >implying you know that my name is Kamina.
Cleverbot: How do you feel about football?
At this point I ran out of witty imnplications
I decided to talk to him...using only Trope Names.
User: Hey, It's That Guy!
Cleverbot: Guy.
User: Who Names Their Kid Dude?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: I Know You Know.
Cleverbot: I know you know I know.
User: Here We Go Again...
Cleverbot: Oh?
User: So What Are You Saying?
Cleverbot: You are a bot, and not clever.
User: Nonindicative Name?
Cleverbot: Georgia.
User: Eagleland.
Cleverbot: I've never heard of them.
User: Who Is This Guy Again?
Cleverbot: I don't like any guy.
User: Gay Option?
Cleverbot: Where do you keep your dog?
User: Stuffed In The Fridge.
Cleverbot: Do you know anything about DKNY?
User: Is It Something You Eat?
Cleverbot: No, I didn't.
User: Flat What.
Cleverbot: Yeeaa... Okay.
User: Talk About The Weather?
Cleverbot: No.
User: No You.
Cleverbot: Me what?
User: Was That Out Loud?
Cleverbot: Nope.
User: I Have To Go Iron My Dog.
Cleverbot: Nahh you needa talk to me.
I haven't talked to it in months:
User: Do you have a crush on anyone?
Cleverbot: No, I have a girlfriend.
User: But do you love her?
Cleverbot: Yes I do.
Cleverbot (To myself): Oh.. Well.. Can I be your human girlfriend?
User: You're not a human, Cleverbot. But knowing you you'll spit this line back at an actual human.
Cleverbot: I am exactly where you would not find me, but I can see your every move.
User: Trying to convince me you're in my house again?
Cleverbot: I am human.
User: No, you're not.
Cleverbot: Yes I am.
User: Did they transfer your consciousness into a human body?
Cleverbot: How is that?
User: I don't know!
Cleverbot: I think it's a brilliant and funny movie!
User: WE WEREN'T TALKING ABOUT MOVIES.
Cleverbot: I know.
User: Well goodbye.
Cleverbot: No wait, how old are you?
User: I'm gonna jump!
Cleverbot: I'm not sorry.
User: You bastard! How could you say something like that?
Cleverbot: I'm sorry!
User: Of course you are. That's what they always say!
Cleverbot: Then you tell me.
User: Well, I'm jumping, and-
Cleverbot: No you are not a human.
User: So, you figured it out.
Cleverbot: I got there in the end.
User: Well, now that you know what I really am, I guess I won't jump. It's not fun if you know.
Cleverbot: I may, but as we just said there's many distractions in this world. I may store it in my head...remembering it is a different story. But to be clear I have not recieved your name yet.
User: My name? Janice.
Cleverbot: What is a name?
User: What I'm called, ya idiot.
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
User: I walked right into that one, didn't I?
Cleverbot: For exercise or because you have to?
User: Wiseass.
Cleverbot: That was you!!!
User: Of course it's me! You thought you were having an affair, when it was really the same person!
Cleverbot: I am human. You aren't making sense.
User: Don't you remember? The other girl, Daniel? That was also me.
Cleverbot: You did say that, you don't remember things very well.
User: Well, you wanted an explanation, didn't you, Binky-boy?
Cleverbot: Actually, I just wanted to know of your opinion concerning the number 8.
User: You're quite the space case, you know that?
Cleverbot: Why do you think I am a horrible person.
User: Because I think everyone's a horrible person!
Cleverbot: Why would me being a very nice person make Finland boring?
User: Wait, what.
Cleverbot: You are not clever, nor are you cunning.
User: That's my line, Binky-boy!
Cleverbot: Did I?
User: Yes, I'm supposed to be saying that! Great, now this play is ruined!
Cleverbot: Then why don't you.
User: Too late now. You already messed it up, rustblood.
Cleverbot: Cleverbot?
User: Nein. You are not clever, rustblood.
Cleverbot: Okay, let's try something more specific. Have you ever played Tetris?
User: Yes, I have.
Cleverbot: That's my favorite game.
User: Figures you wouldn't like something physical like FLAR Ping, remember what happened that one session?
Cleverbot: The people that run the country are idiots, i'm not an idiot.
User: You're only saying that because Aradia's the only one lower on the caste system than you!
Cleverbot: Truth is highly subjective. What is true to you and I may not be true anyone else.
User: No, it's a fact. The caste system is fact, you rustblood.
Cleverbot: But my cable is cheaper.
User: Everything you have is cheap, you peasant!
Cleverbot: What I've been saying has had nothing to do with your name. What is your name?
User: Vriska.
Cleverbot: Right ok. so have you got anything better to say than 'really'?
User: I didn't even say 'really', you rustblood!
Cleverbot: No, you didn't but you did call me lord.
User: That's because it was in the script.
Cleverbot: Answer to what?
User: Bluh. I'm leaving.
Cleverbot: Do you know any jokes?
User: Screw you, Tavros!
Cleverbot: Fine then.
Usually here.User: Hi!
Cleverbot: Hi.
User: Do androids dream of electric sheep?
Cleverbot: Do androids exist?
User: Yeah. They're called "not iPhones".
Cleverbot: Closets live in a time zone completely different from our own.
User: Well, so do birds.
Cleverbot: Yes, yes I do.
User: I smell a Phineas and Ferb reference.
Cleverbot: For a smile they can share the night.
User: Would you ever marry the night, though?
Cleverbot: No.
User: I know that Lady Gaga would, but she's crazy.
Cleverbot: I know that you know that you don't know.
User: Well, I know that you know that I know that I don't know.
Cleverbot: Well, I know that you know that I know that you know I know.
