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LolipodDistortion HIP HOP HIPSTER from Austin, Texas Since: Aug, 2010
HIP HOP HIPSTER
#1: Nov 14th 2010 at 11:01:13 PM

Logan! Come here! My noise hairs require waxing! -is drinking Chateau Margaux 1787 straight from the bottle-

Underneath the bridge The tarp has sprung a leak And the animals I've trapped have all become my pets
MidnightVelvet Since: Apr, 2014
#2: Nov 14th 2010 at 11:09:15 PM

-chillin' on her personal yatch while sipping from a bottle of Chateau Lafite-

LolipodDistortion HIP HOP HIPSTER from Austin, Texas Since: Aug, 2010
HIP HOP HIPSTER
#3: Nov 14th 2010 at 11:15:17 PM

-slaps-
No logan, you may not have a raise. Money's tight as it is. Now go clean the movie theater.

Underneath the bridge The tarp has sprung a leak And the animals I've trapped have all become my pets
Shichibukai Permanently Banned from Banland Since: Oct, 2011
Permanently Banned
#4: Nov 15th 2010 at 6:39:31 AM

Somewhere in a victorian-style penthouse...

"Ahh, I feel like going on a cruise ship today.

Butler Sebastian, buy out all the rooms of Queen Mary II! I'm not going to bother mixing with the proles today."

-eats deluxe English breakfast-

edited 15th Nov '10 6:40:17 AM by Shichibukai

Requiem ~ September 2010 - October 2011 [Banned 4 Life]
SeanMurrayI Since: Jan, 2010
#5: Nov 15th 2010 at 7:42:12 AM

I say, jolly good chaps, lets nuke the ghettos and use the space to build our new caviar businesses.

edited 15th Nov '10 7:42:32 AM by SeanMurrayI

Liisiko Just a teapot Since: Jan, 2010
Just a teapot
#6: Nov 15th 2010 at 7:50:56 AM

Do you like my new dress? I had it made out of hundred dollar bills.

Insert witty one-liner here.
catfish42 Bloody Fossil from world´s favourite country. Since: Dec, 2010 Relationship Status: I'm just high on the world
Bloody Fossil
#7: Nov 15th 2010 at 8:17:14 AM

Let's see, where do I have lunch today... -rolls dice- ..oh, New York. Shouldn't take too long.

-boards supersonic business jet in Europe and has the pilot blast across half the continent at Mach 2-

A different shape every step I take A different mind every step of the line
GabrielGloom Since: Dec, 1969
#8: Nov 15th 2010 at 12:20:32 PM

Ah, yes, the problems of rich guys. Am I right, fellas? If it’s not one thing it’s another. Either your private plane’s minibar has been carelessly stocked with 50 year old Glenfiddich instead of 80 year old Chivas Regal, or your local Bentley dealership doesn’t have a Brooklands in the exact shade of taupe you wanted, or someone just outbid you on that diamond-encrusted dinosaur egg auction. Or, your money belt is just too damn small. Regardless, we’ve all been there, haven’t we?

Pentigan Fwomph from The Underverse Since: Apr, 2010
Fwomph
#9: Nov 15th 2010 at 2:21:48 PM

-Golf clap for the commedian-

-Plays Monopoly... With actual London!-

It's clearly a case of backroom political albumizing.
AnonymousUser Since: Jan, 2001
#10: Nov 15th 2010 at 2:53:58 PM

*is mass-media mogul*

Living on my vacation plane is divine, now isn't it Reynold?

Reynold, I heard the Rockies are up for sale. Can probably spare some millions for them.

LandOfGold Since: Dec, 1969
#11: Nov 15th 2010 at 3:33:18 PM

*Is in Florida* Phew, the police almost found all of that cocaine I was going to sell.

yarrunmace Ghosts' Poet from Seine Since: Jun, 2009
Ghosts' Poet
#12: Nov 15th 2010 at 3:44:00 PM

Well, Quint, I do believe we've bought everything in existence. Now, how do we buy joy? I bet we can charge the plebeians 15 cents a giggle and still come out with a handsome profit.

you'll then have a grave in the clouds where you won't lie too cramped
cutealien TA CUTEST THING AROUND from The lab Since: Dec, 1969
TA CUTEST THING AROUND
#13: Nov 15th 2010 at 4:35:37 PM

