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Alright, confess odd things.

Excessive complaining isn't allowed anywhere on the site. Keep it out of this thread.

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Alright, confess odd things.

For example, I'm jealous to my big brother becuase he discovered The Smiths first. Dammit, now I can't have a crush for Morrisey without feeling weird about it.

Edited by GastonRabbit on Jan 5th 2023 at 5:46:13 AM

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#57001: Jan 20th 2023 at 2:35:37 PM

Sometimes, I imagine how I would look like if I was an a**hole of an user who insult other tropers, upload offensive avvies and promote questionable ideas.

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ThatAsianInTheCorner the biggest hair of all from the corner. read the username, dummy. (Y2: Electric Boogaloo) Relationship Status: Tweaking my holographic boyfriend
the biggest hair of all
#57002: Jan 20th 2023 at 11:50:30 PM

[up][up]man i wish i was a long haired pretty boy

"...This is too much information for a brain that just wants to visit Planet Tensuns..."
Archsage Professional Simp from My House Since: Apr, 2022 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Professional Simp
#57003: Jan 21st 2023 at 8:48:25 AM

[up] Never give up on your petty dreams, bro

Best advice I ever got? Keep repeating the joke till everyone is forced to laugh.
BackSet1 I <3 Zinnia from I'm sure you'd love to know that, wouldn't you? (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
I <3 Zinnia
#57004: Jan 21st 2023 at 9:05:07 AM

In only a pretty boy when I shave. Which I should get around too.

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Archsage Professional Simp from My House Since: Apr, 2022 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Professional Simp
#57005: Jan 21st 2023 at 9:49:36 AM

[up] proof or cap

Best advice I ever got? Keep repeating the joke till everyone is forced to laugh.
Shyhero Unmotivated dyslexic writer. from Sofa Since: Jun, 2020 Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
Unmotivated dyslexic writer.
#57006: Jan 22nd 2023 at 6:26:11 AM

I don't like ads for [word not found] like Geico, Liberty Mutual, and Progressive.

It seems like they are trying to sell obsession, not the service.

Man what's the one that had the sexy cartoon?

Edited by Shyhero on Jan 22nd 2023 at 9:30:18 AM

BackSet1 I <3 Zinnia from I'm sure you'd love to know that, wouldn't you? (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
I <3 Zinnia
#57007: Jan 22nd 2023 at 6:40:36 AM

[up] I think you're thinking of Esurance, which is one of the few that didn't try to sell it to you as an obsession. Though any spy who leaves behind insurance records is a piss poor spy. (Also that particular ad campaign kind of tanked after Esurance found out people were making R34 out of her).

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BackSet1 I <3 Zinnia from I'm sure you'd love to know that, wouldn't you? (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
I <3 Zinnia
#57008: Jan 22nd 2023 at 6:37:30 PM

I really like listening to Golf Commentators. Like, I don't care a lick about golf but something about how calm and monotone their voices are is kind of soothing.

Edited by BackSet1 on Jan 23rd 2023 at 10:12:18 AM

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Archsage Professional Simp from My House Since: Apr, 2022 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Professional Simp
#57009: Jan 23rd 2023 at 4:55:05 AM

[up] Really? I like gold. Its so shiny and valuable.

Best advice I ever got? Keep repeating the joke till everyone is forced to laugh.
JankyKong He's finally back to kick some... wait from a Secret Base on the Moon Since: May, 2021 Relationship Status: TV Tropes ruined my love life
He's finally back to kick some... wait
#57010: Jan 23rd 2023 at 8:52:31 AM

I get irked whenever people refer to the main mechanic of Mario Party 9 and 10 as the car, because the first board in 9 is the only one that actually uses a car. The other boards all use other kinds of vehicles.

The award for "dumbest thing to get annoyed by" goes to...

Your melody still remains in this room and it rings
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Professional Simp
#57011: Jan 23rd 2023 at 9:39:13 AM

For whatever reason, I dont like using another character's ace pokemon on my team. I dont know why, but it feels weird to me. Of course, outside that particular game, I dont mind.

