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Katrika Since: Jul, 2009
#626: Oct 19th 2010 at 4:37:56 PM

>Jane: Feel a little better.

Huh. You think you're getting over this sickness.

>Chill with Adrian.

She is the sane one.

"You fail to grasp the basic principles of mad science. Common sense would be cheating." - Narbonic
Bocaj Funny but not helpful from Here or thereabouts (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: Pining for the fjords
Funny but not helpful
#627: Oct 19th 2010 at 4:44:49 PM

>James: Take in some totally awesome bell tower

Its like what a wise man once said.

"I've got a fever and the only cure for it is more bell tower." - Abraham Lincoln.

Yes. You're pretty sure that he said that.

Oh, hey. Its Vanessa. You step down from your unflappable charming leader persona to have a talk with her player to player.

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Teebert kingslayer from boxcar's noggin Since: Sep, 2009
kingslayer
#628: Oct 19th 2010 at 5:51:39 PM

>Hey, kid. How're you holding up today?

Better than yesterday, you guess. You've actually been able to keep some food down, and your fever's gone, but the headache's just as strong as before.

>All things considered, I guess that's good. Could be worse.

No fucking kidding.

>Hey, kid, settle down a bit.

Fine.

>Answer that incoming pester, kid.

No. I'm ignoring it for a reason.

>Kid, answer it.

No.

>Answer the pester.

Fine.

"Lamedon"? Seriously? Okay, that's just pathetic. This boy needs lessons if he's going to try and insult people and expect it to be effective.

>Eesh. The kid's something of a brat.

No kidding.

"Teebs is a total grump, but he's usually right." - NLK
Ajbcool The Omnibot from Here, obviously. Since: Sep, 2009
The Omnibot
#629: Oct 19th 2010 at 6:03:46 PM

> Yuzuki: Get pestered by Jane

This is...refreshing. You knew you could always trust her. You're going to open up to her again, maybe have things be different...maybe Friedrich can help her see the way too. Hopefully.

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Ezekiel Since: Jan, 2001
#630: Oct 19th 2010 at 6:12:00 PM

>Adrian: Learn how it went.

Show Pesterlog

Okay. Well, it sounds like she's not worried.

Show Pesterlog

Katrika Since: Jul, 2009
#631: Oct 19th 2010 at 7:18:50 PM

>Jane: Shiver.

You guess you're not as better as you thought. But you've got s'mores!

"You fail to grasp the basic principles of mad science. Common sense would be cheating." - Narbonic
Bocaj Funny but not helpful from Here or thereabouts (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: Pining for the fjords
Funny but not helpful
#632: Oct 19th 2010 at 7:23:32 PM

>Bocaj: Continue the plot thread tantalizing hinted at by Ezekiel

Heh. Hahah. HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH.

>James: Get pestered by Adrian chum

We might have a small problem. Jesus on a pogo stick while posing for the cover of GameBro CHRIST. Its like Jane looks through her options and picks the one most likely to cause you stress.

>Get pestered by Jane.

You'll need some fortitude to deal with this. You relax against the crashed dirigible and start strumming on your STRUMMIN' GUITAR to relax. And then you answer.

Honestly, its not that she did a stupid, dangerous thing. Its just that you're getting a little inundated with all these crises. Leadership is a tricky beast. Like a three headed monkey.

>Go dress up Sarati like Jane.

Oh god.

edited 19th Oct '10 7:25:18 PM by Bocaj

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Ezekiel Since: Jan, 2001
#633: Oct 19th 2010 at 7:33:49 PM

>Adrian: Work through this.

You have now alerted Radon.

In retrospect you're not really sure why James thought Radon could help distract Ron in his condition. No time to think about that, though.

Show Pesterlog

You manage to get around technically committing to join his group, and get the information you need. You'd have tried asking him directly, but since he seemed willing to offer the information anyway, right now subtle gets you there faster.

You cannot hope to beat Adrian Welsh in a subtlety-off. She is simply the best there is.

You borrow Sarati's starfighter and fly off to the designated location.

>Sarati: Go get dressed up as Jane.

Okay, you were kind of joking about that but okay.

>Adrian: Land already.

In another place entirely...

edited 19th Oct '10 9:03:26 PM by Ezekiel

Teebert kingslayer from boxcar's noggin Since: Sep, 2009
kingslayer
#634: Oct 19th 2010 at 10:14:04 PM

>Radon: rest

You kinda just chill in Adrian Force One with the cockpit closed and stuff. Nice and warm.

Then James knocks on the window. Better see what he wants.

Hm. So anyways, he needs to keep Ron distracted until Jane gets back to prevent Ron from going Hulk on your asses. A valid concern. His solution: dress Sarati up as Jane. A valid solution.

You support your leader's decision whole-heartedly.

>Contact Sarati.

She's game for it, since it prevents Ron from flipping the fuck out.

>[S]: Makeover

You and James head to the alchemiter, and just about thirty seconds after you arrive, Sarati shows up. You and James make a point to look like you've been waiting there a while. Appearance is everything, after all.

