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RocketDude Since: May, 2009
#17776: Feb 26th 2012 at 6:02:18 PM

Eh, I'll pass. I can't say that I'm that great at poetry.

I mean, I took poetry classes, but I don't think I took enough away from them to have a lasting effect.

Blackmoon Since: May, 2009
#17777: Feb 26th 2012 at 6:02:54 PM

A poem?

A Pyro haiku.

Mrph mrrr hrmp hudda
Hudda ha mrph hrmrrhrr
Hmph rrm rrmahrr

Xiphoniii Cheeky son of a.... from Florida Since: Aug, 2009
Cheeky son of a....
#17778: Feb 26th 2012 at 6:03:21 PM

Think I saw an extra syllable in that.

:smug:
Xiphoniii Cheeky son of a.... from Florida Since: Aug, 2009
Cheeky son of a....
#17780: Feb 26th 2012 at 6:03:57 PM

Did too!

:smug:
MrMorg I'm bringing sexy back! from USA Since: May, 2011
I'm bringing sexy back!
#17781: Feb 26th 2012 at 6:04:45 PM

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I cried. I laughed. I vomited in my mouth a little. All signs of pleasure.

You. You. Are in...

Beautiful

edited 26th Feb '12 6:04:59 PM by MrMorg

Xiphoniii Cheeky son of a.... from Florida Since: Aug, 2009
Cheeky son of a....
#17782: Feb 26th 2012 at 6:05:05 PM

Aw. :(

:smug:
Funden u wot m8 from the maintenance tunnels Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: It's complicated
u wot m8
#17784: Feb 26th 2012 at 6:08:56 PM

A poem I wrote while I was downloading Starcraft II: http://www.wowhead.com/forums&topic=155114.3/starcraft-2-tactics

It's about halfway down the page, a post by Funden (myself).

And yes, I am aware that it sucks.

edited 26th Feb '12 6:09:05 PM by Funden

neobowman つ ◕_◕ ༽つ HELIX from Unidentified Proxy Since: Jul, 2009 Relationship Status: Tsundere'ing
つ ◕_◕ ༽つ HELIX
#17785: Feb 26th 2012 at 6:09:06 PM

Haiku's are easy
But playing spy is quite hard
Both are pretty fun

I'm just F 2 P
I can never get stranges
I'd like to have two.

Didn't need to do it but I did it because I felt like it =). Oh, and the poems are terrible but oh well.

edited 26th Feb '12 6:11:24 PM by neobowman

Frosplosion Fro-ed Wonder from Palm Bay, FL Since: Nov, 2011
Fro-ed Wonder
#17786: Feb 26th 2012 at 6:15:53 PM

Forgot I had this window open...huh...anyway, Funden, if you're looking for a Strange Southern Hospitality, I have just so happen to have one. Don't really know what it's worth either, so this could beneficial to us both.

"I know where I am, I just don't know where I am in where I am." - Me
neobowman つ ◕_◕ ༽つ HELIX from Unidentified Proxy Since: Jul, 2009 Relationship Status: Tsundere'ing
つ ◕_◕ ༽つ HELIX
#17787: Feb 26th 2012 at 6:30:43 PM

When's the event happening?

MrMorg I'm bringing sexy back! from USA Since: May, 2011
I'm bringing sexy back!
#17788: Feb 26th 2012 at 6:31:56 PM

Uh, I'm actually not sure when it's coming. I told Minesweeper why I don't know when it's coming, but it's a little touchy. If you really must know why, PM me.

neobowman つ ◕_◕ ༽つ HELIX from Unidentified Proxy Since: Jul, 2009 Relationship Status: Tsundere'ing
つ ◕_◕ ༽つ HELIX
#17789: Feb 26th 2012 at 6:34:00 PM

Naa, I'm just worried it could be on a time I can't get on TF 2. My schedule's open most of the time anyway though so it's fine.

