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Haven Planescape Hijack Since: Jan, 2001
Planescape Hijack
#1: Sep 13th 2010 at 1:07:38 AM

Fluffy and fuzzy and with faces most adorable and eyes so bright. A meow can be the most wrenching sound, a purr the most uplifting. They can lie content or bat around string and be astonishingly cute either way.

:3

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TheMightyAnonym PARTY HARD!!!! from Pony Chan Since: Jan, 2010
PARTY HARD!!!!
#3: Sep 13th 2010 at 1:10:31 AM

Yes, they are. And floppy too!

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Mattonymy Mr. Dr. from The Evils of Free Will Since: Jul, 2010
Mr. Dr.
#4: Sep 13th 2010 at 1:10:54 AM

Although there is to much of a good thing:

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Haven Planescape Hijack Since: Jan, 2001
Planescape Hijack
#5: Sep 13th 2010 at 1:41:46 AM

Lookit him! Man, I miss that guy :(

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Electivirus Since: Jan, 2001
Mattonymy Mr. Dr. from The Evils of Free Will Since: Jul, 2010
Mr. Dr.
#7: Sep 13th 2010 at 2:14:36 AM

My reaction completely.

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MidnightVelvet Since: Apr, 2014
#8: Sep 13th 2010 at 2:34:35 AM

Have you ever shared a bowl of ramen noodles with your cat? So much fun!

Karalora Since: Jan, 2001
#9: Sep 13th 2010 at 6:28:21 AM

My kitty sleeps next to my pillow. She's also my alarm clock, and surprisingly accurate.

LullTheConqueror Love Freak from eternal loli Hell Since: Jan, 2001
#10: Sep 13th 2010 at 6:34:40 AM

OMG KITTEHS! Kittehs am teh only tings dat kan maek me neglekt speling an gramer cuz ARE SO ADORABLE! <3

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BlackDove (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
#11: Sep 13th 2010 at 6:51:44 AM

I have three and I love'em. <3

Karalora Since: Jan, 2001
#12: Sep 13th 2010 at 6:57:53 AM

Sometimes I'm in awe of the fact that cats even exist. I mean, all the wild species (except the lion) are solitary. But housecats are eminently sociable, such that even when to being feral, they tend to hang out in packs. How did we do that? Were we even the ones that did it? There's evidence to the effect that cats domesticated themselves—and us—as much as we domesticated them.

Mattonymy Mr. Dr. from The Evils of Free Will Since: Jul, 2010
Mr. Dr.
#13: Sep 13th 2010 at 1:06:41 PM

"The domesticated house cat is the most vicious of the cat family because it is the only animal that hunts for fun."[[youtube:QLAagy_lHkE&feature=related]]

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Morven Nemesis from Seattle, WA, USA Since: Jan, 2001
Nemesis
#14: Sep 13th 2010 at 1:26:44 PM

Cats try to speak human language. If their mouths and vocal cords were more suited to it, they'd talk. Like to see a dog try that.

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Mattonymy Mr. Dr. from The Evils of Free Will Since: Jul, 2010
Mr. Dr.
#15: Sep 13th 2010 at 1:37:59 PM

SQUIRREL!

edited 13th Sep '10 1:39:43 PM by Mattonymy

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SilentStranger Trivia Depository from Parts Unknown (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
Trivia Depository
#16: Sep 13th 2010 at 1:49:15 PM

I dont care if we're just walking can openers to them, their company more than makes up for it.

Mattonymy Mr. Dr. from The Evils of Free Will Since: Jul, 2010
Mr. Dr.
#17: Sep 13th 2010 at 1:59:08 PM

My cat threw up a while ago on my bed. I felt like scolding or even hitting him, but he just did this to me [1]. Sigh, I ended up just getting a sponge and simply cleaning it up.

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LouieW Loser from Babycowland Since: Aug, 2009
Loser
#18: Sep 13th 2010 at 2:01:49 PM

My opinion on cats is a bit classified so all I can really contribute is this.

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Mattonymy Mr. Dr. from The Evils of Free Will Since: Jul, 2010
Mr. Dr.
#19: Sep 13th 2010 at 2:08:34 PM

Just ignore the fact that it's a demotivator.

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Karalora Since: Jan, 2001
#20: Sep 13th 2010 at 2:10:57 PM

Cats try to speak human language.

Try? The more talented ones succeed. I've had a cat recognizably say the word "Hello" to me. Twice. And most cats learn to say "No" at some point. It's certainly within their physical capabilities. And overall feline personality.

edited 13th Sep '10 2:11:12 PM by Karalora

Mattonymy Mr. Dr. from The Evils of Free Will Since: Jul, 2010
Mr. Dr.
#21: Sep 13th 2010 at 2:27:38 PM

Pffft, yeah right I'm sure it was just a trick or someth-

edited 13th Sep '10 2:31:22 PM by Mattonymy

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SirPsychoSexy The Sensui Fan from Texas Panhandle Since: Jan, 2010
The Sensui Fan
#22: Sep 13th 2010 at 2:39:54 PM

Speaking of talking cats, this one takes it Up To Eleven:

And yeah, kitties are ADORABLE. I have two of my own: a Munchkin and a red (flame)-point Siamese.

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CTM Only Sane Man from Connecticut Since: Jan, 2010
#23: Sep 13th 2010 at 2:41:43 PM

I hate cats honestly. Mostly because I'm allergic to the things, but also because they all walk around with this unwarranted sense of entitlement.

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Morven Nemesis from Seattle, WA, USA Since: Jan, 2001
Nemesis
#24: Sep 13th 2010 at 2:47:35 PM

@Kara: Yes, I've heard all of those. It's just that they don't really have the mouth structure to do much beyond that. However, they are also training us to understand THEIR language.

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Karalora Since: Jan, 2001
#25: Sep 13th 2010 at 2:53:28 PM

No kidding. They also experiment with modulating their voices to get the best responses from us. I remember reading about it in an article entitled "Science Proves That Cats Are Evil." My immediate impression was that science had proven that cats were, well, scientists.


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