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Chabal2 Since: Jan, 2010
#576: Jun 15th 2010 at 1:09:23 PM

-Continues hitting the captain, aiming for its head.-

Colonial1.1 Purveyor of Obscurity from The Marvelous River City (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
Purveyor of Obscurity
#577: Jun 15th 2010 at 1:11:02 PM

-The teeth clamp down on the blade, Koschei getting riddled with bullets, then impaled on a bayonet-

"He could not know it. For it was not all a joke."
Chabal2 Since: Jan, 2010
#578: Jun 15th 2010 at 1:13:03 PM

(Finally.)

-Rams the blade even deeper to immobilize it, then pulls at the mask.-

SullenFrog (Elder Troper) Relationship Status: I wanna know about these strangers like me
#579: Jun 15th 2010 at 1:13:37 PM

None Are Privy To The All-Father's Thoughts But I. None May Anticipate His Actions Or Fathom His Motives But I. So It Has been, And So It Always Shall Be.

-Sleipnir thrashes and screams in mid-air as the glow intensifies-

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Chabal2 Since: Jan, 2010
#580: Jun 15th 2010 at 1:15:49 PM

Really? You are the All-Father's pillow-talk confident?

(Isn't Wotan married?)

Colonial1.1 Purveyor of Obscurity from The Marvelous River City (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
Purveyor of Obscurity
#581: Jun 15th 2010 at 1:17:30 PM

OH GAAAAWWD!!!

"He could not know it. For it was not all a joke."
SullenFrog (Elder Troper) Relationship Status: I wanna know about these strangers like me
#582: Jun 15th 2010 at 1:19:02 PM

-Sleipnir suddenly goes limp, and drops back to the ground. He rises to his feet, proud and uninjured, and his coat seems almost...metallic-

As Ever, Black God, Your Estimates Fall Short Of The Mark. Yes, Frigg Shares the All-Father's Bed, But Not Even The Queen Of The Aesir Could Know My Thoughts.

-Sleipnir opens its mouth, and a beam of lightning shoots out to blast the elven abomination-

edited 15th Jun '10 1:19:24 PM by SullenFrog

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Chabal2 Since: Jan, 2010
#583: Jun 15th 2010 at 1:23:03 PM

-Though hit by the beam as well, Koschei hangs grimly on and continues to pull the elf's mask off.-

My champion may be deathless, Sleipnir, but I would prefer you refrain from hitting him...

SullenFrog (Elder Troper) Relationship Status: I wanna know about these strangers like me
#584: Jun 15th 2010 at 1:26:12 PM

Sleipnir Is Not Here, Black God. Not Mentally At Any Rate; His Soul Is In Asgard, Recuperating At My Side.

-"Sleipnir" stomps one hoof, and the entire battlefield shakes-

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Colonial1.1 Purveyor of Obscurity from The Marvelous River City (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
Purveyor of Obscurity
#585: Jun 15th 2010 at 1:26:13 PM

Sergeant Grozhny: Forgive us. FIRE!

-The Thunderguns discharge into the Fae Captain-

"He could not know it. For it was not all a joke."
Chabal2 Since: Jan, 2010
#586: Jun 15th 2010 at 1:28:01 PM

I had been wondering how long it would take for you to return, One-Eye...

-Koschei is separated from the captain and hurled the length of the deck.-

edited 15th Jun '10 1:31:15 PM by Chabal2

SullenFrog (Elder Troper) Relationship Status: I wanna know about these strangers like me
#587: Jun 15th 2010 at 1:32:08 PM

You Needn't Worry, Black God; I Have No Intention Of Violating Our Truce.

-another blast, accompanied by swarms of enormous crows, is launched at the elf captain; both the beam and the crows swerve to avoid hitting Koschei-

But Nor Shall I Sit Back And Watch My Faithful Steed Be Slain Before His Time! I Haved Assumed Temporary Control Of Sleipnir's Shell; Once His Body Has Time To Heal, I Will Relinquish It.

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Chabal2 Since: Jan, 2010
#588: Jun 15th 2010 at 1:33:45 PM

So be it.

-Koschei stands up, then begins running towards the captain.-

Colonial1.1 Purveyor of Obscurity from The Marvelous River City (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
Purveyor of Obscurity
#589: Jun 15th 2010 at 1:37:20 PM

^^ You certainly do like Harbinger, don't you?

