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Goofus sleeps on the job, and when he gets called out for it, he says that doctors are not robots.
Gallant gets out of an internet debate as soon as it devolves into a flame war.
Goofus started a flame war.
Gallant is not r/iamverysmart.
Goofus...achieves such a level of r/iamverysmart that he makes the number one spot for years.
Gallant can singlehandedly topple both America and China's governments with a 100% Adoration Rating.
Goofus is such a Jerkass that the Hague put him on war crimes trial because they had a bad feeling about him, and everyone agrees that was the right move.
Gallant admits to common flaws in the isekai genre, and with those in mind directs a new classic that everyone holds up as a redeemer of the genre as a whole.
Goofus creates an isekai where a truck is hit by a speeding human.
Gallant always pours his cereal before his milk.
Goofus eats nails for breakfast... without any milk.
Gallant hollers the mods only during emergencies.
Goofus calls the mods on their cell phones to score drugs.
Gallant leaves the TV on to trick would be burglars into thinking someone's home.
Edited by WestSharp on Jun 12th 2019 at 12:59:29 PM
Goofus leaves the lights off and door unlocked so he can kill any thieves tempted into his house.
Gallant does not forget anything when packing for a trip.
Goofus only packs the essentials: his phone. He doesn't bring the charger either.
Gallant never forgets his friends' birthdays.
Goofus shows up and shoots everyone at the parties down with an AK-47 at his friends' birthdays.
Gallant extinguishes his matches after he's done using them.
Goofus is a Pyromaniac too focused on the pretty movements of the flames to realize his own house is being burnt down.
Gallant Loves his life and everyone in it, including Goofus.
Goofus has a complete Lack of Empathy for anyone, including himself.
Gallant is world-famous for his excellently written fan fics.
Edited by hanwen1234 on Jun 14th 2019 at 5:17:36 PM
Goofus' fanfic is mostly crap, but not that much worse than what can be found on most fanfic sites.
Gallant waits until he gets home to browse porn sites.
Goofus creates porn on the bus ride home.
Gallant only buys what's on his shopping list.
Goofus doesn't bother shopping. He just stands in the checkout line reading the tabloids.
Gallant mows the lawn when the grass gets too high.
Goofus lives in his homegrown jungle.
When Gallant is forced to watch a movie he doesn't like with his family, he keeps quiet about his opinions about it.
Goofus has destroyed several tvs, computers, and DVD players just to avoid having to watch something he doesn't like.
Gallant gives firm handshakes
Edited by dutchguy1986 on Jun 15th 2019 at 8:52:06 PM
Goofus gives handshakes that break people's hands.
Gallant hates country music but doesn't harras people for liking it.
Goofus gets violent towards anyone who doesn't like country music.
Gallant cleans up after himself while cooking.
Several new life forms were discovered in the dirty dishes Goofus left in the sink.
Gallant always goes to bed at a reasonable hour.
Goofus has never heard of the concept of sleep.
Gallant can write a For Want of a Nail good ending fan fic without drawing the ire of most who would usually decry such.
Goofus made such fics illegal, due it's badness.
Gallant never says the N-word.
Goofus is only a newborn baby, yet he creates explicit fanficition on his Fan Fiction.Net account.
Gallant is 18, yet he creates fanfiction for children.
Edited by AutisticAlivia on Jun 27th 2019 at 12:29:55 PM
Goofus only says the N-word. Around black people. That's right, the around around black people he says in the N-word.
, you were supposed to show a bad thing that Goofus does that relates to the above prompt.
Gallant never page stretches.
Goofus always page stretches.
Gallant doesn't sit too close to the microphone and uses a pop filter.
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