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DatLonerGirl Danger Dame from a top secret place Relationship Status: Chocolate!
Danger Dame
Jan 9th 2019 at 10:06:59 AM

Goofus only makes penis monsters in Spore.

Gallant catches a record-breaking fish and wins the fishing competition.

Writer, or something.
Weirdguy149 Part of this world from On land somewhere Relationship Status: I'd jump in front of a train for ya!
Part of this world
Jan 9th 2019 at 10:14:37 AM

Goofus catches nothing but old boots and wins nothing but a bill from the sewage company.

Gallant parkours at his own risk.

Dingelhoppers as forks are overrated. Combs are where it's at.
Jaxfirebus Going to die from On the bus Relationship Status: Non-Canon
Going to die
Jan 9th 2019 at 12:37:25 PM

Goofus does parkour at OTHERS risk.

Gallant ensures that his sentences are properly spelled, and punctuated.

Crap... why'd i let HIM drive?!
CyberController Cute girl plus bad driver=zombie idol. Relationship Status: I don't mind being locked in this eternal maze!
Cute girl plus bad driver=zombie idol.
Jan 9th 2019 at 12:41:16 PM

goofus's writin cn barly b understod as englsih.

Gallant runs his social media website well, getting rid of spammers and trolls.

Even if we're dead, we'll make our dreams come true...
dutchguy1986 from Somewhere in the universe. Relationship Status: In bed with a green-skinned space babe
Jan 9th 2019 at 1:13:27 PM

Goofus blocks everyone except spammers and trolls.

Gallant runs a group of Neighbourhood-Friendly Gangsters

CustardAndPie This Is Gonna Suck from 'Scansin, don'cha knoow? Relationship Status: Dancing with myself
Jan 9th 2019 at 2:43:07 PM

Goofus runs the goddamn mafia.

Gallant suppresses his urge to yell at the barista for spelling his name incorrectly.

Roses are red Violets are blue Unregistered Hypercam 2
DatLonerGirl Danger Dame from a top secret place Relationship Status: Chocolate!
Danger Dame
Jan 9th 2019 at 3:02:37 PM

Goofus strangles the barista for spelling his name "Doofus."

Gallant bought a new ice cream cone for a kid that dropped theirs.

Edited by DatLonerGirl on Jan 9th 2019 at 5:03:08 AM

Writer, or something.
WillyFourEyes ...with powers comparable to Wonder Boy from High Above the Mucky-Muck
...with powers comparable to Wonder Boy
Jan 9th 2019 at 4:02:09 PM

Goofus buys the ice cream, but forgets the cone and makes the kid lick it out of his hands.

Gallant carries the team on his back.

"My wisdom is both a blessing and a curse." - Jesus "Soos" Alzamirano Ramirez, Gravity Falls
lewattoo The power of Fluffy Boys shines within you from Planet Auguste Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
The power of Fluffy Boys shines within you
Jan 9th 2019 at 7:21:30 PM

Goofus kicks the team off a cliff, ThreeHundred style.

Gallant makes sure his deliveries are on time and go to the correct locations.

If you had just acted nice to it in the first place, we could have avoided that entire battle...
atimnie The Video Guy from Chicago Relationship Status: Can't buy me love
The Video Guy
Jan 10th 2019 at 7:28:43 AM

Goofus makes deliveries directly to the sewer.

Gallant only drinks socially, and in moderation.

And you run and you run to catch up with the sun, but it's sinking, and racing around to come up behind you again
DatLonerGirl Danger Dame from a top secret place Relationship Status: Chocolate!
Danger Dame
Jan 10th 2019 at 8:52:08 AM

Goofus only cheap crappy vodka in his apartment, the moldering pizza boxes and empty bottles his only company, wishing he could cry but realizing that he feels too weary to do so, hoping that if he can just drink enough he'll be rid of the dull ache in his heart forever.

Ahem.

Gallant heads over to Goofus' apartment to cheer him up.

Writer, or something.
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