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Liisiko Just a teapot Since: Jan, 2010
Just a teapot
#2126: Nov 17th 2010 at 10:25:19 AM

Jareth the Goblin King, the Queen of Elves and Celty

Insert witty one-liner here.
Zudak Since: Dec, 1969
#2127: Nov 17th 2010 at 10:54:19 AM

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edited 17th Nov '10 10:54:33 AM by Zudak

TheGinkei A Pheasant Experience from Reality Since: Sep, 2010
A Pheasant Experience
#2128: Nov 17th 2010 at 10:57:31 AM

Joel Schumacher

And "Reality" is unveiled. What did it want...? What did it see...? What did it hear...? What did it think...? What did it do...?
TheJackal Lurker from the UK Since: Dec, 2009
Lurker
#2130: Nov 18th 2010 at 3:41:17 PM

  • In Red Dead Redemption, this happens twice. First, Captain DeSanta promises to give Javier Escuela and Bill Williamson to Marston in exchange for helping him fight the rebels. Instead, he tries to have him executed. Later, Agent Ross reneges on his promise to leave Marston and his family alone after his old gang are dead by sending the US army to kill them.

BlackWolfe Viewer Gender Confusion? from Lost in Austin Since: Jun, 2010
#2131: Nov 18th 2010 at 3:42:09 PM

SIJ Noe Dyr V 8

But soft! What rock through yonder window breaks? It is a brick! And Juliet is out cold.
BlackWolfe Viewer Gender Confusion? from Lost in Austin Since: Jun, 2010
#2133: Nov 18th 2010 at 10:34:56 PM

Nick: Really, if you're not watching this movie going "I've played with this group..."
Me: ...then you've probably played with better groups than we have.
Nick: And we envy you.

Gort is drinking. Why? Because he's a giant/barbarian. He is wearing the barest nods towards armor: leather bracers and a steel breastplate. He fixes a man's wagon for the price of the beer he just drank and two pennies.

The man refuses to pay, and looks suspiciously like an uncredited Colm Meany, so Gort breaks the wagon. There's a dozen people sitting around watching, so this means a fight. Why? Because we have to show off Gort's skills.

It's six on one, and Gort has a hammer. Surprisingly, the fight choreography is good, and Gort wins in under two seconds. Then Hawk appears.

Witch: Next, the elf.
Nick: Why do I have to do them in this order?

Crow is dealing with a smith, who's crafting arrowheads for him. I would say "a fletcher," but the man only seems to make arrowheads, not the whole arrows.

Two con men decide they're going to con the elf out of his money in an archery contest.

Nick: Not the elf. I can deal with the giant. But not the elf.

Crow doesn't talk much. He pulls back his hood and OH MY GOD THOSE ARE THE UGLIEST EAR PROSTHETICS I'VE EVER SEEN. Crow refuses to respond to insults, and has a very nasal voice to go along with his Spock Speak.

Hawk appears just as one of the conmen is about to do something involving a dagger.

GOD, Crow's horrible robospeak.

The evil con-archer jumpcut fires an arrow at Crow, and the two of them have a showdown.

Back to the cave, and it's time to recruit Balls (IMDB says his name is Baldin, but fuck that).

Balls is tied to a raft and kindling, and a bunch of monks are firing flame arrows at him as part of a sacrifice to the Sacred Oneness of the Holy Waters of the Lake.

Balls is our comic relief. We are in TROUBLE. He weilds a whip and eats fish alive.

Nick: He doesn't even speak like a proper duughhh

Hawk briefs his gaming group on the module they're doing this session. Gort cracks a joke about how he's putting on weight. Balls wangsts about being the last of his kind.

Nick: How the fuck did they manage that? Why is there only one giant, one elf, and one dwarf left?
Me: Because the rest wouldn't be in this movie.

The witch tells them how they can get the ransom money: ride through yet another forest (it's the same one under another name, obviously) to find the Hunchback (the previously-mentioned slaver) and steal it from him.

Remember, Evil Is Ugly.

Next: One encounter nets 200g. I'd call Monty Haul if it didn't exist solely to be used in the next part after that.


Yeah, that's an entire Live Blogination update. I do 'em in notepad, then copy-paste.

But soft! What rock through yonder window breaks? It is a brick! And Juliet is out cold.
nohaynicklibre Harkinian & The Bois from Spain Since: May, 2010
BlackWolfe Viewer Gender Confusion? from Lost in Austin Since: Jun, 2010
#2136: Nov 19th 2010 at 12:29:20 PM

UPLOADED FOR PURPOSES CONSIDERED FAIR USE AS FOLLOWS: 1) Video uploaded is not uploaded for profit. 2) Video is a small portion of a work uploaded for review purposes.

ORIGINAL WORK COPYRIGHT 1980 ITC Entertainment Group

But soft! What rock through yonder window breaks? It is a brick! And Juliet is out cold.
RTHSFF Kori Dómtlandsson Since: Feb, 2010
Kori Dómtlandsson
#2137: Nov 19th 2010 at 2:26:49 PM

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kappa_%28folklore%29

"Meet 18th century English gentlewoman Kimiko Achmadsdottir and her brother-in-law Wladyslaw bin Vivianus." - annebeeche
BlackWolfe Viewer Gender Confusion? from Lost in Austin Since: Jun, 2010
#2138: Nov 19th 2010 at 2:26:58 PM

kagamine_rin

But soft! What rock through yonder window breaks? It is a brick! And Juliet is out cold.
Tzetze DUMB from a converted church in Venice, Italy Since: Jan, 2001
DUMB
#2139: Nov 19th 2010 at 2:28:39 PM

(stream-fold #'cons nil (stream-head 10 (geometric-stream #'1+

[1] This facsimile operated in part by synAC.
Zudak Since: Dec, 1969
Tzetze DUMB from a converted church in Venice, Italy Since: Jan, 2001
Tre could be worse from the front to the back, that's where I was at (Unlucky Thirteen) Relationship Status: Singularity
Pirka For every name that's been erased... from a tiny sub in your body Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
For every name that's been erased...
#2145: Nov 19th 2010 at 10:35:04 PM

...do a Gendo pose next.

~Pirka
mrsaturn Youkai Serious Since: Jan, 2001
Youkai Serious
#2147: Nov 19th 2010 at 11:28:48 PM

When I had cancer at age 3

They assed first. I am only retaliating in an ass way. -The Dead Man's Life
Zudak Since: Dec, 1969
#2148: Nov 19th 2010 at 11:32:13 PM

Deep Puddle Dynamics - June 26, 1998

BlackWolfe Viewer Gender Confusion? from Lost in Austin Since: Jun, 2010
#2149: Dec 3rd 2010 at 7:10:34 AM

http://www.nsa.gov/about/mission/index.shtml

But soft! What rock through yonder window breaks? It is a brick! And Juliet is out cold.
KylerThatch literary masochist Since: Jan, 2001
literary masochist
#2150: Dec 3rd 2010 at 7:16:52 AM

This "faculty lot" you speak of sounds like a place of great power...

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