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SullenFrog (Elder Troper) Relationship Status: I wanna know about these strangers like me
#326: Jun 7th 2010 at 3:10:16 PM

Yes, We Are Driving It Back! Keep At It, My Aryans!

-Wotan supplements his blast of lightning with giant a barrage of giant crows and Eye Beams. Nidhoggr retreats further, seizing Koschei in one of its talons-

INCINERATE.

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Chabal2 Since: Jan, 2010
#327: Jun 7th 2010 at 11:41:23 PM

-Koschei catches on fire, his many furs helping to melt his armor onto his skin. Czernobog leaps into the air.-

UNHAND MY CHAMPION, WYRM, BEFORE HE DOES SO HIMSELF.

takashi.0 Sayonara, Monty Oum from Somewhere Since: Jun, 2009 Relationship Status: Brony
Sayonara, Monty Oum
#328: Jun 8th 2010 at 10:41:37 AM

-Electomancers strike Nidhoggr with multiple spears of Lightning-

SullenFrog (Elder Troper) Relationship Status: I wanna know about these strangers like me
#329: Jun 8th 2010 at 10:50:47 AM

As. You. Wish.

-Nidhoggr underhands Koschei toward Czernobog with meteoric force, then hisses and retreats further under the electomancer's assault.It is halfway into the hole now-.

Excellent. We Are Beating It Back. Do Not Relent!

-a smile forms on Wotan's lips-

edited 8th Jun '10 10:51:24 AM by SullenFrog

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Chabal2 Since: Jan, 2010
#330: Jun 8th 2010 at 11:32:10 AM

-Czernobog holds up one massive hand, Koschei's body slowing as it approaches and coming to a halt, before hurtling down below-

YOU REALLY THOUGHT I WOULD CREATE A CHAMPION AND LEAVE IT THE CAPACITYTO HARM ME? YOU DISAPPOINT ME, ROOT-CHEWER.

-Fireballs Niddhoggr-

takashi.0 Sayonara, Monty Oum from Somewhere Since: Jun, 2009 Relationship Status: Brony
Sayonara, Monty Oum
#331: Jun 8th 2010 at 11:35:22 AM

Geomancers! Seal ze earth to keep zat abomination from harming us!

SullenFrog (Elder Troper) Relationship Status: I wanna know about these strangers like me
#332: Jun 8th 2010 at 1:59:59 PM

-bats the fireball aside with one of its wings-

I CARE NOTHING FOR YOUR OPINIONS, CZERNOBOG. ALL OF YOU ARE AS DUST BEFORE ME!

-begins charging another energy ball. Wotan begins chanting something under his breath-

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Chabal2 Since: Jan, 2010
#333: Jun 9th 2010 at 12:25:01 AM

(Awwww, no more. punctuated. speech?)

THE DUST YOU SPENT YOUR LIFE IN WILL SOON MINGLE WITH YOUR ASHES, CRAWLING ONE.

-Flying creatures catch Koschei, then bring him up to Niddhoggr-

SullenFrog (Elder Troper) Relationship Status: I wanna know about these strangers like me
#334: Jun 9th 2010 at 10:47:27 AM

-Nidhoggr continues to charge its energy ball. Wotan continues to chant, and Gungnir begins to glow with a faint golden light. The All-Father hefts his spear as if it were a javelin-

We Have almost Beaten It, Black God! Do Not Relent!

Excellent...

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Chabal2 Since: Jan, 2010
#335: Jun 9th 2010 at 11:26:47 AM

-Czernobog crouches briefly, then hurls himself skywards, his vast wings blocking out the moon itself (we're fighting at night, seems thematically appropriate)-

READY YOURSELF, ONE-EYE!

-Mother of all Ground Pounds impacts into Niddhoggr's head, the incompletely ball of energy shrieking off in the direction of the Marx.-

Medic: Oh shi-

-Czernobog wrestles Niddhoggr into a headlock, the serpentine body coiling around his own-

ONE-EYE! STRIKE!!

Colonial1.1 Purveyor of Obscurity from The Marvelous River City (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
Purveyor of Obscurity
#336: Jun 9th 2010 at 11:59:53 AM

Colonel Aleksandr: BRACE FOR IMPACT!

"He could not know it. For it was not all a joke."
SullenFrog (Elder Troper) Relationship Status: I wanna know about these strangers like me
#337: Jun 9th 2010 at 2:33:30 PM

With Pleasure, Black God!

