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lightdarkhero250 Quad Optometrist from Somewhere Since: Oct, 2009 Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
#201: Jul 17th 2010 at 9:08:56 PM

Now that you have finally made it to your ALCHEMITER, what shall you make?

>Combine TELESCOPE and FIBER OPTIC SWITCH LENS

Combined, you have now gave it a new FUNCTION: ZOOM. You can zoom in as far as you want to on this setting!

>COMBINE ADULTS' GREY LAB COAT with RIPPED-UP LAB COAT

You combine your old LAB COAT with the DOC'S to form the DULL SCIENTIST'S LAB-COAT. Although it's pretty boring, it's still better than your old attire.

>COMBINE WHITE EYE T TECH SHIRT with BLACK EYED T'S SHIRT

Combined, you now have the EYE WHITES BLACK TEE. Which you of course wear.

Now that you're done with the kiddy stuff, time to get serious.

>COMBINE THEORIES OF PREPULSION with EVERY-DAY BLACK LOAFERS

You have made the BLACK LOAFERS OF PREPULSION. This doubles the strength of your leap, Yet allows you to land with the grace of a cat whenever the come in contact with a surface. These would've been much handier when you were being used as a baseball by the GICLOPS, but at least you got them now. You might even be able to reach the gate, though you are not ready to go just yet.

>COMBINE THEORIES OF PERCEPTION with FIBER OPTIC SWITCH LENS

This dosen't change it all that much, but boosts the clarity of sight through all lenses, and allows you to detect things faster than before. Now...it's time to make what you have been trying to for a while.

>Combine IMPS' EYE, OGRES' EYE, and GICLOPS' EYE with FIBER OPTIC SWITCH LENS.

Finally. You feel as if an absurd amount of tension has lifted itself. You have made the FIBER OPTIC LENS of DOOM. Or, F.O.L.D. for short. All FUNCTIONS have been GREATLY IMPROVED UPON. And you get one new FUNCTION: VIEW. That's strange...you can always view...what's the point of this?

>TEST OUT FUNCTION: VIEW.

You switch to view. You wish you hadn't. You suddenly see many visions of DOOM and DESTRUCTION so fast it's frying your brain. The only thing you can concieve for now is two colors. BLACK and WHITE.

>SHORT-CIRCUIT.

Your mind can't comprehend all of this. You feel the world fizzle away as your body falls back.

>DREAMSELF: WAKE UP

I'm a ghost, you didn't see me.
Ezekiel Since: Jan, 2001
#202: Jul 17th 2010 at 9:40:17 PM

>Adrian: Wake up.

You are already awake!

>Look.

Okay, so, you're here... um, look, there's really nothing surprising about this place. I mean, it's kind of dark, I guess...?

>Find a friend.

You yourself just woke up; all your friends are still asleep, except for Whitney.

That is to say, YOU are awake, but the person who writes these commands is about to collapse. How about taking a break for a while?

edited 17th Jul '10 9:43:02 PM by Ezekiel

rumetzen Since: Jan, 2010
#203: Jul 17th 2010 at 9:45:48 PM

> Sense presence
Has someone just woke up? Maybe you should check it out.

> Meet Bill
You fly to bills tower.

> Have a sick dance party with Bill
You wouldn't believe how sick this dance party is. So. Sick.

lightdarkhero250 Quad Optometrist from Somewhere Since: Oct, 2009 Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
#204: Jul 17th 2010 at 9:53:30 PM

Whitney just flew into your room, what do you do?

>JOIN IN on SICK DANCE PARTY.

Hurrah! You dance to some sick beats. You don't know why.

>Look Through window.

You look through the window and see that your in a tower in a large purplish place.

>Notice you can see color.

You just noticed you can see COLOR! This is the best place ever! So much you gotta dance some more!

I'm a ghost, you didn't see me.
ChrisisCraziest Indomitable from Bountiful, Utah Since: Feb, 2010
Indomitable
#205: Jul 17th 2010 at 10:41:11 PM

> Wayne: Work on Parachute

You spend hours and hours working on it. You can get pretty wrapped up in this sorta thing. You debated briefly about how to design it, but in the end, you opted for a relatively simple all white background, with a kickass flaming skull in the middle. Then you added some pointy anime shades for the lulz. It's coming along quite nicely, you're almost halfway done!

