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Alright, confess odd things.

Excessive complaining isn't allowed anywhere on the site. Keep it out of this thread.

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Alright, confess odd things.

For example, I'm jealous to my big brother becuase he discovered The Smiths first. Dammit, now I can't have a crush for Morrisey without feeling weird about it.

Edited by GastonRabbit on Jan 5th 2023 at 5:46:13 AM

Zephid Since: Jan, 2001
#6126: Sep 17th 2009 at 9:41:08 PM

Start a Don't Ask Zephid thread and get upset when people do?
What are you going to do to stop people from asking you questions, Zephid?

That's not an appropriate response; I just really like that video.

edited 17th Sep '09 9:42:18 PM by Zephid

I wrote about a fish turning into the moon.
Luthen Char! from Down Under Burgess Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: Playing Cupid
Char!
#6127: Sep 17th 2009 at 9:52:16 PM

No I think it would be a perfectly appropriate third post in a "Don't Ask Zephid Any Questions, No Not Even That Really Witty One You Came Up With. Trust Me It Isn't Witty" Thread.

You must agree, my plan is sheer elegance in its simplicity! My Tumblr
Miijhal Since: Jul, 2011
#6128: Sep 17th 2009 at 10:12:22 PM

Back on the topic of sex drives:

I think instead of a real sex drive I have a cuddle drive (not to be confused with a cuttle drive). I really want to cuddle something right now...

edited 17th Sep '09 10:13:03 PM by Miijhal

Zyxzy Embrace the mindscrew from Salem, OR Since: Jan, 2001
Embrace the mindscrew
#6129: Sep 17th 2009 at 10:13:59 PM

Cuddle the idea of prospect theory.

What's the frequency Kenneth?|In case of war.
MadeofMeat Since: Jan, 2001
#6130: Sep 17th 2009 at 10:28:35 PM

Me too, Miijhal! I want to cuddle Laura so hard. I fantasize about cuddling with her, seriously. Damn you, Australia. You pretend to be all classy, with your koalas and your platypi, but everyone knows you used to be a giant prison!

AFGNCAAP Not axe crazy I swear from Great Underground Empire Since: Jun, 2009
Not axe crazy I swear
#6131: Sep 17th 2009 at 10:35:19 PM

Yes, lovely place. That makes it even better.

Some writing.
MadeofMeat Since: Jan, 2001
#6132: Sep 17th 2009 at 10:37:56 PM

I figured I might as well bring this up because of my avatar: I am slightly disappointed by the lack of Caligari Rule 34, not that I'd read it. It's just... smut writers, how have your ignored the existence of sexsomnia for ninety years? I am disappoint, son.

edited 17th Sep '09 10:38:06 PM by Made of Meat

BobbyG vigilantly taxonomish from England Since: Jan, 2001
vigilantly taxonomish
#6133: Sep 18th 2009 at 3:51:38 AM

Confession: I sometimes wake up in the morning and think I'm going to go out and solve all the world's problems, one person at a time. Then I hear how people are feeling and I find myself lost for words, because I can't think of anything I could possibly say or do to make them feel better.

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Lanceleoghauni Cyborg Helmsman from Z or R Twice Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: In my bunk
#6134: Sep 18th 2009 at 6:08:32 AM

I feel the same way Bobby G.

I always want to start a revolution of some kind, a loving revolution, but can't figure out how to keep the momentum going to Finish what I start before it collapses under it's own weight, like they all do.

"Coffee! Coffeecoffeecoffee! Coffee! Not as strong as Meth-amphetamine, but it lets you keep your teeth!"
ImipolexG frozen in time from all our yesterdays Since: Jan, 2001
frozen in time
#6135: Sep 18th 2009 at 8:11:49 AM

There was a time, about ten years ago, when I seriously dreamed of starting some revolution that would "save" (or at least greatly improve) the world. In the years since I have realized that this is far, far beyond the ability of one person to do. Mainly because of the widespread tendency towards Human Bastardry.

no one will notice that I changed this
Luthen Char! from Down Under Burgess Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: Playing Cupid
Char!
#6136: Sep 18th 2009 at 11:19:36 AM

Mostly it's the even worse Humans Are Disinterested. Being a proper bastard takes effort.