#17790: Feb 26th 2012 at 6:38:33 PM

Well, I don't care about Stranges that much, but as long as we're collecting poems:

There once was a spy who was clever
Hid behind the RED spawn room forever
But the Pyro had fun
w+m1
And the spy is a smoking cadaver

edited 26th Feb '12 6:41:01 PM by EdwardsGrizzly

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MrMorg I'm bringing sexy back! from USA Since: May, 2011
I'm bringing sexy back!
#17791: Feb 26th 2012 at 6:38:37 PM

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Well, just in case you can't make it, list what stranges you want.

Hell, I might as well write a poem!

A Haiku, by Morg

  • Refrigerator

  • Refrigerator shit dick

  • Refrigerator

As you can tell, this is the best poem ever.

edited 26th Feb '12 6:41:58 PM by MrMorg

neobowman つ ◕_◕ ༽つ HELIX from Unidentified Proxy Since: Jul, 2009 Relationship Status: Tsundere'ing
つ ◕_◕ ༽つ HELIX
#17792: Feb 26th 2012 at 6:42:13 PM

Just want strange Knife and strange DR.

Sabbo Since: Jan, 2001
#17793: Feb 26th 2012 at 7:16:25 PM

Wow. So perfect. My (first) TF 2 haiku:

scout soldier pyro
demoman heavy engie
medic sniper spy

Or alternately:

Morg will uncrate.
Other tropers must all wait.
Don't start at midnight.

I could probably think of more, but I wanted to start with some haiku.

EDIT:Ah!

Pyromaniac
Heavy Weapons Guy
Engineer's a spy!

edited 26th Feb '12 7:18:04 PM by Sabbo

Xiphoniii Cheeky son of a.... from Florida Since: Aug, 2009
Cheeky son of a....
#17794: Feb 26th 2012 at 7:17:21 PM

My old poem was wrong. Morg denied its submission. So I made one more!

:smug:
Funden u wot m8 from the maintenance tunnels Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: It's complicated
u wot m8
#17795: Feb 26th 2012 at 7:29:30 PM

Forgot I had this window open...huh...anyway, Funden, if you're looking for a Strange Southern Hospitality, I have just so happen to have one. Don't really know what it's worth either, so this could beneficial to us both.

That'd be awesome! However, it's probably going to be a wee bit before I can buy one. I only have a reclaimed and a scrap or something like that, so it's going to be awhile before I can get a refined or two.

Frosplosion Fro-ed Wonder from Palm Bay, FL Since: Nov, 2011
Fro-ed Wonder
#17796: Feb 26th 2012 at 7:35:28 PM

Sounds like a deal. I'll make sure nothing happens to it between now and when you have the metal. One refined would be enough for me. Never really use it that much :P.

"I know where I am, I just don't know where I am in where I am." - Me
Midgetsnowman Since: Jan, 2010
#17797: Feb 26th 2012 at 7:42:26 PM

Ooh, my attempty:

Level Three Sentry

Many Rockets

Engineer Kills Scoot.

edited 26th Feb '12 7:43:25 PM by Midgetsnowman

Enlong Court Dragon from The Underground Facility Since: May, 2011 Relationship Status: is commanded to— WANK!
Court Dragon
#17798: Feb 26th 2012 at 7:43:21 PM

Doesn't need to be a haiku.

I have a message from another time...
Midgetsnowman Since: Jan, 2010
#17799: Feb 26th 2012 at 7:43:46 PM

BUT I WANTED TO WRITE A HAIKU ABOUT MY BELOVED SENTRY

RocketDude Since: May, 2009
#17800: Feb 26th 2012 at 7:50:10 PM

Aw, screw it, I'll give it a shot:

Saxton Hale soars,
Engineer's Sentry fires,
But Saxton still wins.

And, if that doesn't work:

Heavies see Spy,
Pyros see none.
Bad Pyros die
From Spy's gun.

(Edited that one several times!)

edited 26th Feb '12 7:53:56 PM by RocketDude


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