> Take a Break

Come to think of it, you haven't even looked outside since you first entered. You've just been so busy!

Anyway, you glance out the window, but all you can see is stars, just like out the back. You walk over to the front door and open it, look out of there. Same story. You hold on to the doorjamb and lean out a little to look under the house, but it's still just stars. It's... a little concerning, actually, having nothing supporting the house. You wonder what's supporting the house here. And making the gravity.

> Experiment!

You opt to do some experimenting. Figure out a bit more about your new home here in space.

First order of business is... to look under the house. Yeah! You root around in the knickknack stacks until you find some rope (over a thousand feet of high grade climbing rope. Why does your father buy this stuff?), a flashlight, and an old video recorder. This doesn't actually take that long, surprisingly.

You lash it all together, turn the recorder on, brace yourself, and toss it out the door. It lands on nothing and the camcorder shatters! What the hell.

Upon inspection, you find that there is actually ground out there, you just can't see it. Upon further experimentation, stomping on it and smacking it and such, you determine that it's glass. Invisible, perfectly translucent glass. Even when you chip it, you can't see anything. So weird!

For your next experiment, since you're juuuuuuuust a little wary of walking around on something you can't see, you find one of those glowing bouncy balls, tie it to the rope, and toss it out the door. It bounces a couple times, then plummets over an edge. You watch it fall for a couple seconds, then pull it back in. Pretty awesome, having an invisible bottomless pit around your house. If it wasn't so beautiful, you might even dislike it.

Then you look for some paint, once again finding some in a remarkably short amount of time. You take some, and... ok, good. You can see the ground when you paint it. So you can at least like, mark where it's safe, if you ever go out there. Good to know.

Anyway, you get tired of experimenting and go back into the study, giving ol' Zedinsprite a thumbs up, which he responds to with a brisk nod. Good ol' Zedin, always in control.

Then you get back to work on the parachute. Yeah!!!!!!!!

Do or do not, there is no try.
Katrika Since: Jul, 2009
#206: Jul 18th 2010 at 4:38:07 AM

>Jane: Dream

Oh, it's this place again. You suppose you should explore, or something.

>Wake up

You wake up in your bedroom, surrounded by imps. Goddammit.

>Take out imps.

Nobody goes in your room but you. Anf Mr. Kittysprite you guess.

>Bother Ron

You bug your friend Ron. Seems he hasn't had any strange dreams, and he's still having trouble working out who to connect with. You wish you could help him-

>Get pestered

You answer your chum. During the course of the conversation, you work out the connection order and talk about your dream.

>Inform Ron

Information has been shared!

>Check for information on mom and bro

It seems they've arrived on the island, along with a bunch of other people. You don't want mom to know you're watching. Not yet. Not until you figure out this conspiracy.

>Identify young woman with guitar.

Identified.

You knew there was a conspiracy. You knew it.

>Talk to mom.

Your mom doesn't give you any time to talk. She says only that she'll explain everything later but right now, you're going to need to stop using the cameras. Goddamit. You were this close to getting some answers.

edited 18th Jul '10 12:13:15 PM by Katrika

"You fail to grasp the basic principles of mad science. Common sense would be cheating." - Narbonic
Teebert kingslayer from boxcar's noggin Since: Sep, 2009
kingslayer
#207: Jul 18th 2010 at 12:34:52 PM

> Alchemize some new stuff before going out and kicking giclops ass.

Sound idea. You need as much cool stuff as possible for this. Wait, what's this? Oh, its the Sburb server thingy. Seems someone's on that needs a server connection.

You don't have time for this shit. Wait, no, you do have time for this. They could get crushed by meteors.

>Start server connection.

Done.

>Pester cC

|SHOW PESTERLOG|

Dammit, this client-server connection shit is confusing. You abort the server connection with cC.

>Resume alchemizing.

You go to your closet and start rummaging around until you find the SPRINGBOARD. This was an experiment between you and Adrian to see how well replacing a skateboard's wheels with springs would work. It didn't work well at all. But now you have the magic of SBURB on your side. You rip the springs off the bottom of the board and captchalogue them.