IM BUYING MYSELF EVERY SINGLE CHOCOLATE CHIP- COOKIE ON EARTH :D

prepare for bullet hell
WartysNeryon Since: Mar, 2010
#14: Nov 15th 2010 at 4:40:52 PM

Oh cool! Guess I'll do a lot of shopping on Steam then. Or better yet, I'll BUY Steam!

troperwithoutaname Since: Dec, 2009
#15: Nov 15th 2010 at 5:57:49 PM

Salutations. At the moment, I'm typing from my private Gulfstream jet lined entirely in bacon, sipping on the best-quality liquid gold you can find. Oh, and I'm on my custom-built diamond-encrusted Alienware PC hooked up to seven T Vs. I'm playing TF 2 on one, my groupie is playing Crysis on the other, and every other screen is broadcasting hentai across the USA.

AnonymousUser Since: Jan, 2001
#16: Nov 15th 2010 at 6:05:38 PM

You'd better not be using any of my outlets for your sick wares!

Pentigan Fwomph from The Underverse Since: Apr, 2010
Fwomph
#17: Nov 15th 2010 at 6:07:24 PM

Hennings, I dislike this continent. Is there any others for sale?

Sealand's availible.

That'll have to do then...

It's clearly a case of backroom political albumizing.
troperwithoutaname Since: Dec, 2009
#18: Nov 15th 2010 at 6:17:48 PM

Also, Serj Tankian got System Of A Down back together just to perform in my privately owned House Of Blues. I do hope any of you come. There'll be $1 million vodka and tequila on the house! And I'll give you all keys to a new Maybach, as well as diamond-encrusted iPhones with OS 5! (I'm good friends with Steve Jobs, too, so he's giving me a sneak preview.)

LolipodDistortion HIP HOP HIPSTER from Austin, Texas Since: Aug, 2010
HIP HOP HIPSTER
#19: Nov 15th 2010 at 6:49:06 PM

Logan, since my call girl seems to have gonnahria, you'll need to take her place. Now drop your pants.

Underneath the bridge The tarp has sprung a leak And the animals I've trapped have all become my pets
Pentigan Fwomph from The Underverse Since: Apr, 2010
Fwomph
#20: Nov 15th 2010 at 7:02:12 PM

Hennings, I cannot think of anything to do... Have you got any ideas?

You could try becoming a supervillain....

Yes, I might try that for a bit.

It's clearly a case of backroom political albumizing.
E.H.Grayson Eventua from Earth Since: Mar, 2010
Eventua
#21: Nov 16th 2010 at 11:23:19 AM

Hmm... -strokes goatee-

-presses a button, sending a call out to all other members of the elite group known as Troper 500-

Time to discuss... the plan!

My new account at: Eventua
ILoveDogs Since: May, 2010
#22: Nov 16th 2010 at 12:39:48 PM

What aspect of the plan, good fellow?

cutealien TA CUTEST THING AROUND from The lab Since: Dec, 1969
TA CUTEST THING AROUND
#23: Nov 16th 2010 at 12:40:55 PM

-enters room-WHAT PLAN I MUST KNOW :D

prepare for bullet hell
VampireBuddha Calendar enthusiast from Ireland (Wise, aged troper) Relationship Status: Complex: I'm real, they are imaginary
Calendar enthusiast
#24: Nov 16th 2010 at 12:43:16 PM

Guys, I'm having trouble with the European Commission. They're trying to push through legislation that will force us to pay tax, while also increasing minimum wage throughout the EU.

If this gets through, it might break through to America, and maybe even Abu Dhabi. How am I supposed to pay for my seventh solid gold jet if the government's taking 5% to pay for schools? I don't know why people don't just send their kids to private schools; I mean, I went private and I did all right for myself. Sure, I'm not as rich as the rest of ye, but that's because I stopped to smell the roses once in a while.

I guess we'll just have to bribe the entire Commission. €100,000 each?

Ukrainian Red Cross
cutealien TA CUTEST THING AROUND from The lab Since: Dec, 1969
TA CUTEST THING AROUND
#25: Nov 16th 2010 at 12:46:24 PM

GASP THATS TO NICE WE DO THE STUPID SPORTS TO WIN EVEN THOUGH WE SHALL LOSE SINCE WE RICH

prepare for bullet hell

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