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Starbug Dwar of Helium from Variable Relationship Status: Remembering what Mama said
Dwar of Helium
Mar 5th 2019 at 8:23:39 AM

Goofus flew nearly half a football field when he went through the windshield.

Gallant occasionally pigs out on junk food or unhealthy stuff, but mostly tries to maintain a balanced diet.

Edited by Starbug on Mar 5th 2019 at 12:02:52 PM

I have ever been prone to seek adventure and to investigate and experiment where wiser men would have left well enough alone. - John Carter
atimnie The Video Guy from Chicago Relationship Status: Can't buy me love
The Video Guy
Mar 5th 2019 at 10:37:48 AM

Goofus has bankrupted several buffets.

Gallant always has tissues on hand for his runny nose.

And you run and you run to catch up with the sun, but it's sinking, and racing around to come up behind you again
Legend_Of_Snake369 cute mage gurl from the shadow realm, Jimbo! Relationship Status: In Lesbians with you
cute mage gurl
Mar 5th 2019 at 10:43:09 AM

goofus uses the tissues for other matters

Galiant cares for the rights of all people, no matter what, as long as they aren't hurting people.

pink and white stripes are heccin' cute!
DatLonerGirl precious broccolis from a top secret place Relationship Status: Chocolate!
precious broccolis
Mar 5th 2019 at 12:18:31 PM

Goofus cares for the rights of all people, as long as they are hurting other people.

Gallant hands out free cookies and hugs at conventions.

Writer, or something.
unfortunatezorua IT STILL AINT EASY BEING GREEN from despacito spaghett ugandan chungus Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
IT STILL AINT EASY BEING GREEN
Mar 5th 2019 at 6:58:37 PM

Goofus hands out expensive drugs at conventions, and if you don't buy them he'll stab you.

Gallant donates to charity regularly.

Shuichi "Spinner" Iguchi. Quirk: Embarrassing Failure. Allows him to drive cars GTA V-style.
Playing_with_boy Not evil. from pg. 666 Relationship Status: Squeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Not evil.
Mar 5th 2019 at 7:11:07 PM

Goofus steals from charities every millisecond.

Gallant uses proper capitalization.

   Totally not suitable for the tweens and kiddos.   
atimnie The Video Guy from Chicago Relationship Status: Can't buy me love
The Video Guy
Mar 5th 2019 at 7:25:19 PM

goofus dont use no caps or punctuation or proper grammar andoften omits spacesbetween words

Gallant avoids the darker content on the internet.

And you run and you run to catch up with the sun, but it's sinking, and racing around to come up behind you again
MvflG Cute girls and naval themes? Count me in! from The Blue Sea Kingdom Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
Cute girls and naval themes? Count me in!
Mar 5th 2019 at 8:16:29 PM

Goofus goes on the Dark Web specifically to seek out sites like red rooms or hitmen-hiring websites. Or hell, maybe... those websites that I'm not allowed to mention on-forum.


Gallant accepts constructive criticism.

Edited by MvflG on Mar 5th 2019 at 11:17:06 PM

A sea witch. Still so young, she doesn't know the dirty side of the world.
unfortunatezorua IT STILL AINT EASY BEING GREEN from despacito spaghett ugandan chungus Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
IT STILL AINT EASY BEING GREEN
Mar 5th 2019 at 8:44:08 PM

Goofus hunts down and murders the mother, father, wife, grandmother, and dog of anyone who criticises him.

Gallant never eats Hawaiian pizza.

Shuichi "Spinner" Iguchi. Quirk: Embarrassing Failure. Allows him to drive cars GTA V-style.
Playing_with_boy Not evil. from pg. 666 Relationship Status: Squeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Not evil.
Mar 5th 2019 at 8:58:33 PM

Goofus always eats lead.

Gallant never jaywalks.

   Totally not suitable for the tweens and kiddos.   
Superjohn Sliver Fang from Illinois Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Sliver Fang
Mar 6th 2019 at 10:25:35 AM

Goofus is wanted in 35 states as a serial jaywalker.

