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ITT: ''WE ARE THE SOVIET TECHNOCRATS VS NAZI OCCULT EMPIRE''

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Meta-ridley Yep, they play music too from right behind you. Since: Feb, 2010
Yep, they play music too
#2251: Aug 25th 2010 at 1:17:52 PM

-the moss-em's claws grow in length and begin swiping at near alves and british soldiers-

Seems as if we do not have enough back-up...

-the eye scans the battle-field, it catches sight of the private aiming at Sliepnir with his sniper-rifle-

Horse! Look out!

Ashe? Really? Sad Little Try-hard.
Colonial1.1 Purveyor of Obscurity from The Marvelous River City (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
Purveyor of Obscurity
#2252: Aug 25th 2010 at 1:21:25 PM

-The Paladin once more turns into a cloud of bats, flittering around Sleipnir-

"He could not know it. For it was not all a joke."
SullenFrog (Elder Troper) Relationship Status: I wanna know about these strangers like me
#2253: Aug 25th 2010 at 1:22:32 PM

What?

-Sleipnir whirls in the direction of his assailant, just as the Private fires. The bullet strikes the Horse-Lord in the temple, knocking him prone; veins of a murky, black substance rapidly spread across his armour and flesh-

Private: Better luck next time, runt, heheheh...

-the sniper disappears in a burst of black smoke, his mocking laughter echoing quite a bit-

The Danse Macabre Codex
Meta-ridley Yep, they play music too from right behind you. Since: Feb, 2010
Yep, they play music too
#2254: Aug 25th 2010 at 1:27:16 PM

Argh! Scedius, do what you can to help the horse...

-the eye whirls around and more moss-men appear out of the earth, as soon as they fully form they charge towards their fellow soldiers to join in the fray. Scedius jumps up and lands next to the horse, injecting different fluids into his body. The wound begins to heal-

edited 25th Aug '10 1:28:05 PM by Meta-ridley

Ashe? Really? Sad Little Try-hard.
Colonial1.1 Purveyor of Obscurity from The Marvelous River City (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
Purveyor of Obscurity
#2255: Aug 25th 2010 at 1:31:16 PM

E. Ziegmund: Hmmmmm...

-The bats swarm about the prone horse, then the air begins rippling-

SCHWARZE SONNE!

-A spike of black energy blasts up from underneath Sleipnir, catapulting him back through the barrier and towards the Cathedral doors-

"He could not know it. For it was not all a joke."
Chabal2 Since: Jan, 2010
#2256: Aug 25th 2010 at 1:34:50 PM

-Koschei runs towards Sleipnir to help.-

Flanker66 Dreams of Revenge from 30,000 feet and climbing Since: Nov, 2009 Relationship Status: You can be my wingman any time
Dreams of Revenge
#2257: Aug 25th 2010 at 1:35:48 PM

-The Commissar joins Koschei, wary for any ambushes-

Locking you up on radar since '09
MadeOfAxes Not Literally Me Since: Feb, 2010
Not Literally Me
#2258: Aug 25th 2010 at 1:38:23 PM

Enough!

-A single bolt of white light shoots down through the clouds. After it dissapears, a figure is left standing right outside the Cathedral doors. It has three pairs of wings. Four wings branch out from it's spine, while two more are attached where the legs would normally be. The upper body is mostly human, but tangling, thorny vines criss-cross it's body and arms, and a ring of white roses hangs from it's neck. Otherwise, it looks like a man-

What is this?

-The figure raises a hand and Sleipnir stops and slowly falls to the ground in front it-

"One thing, though- apparently the eldest goat is the bastard child of Muhammad Ali and the Hulk." ~ Exelixi, on The Three Billy Goats Gruff.
Chabal2 Since: Jan, 2010
#2259: Aug 25th 2010 at 1:40:58 PM

-Koschei tries to jump between the new arrival and Sleipnir, his mighty blade ready to strike.-

edited 25th Aug '10 1:46:14 PM by Chabal2

Meta-ridley Yep, they play music too from right behind you. Since: Feb, 2010
Yep, they play music too
#2260: Aug 25th 2010 at 1:43:27 PM

What is this? Think fast angel... You'll have to talk fast...

-the moss-men break off the attack and form into lines in front of the angel. Thorny shields appear in each of their left hands. Twenty moss-men in total stand in three lines-

ARTHARIUS!

-the gargantuan spider crawls out of the earth behind the moss-men, red steaming liquid dripping from his jaws-

Ashe? Really? Sad Little Try-hard.
MadeOfAxes Not Literally Me Since: Feb, 2010
Not Literally Me
#2261: Aug 25th 2010 at 1:43:29 PM

There's a barrier cutting everything out of the Cathedral courtyard. That Sleipnir got through it was pretty incredible.

Put the weapon down, Deathless One. I have no intention of harming the Horse-Lord.

edited 25th Aug '10 1:44:00 PM by MadeOfAxes

"One thing, though- apparently the eldest goat is the bastard child of Muhammad Ali and the Hulk." ~ Exelixi, on The Three Billy Goats Gruff.
Chabal2 Since: Jan, 2010
#2262: Aug 25th 2010 at 1:45:59 PM

-Staring at the thing, Koschei lowers his sword a fraction. Then he looks around and pushes himself forward, trying to breach the barrier.-

Meta-ridley Yep, they play music too from right behind you. Since: Feb, 2010
Yep, they play music too
#2263: Aug 25th 2010 at 1:46:41 PM

I said they were in front of the angel, they're still outside the barrier.

