I remember when I met someone who was of mixed ethnicity and I was really jealous of him cause I thought that being of 2 different nationalities was like being a dual type in Pokémon and it immediately made you cool.
Edited by ThatAsianInTheCorner on Nov 8th 2022 at 9:58:24 PM
"...This is too much information for a brain that just wants to visit Planet Tensuns..."I just remembered this one. Who remembers the game with the Zoombinis? It was one of my favorites, and one of my favorite teachers introduced me to it. :) Anyway, for a while, for some reason I thought that the Zoombinis were young children and that the Fleens were jerkish teenagers.
Come on! Let's bless them all until we get fershnickered!When I was 8, I was super terrified of Grover from Sesame Street (I don't even know why) and thought that he would come into my room and watch me sleep, so I would always hide under the blanket for a bit until I was sure he was gone.
Number 1 CGI Fireman Sam defender
I remember having a bad dream that involved the Cowardly Lion for some reason.
When I was a kid, because of the My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic episode "The Last Roundup" (where Pinkie briefly has a Potty Emergency because the train doesn't have a bathroom for some reason), I thought that trains didn't have bathrooms, as I had not been on one before. This was a problem once; I was on a train with my dad and I had to use the bathroom quite badly, but he noticed how stressed I was and he revealed that there was indeed one. So, I learned something important that day; Poor Communication Kills, and if you jump to conclusions...urine trouble.
Oh, I believe in yesterdayFor a while when I was a kid, I thought that the word “attitude” exclusively meant when somebody was in a bad mood.
Come on! Let's bless them all until we get fershnickered!I was super Naïve as a kid. In like first grade some girl convinced me that Hatsune Miku lived in a purple house with red-polka dots in Tennessee and I was comically stupid enough to fully believe her lol.
I simply am not thereI used to think that the type of radiation that causes sunburns was called "ultraviolent" radiation, rather than ultraviolet.
That isn’t too far off the mark.
“The Sun is a deadly lazer.” ;)
Come on! Let's bless them all until we get fershnickered!I thought that when a song rhymed they somehow made sure it rhymed in ALL languages in case they need to translate it.
Edited by Bootlebat on Dec 1st 2022 at 5:33:46 AM
I thought when adults talked about "sleeping with" someone they meant a sleepover!
I used to think that my entire life was stored somewhere in my brain. This belief was started by Meet the Robinsons and was ended by Inside Out.
Our newest trope made me remember this one. In that one part of Winnie the Pooh and Christmas Too, when the eponymous bear said “On Badminton!”, for the longest time when I was a kid, I thought he said “On Batman!”
Come on! Let's bless them all until we get fershnickered!When I was a kid and I heard the song “Going Up the Country,” I thought the singer, Canned Heat, sounded like the Animaniacs version of Albert Einstein.
Come on! Let's bless them all until we get fershnickered!When I was very little, I thought that Pixar was either the word for CGI or the software used to make CGI-animated films.
This also ended up making me think that DreamWorks Animation films and Disney’s in-house CGI films were “made in Pixar.”
Edited by StewieGriffin34 on Dec 27th 2022 at 2:49:16 PM
He/they | Mostly here on my free daysI thought The Three Musketeers was a true story. That it has some HistoricalDomainCharacters certainly didn't help.
I thought a "baby boomer" was someone who was born during WWII and helped the soldiers bomb places when they were still only a baby.
For every low there is a high.When I first heard someone say "goodbye, cruel world" in a cartoon or something, I thought it meant they were planning on moving to another planet because they don't like it on Earth, rather than it being a Deadly Euphemism for suicide. (it was a kid's cartoon, so they obviously couldn't actually say suicide.
Edited by Bootlebat on Jan 1st 2023 at 5:49:30 AM

I thought "dismemberment" was when a guy had his wiener cut off.
For every low there is a high.