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TroperNo9001 Forget President Snow, I'm going to Snowdin! from Ichi's Underground Bunker Relationship Status: Brony
Forget President Snow, I'm going to Snowdin!
Jun 7th 2019 at 7:38:10 PM

Goofus sleeps on the job, and when he gets called out for it, he says that doctors are not robots.

Gallant gets out of an internet debate as soon as it devolves into a flame war.

"...or maybe not. Jimin's coming for 6k1, and Ich and I have bounties on our heads..."
Jun 7th 2019 at 9:31:12 PM

Goofus started a flame war.

Gallant is not r/iamverysmart.

hanwen1234 Tsundere Not-Girlfriend.
Tsundere Not-Girlfriend.
Jun 8th 2019 at 5:47:10 AM

Goofus...achieves such a level of r/iamverysmart that he makes the number one spot for years.

Gallant can singlehandedly topple both America and China's governments with a 100% Adoration Rating.

Inadequately feeling childhood friend.
Leliel Sir Night, Wayward Hunter-Angel
Sir Night, Wayward Hunter-Angel
Jun 11th 2019 at 7:42:14 PM

Goofus is such a Jerkass that the Hague put him on war crimes trial because they had a bad feeling about him, and everyone agrees that was the right move.

Gallant admits to common flaws in the isekai genre, and with those in mind directs a new classic that everyone holds up as a redeemer of the genre as a whole.

What rises must fall, what falls may rise again.
unfortunatezorua angery puppy from despacito spaghett ugandan chungus Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
angery puppy
Jun 11th 2019 at 7:47:13 PM

Goofus creates an isekai where a truck is hit by a speeding human.

Gallant always pours his cereal before his milk.

(cries in manga reader)
TroperNo9001 Forget President Snow, I'm going to Snowdin! from Ichi's Underground Bunker Relationship Status: Brony
Forget President Snow, I'm going to Snowdin!
Jun 11th 2019 at 8:18:11 PM

Goofus eats nails for breakfast... without any milk.

Gallant hollers the mods only during emergencies.

"...or maybe not. Jimin's coming for 6k1, and Ich and I have bounties on our heads..."
WestSharp The Sultan of Succotash from USA Relationship Status: We finish each other's sandwiches
The Sultan of Succotash
Jun 12th 2019 at 2:12:44 AM

Goofus calls the mods on their cell phones to score drugs.

Gallant leaves the TV on to trick would be burglars into thinking someone's home.

Edited by WestSharp on Jun 12th 2019 at 12:59:29 PM

Where I once would fear the cost of truth, now I only ask: "What is the cost of lies?"
DatLonerGirl Mystery Twin from a top secret place Relationship Status: Chocolate!
Mystery Twin
Jun 12th 2019 at 6:32:22 AM

Goofus leaves the lights off and door unlocked so he can kill any thieves tempted into his house.

Gallant does not forget anything when packing for a trip.

Writer, or something.
TroperNo9001 Forget President Snow, I'm going to Snowdin! from Ichi's Underground Bunker Relationship Status: Brony
Forget President Snow, I'm going to Snowdin!
Jun 12th 2019 at 6:37:53 AM

Goofus only packs the essentials: his phone. He doesn't bring the charger either.

Gallant never forgets his friends' birthdays.

"...or maybe not. Jimin's coming for 6k1, and Ich and I have bounties on our heads..."
unfortunatezorua angery puppy from despacito spaghett ugandan chungus Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
angery puppy
Jun 12th 2019 at 6:39:59 AM

Goofus shows up and shoots everyone at the parties down with an AK-47 at his friends' birthdays.

Gallant extinguishes his matches after he's done using them.

(cries in manga reader)
medievalParadox "In the arena of logic, I fight unarmed!" from any device that can get onto the internet Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
"In the arena of logic, I fight unarmed!"
Jun 13th 2019 at 6:47:26 PM

Goofus is a Pyromaniac too focused on the pretty movements of the flames to realize his own house is being burnt down.

Gallant Loves his life and everyone in it, including Goofus.

Here's a Godmodder. Please Kill him before he fucks up everything. https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=15527074470A62989200
hanwen1234 Tsundere Not-Girlfriend.
Tsundere Not-Girlfriend.
Jun 14th 2019 at 2:16:44 AM

Goofus has a complete Lack of Empathy for anyone, including himself.

Gallant is world-famous for his excellently written fan fics.