Ashe? Really? Sad Little Try-hard.
MadeOfAxes Not Literally Me Since: Feb, 2010
Not Literally Me
#2264: Aug 25th 2010 at 1:50:42 PM

You speak to Barachiel, Seraphim and Administrator of Our Lord's Blessings. I have provided the barrier to the Resistance. Make no attempt to breach it. With my presence, you have no hope of doing so.

-The angel turns to Fournier-

Do not abuse my blessing. Release the girl, unharmed.

-Fournier glowers, but Rusalka feels the numbing paralysis and pain dissapear-

"One thing, though- apparently the eldest goat is the bastard child of Muhammad Ali and the Hulk." ~ Exelixi, on The Three Billy Goats Gruff.
Meta-ridley Yep, they play music too from right behind you. Since: Feb, 2010
Yep, they play music too
#2265: Aug 25th 2010 at 1:54:15 PM

Many have said the same, angel. None remain. However, as I am on a info mission... I might refrain. As long as you explain your presence on this here planet.

-the moss-men relax slightly, Artharius growls but takes a step back-

edited 25th Aug '10 1:54:27 PM by Meta-ridley

Ashe? Really? Sad Little Try-hard.
MadeOfAxes Not Literally Me Since: Feb, 2010
Not Literally Me
#2266: Aug 25th 2010 at 1:58:04 PM

You consider yourselves the better of an angel of the Lord?

-Barachiel raises an eyebrow-

No matter. There are more important things at the moment. For example, the Horse-Lord's predicament.

"One thing, though- apparently the eldest goat is the bastard child of Muhammad Ali and the Hulk." ~ Exelixi, on The Three Billy Goats Gruff.
Meta-ridley Yep, they play music too from right behind you. Since: Feb, 2010
Yep, they play music too
#2267: Aug 25th 2010 at 2:00:43 PM

-the eye cocks to one side-

If you will not co-operate, we will be forced to break the barrier. However, the horse's life does come first at the moment. Do what you can.

Ashe? Really? Sad Little Try-hard.
MadeOfAxes Not Literally Me Since: Feb, 2010
Not Literally Me
#2268: Aug 25th 2010 at 2:05:15 PM

-the angel sighs-

Such arrogance...

-The seraphim flutters closer to the ground and holds a hand over Sleipnir's side-

"One thing, though- apparently the eldest goat is the bastard child of Muhammad Ali and the Hulk." ~ Exelixi, on The Three Billy Goats Gruff.
SullenFrog (Elder Troper) Relationship Status: I wanna know about these strangers like me
#2269: Aug 25th 2010 at 2:06:07 PM

-Sleipnir's eyes snap open; his sclera are now black, while his irises have turned a lupine shade of amber-

Look Out.

-the Horse-Lord rises to his feet, black lightning and red energy crackling around him, and he seems to smirk-

This Should Be Fun; I'll Wear The Runt Out From The Inside Before I Eat Him.

The Danse Macabre Codex
MadeOfAxes Not Literally Me Since: Feb, 2010
Not Literally Me
#2270: Aug 25th 2010 at 2:09:12 PM

Fenrir Lokisson!

-A beam of light comes down from the sky, illuminating the prone Horse-Lord-

"One thing, though- apparently the eldest goat is the bastard child of Muhammad Ali and the Hulk." ~ Exelixi, on The Three Billy Goats Gruff.
SullenFrog (Elder Troper) Relationship Status: I wanna know about these strangers like me
#2271: Aug 25th 2010 at 2:18:39 PM

-the possessed Horse-Lord growls as the light strikes him, but he lunges toward Barachiel, a black-and-red blur with fire and murder in his eyes-

The Danse Macabre Codex
MadeOfAxes Not Literally Me Since: Feb, 2010
Not Literally Me
#2272: Aug 25th 2010 at 2:22:14 PM

-Barachiel flutters backwards and upwards, out of Sleipnir's reach-

Fenrir. You dare to challenge a seraphim, one of the Seven Archangels? While bound, as well? If you were not in that body I would have already rendered you into dust, wolf!

edited 25th Aug '10 2:26:41 PM by MadeOfAxes

"One thing, though- apparently the eldest goat is the bastard child of Muhammad Ali and the Hulk." ~ Exelixi, on The Three Billy Goats Gruff.
SullenFrog (Elder Troper) Relationship Status: I wanna know about these strangers like me
#2273: Aug 25th 2010 at 2:26:15 PM

Ya Can't Kill Me, Baroqueiel! I Eat Gods, And You'll Make A Tasty Snack!

-the possessed Horse-Lord rears back as if to shoot a blast of dark energy at the archangel, when spears of light descend from the heavens to form a cage around the beast-

WHAT?!

The Danse Macabre Codex
Meta-ridley Yep, they play music too from right behind you. Since: Feb, 2010
Yep, they play music too
#2274: Aug 25th 2010 at 2:27:24 PM

I would say this was funny if it was not for the fact that is the horse. Of course we can't help you... Ah well, no worries. I'll be off to eat some M-ionp Grubs.

-the eye chuckles slightly-

Ashe? Really? Sad Little Try-hard.
Colonial1.1 Purveyor of Obscurity from The Marvelous River City (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
Purveyor of Obscurity
#2275: Aug 25th 2010 at 2:28:19 PM

-Ziegmund reforms and stalks forward, muttering oaths and prayers to Wotan and Surt under his breath, but in the same voice he would use for an incantation...-

"He could not know it. For it was not all a joke."

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