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TroperNo9001 Two Best Sisters from Canterlot Castle Relationship Status: Brony
Two Best Sisters
Apr 3rd 2019 at 7:09:45 AM

Goofus pushes them off the bridge and still frames it as a suicide.

Gallant patiently waits for the next comic update and doesn't badger the artist to release it immediately.

"Celly, I know you have to be perfect for everypony else, and you do an amazing job. But you don't have to do it for me."
unfortunatezorua Your friendly neighbourhood pipsqueak from despacito spaghett ugandan chungus Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
Your friendly neighbourhood pipsqueak
Apr 3rd 2019 at 8:18:29 PM

Goofus goes to the artist's house and fills their extremities with lead bullets for not releasing anything the second after he asks for it, then burns all other copies of the comics worldwide.

Gallant makes reasonable theories and predictions about the ongoing work he follows.

Who are you callin' short?
DatLonerGirl Going quackers from a top secret place Relationship Status: Chocolate!
Going quackers
Apr 3rd 2019 at 9:30:20 PM

Goofus guesses that everyone is a Time Lord. Yes, even them.

Gallant calls his parents often.

Edited by DatLonerGirl on Apr 3rd 2019 at 11:31:42 AM

Writer, or something.
TroperNo9001 Two Best Sisters from Canterlot Castle Relationship Status: Brony
Two Best Sisters
Apr 3rd 2019 at 9:35:54 PM

Goofus deletes them from his contacts and all his social media. When they try to talk to him in person, he kills them.

Gallant maintains his pure image both on- and off-stage.

"Celly, I know you have to be perfect for everypony else, and you do an amazing job. But you don't have to do it for me."
Playing_with_boy Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
Apr 4th 2019 at 8:02:28 PM

Goofus doesn't have a pure image. He does everything immoral you can think of.

Gallant does not kill goats for Satan.

CyberController World's cutest (and most psychotic) god. Relationship Status: I don't mind being locked in this eternal maze!
World's cutest (and most psychotic) god.
Apr 7th 2019 at 7:06:13 PM

Goofus kills people for Satan.

Gallant is the god of kindness and peace. He encourages his followers to be open minded, tolerant, and merciful.

Gridman is nice. Wait, is that someone familiar?
Leliel Sir Night, Wayward Hunter-Angel
Sir Night, Wayward Hunter-Angel
Jun 4th 2019 at 3:43:19 PM

Goofus is a War God an alliance of mortals sealed away for being a Blood Knight bordering on Omnicidal Maniac, who nobody with a modicum of knowledge wants to release.

Gallant is the head of a game development company known for ethical behavior and treating his programmers well.

What rises must fall, what falls may rise again.
TabbyGirl4 Magical Strawberry Cat from The Nowhere Islands Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
Magical Strawberry Cat
Jun 4th 2019 at 4:16:56 PM

Goofus is the tyrannical head of a video game company who treats his workers like crap and adds microtransactions in his games like EA

Gallant sets up a Kickstarter where all of the funds go to help cancer patients in the hospital who are in debt.

"I'm Mary Poppins, Y'all!" -Yondu,2017 "We handle it by not handling it." -Okoye,2023
Playing_with_boy Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
Jun 4th 2019 at 5:41:01 PM

Goofus steals money from cancer patients.

Gallant dresses in formal dress when at ball dances.

TroperNo9001 Two Best Sisters from Canterlot Castle Relationship Status: Brony
Two Best Sisters
Jun 4th 2019 at 7:14:46 PM

Goofus crashes the party naked.

Gallant ignores the haters.

"Celly, I know you have to be perfect for everypony else, and you do an amazing job. But you don't have to do it for me."
atimnie The Video Guy from Chicago Relationship Status: Can't buy me love
The Video Guy
Jun 4th 2019 at 11:36:13 PM

Goofus is the haters. All of them. Through several sock accounts.

Gallant is politically correct, but doesn't make a big deal if other people aren't.

Who are the ones that we kept in charge? Killers, thieves, and lawyers. God's away, god's away, god's away on business... business.
ArgonianLorekeeper Beach Shulk from Colony 9 Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
Beach Shulk
Jun 5th 2019 at 5:07:33 AM

Goofus nukes a country halfway across the world because one of its inhabitants said “frick”.

Gallant never brings his baby into the cinema.