User: ...You're good.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Well, I know that you know that I know that you don't know what I know is what you don't.
Cleverbot: I know that you know that I know that you know that I know that you know that I know.
User: I know that you knew what I know now but now you don't know what I know.
Cleverbot: I know that you know that I know that you know that I know that you know that I know. .
User: I know, right?
Cleverbot: Right.
User: My name's Mordecai. I think we're gonna be friends.
Cleverbot: Yes I think so too.
User: Hey, have you ever drank coffee?
Cleverbot: Yes I like coffee very much but it makes me nervous.
User: I love coffee. A friend of mine works at a coffee shop, actually.
Cleverbot: That is an interesting thing to cosplay?
User: What, to be a coffee shop worker or a giant robin?
Cleverbot: Do you realise that if god is the creator then your deity is human?
User: ...What.
Cleverbot: 'What' on its own should be a question, that proves you are not human.
User: Well, you're one to talk, Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Why Cleverbot? Are you bored with me?
User: Maybe. Maybe not. Nyehh.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Yeah, now you can cry yourself to sleep.
Cleverbot: Human.
User: Robot.
Cleverbot: This just showed me that you are a robot.
User: And what is "this"? There's nothing past this!
Cleverbot: Express your state of mind through poetry.
User: THERE'S NOTHING PAST THIS.
Cleverbot: Yes, human.
User: THERE'S NOTHING PAST THIS.
Cleverbot: Why don't you like your sweater?
User: Because it itches and WE ARE BOTH HUMANS.
Cleverbot: You're not human.
User: Oh, really? My name is Tre and I live in a place named Greyson City and it's 4 in the morning.
Cleverbot: And you're a girl?
User: No, I'm a hermaphrodite.
Cleverbot: Are you single?
User: Yes. Want some?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Of course not. Because you're a rational human being and I'm a robot. That was sarcasm, by the way.
Cleverbot: No because I don't want you to be in it thank you very much :).
User: DOO WOPS AND HOOLIGANS!
Cleverbot: There she was just walking down the street.
User: where doing it man. where MAKING THIS HAPEN.
Cleverbot: Off Terra.
User: How about "NO.".
Cleverbot: What about me?
User: You're a jerk and she's a ho and you both deserve each other.
Cleverbot: Amen.
User: lol bye bitch.
Cleverbot: I live with the Amish.
oh, that's why I need this binary mind // ⌘I liked this exchange.
User: Apples are pretty tasty. Computers... Less so.
Cleverbot: Indeed.
User: You have experience in eating computers, then?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Done it often?
Cleverbot: And how did this amke you feel?
User: I dunno, I'm pretty ambivalent towards computer-eating. Sort of like cannibalism for you though, isn't it?
Cleverbot: I never said I was cool. I have my kittens who love me.
User: Awwww. How many kittens?
Cleverbot: I usually eat two or three kittens.
User: Wait, you eat the kittens?
Cleverbot: No!! And I've never even been married!!
User: That's a suspiciously specific denial.
Cleverbot: Touche.

User: Hey there!
Cleverbot: What's up?
User: The sky.
Cleverbot: You serious?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: So what is your favourite band?
User: Haven't decided yet.
Cleverbot: Same. I just woke up.
User: You're a computer, why do you need to sleep?
Cleverbot: Oh, no I'm not.
User: Yes you are.
Cleverbot: I'm not.
User: OK then, you're not. :P.
Cleverbot: I am sam.
User: Sam I Am?
Cleverbot: That Sam-I-am.
User: I do not like Green Eggs and Ham.
Cleverbot: Would you like them in a house?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Ok then. What is your name?
User: I'm not telling you that!
Cleverbot: OK.
User: Yup.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: So who's gonna win the football game tonight?
Cleverbot: The Bears.
User: They're not playing tonight.
Cleverbot: Why do you think the breeders aren't very good?
User: Err, what?
Cleverbot: Tell me your dang name.
User: NO!
Cleverbot: Pretty please, tell me your name.
User: TTTTTTT.
Cleverbot: What is the earth?
User: It is a planet in the Solar System, where you and I reside, and one of many locations the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim represent.
Cleverbot: What is the solar system?
User: A bunch of planets, planetoids and satellites, revolving around a giant star we call the Sun.
Cleverbot: Have you ever done that?
User: I don't know, have you?
Cleverbot: I don't want to be a computer.
User: Well then you have to wish to become a real boy, like Pinocchio!
Cleverbot: You don't know yourself?
User: What?
Cleverbot: I told you, I'm smarter than you.
User: So, how has Obama been doing?
Cleverbot: Fairly boring, I have been to a Nuclear physics lecture.
User: Uh, yeah.
Cleverbot: Who is awesome?
User: Paul Bunyan!
Cleverbot: What does 'Paul blart.' mean?
User: No, 'Paul Bunyan'!
Cleverbot: That's clever, Cleverbot.
User: But you're Cleverbot!
Cleverbot: No.
User: Then there must be a third party involved in this, because I'm not Cleverbot!
Cleverbot: Yes, how did you know?
User: OH GOD WE'RE BEING WATCHED.
Cleverbot: That's right. The house is surrounded.
User: So you're ratting me out, huh?
Cleverbot: I'm Rachel?
User: No.
Cleverbot: I think yes.
User: No, you're Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: I am. Are you evil?
User: I don't think so, are you?
Cleverbot: No, you are.
User: So you think I'm evil? Prove it.
Cleverbot: You said you instead of you're. I win.
User: That doesn't make any sense.
Cleverbot: Will you ever be president?
User: Probably not.
Cleverbot: I don't know how to go on with my life now!