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DatLonerGirl precious broccolis from a top secret place Relationship Status: Chocolate!
precious broccolis
Jan 9th 2019 at 10:06:59 AM

Goofus only makes penis monsters in Spore.

Gallant catches a record-breaking fish and wins the fishing competition.

Writer, or something.
Weirdguy149 The Dead Man from The Flying Dutchman Relationship Status: I'd jump in front of a train for ya!
The Dead Man
Jan 9th 2019 at 10:14:37 AM

Goofus catches nothing but old boots and wins nothing but a bill from the sewage company.

Gallant parkours at his own risk.

Do you fear death?
Jaxfirebus Going to die from On the bus Relationship Status: Non-Canon
Going to die
Jan 9th 2019 at 12:37:25 PM

Goofus does parkour at OTHERS risk.

Gallant ensures that his sentences are properly spelled, and punctuated.

Crap... why'd i let HIM drive?!
CyberController Cute goth girl Relationship Status: I don't mind being locked in this eternal maze!
Cute goth girl
Jan 9th 2019 at 12:41:16 PM

goofus's writin cn barly b understod as englsih.

Gallant runs his social media website well, getting rid of spammers and trolls.

Even if we're dead, we'll make our dreams come true...
dutchguy1986 from Somewhere in the universe. Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
Jan 9th 2019 at 1:13:27 PM

Goofus blocks everyone except spammers and trolls.

Gallant runs a group of Neighbourhood-Friendly Gangsters

CustardAndPie Fuck dis I'mma move-it move-it outta here from 'Scansin, don'cha knoow? Relationship Status: Dancing with myself
Fuck dis I'mma move-it move-it outta here
Jan 9th 2019 at 2:43:07 PM

Goofus runs the goddamn mafia.

Gallant suppresses his urge to yell at the barista for spelling his name incorrectly.

Roses are red Violets are blue Unregistered Hypercam 2
DatLonerGirl precious broccolis from a top secret place Relationship Status: Chocolate!
precious broccolis
Jan 9th 2019 at 3:02:37 PM

Goofus strangles the barista for spelling his name "Doofus."

Gallant bought a new ice cream cone for a kid that dropped theirs.

Edited by DatLonerGirl on Jan 9th 2019 at 5:03:08 AM

Writer, or something.
WillyFourEyes Skull Kid from some Netherworld Relationship Status: In another castle
Skull Kid
Jan 9th 2019 at 4:02:09 PM

Goofus buys the ice cream, but forgets the cone and makes the kid lick it out of his hands.

Gallant carries the team on his back.

"I'll be honest with you...we're just throwing science at a wall here to see what sticks."
lewattoo Enfant Fatalle from Planet Auguste Relationship Status: Maxing my social links
Enfant Fatalle
Jan 9th 2019 at 7:21:30 PM

Goofus kicks the team off a cliff, ThreeHundred style.

Gallant makes sure his deliveries are on time and go to the correct locations.

Little girl have stolen precious hourglasses. Mafia have three days to solve case. Oh Where In Time Is Hat Kid?
atimnie The Video Guy from Chicago Relationship Status: Can't buy me love
The Video Guy
Jan 10th 2019 at 7:28:43 AM

Goofus makes deliveries directly to the sewer.

Gallant only drinks socially, and in moderation.

And you run and you run to catch up with the sun, but it's sinking, and racing around to come up behind you again
DatLonerGirl precious broccolis from a top secret place Relationship Status: Chocolate!
precious broccolis
Jan 10th 2019 at 8:52:08 AM

Goofus only cheap crappy vodka in his apartment, the moldering pizza boxes and empty bottles his only company, wishing he could cry but realizing that he feels too weary to do so, hoping that if he can just drink enough he'll be rid of the dull ache in his heart forever.

Ahem.

Gallant heads over to Goofus' apartment to cheer him up.

Writer, or something.
apocalemur Strepsirrhine of DOOM! from Right here Relationship Status: Seeking boyfriend-free girl
Strepsirrhine of DOOM!
Feb 1st 2019 at 12:20:22 PM

Goofus once visited Gallant for a party, and ended up damaging the door in a vodka-fueled bender to the point where the latch won't disengage. Goofus then paid off the superintendent to pretend nothing happened, so now the only way in or out of Gallant's apartment is through the bathroom window. Gallant lives on the ninth floor.

Gallant shovels elderly people's driveways when it snows.

