Alright, confess odd things.
Excessive complaining isn't allowed anywhere on the site. Keep it out of this thread.
For example, I'm jealous to my big brother becuase he discovered The Smiths first. Dammit, now I can't have a crush for Morrisey without feeling weird about it.
Edited by GastonRabbit on Jan 5th 2023 at 5:46:13 AM
No I think it would be a perfectly appropriate third post in a "Don't Ask Zephid Any Questions, No Not Even That Really Witty One You Came Up With. Trust Me It Isn't Witty" Thread.
You must agree, my plan is sheer elegance in its simplicity! My TumblrBack on the topic of sex drives:
I think instead of a real sex drive I have a cuddle drive (not to be confused with a cuttle drive). I really want to cuddle something right now...
edited 17th Sep '09 10:13:03 PM by Miijhal
I figured I might as well bring this up because of my avatar: I am slightly disappointed by the lack of Caligari Rule 34, not that I'd read it. It's just... smut writers, how have your ignored the existence of sexsomnia
for ninety years? I am disappoint, son.
edited 17th Sep '09 10:38:06 PM by Made of Meat
Confession: I sometimes wake up in the morning and think I'm going to go out and solve all the world's problems, one person at a time. Then I hear how people are feeling and I find myself lost for words, because I can't think of anything I could possibly say or do to make them feel better.
Welcome To TV Tropes | How To Write An Example | Text Formatting Rules | List Of Shows That Need Summary | TV Tropes Forum | Know The StaffI feel the same way Bobby G.
I always want to start a revolution of some kind, a loving revolution, but can't figure out how to keep the momentum going to Finish what I start before it collapses under it's own weight, like they all do.
"Coffee! Coffeecoffeecoffee! Coffee! Not as strong as Meth-amphetamine, but it lets you keep your teeth!"There was a time, about ten years ago, when I seriously dreamed of starting some revolution that would "save" (or at least greatly improve) the world. In the years since I have realized that this is far, far beyond the ability of one person to do. Mainly because of the widespread tendency towards Human Bastardry.
no one will notice that I changed thisMostly it's the even worse Humans Are Disinterested. Being a proper bastard takes effort.
Of which I know I'm a huge offender.
You must agree, my plan is sheer elegance in its simplicity! My TumblrTropers, on the whole, are a little too hard on themselves. Such as Meaty saying she doesn't have enough "character".
In response to this I would like to take the time to list some of the random skills I've acquired over the years:
- Lockpicking
- Violinistry
- Bass guitar
- General witticism
- Iaijutsu, fencing, kenjutsu
- The ability to speak French and Japanese
- Harmonica-playing
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Use Magic Device - Moderately skillful writing
- Mid-level skill at video games
- A little martial artistry
- Roleplaying
- TMI/NSFW
- Google-Fu
- Art
- And I'm a decent chef
edited 18th Sep '09 1:07:05 PM by Blackmoon
Vandro: that's pretty standard slang for something starting with a fela and ending with white stuff everywhere
I'm sorely tempted to start a Troper's Skills thread.
Ninja'd but I think I'm funnier.
edited 18th Sep '09 1:16:32 PM by Luthen
You must agree, my plan is sheer elegance in its simplicity! My TumblrI work with the Power of Trust. In the universe mostly. Though I seem to catalyse it people I know. Which is amusing since I'm only as trustworthy as your average trickster god. Which is say quite a lot. I Cannot Tell a Lie, and feel really guilty when I break my promises too.
edited 18th Sep '09 1:26:13 PM by Luthen
You must agree, my plan is sheer elegance in its simplicity! My Tumblrthanks guys, fucking Blunt Metaphors Trauma! gotta learn more idioms.
edited 18th Sep '09 1:22:47 PM by vandro
Confession: This made me snigger.
You must agree, my plan is sheer elegance in its simplicity! My TumblrLuthen: I've always found it a bit ironic that the Trickster archetype often can't tell lies and feels compelled to keep his or her word... Then again, I share those traits.
Sakamoto demands an explanation for this shit.

That's not an appropriate response; I just really like that video.
edited 17th Sep '09 9:42:18 PM by Zephid
I wrote about a fish turning into the moon.