Gallant is the second most popular hero, but doesn't get worked up about it.

"You... STUPID DISCIPLE! You took your strength on the wrong path."
Leliel Sir Night, Wayward Hunter-Angel
Sir Night, Wayward Hunter-Angel
Mar 6th 2019 at 10:39:33 AM

Goofus was the third until it came out he was trying to murder Gallant out of envy.

Gallant knows not to touch the red-hot stove.

What rises must fall, what falls may rise again.
Legend_Of_Snake369 cute mage gurl from the shadow realm, Jimbo! Relationship Status: In Lesbians with you
cute mage gurl
Mar 6th 2019 at 10:46:00 AM

goofus has a loving, consensual relationship with the stove and they've had 3 kids together.

gallant likes anime, but doesn't shove it down other people's throat, supports franchises he likes, and talks about it casually with other people with similar interests.

pink and white stripes are heccin' cute!
WillyFourEyes Skull Kid from some Netherworld Relationship Status: In another castle
Skull Kid
Mar 6th 2019 at 12:58:10 PM

Goofus is the reason TV Tropes created P5. He wouldn't shut up about...certain anime we can no longer discuss here.

Gallant is a Dynamic Character.

"I'll be honest with you...we're just throwing science at a wall here to see what sticks."
Leliel Sir Night, Wayward Hunter-Angel
Sir Night, Wayward Hunter-Angel
Mar 13th 2019 at 9:03:43 PM

Goofus makes every other character revert in their development when talking with him.


Gallant is a Hunter of Monsters, but carefully keeps himself from being corrupted by his mission and maintains friendship with those who do not oppress or victimize humans.

What rises must fall, what falls may rise again.
Playing_with_boy Not evil. from pg. 666 Relationship Status: Squeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Not evil.
Mar 14th 2019 at 3:41:25 PM

Goofus kills everyone, human ormonster.

Gallant is a member of P5, and doesn't use it to ban works he doesn't like.

   Totally not suitable for the tweens and kiddos.   
TroperNo9001 Frog Princess(-to-be) from New Orleans Relationship Status: And they all lived happily ever after <3
Frog Princess(-to-be)
Mar 14th 2019 at 6:24:01 PM

Goofus purges works that have bikinis at most, even those that are G-rated.

Gallant waits patiently for a highly anticipated work to be released in his country.

"I've worked hard for everything I've got, and that's the way it's supposed to be!"
Mar 16th 2019 at 12:18:40 AM

Goofus flies to where the work has already been released, buys a whackload of copies, and takes them home to sell on the black market at three times the price.

Gallant runs an award-winning homework help website.

DatLonerGirl precious broccolis from a top secret place Relationship Status: Chocolate!
precious broccolis
Mar 16th 2019 at 3:43:58 AM

Goofus runs a popular cheating website, then disappears with the money when it turns out his answers for an important standardized test were wrong.

Gallant catches the midnight showing of the biggest movie if the year.

Writer, or something.
unfortunatezorua IT STILL AINT EASY BEING GREEN from despacito spaghett ugandan chungus Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
IT STILL AINT EASY BEING GREEN
Mar 16th 2019 at 3:47:39 AM

Goofus crashes the midnight showing of the biggest movie of the year.

Gallant always has a plan for when things go wrong.

Shuichi "Spinner" Iguchi. Quirk: Embarrassing Failure. Allows him to drive cars GTA V-style.
atimnie The Video Guy from Chicago Relationship Status: Can't buy me love
The Video Guy
Mar 16th 2019 at 12:36:08 PM

Goofus is the reason things always go wrong.

Gallant offers his coat to his girlfriend on cold days.

And you run and you run to catch up with the sun, but it's sinking, and racing around to come up behind you again
Leliel Sir Night, Wayward Hunter-Angel
Sir Night, Wayward Hunter-Angel
Mar 18th 2019 at 6:52:46 PM

Goofus holds his girlfriend at gunpoint to force everyone else to give their coats to him.


Gallant is patient and helpful with pick-up groups in an MMO.

What rises must fall, what falls may rise again.
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