Edited by hanwen1234 on Jun 14th 2019 at 5:17:36 PM

Inadequately feeling childhood friend.
WillyFourEyes Slayer of...you know. from [INSERT CITY HERE] Relationship Status: Non-Canon
Slayer of...you know.
Jun 14th 2019 at 3:22:44 AM

Goofus' fanfic is mostly crap, but not that much worse than what can be found on most fanfic sites.

Gallant waits until he gets home to browse porn sites.

"You know...we could all be reading a book right now."
atimnie The Video Guy from Chicago Relationship Status: Can't buy me love
The Video Guy
Jun 14th 2019 at 8:56:26 AM

Goofus creates porn on the bus ride home.

Gallant only buys what's on his shopping list.

Who are the ones that we kept in charge? Killers, thieves, and lawyers. God's away, god's away, god's away on business... business.
WillyFourEyes Slayer of...you know. from [INSERT CITY HERE] Relationship Status: Non-Canon
Slayer of...you know.
Jun 15th 2019 at 9:33:41 AM

Goofus doesn't bother shopping. He just stands in the checkout line reading the tabloids.

Gallant mows the lawn when the grass gets too high.

"You know...we could all be reading a book right now."
TroperNo9001 Forget President Snow, I'm going to Snowdin! from Ichi's Underground Bunker Relationship Status: Brony
Forget President Snow, I'm going to Snowdin!
Jun 15th 2019 at 9:37:56 AM

Goofus lives in his homegrown jungle.

When Gallant is forced to watch a movie he doesn't like with his family, he keeps quiet about his opinions about it.

"...or maybe not. Jimin's coming for 6k1, and Ich and I have bounties on our heads..."
dutchguy1986 from Somewhere in the universe. Relationship Status: Seeking boyfriend-free girl
Jun 15th 2019 at 11:51:38 AM

Goofus has destroyed several tvs, computers, and DVD players just to avoid having to watch something he doesn't like.

Gallant gives firm handshakes

Edited by dutchguy1986 on Jun 15th 2019 at 8:52:06 PM

Superjohn One Eye Dragon from Florida Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
One Eye Dragon
Jun 16th 2019 at 5:06:08 PM

Goofus gives handshakes that break people's hands.

Gallant hates country music but doesn't harras people for liking it.

PUT YA GUNS ON!
CustardAndPie Play that funky music, hairless boi from 'Scansin, don'cha knoow? Relationship Status: Dancing with myself
Play that funky music, hairless boi
Jun 16th 2019 at 5:19:04 PM

Goofus gets violent towards anyone who doesn't like country music.

Gallant cleans up after himself while cooking.

I be the witch of the North Woods.
atimnie The Video Guy from Chicago Relationship Status: Can't buy me love
The Video Guy
Jun 16th 2019 at 8:52:28 PM

Several new life forms were discovered in the dirty dishes Goofus left in the sink.

Gallant always goes to bed at a reasonable hour.

Who are the ones that we kept in charge? Killers, thieves, and lawyers. God's away, god's away, god's away on business... business.
hanwen1234 Tsundere Not-Girlfriend.
Tsundere Not-Girlfriend.
Jun 17th 2019 at 1:31:56 AM

Goofus has never heard of the concept of sleep.

Gallant can write a For Want of a Nail good ending fan fic without drawing the ire of most who would usually decry such.

Inadequately feeling childhood friend.
Jun 26th 2019 at 7:19:51 PM

Goofus made such fics illegal, due it's badness.

Gallant never says the N-word.

AutisticAlivia The End of Ordinary Sorrow from Everywhere on TV Tropes Relationship Status: A cockroach, nothing can kill it.
The End of Ordinary Sorrow
Jun 27th 2019 at 11:24:30 AM

Goofus is only a newborn baby, yet he creates explicit fanficition on his Fan Fiction.Net account.

Gallant is 18, yet he creates fanfiction for children.

[down] sad, sorry.

Edited by AutisticAlivia on Jun 27th 2019 at 12:29:55 PM

October 21st is Eli Ayase's birthday!
Jun 27th 2019 at 12:27:53 PM

Goofus only says the N-word. Around black people. That's right, the around around black people he says in the N-word.

[up], you were supposed to show a bad thing that Goofus does that relates to the above prompt.

Gallant never page stretches.

DatLonerGirl Mystery Twin from a top secret place Relationship Status: Chocolate!
Mystery Twin
Jul 7th 2019 at 6:49:51 AM

Goofus always page stretches.

Gallant doesn't sit too close to the microphone and uses a pop filter.

Writer, or something.

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