>Combine Steppin' Razors with springs.

You get the BOUNCIN' RAZORS. They're pretty much the Steppin' Razors, except you can bounce really high when you want.

=> Rummage through Granddad's tools.

You go into the garage and start looking through Granddad's tools until you find something that looks promising. Hammer? No, combining it with a pizza slicer wouldn't result in much. Saw? You've already got the Windcutter, so no. Drill?

...

This has possibilities. You captchalogue the drill. Then you use your HU Die to find a Gurren Lagann picture online, then print it off. You collect the image from the printer, then run off to alchemize something awesome.

>Combine drill, Windcutter, and Gurren Lagann picture.

The resulting item costs an obscene amount of build grist and other materials. You aren't going to be building that for a long time.

edited 18th Jul '10 12:40:43 PM by Teebert

"Teebs is a total grump, but he's usually right." - NLK
Katrika Since: Jul, 2009
#208: Jul 18th 2010 at 1:24:14 PM

>Complain about mother to Whitney

The conversation quickly shifts to the topic of dreams. It seems she's been having strange dreams as well, only of a purple city instead of gold, where the people are black instead of white. This seems to confirm that the dreams mean something. You decide you'll try asking some of the people in your dreams what's going on.

>Take a nap

You station some of your weapon plushies around your room and go to sleep. You quickly find yourself in the other version of your room, the dream version. You peer out the window, then fly away.

>Search for a person

As you drift through the city, you see a shopkeeper opening up for the day (night? What time is it here, anyway?).

>Talk to him.

It could be a her, you really can't tell. But you promised Whitney you'd be careful. You're just watching for tonight.

>Watch for a bit, then wake up.

You decide to talk to your friends a little before going back to sleep.

edited 18th Jul '10 4:37:06 PM by Katrika

"You fail to grasp the basic principles of mad science. Common sense would be cheating." - Narbonic
AweStriker RM/8 from a moving point. Since: Jul, 2010
RM/8
#209: Jul 18th 2010 at 5:18:43 PM

>William: Enter Medium.

You finish entering the Medium, as detailed here.

Now to get some grist.

edited 18th Jul '10 5:57:34 PM by AweStriker

"Only now, after being besieged by a flock of talking ponies, did he really understand what he'd lost. "
Bocaj Funny but not helpful from Here or thereabouts (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: Pining for the fjords
Funny but not helpful
#210: Jul 18th 2010 at 5:30:29 PM

Some time ago... progressing to the present

>Wake up you fool

You were just resting your eyes, you swear!

>Pester Jane

We've already seen this conversation; don't waste time.

>Pester other friends

Fine. Pester aC about the first gate instead. Well, that got off track. Whatever.

See if cC has gotten the host/client thing sorted yet. Oh goddamn imps. How dare they try to get into your sanctified sanctum of safety.

>Do as you told your friend. Introduce them to Earth Wind and Fire.

You decide to try out the new guitar you alchemized. It looks like your STRUMMIN GUITAR carved out of rock. Including the strings. This thing is useless as a musical instrument but thankfully you're useless as a musician. Oh, and theres a fan set in the middle where the soundbox is supposed to be. You don't see where the fire comes in. Oh well.

>STRIFE

You open the door suddenly to surprise the imps beyond. Ugh, lifting this rock is a pain and swinging it is OHSHIT.

The fan comes on when you swing it, helping to propel the swing smack into the head of an Imp. At the moment of impact the guitar briefly ignites, adding third-degree burns to injury. And then shower of grist, weeeeeeeeeeeeee!

In a moment of adrenaline induced violence, you smash the rest of the imps and collect the grist-ly remains. Oh god, that was awesome! Oh god! Your arms are killing you. EARTH WIND AND FIRE hits like a brick but weighs accordingly. The fan boost helps but you're still exhausted. Unless you get something to boost your strength, you're going to stick to your stabuitars.

>Rest arms, bug sS

She appears to be asleep still, judging by what you can see on your Sburb screen.