First step: Makeup.

Sarati's gray. Jane's not. This needs remedied. So you flip through Jane's notebook, conveniently manage to find the codes for some foundation, then make it. A lot of it.

Sarati goes off to put the makeup on, and you and James then make some jeans and a mermaid T-Shirt for her. Making them takes all of about twenty seconds, so you spend the rest of the time waiting for Sarati to return talking about what else will need done. You both realize her hair will need trimmed. So you conspire to reveal that to her in an appropriately dramatic way.

Sarati comes back, and you hand her the clothes. She insta-changes into them. Then you and James reveal that she'll need a haircut. James holds up the scissors and snips them dramatically in the air. KEIKAKU DOORI.

You and he then each take a side, and meet in the back, then step back and admire your handiwork. Hmmmmm. You don't think Jane's hair was skewed like that. Buuuuuut, if you tilt your head a bit, it doesn't look that skewed. James then comes up with the idea to give Ron something to focus on that makes him tilt his head. He writes "This end up" on her forehead, complete with an arrow.

Brilliant. Simply brilliant.

The last step is to do something about her horns. You almost suggest filing them down, but decide she'd probably not be cool with that. James suggests a hat, and then you build off his suggestion and suggest a sombrero. Jane wore a sombrero once before.

You head off and alchemetize one. Unfortunately, when you start, you accidentally combine the code for some Dia de los Muertos stuff with the mermaid T-Shirt, instead of the sombrero and T-shirt. So you just alchemize the sombrero with the resulting skull-faced mermaid T-shirt, and get a sombrero with skull-faced mermaid designs on it. Good enough.

You head back, put the hat on Sarati, then you and James congratulate yourselves on a job well done. You tell Sarati to just hang out over by Ron and hope that he doesn't wake up before this mess is sorted out. But if he does...

Hm. He and Jane like their makeout sessions. This could present a problem...

Ah, a solution. You tell Sarati to just put up with it, and that James will provide her with ample recompense. You abscond before he can protest and do something like make you pay half.

"Teebs is a total grump, but he's usually right." - NLK
Katrika Since: Jul, 2009
#635: Oct 20th 2010 at 12:51:37 PM

>Jane: Wait.

Yuzuki falls asleep, and you take this time to fill in Adrian.

"You fail to grasp the basic principles of mad science. Common sense would be cheating." - Narbonic
MisterAlways Go away. from The Netherlands. Since: Jan, 2001
Go away.
#636: Oct 20th 2010 at 2:11:01 PM

>Ron: Awaken.

Oh look, Jane's here.

Smooches are had.

>BOY

What?

>BOY SHE IS AN IMPOSTOR

WHAT

Always touching and looking. Piss off.
lightdarkhero250 Quad Optometrist from Somewhere Since: Oct, 2009 Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
#637: Oct 20th 2010 at 3:38:14 PM

>Bill: End TOTALLY AWESOME OFF-SCREEN STRIFE-AGE

After a gruesome battle with the giant creature, you end up covered in ink, holding a giant eye, victorious in your conquest.

>Keep going.

Uh...where? Everything seems to be dark, for some reason.

>Clean HOLO-GOGGLES.

You clean your HOLO-GOGGLES, and find that your clothes have turned depressingly black!

>FEEL EVEN MORE EMO

It's crawling in your skin. Whatever. Now you must continue.

>TRAVEL DOWN THE MURKY GRAY DEPTHS.

I'm a ghost, you didn't see me.
Katrika Since: Jul, 2009
#638: Oct 21st 2010 at 11:53:19 AM

>Jane: Thank troll.

You have a long rambling conversation. And, uh, apparently his girlfriend is dead. But the necromancer is going to bring her back. Plus, some trolls are mermaids, kinda.

...Trolls are AWESOME!

"You fail to grasp the basic principles of mad science. Common sense would be cheating." - Narbonic
Teebert kingslayer from boxcar's noggin Since: Sep, 2009
kingslayer
#639: Oct 21st 2010 at 3:58:02 PM

>Radon: check in with agent.

Ah, yes. Better see how things are going with your daring field agent. She's in risky territory. One false move could lead to discovery, and then everyone present's gonna have to deal with a giant green Ron running around in shredded purple pants that barely fit.

EXCELLENT. Ron hasn't noticed anything amiss yet. There's a promotion in Agent Sarati's future. You're quite sure of it.

edited 21st Oct '10 3:59:00 PM by Teebert

"Teebs is a total grump, but he's usually right." - NLK
Bocaj Funny but not helpful from Here or thereabouts (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: Pining for the fjords
Funny but not helpful
#640: Oct 22nd 2010 at 3:37:17 PM

>James: Pass out promotions like candy

One will do for starters. And then you think you'll grant yourself a pay raise and term extension.

You're glad Radon suggested a promotion for Sarati. She should know that her efforts were appreciated so that she forgets to ask for money. Also, you feel bad about forgetting that she's there a good 80% of the time.

