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Alright, confess odd things.

Excessive complaining isn't allowed anywhere on the site. Keep it out of this thread.

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Alright, confess odd things.

For example, I'm jealous to my big brother becuase he discovered The Smiths first. Dammit, now I can't have a crush for Morrisey without feeling weird about it.

Edited by GastonRabbit on Jan 5th 2023 at 5:46:13 AM

Blackmoon Since: May, 2009
#6701: Sep 23rd 2009 at 5:53:40 PM

He's both.

And by the transitive property the Internet is the English language.

vandro Shop Owner from The little shop that wasn't Since: Jul, 2009
Shop Owner
#6702: Sep 23rd 2009 at 5:55:43 PM

The internet also has spanish, you blackmoon!

Tzetze DUMB from a converted church in Venice, Italy Since: Jan, 2001
DUMB
#6703: Sep 23rd 2009 at 5:57:16 PM

[1]

Of course this just means that all languages are actually just dialects of English (and components of myself).

edited 23rd Sep '09 5:57:37 PM by Tzetze

[1] This facsimile operated in part by synAC.
Zetaseal Since: Jan, 2001
#6704: Sep 23rd 2009 at 6:02:59 PM

So, if Tzetze is all languages, that means... I will be majoring in the study of Tzetze. Tzetzeistics. Could be worse.

LullTheConqueror Love Freak from eternal loli Hell Since: Jan, 2001
#6705: Sep 23rd 2009 at 6:06:19 PM

In the past four days, I've gotten something like 60-70 hours of sleep. I'm wondering if this is my body adjusting to no longer being medicated, or if I'm just incredibly lazy.

the dice are loaded, the deck is stacked, the game itself will hold you back
vandro Shop Owner from The little shop that wasn't Since: Jul, 2009
Shop Owner
#6706: Sep 23rd 2009 at 6:10:15 PM

I vote the second possibility.

edited 23rd Sep '09 6:10:34 PM by vandro

Tzetze DUMB from a converted church in Venice, Italy Since: Jan, 2001
Zyxzy Embrace the mindscrew from Salem, OR Since: Jan, 2001
Embrace the mindscrew
#6708: Sep 23rd 2009 at 6:14:17 PM

I vote Yog-Sothoth! He knows what he's doing.

What's the frequency Kenneth?|In case of war.
GoggleFox rrrrrrrrr from Acadia, yo. Since: Jul, 2009
rrrrrrrrr
#6709: Sep 23rd 2009 at 6:14:46 PM

Tzetze: What makes you think I have a-

Sakamoto demands an explanation for this shit.
Tzetze DUMB from a converted church in Venice, Italy Since: Jan, 2001
Zyxzy Embrace the mindscrew from Salem, OR Since: Jan, 2001
AFGNCAAP Not axe crazy I swear from Great Underground Empire Since: Jun, 2009
Not axe crazy I swear
#6712: Sep 23rd 2009 at 6:27:47 PM

Where would I even begin to look for things my voice could say about my life experiences...? I'm very curious now.

Some writing.
GoggleFox rrrrrrrrr from Acadia, yo. Since: Jul, 2009
rrrrrrrrr
#6713: Sep 23rd 2009 at 6:29:33 PM

Now now, don't go all solipsist on us...

AFGN: I think it's a bit like tracing your iris to find out what illnesses you might have.

edited 23rd Sep '09 6:30:04 PM by GoggleFox

Sakamoto demands an explanation for this shit.
OuttaTheBLAM resident moonatic from your other left Since: Aug, 2009
resident moonatic
#6714: Sep 23rd 2009 at 6:30:56 PM

I practically have a little kid's voice, and coming from a person who looks like me is strange. I've never suffered any sort of abuse, so maybe it's just my voice.

You're looking for this person.
AFGNCAAP Not axe crazy I swear from Great Underground Empire Since: Jun, 2009
Not axe crazy I swear
#6715: Sep 23rd 2009 at 6:32:15 PM

My voice is very deep for a female, but with a huge range; it goes way up when I'm in any way uncomfortable. Sometimes it sounds very cold when I think I'm just sounding neutral; needless to say, I apologize a lot.

Some writing.
Buttercupistiny Battle Scowler from next to ponicalica Since: Nov, 2011
Battle Scowler
#6716: Sep 23rd 2009 at 6:32:34 PM

Blammy, aren't you still relatively young?

‎"Let your religion be less of a theory and more of a love affair."
EnglishIvy Since: Aug, 2011
#6717: Sep 23rd 2009 at 6:32:50 PM

I don't like how my voice sounds.

Tzetze DUMB from a converted church in Venice, Italy Since: Jan, 2001
DUMB
#6718: Sep 23rd 2009 at 6:34:05 PM

We should all use physiognomy to find what we're sick with! I bet that I have a very base skull.

[1] This facsimile operated in part by synAC.
Zyxzy Embrace the mindscrew from Salem, OR Since: Jan, 2001
Embrace the mindscrew
#6719: Sep 23rd 2009 at 6:35:52 PM

@EI: same here. I think it sounds dorky.

What's the frequency Kenneth?|In case of war.
OuttaTheBLAM resident moonatic from your other left Since: Aug, 2009
resident moonatic
#6720: Sep 23rd 2009 at 6:36:49 PM

@Buttercup: Yes, but it's squeaky.

Once I took this test to see what my toes said about my mental health... yeah, even weirder than it sounds.

edited 23rd Sep '09 6:37:17 PM by OuttaTheBLAM

You're looking for this person.
Tzetze DUMB from a converted church in Venice, Italy Since: Jan, 2001
DUMB
#6721: Sep 23rd 2009 at 6:38:06 PM

I've been told that I sometimes sound monotone. You have no idea how much that angers me.

[1] This facsimile operated in part by synAC.
Zyxzy Embrace the mindscrew from Salem, OR Since: Jan, 2001
Embrace the mindscrew
#6722: Sep 23rd 2009 at 6:38:47 PM

I am monotone. It's partly why I sucked at forensics.

What's the frequency Kenneth?|In case of war.
AFGNCAAP Not axe crazy I swear from Great Underground Empire Since: Jun, 2009
Not axe crazy I swear
#6723: Sep 23rd 2009 at 6:39:30 PM

Ugh, yes...it's the same for me and being told that someone can't hear me. I don't feel like a person with a quiet voice, dammit; I take that as an insult.

Some writing.
WilliamWideWeb (weaving) Since: Jan, 2001
(weaving)
#6724: Sep 23rd 2009 at 6:39:43 PM

Blammy, aren't you still relatively young?
She's 14 IIRC. She's just tall.

SHIKI is dead.
vandro Shop Owner from The little shop that wasn't Since: Jul, 2009
Shop Owner
#6725: Sep 23rd 2009 at 6:43:29 PM

14? aw crap, I am gonna get myself in jail.

edited 23rd Sep '09 6:43:44 PM by vandro


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