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SullenFrog (Elder Troper) Relationship Status: I wanna know about these strangers like me
#301: Jun 6th 2010 at 11:35:21 AM

-the energy ball continues to expand. The Einherjar are howling in bestial fury, turning their blades on anyone and anything in the vicinity with a ferocity that dwarfs their previous vigour. Wotan is frantically attempting a counterspell-

edited 6th Jun '10 11:35:35 AM by SullenFrog

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Chabal2 Since: Jan, 2010
#302: Jun 6th 2010 at 11:40:19 AM

SO YOU WILL NOT LISTEN? SO BE IT. ATTACK, MY CHAMPION! SHOW ME YOUR WORTH, KOSCHEI THE ETERNAL!!!

-Koschei sets his horse for the wyrm, his horse running faster until it is flying high above the battlefield, headed for Niddhoggr's head-

(You know what we need? Baba Yaga, that's who.)

SullenFrog (Elder Troper) Relationship Status: I wanna know about these strangers like me
#303: Jun 6th 2010 at 11:43:19 AM

(You know something? All this summoning wotan is doing, and I completely forgot about Sleipnir. Oh, well)

-spires of permafrost erupt around Nidhoggr's head, forming a protective cage. The energy ball continues to expand, the Einherjar continue to riot, and Wotan looks panicked-

I...I Did Not Foresee This...

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Chabal2 Since: Jan, 2010
#304: Jun 6th 2010 at 11:51:25 AM

YOU DON'T SAY. WOTAN THE ONE-EYED, WHO SWAPPED AN EYE FOR A DRINK FROM THE WELL OF WISDOM, WHO WAS HANGED FROM THE BOUGHS OF YGGDRASSIL A FULL NINE DAYS TO GAIN KNOWLEDGE RESERVED TO THE DEAD, BRINGS FORTH THE DEVOURER OF WORLDS THINKING IT HIS TO CONTROL. I CANNOT RECALL ONE LESS FIT TO RECEIVE THE TITLE OF GOD OF WISDOM AND CHIEF OF GODS. HOW YOUR PEOPLE EVER SURVIVED WORSHIPPING YOU IS A MYSTERY WHOSE DEPTH IS ONLY MATCHED BY YOUR BUMBLING INEPTITUDE.

-Koschei leaps from his horse, swinging his sword wildly into the icy crown, causing chunks of ice the size of icebergs to drop down below.-

edited 6th Jun '10 11:52:59 AM by Chabal2

SullenFrog (Elder Troper) Relationship Status: I wanna know about these strangers like me
#305: Jun 6th 2010 at 11:56:11 AM

-suddenly enraged, whirls and seizes Czernobog by his shoulders-

Still Your Tongue, You Egotistical Fool! Don't You Realize What This Means?! If I Did Not Foresee these Events, Then Something Is Wrong! We Have To Stop It, Now, Or Everything Is Lost!

edited 6th Jun '10 11:56:30 AM by SullenFrog

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Gloom Blue Eyed Matador from The Balcony Since: Mar, 2010
Blue Eyed Matador
#306: Jun 6th 2010 at 11:56:20 AM

Is this a good time to tender my resignation? I'm in a little over my head.

Formerly known as Dave IX, even more formerly known as Wretchkin.
SullenFrog (Elder Troper) Relationship Status: I wanna know about these strangers like me
#307: Jun 6th 2010 at 12:00:36 PM

-Nidhoggr snarls in irritation as the glacier blocks crash and stab into its flesh. The great wyrm slams its jaws shut with a metallic CLANG!, and the energy ball explodes into a beam of navy energy that blows Wotan's right arm clean off-

CRYPTIC. BABBLINGS. WILL. NOT. SAVE. YOU. ALL-FATHER. YOUR. WARRIORS. ARE. MINE. YOUR. LIFE. IS. MINE. THIS WORLD. IS. MINE.

edited 6th Jun '10 12:04:55 PM by SullenFrog

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Chabal2 Since: Jan, 2010
#308: Jun 6th 2010 at 12:06:20 PM

THESE LANDS ARE MINE, ROOT-GNAWER. WHETHER THE SKY ABOVE OR IN THE EARTH, THE LANDS OF THE RUS ARE MINE TO PROTECT AND TO KEEP.

-Koschei has landed on Niddhoggr and is now crawling towards its dead eyes-

edited 6th Jun '10 12:06:37 PM by Chabal2

SullenFrog (Elder Troper) Relationship Status: I wanna know about these strangers like me
#309: Jun 6th 2010 at 12:08:46 PM

I. FEEL. YOU. UNDYING. ONE. DO. YOU. TRULY. BELIEVE. YOU. CAN. VANQUISH. THE. END. OF. ALL. THINGS?

-brings up a massive claw to swat Koschei away-

I. WILL. TEACH. YOU. AGONY.

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Chabal2 Since: Jan, 2010
#310: Jun 6th 2010 at 12:11:34 PM

-Koschei stabs his sword into the wyrm's scales, jumping off it to avoid the claws-

I THINK YOU WILL FIND LITTLE TO TEACH MY CHAMPION THAT I HAVE NOT ALREADY DEMONSTRATED, WYRM.

SullenFrog (Elder Troper) Relationship Status: I wanna know about these strangers like me
#311: Jun 6th 2010 at 12:14:49 PM

-Wotan gets to his feet, grunting in pain and propping himself up with Gungnir-

This Is Madness. Black God, I Propose A Brief Truce!

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Chabal2 Since: Jan, 2010
#312: Jun 6th 2010 at 12:18:39 PM

DO YOU, NOW. AND WILL YOUR WARRIORS RESPECT THAT TRUCE? THE NORSE TENDENCY TO BREAK OATHS AT THE FIRST MENTION OF A FIGHT IS THE STUFF OF LEGEND.