Straining your mighty leader muscles, you also tell Radon that the group is going to move on once Jane and Adrian get back. And you manage not to blink an eye at Radon's entirely reasonably sized ego.

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AweStriker RM/8 from a moving point. Since: Jul, 2010
RM/8
#641: Oct 22nd 2010 at 8:21:36 PM

>William: Reappear mysteriously.

You mysteriously reappear with lots of sweet new gear. Because obviously you'd been gone.

"Only now, after being besieged by a flock of talking ponies, did he really understand what he'd lost. "
Teebert kingslayer from boxcar's noggin Since: Sep, 2009
kingslayer
#642: Oct 22nd 2010 at 10:51:54 PM

>Hey, kid, respond to that memo.

What memo?

>This memo.

Oh. Okay.

You respond to the memo.

Basically, Adrian updates you on the Yuzuki and Jane situation. Yuzuki is, unsurprisingly, being creepy and whiny and altogether unpleasant. You all talk about this a good bit. Especially you and Wayne.

The conversation takes a few odd turns, including exploring the reasoning behind the hidden blades in Assassin's Creed, whether or not it would be okay to leave Yuzuki for the imps, and finally, pizza toppings. That's when Wayne gets a code from his future self for a pizza.

This last topic of discussion inspires you and Wayne to alchemize some pizzas and throw a party. There will be pizza and soft drinks a-plenty. Actually, maybe you should wait until you get back to Mark's for the actual party. But no reason to not experiment with the code and try and get new toppings and such so you can have a variety of pizza for everyone at the party.

"Teebs is a total grump, but he's usually right." - NLK
Katrika Since: Jul, 2009
#643: Oct 23rd 2010 at 10:18:16 AM

>Jane: Talk to Ron.

You miss him. He misses you too. It is very sappy and sweet.

"You fail to grasp the basic principles of mad science. Common sense would be cheating." - Narbonic
Teebert kingslayer from boxcar's noggin Since: Sep, 2009
kingslayer
#644: Oct 23rd 2010 at 1:38:15 PM

>Radon: be contacted by Jane.

She contacts you. You talk her into joining back up with Team Eagle's Talon.

Fuck yeah.

Now back to your pizza-alchemizing shenanigans. You had to put them on hold a bit because Friend Imp wanted to help, and you guys realized that if he was going to help he would need a little apron and chef's hat.

"Teebs is a total grump, but he's usually right." - NLK
Bocaj Funny but not helpful from Here or thereabouts (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: Pining for the fjords
Funny but not helpful
#645: Oct 23rd 2010 at 1:38:15 PM

Shortly before...

>James: Be pestered by Jane

My god, she is causing so many ulcers, you have no idea. Its not just that she ruined a perfectly good subterfuge. Its that she did it because jerkass troll told her to. You don't think you could get more annoyed.

>Be trolled by jerkass troll

Oh son of a BI-

edited 23rd Oct '10 1:38:35 PM by Bocaj

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Katrika Since: Jul, 2009
#646: Oct 23rd 2010 at 1:40:13 PM

>Jane: Leave note.

'Dear Yuzuki, Radon said if I stayed you might try to act on incestous feelings for me so bye. Have a good time with your buddy. PS Adrian will prolly be back for her fighter when she wakes up. Your friend, Jane.'

>Leave with Adrian.

Done.

"You fail to grasp the basic principles of mad science. Common sense would be cheating." - Narbonic
Bocaj Funny but not helpful from Here or thereabouts (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: Pining for the fjords
Funny but not helpful
#647: Oct 23rd 2010 at 1:55:05 PM

>James: All of a sudden, Jane.

Oh hay. She decided to come back due to Radon's magical ability of persuasion. Commendations are in order, et cetera.

>Poke Radon

It goes better than expected. Pizza, my god.

>Go back in time to post that conversation with the troll

It goes about as well as can be expected. You are half convinced that he is spying on Ron's bathroom time.

edited 23rd Oct '10 2:47:14 PM by Bocaj

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Teebert kingslayer from boxcar's noggin Since: Sep, 2009
kingslayer
#648: Oct 23rd 2010 at 3:00:28 PM

>Radon: contact troll-bro.

You do this quick before you start poking Adrian. And you two reach an understanding of "if you see something fishy that might have a reason behind it, check with the Eagle's Talon brass first".

He's a pretty cool troll.

"Teebs is a total grump, but he's usually right." - NLK
Katrika Since: Jul, 2009
#649: Oct 23rd 2010 at 3:05:45 PM

>Jane: Reunite with loving boyfriend.

Surprise affection attack!

"You fail to grasp the basic principles of mad science. Common sense would be cheating." - Narbonic
Teebert kingslayer from boxcar's noggin Since: Sep, 2009
kingslayer
#650: Oct 23rd 2010 at 5:06:16 PM

>Radon: awaken girlfriend.

Poking is the preferred method of waking up someone.

"Teebs is a total grump, but he's usually right." - NLK

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