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SullenFrog (Elder Troper) Relationship Status: I wanna know about these strangers like me
#2226: Aug 20th 2010 at 2:11:36 PM

-the Private's next words are slightly muffled, but the annoyed glare he shoots Ziegmund is easy enough to read-

Private: Oh head, al; ey'll row ack. Urs on't.

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Colonial1.1 Purveyor of Obscurity from The Marvelous River City (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
Purveyor of Obscurity
#2227: Aug 20th 2010 at 2:15:42 PM

E. Ziegmund: Shuit yershelf, dumnkopf. Schwarze Sonne!

-Black energy is blasted directly into the Wolf's brain through his teeth-

"He could not know it. For it was not all a joke."
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#2228: Aug 20th 2010 at 2:52:54 PM

-the Private growls in pain and rage, his jaws snapping shut as the energy of the Black Sun fries his brain. His body goes limp, while he retains his death-grip on the Paladin's throat-

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Colonial1.1 Purveyor of Obscurity from The Marvelous River City (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
Purveyor of Obscurity
#2229: Aug 20th 2010 at 2:59:18 PM

-The whole time, Ziegmund was retreating back to the barricades; once there, he carefully begins prying the wolfen jaws loose, a snarl of annoyance on his lips-

"He could not know it. For it was not all a joke."
SullenFrog (Elder Troper) Relationship Status: I wanna know about these strangers like me
#2230: Aug 20th 2010 at 4:04:59 PM

-the Private slumps to the grouns once his jaws have been pried free, as limp and lifeless as a rag doll. His body rapidly turns grey, as do his clothes; a second later they disolve into ash which is quickly blown away on a gust of wind-

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Colonial1.1 Purveyor of Obscurity from The Marvelous River City (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
Purveyor of Obscurity
#2231: Aug 22nd 2010 at 3:52:48 PM

-The Paladin cracks his neck with a look of disgust at the ashes-

E. Ziegmund: Well Lord Sleipnir? Now what?

"He could not know it. For it was not all a joke."
SullenFrog (Elder Troper) Relationship Status: I wanna know about these strangers like me
#2232: Aug 22nd 2010 at 3:59:29 PM

-the Horse Lord does not immediately reply; instead he trots over to the ashes, eyes them with a contemptuous snort, and sets them on fire with a single gout of nostril flame-

We Try To Salvage This Mess, Of Course. Be Wary, Though; Knowing Fenrir And Loki, Killing His Avatar In Such A Way Will Not Impede Him For Long—and Now He Has Our Scent, As Well.

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Colonial1.1 Purveyor of Obscurity from The Marvelous River City (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
Purveyor of Obscurity
#2233: Aug 24th 2010 at 12:52:37 PM

-The Paladin peers over at the Alves-

E. Ziegmund: And we have to tear through them first, am I right?

"He could not know it. For it was not all a joke."
Flanker66 Dreams of Revenge from 30,000 feet and climbing Since: Nov, 2009 Relationship Status: You can be my wingman any time
Dreams of Revenge
#2235: Aug 24th 2010 at 1:43:45 PM

Oh... er... thanks, Koschei.

-The Political Officer follows behind hurriedly, not bothering to look at the carnage-

Locking you up on radar since '09
Colonial1.1 Purveyor of Obscurity from The Marvelous River City (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
Purveyor of Obscurity
#2236: Aug 24th 2010 at 1:45:29 PM

-Ziegmund spies the deathless giant-

E. Ziegmund: This should be simple.

"He could not know it. For it was not all a joke."
SullenFrog (Elder Troper) Relationship Status: I wanna know about these strangers like me
#2237: Aug 24th 2010 at 1:57:00 PM

-Sleipnir whickers and nods-

Indeed It Should. Shall We Then, Old Chum?

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MadeOfAxes Not Literally Me Since: Feb, 2010
Not Literally Me
#2238: Aug 25th 2010 at 5:12:20 AM

-The elves immediately target everyone not either wearing SAS gear or inside the Blessing. Rose vines continue to spread along the ground-

Elf: Don't make this harder for yourselves. Killing us won't achieve anything. The Blessing will still be standing, and you'll be no closer to whatever goal you have. Also, it will cost you the woman.

-Right on cue, bolts of searing pain shoot through Rusalka's limbs, and her muscles freeze up, incapable of proper movement-

"One thing, though- apparently the eldest goat is the bastard child of Muhammad Ali and the Hulk." ~ Exelixi, on The Three Billy Goats Gruff.
SullenFrog (Elder Troper) Relationship Status: I wanna know about these strangers like me
#2239: Aug 25th 2010 at 7:33:03 AM

-Rusalka cries out in pain at the sensation; outside the cathedral, Sleipnir's ears go flat against his head and his eyes turn red-

You Have One Minute To Release Her Alf; After That, I Will Not Be Held Responsible For The Consequences Of These actions.

-an SS sniper watches these events from the roof of an adjacent building, waiting to pick off any troublemakers. Suddenly he gasps, and his body shudders as a voice fills his head-

Wolf-touched, eh, pup? That's good, it'll save me the time an effort of makin' a new puppet.

