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Mary-Sue was thinking of casually flying in a doughnut shop which is doom-filled her way. Meanwhile, Hitler was eating time cards very sloppily while taking with cream. Josef Stalin made love in the dark dungeon very happily and suddenly, he screamed at a dorky cactus called Tim. John Freeman valiantly fought against all flaming midgets until his rusty saw turned into a spear which severed his left pinky badly. It exploded when he saw the firey doom that farted out stones of pure atomic candyfloss which killed then ate New York! Voldemort then battled Sephiroth while Batman backflipped over random words, while Mario very slowly ripped open a baby, eating it because Nixon is a tricky dick made of stolen love and caring and evil hearts alike.
Meanwhile, Mudkip kicked ass by removing everybody's testicles with staircases leading to the forest of frogs and toads of the furiously leaping Mexican pirates riding wallabies to Avalon, where drooling anteaters devour giant pigeons only to find that Jeffrey Dahmer and Steve eat human waste sprinkled with cheese, which saves money and shakes foundations but only one can hiccup Grendel, especially if the atomic levels are beneath QQQQQ's.
When vampiric blood sugar averaged at one pie on a breadstick of non-sequitur sperm whales, the end. Shion said, before tap dancing on a massive chickadee, "Kill that was spewing and let firey pineapples eat penguins!" After he brutally killed two dozen Ukrainian podiatrists who were attempting to start running the government through sheer cliff face and guts. Explody Mc Exploderson told you the password was swordfish, so you would lift Lady Gumariznshekihn into Brazil's drug dealing banana spiders in America.
As the dancing octopi fed the faraway Trabant evil lawyers, the remains of Smurfs quickly decomposed and mutated into a Eldritch Abomination, which then tapdanced poorly atop the belching whale which belched its air onto the firey hobos, which caused a cataclysmic war between Victor Jara and Paul and Dave and Dick and Ben and Russia. 'Twas absurd, so sayeth the little jumping bean Bobby Hans, who went through dimensions to find Alice's favorite boy toy and rip his own motion-sensing eyebrows of awesomeness off, and put the baboon on a revolving crane made of blue cheese.
Geraldine was an uncertified arborist who, the pie makers wished, would lick to emulate metal zombies with strong denchers of ivory and shiny rods of anchovies in cans made of explodium and cyanide, man. But suddenly, EPIC DAVE!!!!! And he announced his early retirement to kick some lawyers' collective asses while breakdancing. EPIC DAVE drop-kicked shirtless guy on top of the guy's water horse and made a rabbit, swooning at it mindlessly.
new image that seems to fit me at this moment very well.
Charlie Stross's cheerful, optimistic predictions for 2017, part one of three.http://www.questionablecontent.net/QCRSS.xml


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4Ql1cYtPHU
I guess I had this from making that one thread.
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