HRRAAAAAAAAAAGHH!! You Aesirfilthareyoungerandweakerthanus Youwillrecognizethatgulf!!!

-The gunarms fuse into more massive cannons; the remaining arm twists and warps into the claymore-

edited 15th Jun '10 1:43:12 PM by Colonial1.1

"He could not know it. For it was not all a joke."
Chabal2 Since: Jan, 2010
#590: Jun 15th 2010 at 1:42:19 PM

-Pulls out a broadsword and uses it to pole-vault, crashing into the captain and wrestling it into a headlock-

(Who?)

SullenFrog (Elder Troper) Relationship Status: I wanna know about these strangers like me
#591: Jun 15th 2010 at 1:43:06 PM

You Certainly Have Spirit. Come, Alf; Let Us See If You Are A Match For The All-Father!

-Harbi—I mean, "Sleipnir"—charges forward, thunder crackling along its hooves. a bolt of lightning shoots towards the horse, arrests itself at the last second, then turns and launches itself along the ground into the elfen abomination-

Harbinger? Who, me? Nah.

edited 15th Jun '10 1:44:13 PM by SullenFrog

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Chabal2 Since: Jan, 2010
#592: Jun 15th 2010 at 1:45:40 PM

Younger than you? You clearing-dancers are barely older than the mortals, and you think yourselves capable of closing the gap?

SullenFrog (Elder Troper) Relationship Status: I wanna know about these strangers like me
#593: Jun 15th 2010 at 1:52:53 PM

There Is No Point In Trying To Insult Them, Black God; Their arrogance Knows No Bounds.

-Sleipwotan knocks the elvish horror to the ground and brings its four front hooves down on it like a rain of sledgehammers-

edited 15th Jun '10 1:53:04 PM by SullenFrog

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Chabal2 Since: Jan, 2010
#594: Jun 15th 2010 at 1:57:58 PM

-Koschei is twisting the thing's neck around-

Colonial1.1 Purveyor of Obscurity from The Marvelous River City (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
Purveyor of Obscurity
#595: Jun 15th 2010 at 2:06:59 PM

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WAIT! -Sergeant Grozhny walks up with his squad of powersuits- Let the sons of Russia deliver the final message and killing blow.

-From eight angles, the powersuits surround the struggling abomination, thunderguns charging and crackling-

edited 15th Jun '10 2:09:06 PM by Colonial1.1

"He could not know it. For it was not all a joke."
SullenFrog (Elder Troper) Relationship Status: I wanna know about these strangers like me
#596: Jun 15th 2010 at 2:08:57 PM

Hmmm...

-Sleipwotan mulls it over, then removes himself from the horror-

Very Well, Sons Of The Rus. I Shall Not Hinder You In Your Moment Of Triumph.

edited 15th Jun '10 2:10:04 PM by SullenFrog

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Flanker66 Dreams of Revenge from 30,000 feet and climbing Since: Nov, 2009 Relationship Status: You can be my wingman any time
Dreams of Revenge
#597: Jun 15th 2010 at 2:09:01 PM

-the aircraft moves closer, as though eagrely anticipating the kill. The squad do the same.-

Locking you up on radar since '09
Chabal2 Since: Jan, 2010
#598: Jun 15th 2010 at 2:11:37 PM

-Koschei stands up, eyeing the soldiers, then backs off and looks on with a Badass Arm-Fold.-

Colonial1.1 Purveyor of Obscurity from The Marvelous River City (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
Purveyor of Obscurity
#599: Jun 15th 2010 at 2:15:52 PM

-The Sergeant stands over the Captain, Thundergun leveled at it's head-

Sergeant Grozhny: Listen up, you ugly son of a pigdog: This is our land. Our Russia. Our bodies. Our machines. Our soil. Our blood. And I don't care what freakish Tsar or Tsarina you serve, none of it is yours. Now eat my thunderbolt.

-All nine Hammerforce soldiers blast away at the monster until there is nothing but smoldering ash remaining-

edited 15th Jun '10 2:17:37 PM by Colonial1.1

"He could not know it. For it was not all a joke."
Colonial1.1 Purveyor of Obscurity from The Marvelous River City (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
Purveyor of Obscurity
#600: Jun 15th 2010 at 7:45:51 PM

Howzat? Also, what next?

"He could not know it. For it was not all a joke."

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