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Kainasu Back from the dead. from R'ylleh Since: Nov, 2010
Back from the dead.
#276: Aug 3rd 2011 at 8:06:39 PM

He sneered as he saw the way Ricardo looked at his books; "Remind me why you didn't take the literature when that thing dies."

edited 3rd Aug '11 8:06:50 PM by Kainasu

Do not worry, I hate myself, too.
KarlKadaver Stupid Man Suit Wearer from Just offscreen... Since: Apr, 2011
Stupid Man Suit Wearer
#277: Aug 3rd 2011 at 8:07:52 PM

"I saw a progam on TV about the whole 'David Vs. Goliath' thing," Gabby said, referring to the idea of using slings. "They had a...sling-master, try to hit a target the size of a person's head. It took him several tries." Turning to Ricardo, she added, "If you need someone to show you how to use a gun, Rick, I'm not too shabby with a hunting rifle." She put a hand on her hip and flashed a cocky stance, flicking her hair back with her free hand.

Give the world the best you have and you will get kicked in the teeth. Give the world the best you have anyway.
Kainasu Back from the dead. from R'ylleh Since: Nov, 2010
Back from the dead.
#278: Aug 3rd 2011 at 8:10:48 PM

Cecil chuckled as he saw Gabby strike her pose, giving a light clap; "Why not, smart ass? I'm sure Gabby would be great at teaching you."

Do not worry, I hate myself, too.
AtomicNut Sandwich Summoner from Classified Since: Apr, 2010 Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
Sandwich Summoner
#279: Aug 3rd 2011 at 8:11:22 PM

"All help is appreciated." Ricardo said. Well, almost all. He mentally added. "But can we spare ammo in training?" He scratched his head as he offered a mug to Gabby.

"Precisely for this very reason, I've got to get this puppy working as soon as possible, and try to get an internet connection before all the communications die down, and download the most info we can. Which exceeds two books by far. Any volunteers?". He added. And for your information, this Smart ass prevented you from burning this whole place down. He kept to himself.

edited 3rd Aug '11 8:12:55 PM by AtomicNut

Kainasu Back from the dead. from R'ylleh Since: Nov, 2010
Back from the dead.
#280: Aug 3rd 2011 at 8:12:26 PM

"What happens when electricity fails?," the actor questioned.

Do not worry, I hate myself, too.
AtomicNut Sandwich Summoner from Classified Since: Apr, 2010 Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
Sandwich Summoner
#281: Aug 3rd 2011 at 8:14:46 PM

"Farms should have auxiliar generators, and failing that, we use the truck's own generator and a few adjustments. It's not like we're going to move soon." He shrugged. "As for getting new diesel, I'll let you this tip. Diesel's original engine design ran on peanut oil, so cooking oil is good and dandy. I'm more worried about getting spare parts or the eventual blackout of the net, actually."

edited 3rd Aug '11 8:16:03 PM by AtomicNut

KarlKadaver Stupid Man Suit Wearer from Just offscreen... Since: Apr, 2011
Stupid Man Suit Wearer
#282: Aug 3rd 2011 at 8:19:40 PM

Gabby accepted the mug and took a sip. Needs sugar...

"If you need someone to sit in front of a computer for hours on end, I'm your girl. We'll start by doing a seach on what people did during the last zombie apocalypse. Oh, wait. This is the first one..." She chuckled and raised her hands meekly. "I'm kidding, guys, calm down."

"Seriously, we should find out what survival manuals we can download. Some e-books we'll have to buy, but is that really a big deal? Max out the credit cards, I doubt anyone will try to collect and debt we accumulate."

edited 3rd Aug '11 8:22:37 PM by KarlKadaver

Give the world the best you have and you will get kicked in the teeth. Give the world the best you have anyway.
Saturn Hurr from On The Rings Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: I-It's not like I like you, or anything!
Hurr
#283: Aug 3rd 2011 at 9:15:47 PM

Acacia walked over to the person she would have first watch with, and smiled a bit. "Hey."

Dragon573 Sanity not included from Sitting at a bonfire Since: Jun, 2016 Relationship Status: Wishfully thinking
Sanity not included
#284: Aug 4th 2011 at 12:14:30 AM

Lucia thought for a moment. "You know, I had this book, The Dangerous Book For Boys... It had really interesting stuff in it like how to bandage a wound properly, how to do CPR, how make a bow and arrow... If we can find it somewhere, it might be useful. I remember parts of it, like an unsolvable puzzle, how bandage a wound that has something sticking out of it... oh, and how to give a dog mouth to mouth... though that part probably won't come in handy..."