>In a fit of pique, throw stuff at her head using Sburb

You almost do, picking up some random object in her room before becoming ashamed and letting it drop. She deserves her sleep. All of you do. You have plenty of grist for construction so you don't need to bother her.

>Fight an ogre

There are several on the roof. Maybe you'll go take a look and OH GOD YOU FORGOT HOW BIG THEY WERE. What the hell is your stupid little guitars going to do to that? You don't want to fight these things! sS almost died by getting overwhelmed by ogres and giclops. YOU almost died when you fought the imp hoard on the roof and those were just imps! How the hell are your friends just going out there and taking these things down is beyond you. Even if you do take out the ogres, giclops might start showing up. How far does this sorting algorithm of enemy enormity go? No. You'll just stay in your apartment and work on sS' building. Fight any imps that poke their head in. You may be too cautious to leave but all these apartments are still yours. All of them.

>Cry deeply, like a boss. Swallow sadness, like a boss.

What? You don't entertain the notion. Hold on, Jane is trying to talk to you.

>Retreat to Fortress of Solitude again

You reseal yourself into your room.

Forever liveblogging the Avengers
ChrisisCraziest Indomitable from Bountiful, Utah Since: Feb, 2010
Indomitable
#211: Jul 18th 2010 at 5:53:01 PM

> Wayne: Finish Parachute

You get pretty close, but eventually you get down to your last sheaf. You'll want to save that for copying later. No more paper smithing for you.

> Make Environment Less Hazardous

You rummage around a little until you find some spray paint, then carefully go outside and mark a pathway to the edge of the cliff. Now you can actually see where it is!

> Find Items to Alchemize

You have no grist, how can you alchemize? But anyway, you start looking for crap to use later. You find some more paint, a creepy as all hell doll, an entire box of discarded razorblades, a couple boxes of sordid literature, some sweet goggles, a plastic sword, an authentic viking helmet (complete with horns), and all sorts of other shit.

> Get Pestered by gC

You get pestered, and it also covers some shenanigans, like imps showing up and your second prototyping. You end up with a Valiant Knight Paper Dragon God Sprite. Woo! And the imps are stupid and invisible and creepy. Less awesome!

You go and try some good ol' fashioned diplomacy, yelling at the imps and gesticulating wildly, but nothing comes of it. Creepy fuckers just sit there without making a sound. You inform gC as such, then hear the labyrinth collapse. Probably killed an imp.

You quickly captchalogue everything you might want from the study, taking special care to grab the parachute, and set off.

> Locate Fallen Imp

You just wander around in the labyrinth for a while, occasionally stopping to check for any cool stuff you might find. You don't find any grist though. Just as you're starting to get annoyed...

Yeah, turns out the labyrinth didn't kill that imp. He totally jumps you, gets a wicked slash in before you know what's happening. It really hurts! Goddamn imp is SO DEAD.

> Aggrieve

You can't even see him! Although... yeah, there's actually a faint outline there. That's helpful. Apparently it was just the darkness that made them invisible.

The imp hits you again while you're thinking! GOD. DAMMIT. You lunge forward with your sword in an attempt to finish things in one mighty blow. The sword crumples and bends. Who knew that paper couldn't cut glass? Certainly not you.

But now your weapon is useless and GOD DAMMIT the imp hit you again. It is SO HARD to dodge with stupid walls in every direction. And the imp knows it! Smug little bastard. You just know that he'd be laughing if these ones made sound.

The imp attacks again. You try to dodge, and jump right into a tower of boxes! The entire corridor collapses. When the dust clears, you are unharmed, and the imp is nowhere to be seen. All that's left is... grist! Yeeeeeah. Good one, labyrinth. Nice teamwork. You almost feel yourself liking it at this point. Oh, and what's this?

Fuck yes, the labyrinth dropped an entire box of military grade surveillance equipment. You captchalogue all of it. You are now spy gear king.

Anyway, you pick it all up and head off to your room. It's time to do some alchemy.

Do or do not, there is no try.
AweStriker RM/8 from a moving point. Since: Jul, 2010
RM/8
#212: Jul 18th 2010 at 6:03:06 PM

William: Take blank book from library.

You keep a bunch of blank books on a shelf. Occasionally, you send one to your budding writer friend. You forget who that was.