-Wotan hurls Gungnir with unerring and deadly accuracy, impaling both Czernobog and Nidhoggr. The wyrm screams in frustration and agony as golden chains erupt from the spear to ensnare the beast; overhead, the previously inert root quivers slightly, then drops like a guillotine-

NNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO -Crunch-

edited 9th Jun '10 2:55:18 PM by SullenFrog

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Chabal2 Since: Jan, 2010
#338: Jun 9th 2010 at 2:36:54 PM

GRAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

-dies-

edited 9th Jun '10 2:53:02 PM by Chabal2

SullenFrog (Elder Troper) Relationship Status: I wanna know about these strangers like me
#339: Jun 9th 2010 at 2:47:28 PM

-the ground trembles and flows over the exposed root, covering it entirely before going still. Wotan holds out his hand and Gungnir materialises within it-

I Know That You Can Hear Me, Black God; While My Seal Is Sufficient To Contain Nidhoggr, I Have Little Doubt That Here, On Your Own Soil, You Will Find A Means Of Escape. Nevertheless, I Am Honouring The Terms Of Our Truce—My Warriors And I Will Leave...

-grins as severed arm regrows-

...But Sleipnir Stays.

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Chabal2 Since: Jan, 2010
#340: Jun 9th 2010 at 2:51:31 PM

-A voice seems to echo from the titanic corpse.-

Oh, I wouldn't worry about that, One-Eye. I'm sure I can find your horse and put it to good use...

edited 9th Jun '10 2:52:47 PM by Chabal2

SullenFrog (Elder Troper) Relationship Status: I wanna know about these strangers like me
#341: Jun 9th 2010 at 3:07:04 PM

-Wotan cocks an eyebrow-

Can You, Now? Your Arrogance And Tenacity Intrigues Me, Black God. Would That I Could Watch Your Plans Unfold For Myself. Alas, I Must Leave—There Are Things I Would Know That Can Only Be Discerned From Atop My Throne. Farewell, Black God, And If You Ever Find Your Way To Valhalla, A Tankard Of Mead Will Be Set Aside For You.

-Wotan and the Einherjar turn and march up Bifrost Bridge, the rainbow itself disippating behind their footfalls. Before it vanishes altogether, an eight-legged horse ten stories tall leaps from Bifrost to alight gently on the ground. Sleipnir rears up on its hind legs and whinies, a crimson swastika appearing in the sky behind it and gleaming in reflection on the stallion's mithril barding-

Aryans, The Wyrm Is Vanquished And Czernobog remains Bound Within The Earth! Give the Rus One Minute To Refresh Themselves, And Press The Attack!

edited 9th Jun '10 3:08:13 PM by SullenFrog

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Chabal2 Since: Jan, 2010
#342: Jun 9th 2010 at 3:22:09 PM

-Koschei looks towards Sleipnir-

(I'm thinking of naming this guy Useless, for all the good he did.)

SpaghettiCatIII The crew from Dear God I have no idea. Since: Dec, 1969
The crew
#343: Jun 9th 2010 at 5:46:16 PM

Erm, is it too late to join this thread?

Cuz it's kinda cool...

...although nobody's said I was a psycho rapist before. Except SCIII, but that doesn't count." - Bobby G.
SullenFrog (Elder Troper) Relationship Status: I wanna know about these strangers like me
#344: Jun 9th 2010 at 5:55:05 PM

Well, I don't mind. Can't really speak for anyone else, though.

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takashi.0 Sayonara, Monty Oum from Somewhere Since: Jun, 2009 Relationship Status: Brony
Sayonara, Monty Oum
#345: Jun 9th 2010 at 6:14:21 PM

So, it'z agreed zen? Ve vill leeve zis battlefield.... for now.

All troops! Move out!

edited 9th Jun '10 6:14:57 PM by takashi.0

GabrielGloom Since: Dec, 1969
#346: Jun 9th 2010 at 6:14:36 PM

^^^^ (At least he was better than The Leninator)

edited 9th Jun '10 6:20:49 PM by GabrielGloom

SpaghettiCatIII The crew from Dear God I have no idea. Since: Dec, 1969
The crew
#347: Jun 9th 2010 at 6:15:37 PM

(Wait, am I the one that is better than the Leninator?)

...although nobody's said I was a psycho rapist before. Except SCIII, but that doesn't count." - Bobby G.
SullenFrog (Elder Troper) Relationship Status: I wanna know about these strangers like me
#348: Jun 9th 2010 at 6:17:04 PM

I'm pretty sure Gloom is responding to chabal saying how useless Koschei was—his words, not mine.

-Sleipnir trots up and down the battlefield, waiting for the hour when the fighting will resume-

edited 9th Jun '10 6:19:44 PM by SullenFrog

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GabrielGloom Since: Dec, 1969
#349: Jun 9th 2010 at 6:21:30 PM

(Aye, Koschei did more than the Leninator. Damn ninjas.)

Colonial1.1 Purveyor of Obscurity from The Marvelous River City (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
Purveyor of Obscurity
#350: Jun 9th 2010 at 6:47:36 PM

Einsatzgruppenfuhrer Ziegmund -clicks heels, salutes-: Ja, great Wotan. We shall maintain this armistice.

Colonel Aleksandr-sighs, wipes brow-: All forces regroup. The Tripartite sends its congratulations. We must be ready.

"He could not know it. For it was not all a joke."

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