It's kind of funny. Sufficiently advanced stupidity is like sufficiently advanced science; eventually, you find something you can't solve.
AtomicNut Sandwich Summoner from Classified Since: Apr, 2010 Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
Sandwich Summoner
#285: Aug 4th 2011 at 6:28:27 AM

"Please, Gabby." Ricardo said. "Bear my kids."

He stopped. He did say that out loud! He cursed inwardly.

"I mean, be my guest." He said, as he handed her the laptop.

Dragon573 Sanity not included from Sitting at a bonfire Since: Jun, 2016 Relationship Status: Wishfully thinking
Sanity not included
#286: Aug 4th 2011 at 7:32:33 AM

"Whoa! Not so fast! Contrary to popular belief, we can't just mate wantonly to rebuild the population! We have to plan, otherwise inbreeding will become a serious problem!" She chuckled. She needed to maintaint her accent. She was in character as a worried young woman...

Being a british girl will get on my nerves pretty soon...

It's kind of funny. Sufficiently advanced stupidity is like sufficiently advanced science; eventually, you find something you can't solve.
SavageHeathen Pro-Freedom Fanatic from Somewhere Since: Feb, 2011
Pro-Freedom Fanatic
#287: Aug 4th 2011 at 10:48:11 AM

Sandra looked at Acacia, smirking. "S'up?", she said.

"What'd you say makes for a better night: Stayin' round here, scared shitless of every sound... Or zombie-spottin', up in the attic? Y'know: Six-pack, rifles, flashlight?", she asked.

Then she looked at the lawyer: "Don't worry: Once them zeds rot and the flu passes, there's gonna be fuckable survivors elsewhere.", she quipped.

edited 4th Aug '11 4:30:43 PM by SavageHeathen

You exist because we allow it and you will end because we demand it.
Saturn Hurr from On The Rings Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: I-It's not like I like you, or anything!
Hurr
#288: Aug 4th 2011 at 10:59:09 AM

"Um...I'm never drank before...But I wouldn't mind trying." Acacia shrugged.

Squire The Sad Clown from The Void Since: Feb, 2010
The Sad Clown
#289: Aug 4th 2011 at 11:52:06 AM

"I've...kind of been walking for a while," Jack said, sitting down near the couple that was going on watch and sliding his backpack off of his shoulders.

"What's the plan then? Batten down the hatches and wait for this sickness to burn itself out? 'Cos I've got a couple of weeks worth of tinned food in my bag...well...weeks for me...days between us,"

All those ... moments will be lost... in time, like... tears... in rain.
Kainasu Back from the dead. from R'ylleh Since: Nov, 2010
Back from the dead.
#290: Aug 4th 2011 at 11:58:09 AM

Cecil chuckled, things were beginning to lighten up; "We went from how this disease is transmitted to fucking, bloody hell!;" he chuckled as soon as he heard that, it must sound quite weird as he only had a tween of his accent left since he left home one year ago, and it did, to him at least, he had been Americanized so much that he barely used any of his blood's dialect.

The American-born Brit turned to the lawyer girl; "I'd be willing to help you find the books, beats sitting down here. Hell, we might find a few other books we could use."

edited 4th Aug '11 1:06:33 PM by Kainasu

Do not worry, I hate myself, too.
Saturn Hurr from On The Rings Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: I-It's not like I like you, or anything!
Hurr
#291: Aug 4th 2011 at 12:51:23 PM

Acacia turned to Jack, and she got a better look at him than before. Yup. He was a cute one. She approached him.

"Um...We're about to go on watch...Mind if I take a can of food?"

Kainasu Back from the dead. from R'ylleh Since: Nov, 2010
Back from the dead.
#292: Aug 4th 2011 at 1:14:28 PM

He heard Acacia speak and he grabbed his bag and opened it up; "If you need any food or something to keep you busy, I have from chips to TV dinners, some cigarettes, books, pain killers, a-" he hesitated for a moment and then continued "and that's it, besides what I already took out."