You captchalogue one and note its code.

William: Realize you don't have a Punch Designix.

Oh, right. You forgot all about that.

William: Oh well, time for imp-slaying.

You go to town on the imps and get tons of grist.

edited 18th Jul '10 6:19:22 PM by AweStriker

"Only now, after being besieged by a flock of talking ponies, did he really understand what he'd lost. "
lightdarkhero250 Quad Optometrist from Somewhere Since: Oct, 2009 Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
#213: Jul 18th 2010 at 6:36:23 PM

>Realself: WAKE UP

You finally awaken with a terrible headache. You don't know if it's from the totally SICK DANCE PARTY you had in your dreams, or from the F.O.L.D. and it's visions....it sure wasn't called DOOM for nothing!

>Use FUNCTION: VIEW

NO WAY are you using that again! Or, at least not until you can clearify it's visions. But...there's no possible way for that to happen right? So therefore, you now conclude the FUNCTION: VIEW is now useless and therefore never ever gonna be used in the history of ever. Again.

>Get off of floor.

You get up and brush your new LAB-COAT off. You don't want that to get dirty now do you?

>ASCEND

You would if you didn't feel like complete and utter shit. After all that, you DEFINITELY don't want to be in anymore danger.

>Remember STORAGE ROOM downstairs

No. You are not going back down into that hell-hole until you're fully healed.

>Find GENTLEMONKEYSPRITE

Where'd that dang Sprite run off to this time? He sure has a knack for leaving when you need him most. You decide to just relax, though you cannot sleep.

>Pester gC

Might as well do some pestering while your at it.

Show Pesterlog

I'm a ghost, you didn't see me.
ChrisisCraziest Indomitable from Bountiful, Utah Since: Feb, 2010
Indomitable
#214: Jul 18th 2010 at 6:42:32 PM

> Alchemize

Ok, ok, but first things first. You totally want to try out all this awesome spy stuff. Firstly...

Ok, apparently this one makes you blind. And this one. And

Turns out they're all broken. Every single one. Which would explain how father got a hold of them. You were kinda wondering about that. Stupid you, thinking you'd get something this awesome out of the labyrinth.

Well, let's start combining shit. You think you understand how it works.

> Combine Laptop and Sweet Goggles

Your laptop is broken, but hopefully you still get something useful. And... nope. You get the SHATTERED GOGGLETOP. This thing is completely useless. Ugh.

> Combine Sweet Goggles and Spy Gear

You pick out the best looking infrared piece, and

God dammit. Nope, CRACKED SPYGGLES. Spyggles? What the hell. Well, you've wasted enough grist. You'll just have to use alternative methods to see the imps for now. You need a weapon more than anything right now. Lessee, what've we got to work with here?

> Copy Sheaf of Paper

Might as well do this, while we're thinking about it.

> Combine Sheaf of Paper with Chunk of Metal

You found a little chunk of metal, dunno what kind. Combining it yields STEEL FOIL. You try allocating it to your strife specibus and... nope. No good. Hmm.

> Combine Steel Foil with Sheet of Tissue Paper

You get TISSUE FOIL. It crumbles in your hands. Huh. Maybe you're using the wrong approach here. You spend a little time folding yourself another sword.

> Combine Origami Sword with Glue

It comes out a soggy mess! This is stupid too. Maybe you just need better paper somehow. Man, this is annoying. You shoulda gone with a useful strife specibus, like riflekind. Blah.

Man, whatever. You're just gonna go back to the study and ask for help. This was a total waste of time!

Do or do not, there is no try.
Bocaj Funny but not helpful from Here or thereabouts (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: Pining for the fjords
Funny but not helpful
#215: Jul 18th 2010 at 6:46:22 PM

>Pester aA at an earlier time

How about right after she gets into the Medium? You'll just chill in your Fortress of Chillitude for a while you guess. But later...

>Get trolled

That's a weird command. Wait, who's this guy?

That was weird and you don't entirely know what to think about it.

>Get pestered by qO

You're all over that. But anyone reading will have already seen that conversation. For the record, your status is not opposite day. What a weird thing to think.