Tidesson Son of the staves of time
atimnie The Video Guy from Chicago Relationship Status: Can't buy me love
The Video Guy
Feb 1st 2019 at 1:51:15 PM

Goofus throws water on the elderly's porch steps.

Gallant loves dogs, but has to settle for rats, gerbils, and hamsters since he lives in an apartment that doesn't allow dogs.

And you run and you run to catch up with the sun, but it's sinking, and racing around to come up behind you again
Superjohn Sliver Fang from Illinois Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Sliver Fang
Feb 1st 2019 at 4:31:05 PM

Goofus decided to kill the owner out of anger.

Gallant always make sure he's stocked up for a boss fight and levels up.

"You... STUPID DISCIPLE! You took your strength on the wrong path."
TheBlueHour No one from The 18th Hell Dimension Relationship Status: Browsing the selection
No one
Feb 1st 2019 at 5:08:37 PM

Goofus is the boss. The first and easiest one.

Gallant is leader of The Kingdom.

Edited by TheBlueHour on Feb 1st 2019 at 5:08:51 AM

I have no signature. You're hallucinating this.
Emperor_Ing Absolute Pain from Sky Temple, Dark Aether Relationship Status: Showing feelings of an almost human nature
Absolute Pain
Feb 1st 2019 at 5:31:05 PM

Goofus spends his kingdom's entire budget on saw blades.

Gallant obeys the laws of the cosmos.

Ravager, Fishron, Plaguebringer. All three are hard as hell. All three are in my way. All three have to die.
atimnie The Video Guy from Chicago Relationship Status: Can't buy me love
The Video Guy
Feb 1st 2019 at 6:27:28 PM

Goofus breaks every law he can, and creates new ones just to break them.

Gallant is sometimes sarcastic in forum posts, but always makes sure that his sarcasm is obvious, and not to be taken seriously or literally.

And you run and you run to catch up with the sun, but it's sinking, and racing around to come up behind you again
dutchguy1986 from Somewhere in the universe. Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
Feb 3rd 2019 at 1:26:30 PM

Goofus deliberately makes it impossible to tell when he is or isn't being sarcastic.

Gallant doesn't necro threads, no matter how much he likes them.

Playing_with_boy Not evil. from pg. 666 Relationship Status: Squeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Not evil.
Feb 3rd 2019 at 1:43:00 PM

Goofus necro'd an 8-year dead thread, called "FIND THE NEXT TROPER. IRL."

Gallant, when in the Superbowl, does not punch the opposing team.

   Totally not suitable for the tweens and kiddos.   
TheBlueHour No one from The 18th Hell Dimension Relationship Status: Browsing the selection
No one
Feb 3rd 2019 at 3:19:20 PM

But Goofus does!

Gallant is a firefighter.

I have no signature. You're hallucinating this.
Playing_with_boy Not evil. from pg. 666 Relationship Status: Squeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Not evil.
Feb 3rd 2019 at 3:21:32 PM

Gallant is a fire fighter.

He fights for fires.

Gallant does not make terrible political memes.

   Totally not suitable for the tweens and kiddos.   
atimnie The Video Guy from Chicago Relationship Status: Can't buy me love
The Video Guy
Feb 4th 2019 at 12:38:32 AM

Goofus is a terrible political meme.

Gallant already has his Valentines Day all planned out.

Edited by atimnie on Feb 4th 2019 at 2:41:02 PM

And you run and you run to catch up with the sun, but it's sinking, and racing around to come up behind you again
CyberController Cute goth girl Relationship Status: I don't mind being locked in this eternal maze!
Cute goth girl
Feb 5th 2019 at 8:37:59 AM

Goofus's Valentines day is to stalk that hot girl he knows he has no chance with.

Gallant understands good web design.

Even if we're dead, we'll make our dreams come true...
WillyFourEyes Skull Kid from some Netherworld Relationship Status: In another castle
Skull Kid
Feb 5th 2019 at 9:40:36 AM

Goofus still believes Ain't It Cool News is the pinnacle of website design.

Gallant is careful not to provoke the mob.

"I'll be honest with you...we're just throwing science at a wall here to see what sticks."
Emperor_Ing Absolute Pain from Sky Temple, Dark Aether Relationship Status: Showing feelings of an almost human nature
Absolute Pain
Feb 5th 2019 at 9:41:59 AM

Goofus intentionally provokes every mob he meets.

Gallant makes good puzzles when designing dungeons.

Ravager, Fishron, Plaguebringer. All three are hard as hell. All three are in my way. All three have to die.

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