Of which I know I'm a huge offender.

You must agree, my plan is sheer elegance in its simplicity! My Tumblr
Blackmoon Since: May, 2009
#6137: Sep 18th 2009 at 1:06:52 PM

Tropers, on the whole, are a little too hard on themselves. Such as Meaty saying she doesn't have enough "character".

In response to this I would like to take the time to list some of the random skills I've acquired over the years:

  • Lockpicking
  • Violinistry
  • Bass guitar
  • General witticism
  • Iaijutsu, fencing, kenjutsu
  • The ability to speak French and Japanese
  • Harmonica-playing
  • Use Magic Device
  • Moderately skillful writing
  • Mid-level skill at video games
  • A little martial artistry
  • Roleplaying
  •  TMI/NSFW
  • Google-Fu
  • Art
  • And I'm a decent chef

edited 18th Sep '09 1:07:05 PM by Blackmoon

vandro Shop Owner from The little shop that wasn't Since: Jul, 2009
Shop Owner
#6138: Sep 18th 2009 at 1:12:44 PM

I am simply a bilingual snarker.

What the fuck is the head? Blackmoon

edited 18th Sep '09 1:13:02 PM by vandro

WilliamWideWeb (weaving) Since: Jan, 2001
(weaving)
#6139: Sep 18th 2009 at 1:15:02 PM

vandro: Blackmoon is talking about  sexual stuff here

, I think.

SHIKI is dead.
Luthen Char! from Down Under Burgess Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: Playing Cupid
Char!
#6140: Sep 18th 2009 at 1:15:52 PM

Vandro: that's pretty standard slang for something starting with a fela and ending with white stuff everywhere

I'm sorely tempted to start a Troper's Skills thread.

Ninja'd but I think I'm funnier.

edited 18th Sep '09 1:16:32 PM by Luthen

You must agree, my plan is sheer elegance in its simplicity! My Tumblr
MadeofMeat Since: Jan, 2001
#6141: Sep 18th 2009 at 1:16:53 PM

I saw a shirt that had a headless pictoman on it that said "Looking for head" on it. I thought it was delightfully surreal until mum explained what it meant. I lost my faith in the T-shirt industry that day.

Galeros Slay foes with bow and arrow Since: Jan, 2001
MadeofMeat Since: Jan, 2001
Luthen Char! from Down Under Burgess Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: Playing Cupid
Char!
#6144: Sep 18th 2009 at 1:20:31 PM

I work with the Power of Trust. In the universe mostly. Though I seem to catalyse it people I know. Which is amusing since I'm only as trustworthy as your average trickster god. Which is say quite a lot. I Cannot Tell a Lie, and feel really guilty when I break my promises too.

edited 18th Sep '09 1:26:13 PM by Luthen

You must agree, my plan is sheer elegance in its simplicity! My Tumblr
vandro Shop Owner from The little shop that wasn't Since: Jul, 2009
Shop Owner
#6145: Sep 18th 2009 at 1:20:58 PM

thanks guys, fucking Blunt Metaphors Trauma! gotta learn more idioms.

edited 18th Sep '09 1:22:47 PM by vandro

Blackmoon Since: May, 2009
#6146: Sep 18th 2009 at 1:21:36 PM

 Still TMI

Catzalcoatl Bara fanboy from strawberry fields 4-ever Since: May, 2010
Bara fanboy
#6147: Sep 18th 2009 at 1:22:32 PM

I never was. No real endurance. That's why I prefer to...never mind.

=^.^= . o O (derail by HoYay)
Luthen Char! from Down Under Burgess Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: Playing Cupid
Char!
#6148: Sep 18th 2009 at 1:26:37 PM

fucking Blunt Metaphors Trauma!

Confession: This made me snigger.

You must agree, my plan is sheer elegance in its simplicity! My Tumblr
vandro Shop Owner from The little shop that wasn't Since: Jul, 2009
GoggleFox rrrrrrrrr from Acadia, yo. Since: Jul, 2009
rrrrrrrrr
#6150: Sep 18th 2009 at 1:31:54 PM

Luthen: I've always found it a bit ironic that the Trickster archetype often can't tell lies and feels compelled to keep his or her word... Then again, I share those traits.

Sakamoto demands an explanation for this shit.

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