You are cautiously holding a perimeter. That's all. Geez.

>Get pestered by aA and aP

Either someone is playing silly buggers or something weird(er) is going on. Back to cautious perimeter holding. ARRRGH. Damn imps always banging on the walls. It makes you want to rock them like a hurricane.

edited 18th Jul '10 6:55:15 PM by Bocaj

Forever liveblogging the Avengers
AweStriker RM/8 from a moving point. Since: Jul, 2010
RM/8
#216: Jul 18th 2010 at 6:54:53 PM

>William: Be trolled

Wait, what?

Oh. You add sproutingDreams to your TROLLSLUM, which until now was EMPTY.

>William: Ask gC about that thing.

You do so. You'll need to get Trimmer to place a PUNCH DESIGNIX.

> William: Ask gT to deploy designix.

Almost easier done than said. You also promise not to bother her until she enters the Medium.

edited 18th Jul '10 7:02:07 PM by AweStriker

"Only now, after being besieged by a flock of talking ponies, did he really understand what he'd lost. "
Teebert kingslayer from boxcar's noggin Since: Sep, 2009
kingslayer
#217: Jul 18th 2010 at 7:05:04 PM

>Radon: Commence asskicking.

Enough of this dicking around with the alchemiter. Time to fuck some imps' shit up.

You head upstairs to the kitchen. An imp stands on top of the counter. Sucks to be him. You swing the Windcutter, cutting cleanly through his middle, and the gristsplosion ensues. You quickly gather it up, then head out the door.

=>

You start running towards one of the crystal tower pyramid things you saw earlier, but a different one from the fist time.

As you run, you finally come up with a name for your slicers-on-a-string. The RIPCORDS.

Not the best name, you know, but it doesn't really matter.

=>

You see a cluster of imps, about ten in number.

>AGGRESS

You pull out your two Ripcords. With a flick of your wrists, you send the long-range life-enders into the imps' group. They each wrap around two imps legs. A quick tug outwards and the blades cut through their legs, turning the little monstrosities into grist. You quickly retract the Ripcords, then jump, sending yourself high into the air. You send the Ripcords out again as you reach your leap's zenith. The blades slice through the heads of two more imps. You neatly retract them as you come down. You land with both feet on an imp, who vanishes from under you. You use your remaining energy from the fall to pitch forwards, raising yourself onto your head and hands, then start doing a headspin. You are sure it would look ridiculously awesome, doing a headspin and cutting into imps with your bladed footwear. The imps explode. You lose your balance and fall forward. Hm. You'll have to work on coming out of a headspin better.

>Collect grist.

Oh yeah, baby.

>Realize Bassprite isn't with you.

Good. The motherfucker is downright annoying. If he's not with you, its a good day.

>Hunt down bigger enemies.

That's right. You've got to kill ogres and giclops, not imps. Imps don't count. Not anymore.

You start running again towards the pyramid thing. It seems like these abominations are attracted towards them.

You see a pair of ogres near the base of the pyramid.

>AGGRESS

You break into a full-on sprint. You need to get some momentum for this. Once you reach what you believe is the right distance, you leap forward. The Bouncin' Razors send you practically flying. You pull out the Windcutter and activate it as you start yourself spinning in the air towards the first ogre. You see it, in flashes, growing larger at an incredible rate as you draw closer to it. You smirk. This could be quite messy.

You slam into its chest. The cutting power of your weapon and your momentum carry you farther forward, until you shoot out the back of the ogre, a second before it explodes.

Fucking. Awesome.

The other ogre, engraged by the loss of its partner, turns to you and raises its foot, ready to flatten you. You raise the Windcutter above your head, keeping your finger on the button. The ogre's foot shoots down towards you. The Windcutter tears into it, and the foot splits, its two halves smashing into the ground on both sides of you. The ogre howls in pain. You let go of the Windcutter with your right arm, which you swing out to your side as you activate the Hidden Pizza Slicer. The blade cuts into the open foot half, and the ogre's roar suddenly raises in pitch. Serves the bastard right.