He kept the bag open to her and Sandra, letting them take what they may need.

edited 4th Aug '11 1:15:28 PM by Kainasu

Do not worry, I hate myself, too.
Squire The Sad Clown from The Void Since: Feb, 2010
The Sad Clown
#293: Aug 4th 2011 at 1:34:27 PM

"Uh, sure...I've only got tinned tomatoes though," Jack said, shrugging and nodding his head at Cecil "That guy's got chips. I don't think I can top that,"

All those ... moments will be lost... in time, like... tears... in rain.
Saturn Hurr from On The Rings Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: I-It's not like I like you, or anything!
Hurr
#294: Aug 4th 2011 at 1:35:59 PM

Acacia smirked at Jack. "Probably not." She walked over to the chips and took some.

Squire The Sad Clown from The Void Since: Feb, 2010
The Sad Clown
#295: Aug 4th 2011 at 1:41:32 PM

"So, the stressed people with the guns...they're in charge?" he asked "Not that I want to start picking fights with armed people. I'm just saying, they seemed to enjoy shooting at each other, and standing off and whatever. And what if the owner comes back? Are they gonna share...or are they still here somewhere? Sick,"

All those ... moments will be lost... in time, like... tears... in rain.
Kainasu Back from the dead. from R'ylleh Since: Nov, 2010
Back from the dead.
#296: Aug 4th 2011 at 1:41:40 PM

He smirked and then turned to Sandra; "Anything for you? Cigarettes? Food?"

Do not worry, I hate myself, too.
SavageHeathen Pro-Freedom Fanatic from Somewhere Since: Feb, 2011
Pro-Freedom Fanatic
#297: Aug 4th 2011 at 4:29:25 PM

Sandra grinned. "Booze. Gonna need some.", she said.

You exist because we allow it and you will end because we demand it.
KarlKadaver Stupid Man Suit Wearer from Just offscreen... Since: Apr, 2011
Stupid Man Suit Wearer
#298: Aug 4th 2011 at 6:51:10 PM

Gabby, whose cheeks were beet red at the moment, quickly took the laptop and sat it on a nearby table, pulling up a chair in the process. After booting up the laptop, she discovered, to her complete surprise, that there was an unsecured wireless connection. It was weak, but she was only planning on downloading PDF files anyway. It certainly wouldn't be fast enough to play FarmVille.

She typed in the address of her favorite search engine, Google, and started her first search: "Home Defense Manual."

She glanced up at one of the toolbars that Ricardo had installed on his browser and clicked on the news items link out of sheer curiosity.

She read aloud: "[Name of Major City] now under quaratine. Hundreds already presumed dead. Many more injured."

She continued: "Early reports indicate that [Major City] has just been placed under code 4 Quarantine by the US National Guard. Forces have also been deployed to the area to quell rioting and assist wherever they are needed, performing a variety of duties, from providing medical attention to the sick and dying to putting out the many fires that have been springing up all over the city. As many citizens are already aware, local officials declared a State of Emergency for [Major City] exactly one week ago today. 'Assistance from the National Guard was not requested then,' officials state, 'Nor are they needed now.' Local citizens beg to differ. Marie Cruz, of South Market Street's 700 block, in downtown [Major City] has told reporters that 'This place is going to Hell. We have rioters on one side, fires on the other, and people are dropping like flies out here from this flu. Something had to be done. It's about damn time the government stepped in and took charge. I'm sure I'm not the only one who agrees. Ask anyone.'"

Gabby abruptly stopped reading. Her voice was beginning to shake. After a moment, she stated simply, "Right. Back to work." She minimized the news feed window and resumed searching for home defense manuals.

edited 4th Aug '11 7:34:05 PM by KarlKadaver

Give the world the best you have and you will get kicked in the teeth. Give the world the best you have anyway.
SavageHeathen Pro-Freedom Fanatic from Somewhere Since: Feb, 2011
Pro-Freedom Fanatic
#299: Aug 4th 2011 at 7:46:19 PM

Sandra smirked, happily:

"Sweet, the government is fucked. Let's say they survive: Big deal: They'll be 100% bankrupt, and they ain't got enough to self-sustain: Game over.", she observed.

"Good for us, I'd say: Gonna be a total lootingfest, when those cannibals drop thead."

edited 4th Aug '11 7:59:26 PM by SavageHeathen

You exist because we allow it and you will end because we demand it.
KarlKadaver Stupid Man Suit Wearer from Just offscreen... Since: Apr, 2011
Stupid Man Suit Wearer
#300: Aug 4th 2011 at 7:54:28 PM

"That also means that no one is coming to save us," Gabby muttered.

Give the world the best you have and you will get kicked in the teeth. Give the world the best you have anyway.

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