Somewhere in a victorian-style penthouse...
"Ahh, I feel like going on a cruise ship today.
Butler Sebastian, buy out all the rooms of Queen Mary II! I'm not going to bother mixing with the proles today."
-eats deluxe English breakfast-
edited 15th Nov '10 6:40:17 AM by Shichibukai
Requiem ~ September 2010 - October 2011 [Banned 4 Life]I say, jolly good chaps, lets nuke the ghettos and use the space to build our new caviar businesses.
edited 15th Nov '10 7:42:32 AM by SeanMurrayI
Ah, yes, the problems of rich guys. Am I right, fellas? If it’s not one thing it’s another. Either your private plane’s minibar has been carelessly stocked with 50 year old Glenfiddich instead of 80 year old Chivas Regal, or your local Bentley dealership doesn’t have a Brooklands in the exact shade of taupe you wanted, or someone just outbid you on that diamond-encrusted dinosaur egg auction. Or, your money belt is just too damn small. Regardless, we’ve all been there, haven’t we?
Oh cool! Guess I'll do a lot of shopping on Steam then. Or better yet, I'll BUY Steam!
Salutations. At the moment, I'm typing from my private Gulfstream jet lined entirely in bacon, sipping on the best-quality liquid gold you can find. Oh, and I'm on my custom-built diamond-encrusted Alienware PC hooked up to seven T Vs. I'm playing TF 2 on one, my groupie is playing Crysis on the other, and every other screen is broadcasting hentai across the USA.
Also, Serj Tankian got System Of A Down back together just to perform in my privately owned House Of Blues. I do hope any of you come. There'll be $1 million vodka and tequila on the house! And I'll give you all keys to a new Maybach, as well as diamond-encrusted iPhones with OS 5! (I'm good friends with Steve Jobs, too, so he's giving me a sneak preview.)
Guys, I'm having trouble with the European Commission. They're trying to push through legislation that will force us to pay tax, while also increasing minimum wage throughout the EU.
If this gets through, it might break through to America, and maybe even Abu Dhabi. How am I supposed to pay for my seventh solid gold jet if the government's taking 5% to pay for schools? I don't know why people don't just send their kids to private schools; I mean, I went private and I did all right for myself. Sure, I'm not as rich as the rest of ye, but that's because I stopped to smell the roses once in a while.
I guess we'll just have to bribe the entire Commission. €100,000 each?
Ukrainian Red Cross

Logan! Come here! My noise hairs require waxing! -is drinking Chateau Margaux 1787 straight from the bottle-
Underneath the bridge The tarp has sprung a leak And the animals I've trapped have all become my pets