You withdraw your blade and jump. The Bouncin' Razors carry you up and over the ogre's head, and you land on its back, right behind the neck. These monsters' slouched posture is a godsend. You turn around as you pull out the Ripcords, then send them flying out and around the beast's neck. Each Ripcord loops around twice, before the blades dig into the sides of the beast's neck. You pull on the handles, tightening the wires, then press the retract buttons, tightening the wires even further. The ogre falters, then pitches forward, exploding into grist as its body hits the ground. You land lightly on your feet and retract the Ripcords.

You almost feel proud of yourself. But then you remember Jane took on three of these things at once. Your eyes narrow. You can do better than this. Much better.

edited 18th Jul '10 7:22:16 PM by Teebert

"Teebs is a total grump, but he's usually right." - NLK
lightdarkhero250 Quad Optometrist from Somewhere Since: Oct, 2009 Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
#218: Jul 18th 2010 at 7:11:40 PM

Well...now that you're done pestering that chum, you easily get pestered by another.

>Get Pestered by gA

Show Pesterlog

Imps are child's play for you. You immediately come upon a poor Imp just minding his own business on the stairs...

>Warn him about stairs

As The imp's screaming in pain, you warn it about the stairs. It then of course stumbles around, and ends up falling. You warned him about the stairs Bro.

>Get Back to gA

You return with a captchologued eye and a code.

Show Pesterlog

I'm a ghost, you didn't see me.
AweStriker RM/8 from a moving point. Since: Jul, 2010
RM/8
#219: Jul 18th 2010 at 7:16:22 PM

>William: Answer GA.

Oh, no. It turns out he just wants magic books.

>William: Break into Father's game vault.

Much easier said than done... if it weren't for the fact you had the combination.

>William: Combine Yggdra Union: We'll Never Fight Alone and blank book.

You make THE REVELATION OF THE GODS  *

. You think you'll keep this one to yourself, just from the name.

>William: Combine them the other way.

You make a novel based on Yggdra Union. Oh well, you guess not everything will turn out to be useful.

>William: Combine Fire Emblem and blank book.

You make a basic FIRE TOME. Maybe you need to find one of those "roguelikes" Father mentions occasionally.

>William: Try a different book.

This one makes a LIGHTNING TOME instead. Huh. Despite its name, it unleashes light, not lightning.

>William: Burn a CD with all the roguelikes on it.

This will take some time.

edited 18th Jul '10 7:37:32 PM by AweStriker

"Only now, after being besieged by a flock of talking ponies, did he really understand what he'd lost. "
Katrika Since: Jul, 2009
#220: Jul 18th 2010 at 7:20:27 PM

>Jane: Befriend a troll

You do so. This girl seems pretty cool, if quite a bit cryptic. At least you know more now then you did before. You add serpentsdisciple to your Trollslum.

>Deal with ogres

Time to get back to the grind, you suppose. Fight fight, grist grist, dream dream...

edited 18th Jul '10 7:35:48 PM by Katrika

"You fail to grasp the basic principles of mad science. Common sense would be cheating." - Narbonic
ChrisisCraziest Indomitable from Bountiful, Utah Since: Feb, 2010
Indomitable
#221: Jul 18th 2010 at 7:39:50 PM

> Wayne: Back to the Room You Go You pester gC a little first, then you're off. You start alchemizing some more with your new codes when you arrive.

> Make Phone

You make a phone. It's still logged in as gC! Being the good friend you are, you briefly entertain thoughts of screwed with people's heads. But end up abstaining, because really, things are weird enough without people stealing each others identities. You talk to gC a little more. You seem to talk to him a lot lately.

> Combine Imp Eye and Goggles

...You don't have enough grist. Well, I guess you only killed one. Awesome.

> Fold New Weapon

You use all of your considerable folding expertise to make your self a morning star. WITH A ROCK IN THE MIDDLE. One that won't get ruined when you smack something with it, hopefully. Now, off to find some imps.

edited 18th Jul '10 7:49:57 PM by ChrisisCraziest

Do or do not, there is no try.
Ezekiel Since: Jan, 2001
#222: Jul 18th 2010 at 8:00:25 PM

>Adrian: Wake up. For real this time.

You wake up, for real this time.

You're in your bed. Was it All Just a Dream?