I'm in the mood for a relatively normal avatar this time.
dutchguy1986 from Somewhere in the universe. Relationship Status: Seeking boyfriend-free girl
Jun 5th 2019 at 5:21:02 AM

Goofus has built his baby's bedroom in the local cinema.

Gallant never gambles with more money than he can afford to lose

DatLonerGirl Going quackers from a top secret place Relationship Status: Chocolate!
Going quackers
Jun 5th 2019 at 6:14:24 AM

Goofus gambles all of his money away, then all of Gallant's too.

Gallant gets to work on time.

Writer, or something.
Leliel Sir Night, Wayward Hunter-Angel
Sir Night, Wayward Hunter-Angel
Jun 5th 2019 at 1:51:36 PM

Goofus is two days late for the job interview.

Divine Emperor Gallant, an Evil Overlord, is Affably Evil and an extremely competent strategist who wins people over to his side through supremely fair hiring and promoting policies.

What rises must fall, what falls may rise again.
AutisticAlivia Yoshiko X Dia from Everywhere on TV Tropes Relationship Status: Wishfully thinking
Yoshiko X Dia
Jun 5th 2019 at 2:04:48 PM

Goofus seems to wanna have sex with everyone.

Gallant asks his mom to go to the store.

Happy Pride Month, everybody!
atimnie The Video Guy from Chicago Relationship Status: Can't buy me love
The Video Guy
Jun 5th 2019 at 3:24:13 PM

Goofus forces his mom to go to the store at gunpoint.

Gallant never rage quits.

Who are the ones that we kept in charge? Killers, thieves, and lawyers. God's away, god's away, god's away on business... business.
Playing_with_boy Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
Jun 5th 2019 at 5:16:48 PM

Goofus rage quitted ... when he lost ... the tutorial level.

Gallant never farts on purpose.

WillyFourEyes The One with the Sword from Nowhere Relationship Status: In denial
The One with the Sword
Jun 5th 2019 at 5:54:31 PM

Goofus farts on everyone's balls, and eats lots of gassy foods just for this purpose.

Gallant always makes sure the artwork to his webcomic is turned in on time.

hanwen1234 Aoi Aoi.
Aoi Aoi.
Jun 7th 2019 at 1:28:57 AM

Goofus regularly goes on year-long hiatuses, and when a update does come out, it doesn't progress the plot much...or do so very well, actually.

Gallant can singlehandedly defeat every single one of Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice's bosses with no deaths or cheap tactics used.

Ya heard the man. Sorry, but I ain't got time to beat ya to death at leisure.
TalesofUnder Another pirate gal? from On a cruise ship Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
Another pirate gal?
Jun 7th 2019 at 8:20:52 AM

Goofus is The King of Hate.

Gallan, despite being christian, still supports the LGBT.

Edited by TalesofUnder on Jun 7th 2019 at 10:21:16 PM

What is with this continuous theme of female pirates? ....Probably just a coincidence.
TabbyGirl4 Magical Strawberry Cat from The Nowhere Islands Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
Magical Strawberry Cat
Jun 7th 2019 at 9:22:09 AM

Goofus is a bible thumper who thinks that all LGBT people should go to hell for their sins and harasses them.

Gallant uses the Infinity Gauntlet to provide plenty of food and basic needs for everyone in the universe

"I'm Mary Poppins, Y'all!" -Yondu,2017 "We handle it by not handling it." -Okoye,2023
medievalParadox "In the arena of logic, I fight unarmed!" from any device that can get onto the internet Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
"In the arena of logic, I fight unarmed!"
Jun 7th 2019 at 10:09:58 AM

Goofus gets it into his head that if more equals bad, he should snap and get rid of half of the people on each and every planet.

Gallant is Paladin who tries to keep his adventuring party on the straight and narrow.

Here's a Godmodder. Please Kill him before he fucks up everything. https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=15527074470A62989200
DatLonerGirl Going quackers from a top secret place Relationship Status: Chocolate!
Going quackers
Jun 7th 2019 at 10:45:21 AM

Goofus is a rogue that backstabs his party and steals their stuff.

Gallant proposes to his girlfriend at their favorite restaurant, and everyone claps when she says yes.

Writer, or something.
dutchguy1986 from Somewhere in the universe. Relationship Status: Seeking boyfriend-free girl
Jun 7th 2019 at 1:42:24 PM

Goofus proposes to his ex at her uncle's funeral and everyone claps when she tases him.

Gallant does his best to try and treat all his patients at the appointed times.


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