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Goofus only makes penis monsters in Spore.
Gallant catches a record-breaking fish and wins the fishing competition.
Goofus catches nothing but old boots and wins nothing but a bill from the sewage company.
Gallant parkours at his own risk.
Goofus does parkour at OTHERS risk.
Gallant ensures that his sentences are properly spelled, and punctuated.
goofus's writin cn barly b understod as englsih.
Gallant runs his social media website well, getting rid of spammers and trolls.
Goofus blocks everyone except spammers and trolls.
Gallant runs a group of Neighbourhood-Friendly Gangsters
Goofus runs the goddamn mafia.
Gallant suppresses his urge to yell at the barista for spelling his name incorrectly.
Goofus strangles the barista for spelling his name "Doofus."
Gallant bought a new ice cream cone for a kid that dropped theirs.
Edited by DatLonerGirl on Jan 9th 2019 at 5:03:08 AM
Goofus buys the ice cream, but forgets the cone and makes the kid lick it out of his hands.
Gallant carries the team on his back.
Goofus kicks the team off a cliff, ThreeHundred style.
Gallant makes sure his deliveries are on time and go to the correct locations.
Goofus makes deliveries directly to the sewer.
Gallant only drinks socially, and in moderation.
Goofus only cheap crappy vodka in his apartment, the moldering pizza boxes and empty bottles his only company, wishing he could cry but realizing that he feels too weary to do so, hoping that if he can just drink enough he'll be rid of the dull ache in his heart forever.
Gallant heads over to Goofus' apartment to cheer him up.
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