SullenFrog (Elder Troper) Relationship Status: I wanna know about these strangers like me
#313: Jun 6th 2010 at 12:20:48 PM

I Swear, By My Own Name and That Of All The Aesir, That This Truce Will Be Honoured By All. Containing This Beast Takes Precedence Over Everything Else.

edited 6th Jun '10 12:24:49 PM by SullenFrog

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Chabal2 Since: Jan, 2010
#314: Jun 6th 2010 at 12:28:40 PM

WELL THEN.

-Spreads wings wide, adopts Badass Arm-Fold.-

LET US TEACH THIS WORM ITS RIGHTFUL PLACE IN THE ORDER OF THINGS.

SONS OF THE RUS, YOUR MOTHERLAND CALLS!!! SMITE THIS WORM, CRUSH IT UNDER YOUR IRON HEEL! FOLLOW YOUR GENERAL, MY CHAMPION, KOSCHEI THE ETERNAL, INTO VICTORY!!

-Koschei, having landed on the wyrm's head, now draws a shorter sword and holds it aloft, eliciting ragged cheers from the Soviets.-

Medic: ...

SullenFrog (Elder Troper) Relationship Status: I wanna know about these strangers like me
#315: Jun 6th 2010 at 12:32:58 PM

Aryans, We Must Cooperate With The Black God's Children And Drive This Beast Back Into The Earth Whence It Came! Show It No Mercy!

-Koschei is suddenly encased in a layer of black ice from the waist down, partially immobilizing him. Nidhoggr bucks its head wildly-

OFF. ME. MAGGOT.

edited 6th Jun '10 12:33:23 PM by SullenFrog

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Chabal2 Since: Jan, 2010
#316: Jun 6th 2010 at 12:38:46 PM

(You know, the This! Is! SPARTA! speech is supremely effective there. Kudos.)

-Khoschei's sword reappears in his hand, and he starts chopping away at the ice holding him on Niddhoggr's skin.-

Medic: -having found a way on the ship- Quickly!! Fire the main guns up there!

SullenFrog (Elder Troper) Relationship Status: I wanna know about these strangers like me
#317: Jun 6th 2010 at 12:49:37 PM

-shoots lightning at Nidhoggr. The Einherjar turn as one and advance on the All-Devourer, gradually hacking away at its durable scales-

RRRRROOOAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHH!!!

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Chabal2 Since: Jan, 2010
#318: Jun 6th 2010 at 12:51:24 PM

-engulfs the head of the wyrm in flame, melting the ice from Koschei's legs-

(night)

Colonial1.1 Purveyor of Obscurity from The Marvelous River City (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
Purveyor of Obscurity
#319: Jun 6th 2010 at 2:06:28 PM

Einsatzgruppenfuhrer Ziegmund: ALL HEER UND LUFTWAFFE IN THE VICINITY: OBEY WOTAN'S MANDATE. WE MUST COOPERATE WITH THE COMMUNISTS FOR A WHILE. Frau Major General? Are we agreed?

"He could not know it. For it was not all a joke."
Chabal2 Since: Jan, 2010
#320: Jun 7th 2010 at 12:51:39 AM

-Koschei is now hitting the great wyrm's eyes, trying to burst hthem so he can attack from within-

takashi.0 Sayonara, Monty Oum from Somewhere Since: Jun, 2009 Relationship Status: Brony
Sayonara, Monty Oum
#321: Jun 7th 2010 at 7:42:42 AM

^^ Agreed, As much as I hate to say eet.

ALL FORCES! TARGET ZE WORM!

SullenFrog (Elder Troper) Relationship Status: I wanna know about these strangers like me
#322: Jun 7th 2010 at 1:51:50 PM

-Nidhoggr howls in rage and pain, clawing at its own face in an attempt to dislodge Koschei. a black tarlike substance leaks from the beast's wounds, salting any ground it touches.-

-Valkyries swarm the beast, stabbing at points where Nidhoggr's scales are lightly distributed. Odin continues to blast it with lightning.

ARROGANT. MAGGOTS. YOU DARE—?!

sorry for my absence; I had things to do around town this morning.

edited 7th Jun '10 1:53:07 PM by SullenFrog

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Colonial1.1 Purveyor of Obscurity from The Marvelous River City (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
Purveyor of Obscurity
#323: Jun 7th 2010 at 2:02:08 PM

Colonel Aleksandr: v -The landships launch a full-force cannonade-

WE DO DARE!!!

Einsatzgruppenfuher Ziegmund:^ -Geisterbombers, airships, and panzers send forth clouds of missiles and shells-

edited 7th Jun '10 2:05:16 PM by Colonial1.1

"He could not know it. For it was not all a joke."
SullenFrog (Elder Troper) Relationship Status: I wanna know about these strangers like me
#324: Jun 7th 2010 at 2:40:16 PM

RRRAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHHHHH!!!

-Nidhoggr retreats several feet into the chasm, then opens its jaws and spews gouts of black flame in a wide arc. Half the Einherjar are reduced to cinders instantly, and the flame burns even when there is nothing flammable. It begins to spread towards the gods, machines and mortals-

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takashi.0 Sayonara, Monty Oum from Somewhere Since: Jun, 2009 Relationship Status: Brony
Sayonara, Monty Oum
#325: Jun 7th 2010 at 3:00:01 PM

Counter vith our own fire!

Pyromancers! Attack!

-Fireballs the size of Zeppelins follow Nidhoggr into his hole, melting a few of his scales-


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