No. No it wasn't. And here's the proof.

Show Spritelog.

Hang on, people are pestering you...

>Answer unknown pesterer.

Show Pesterlog.

>Answer chum.

Show Pesterlog.

What does any of this even mean?

AweStriker RM/8 from a moving point. Since: Jul, 2010
RM/8
#223: Jul 18th 2010 at 8:03:14 PM

>William: Combine soccer ball and Fire tome.

You create the Fireball tome. Figures.

>William: Do it the other way.

You create... what the?! That thing's ridiculously expensive!! You don't create it because you don't have enough grist.

>William: Combine Iji and blank book.

Looks like you got a book about Nanotechnology. Ugh. You think you'll read this one later though.

"Only now, after being besieged by a flock of talking ponies, did he really understand what he'd lost. "
Bocaj Funny but not helpful from Here or thereabouts (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: Pining for the fjords
Funny but not helpful
#224: Jul 18th 2010 at 8:14:13 PM

>Alchemize

You have some ideas, you have some new stuff, and you are going to goddamn make like your pesterchum name and cut some fucking knots! Not hiding.

You combine BOOK CONCERNING PSYCHICS with PESTERGOGGLES. You get RAZ's GOGGLES. Congratulations, you can mentally link with the pestering on the goggles so you don't have to do any of this blinking and staring controlled typing anymore. Awesome.

You combine BOOK CONCERNING PSYCHICS with STRUMMIN GUITAR. You get GELLER'S GUITAR. Its awesomely useless. As a guitar and as a weapon; all bent and twisted like that. Neat to look at though.

You combine GAS MASK THAT WAS TOTALLY MENTIONED IN A PREVIOUS PESTERLOG SO THEREFORE YOU OWN ONE (or GAS MASK for short) and BOOK CONCERNING PSYCHICS. You get MANTIS MASK. It filters telepathy so that you don't get overwhelmed by all the thinking. But you aren't telepathic. Also useless.

You combine LORD OF THE RINGS with HOODY FROM CLOSET. You get MITHRIL HOODY. This thing looks a bit too Ren Fair though. Lame. You are far too distinguished for Ren Fairs even though you go sometimes to get new hats. Hold up? Hoody? You have an awesome idea thats not lame at all.

You combine MITHRIL HOODY and FLCL DVDS and get FURI KUTHRIL HOODY. Oh god yes. Armor and a reference to one of the greatest WEIRD JAPANESE THINGS? The only way this could get better is if it had some kind of flaming skull in sunglasses decal on it. You have an idea for one last thing. But you'll need help.

>Pester qO

He'll help but its only fair to reciprocate.

>The eyes have it

Oh god, this is going to be gross. You isolate an imp that is fucking around in your sister's room. You sneak up behind him, much like a ninja. Your HURLTARS are small enough and sharp enough to OH GOD look at all that ichor. You feel kind of sick actually. You finish it off with a slash across the throat. SOYLENT GRIST IS MADE OF IMPLE.

You get the code for qO.

>Finish alchemizing

You combine SANDALS and RANDOM PROPULSION PAPER. You get the PROPULSION SANDALS. If qO is right these should give you catlike reflexes and crazy jump. Like holding a button on the second controller while playing Megaman.

>Vomit

Gladly.

Forever liveblogging the Avengers
lightdarkhero250 Quad Optometrist from Somewhere Since: Oct, 2009 Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
#225: Jul 18th 2010 at 8:25:22 PM

>Be bored.

You are. Gah....wait a chum is pestering you.

>Get pestered by gC

This is conversation you've already seen, so you have no need to archive it! Anyway...your gonna make that eye soon but first...

>Pester gA again

This is a conversation we haven't seen! Hurrah!

You thank gA for his awesome advice!

>Retrieve gC's IMPS' EYE

You use the Punch Designix and punch the code in, then do all that Totem Lathing and Alchemiting business.

Suddenly, you're pestered by gA again

Show Pesterlog

Hm...this stuff is starting to make more sense, but you'll need to talk to aP and see if she can find anything that you can use to help out gA.

edited 18th Jul '10 8:43:03 PM by lightdarkhero250

I'm a ghost, you didn't see me.

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