-the sniper opens his mouth in a silent scream as his body rends and distorts, rapidly becoming that of the Private. The wolfman grins and subtly brings his rifle to bear on Sleipnir-

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MadeOfAxes Not Literally Me Since: Feb, 2010
Not Literally Me
#2240: Aug 25th 2010 at 8:28:28 AM

Elf: I haven't got any control over the Resistance. Ask Fournier over there.

-Fournier glares at the elf, then Sleipnir-

Fournier: No, Ericson! The Resistance cannot be ordered around by you, or anyone allying themselves with the Nazi scum! We will not release her!

-Ericson the Elf rolls his eyes-

Ericson: Sure, Fournier, when it's not your men on the line...

"One thing, though- apparently the eldest goat is the bastard child of Muhammad Ali and the Hulk." ~ Exelixi, on The Three Billy Goats Gruff.
Flanker66 Dreams of Revenge from 30,000 feet and climbing Since: Nov, 2009 Relationship Status: You can be my wingman any time
Dreams of Revenge
#2241: Aug 25th 2010 at 9:15:48 AM

-Flanker stops, unsure whether to return fire and escalate the situation (and end up causing at the very least a diplomatic incident between the USSR and Britain) or hold his fire and hope that they realise he's on their side-

Locking you up on radar since '09
Colonial1.1 Purveyor of Obscurity from The Marvelous River City (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
Purveyor of Obscurity
#2242: Aug 25th 2010 at 9:31:27 AM

-The Paladin curls his lip in a sneer-

E.Ziegmund: You want to contest a god AND the might of the Reich? Tell me, immortal, do you wish to die?

"He could not know it. For it was not all a joke."
Chabal2 Since: Jan, 2010
#2243: Aug 25th 2010 at 10:34:57 AM

-Koschei readies his sword, his contemptuous expression making the guards tenser.-

MadeOfAxes Not Literally Me Since: Feb, 2010
Not Literally Me
#2244: Aug 25th 2010 at 10:38:06 AM

^^Who's Ziegmund talking about?

"One thing, though- apparently the eldest goat is the bastard child of Muhammad Ali and the Hulk." ~ Exelixi, on The Three Billy Goats Gruff.
Meta-ridley Yep, they play music too from right behind you. Since: Feb, 2010
Yep, they play music too
#2245: Aug 25th 2010 at 10:56:44 AM

-the Sirus-possessed soldier turns and looks around at the stand-off-

This is my birthday, scum. You will not ruin it for me. Stop or I will take harsh action. Eye, bring in more troops.

-the eye gaze straightens and shimmers-

Yes, Sirus.

-ten figures appear out of the earth, tangled masses of moss and plant life. Single eyes on each creature. They begin to bring up mossy arms, with large sharp objects jutting out of them-

edited 25th Aug '10 11:13:06 AM by Meta-ridley

Ashe? Really? Sad Little Try-hard.
Colonial1.1 Purveyor of Obscurity from The Marvelous River City (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
Purveyor of Obscurity
#2246: Aug 25th 2010 at 11:32:12 AM

He's sneering at the Elves and French. You Rebel Scum! and all that.

"He could not know it. For it was not all a joke."
MadeOfAxes Not Literally Me Since: Feb, 2010
Not Literally Me
#2247: Aug 25th 2010 at 11:44:43 AM

-Ercison looks over at Sirus and the mossmen, then back at Ziegmund-

Ericson: We don't need your gods, Nazi pig. We have angels watching over us!

"One thing, though- apparently the eldest goat is the bastard child of Muhammad Ali and the Hulk." ~ Exelixi, on The Three Billy Goats Gruff.
SullenFrog (Elder Troper) Relationship Status: I wanna know about these strangers like me
#2248: Aug 25th 2010 at 12:58:59 PM

Your Time Is Up. What Is Your Decision, Gaul?

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Meta-ridley Yep, they play music too from right behind you. Since: Feb, 2010
Yep, they play music too
#2249: Aug 25th 2010 at 12:59:44 PM

Do not ignore me, young one...

-vines spring out of the ground underneath the elf, smacking him in the face. The possessed soldier jumps up high in the air and lands in front of Ericson-

You have made a bad decision, elf...

-Sirus stands up straight, his voice sounding angry now-

Bring down the wrath of the red sun upon this resistance, Eye. I leave now.

-Sirus then turns around and dissolves into red liquid, purple, long grass grows where he once stood-

You heard Sirus. FOR THE RED SUN!

-the moss-men charge at the British and Resistance soldiers, claws outstretched-

edited 25th Aug '10 1:00:22 PM by Meta-ridley

Ashe? Really? Sad Little Try-hard.
MadeOfAxes Not Literally Me Since: Feb, 2010
Not Literally Me
#2250: Aug 25th 2010 at 1:12:59 PM

-The elves open fire. Ericson and those closest to the mossmen undergo a strange transformation. Their skin hardens into bark, leaves appear over their body and their hands become wooden claws. Ericson lets out a roar and the elves set upon the Mossmen-

"One thing, though- apparently the eldest goat is the bastard child of Muhammad Ali and the Hulk." ~ Exelixi, on The Three Billy Goats Gruff.

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