Best advice I ever got? Keep repeating the joke till everyone is forced to laugh.
BackSet1 I <3 Zinnia from I'm sure you'd love to know that, wouldn't you? (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
I <3 Zinnia
#57012: Jan 23rd 2023 at 9:52:29 AM

[up] It's to give them a chance. You're worried you might show them up and embarrass them by being better with their Ace than them,

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Archsage Professional Simp from My House Since: Apr, 2022 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Professional Simp
#57013: Jan 23rd 2023 at 9:57:37 AM

[up] Maybe. I know I used Glimmora better than Geeta tho since I made it my lead Pokemon for tough fights.

Best advice I ever got? Keep repeating the joke till everyone is forced to laugh.
Cutegirl920fire Player 222 from the Squid Games (Five Long Years) Relationship Status: Paris holds the key to my heart
Player 222
#57014: Jan 23rd 2023 at 12:41:50 PM

I can't unhear the mashup verisons od two songs when I listen to the og versions of them.

Those two songs are Misery by Maroon 5 and Sweater Weather by the Neighborhood. Can't unhear the former's mix with CPR by Cupcakes and the latter's mix with After Dark by Mr.Kitty

CG for short
Shyhero Unmotivated dyslexic writer. from Sofa Since: Jun, 2020 Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
Unmotivated dyslexic writer.
#57015: Jan 23rd 2023 at 5:19:54 PM

I think keyboards should have Braille.

I might not read it but sometimes I need to find keys I can't see.

ThatAsianInTheCorner the biggest hair of all from the corner. read the username, dummy. (Y2: Electric Boogaloo) Relationship Status: Tweaking my holographic boyfriend
the biggest hair of all
#57016: Jan 23rd 2023 at 7:11:04 PM

I was rejected from the 1st grade badminton club cause i didn't know what my first name was and wasn't able to fill that in when i applied via a form

everyone made fun of me cause i didn't know what a first name was and nobody helped when i tried to ask

i literally didn't know what a first name was until i asked my parents after school and i'm still mad about that

[down] I only knew the concept of a name, middle name and last name. I thought it was a 'front name' not a 'first name'. also just remembered it was in 1st grade not 2nd grade.

Edited by ThatAsianInTheCorner on Jan 23rd 2023 at 10:25:00 PM

"...This is too much information for a brain that just wants to visit Planet Tensuns..."
BackSet1 I <3 Zinnia from I'm sure you'd love to know that, wouldn't you? (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
I <3 Zinnia
#57017: Jan 23rd 2023 at 7:17:14 PM

[up] Okay, you can't just drop that and leave how in god's name did you not know your first name, or even the concept of a first name, until 2nd grade?

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Cibryll ~Serra~ from Lightning Crest (she/her) Since: Feb, 2022 Relationship Status: Squeeeeeeeeeeeee!
~Serra~
#57018: Jan 23rd 2023 at 8:04:48 PM

I didn't know I had a middle name 'til I was in fifth grade (which was in 2006 for me).

"Can you even read the blackboard written clear as can be?" / "Can you even read his mind? See that kid's lost fantasy?"
CardboardBot from Saudi Arabia (Life not ruined yet) Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#57019: Jan 24th 2023 at 4:35:46 AM

In my culture, a middle name is more like a chain of names. The middle name is basically the name of your father, his father, his father's father, and so on.

My (first) middle name is essentially drilled into my head because it's my father's name and I have to write it on every dang test in Arabic.

Checking in on this account after leaving the site, MAN that is a cringy forum post history. Daaamn. Never again.
ReikoKazama Kersplat! from Tasmania, Australia Since: Jun, 2010 Relationship Status: Married to the music
Kersplat!
#57020: Jan 24th 2023 at 4:51:50 AM

I hate going by my full name, be it just my full first name or that and my middle name. It feels too formal. I only use it if it's absolutely necessary e.g. renewing my photo ID, otherwise I just go by the shortened version of my first name.

FC: SW-1445-0294-1719/PSN: TekkenGirl4Lyfe/Currently playing: Croc: Legend of the Gobbos HD
CardboardBot from Saudi Arabia (Life not ruined yet) Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#57021: Jan 24th 2023 at 4:54:21 AM

I like it because of what my full name literally translates to in English.

It helps that Arabic last names are basically "The [X]".

Edited by CardboardBot on Jan 24th 2023 at 3:54:31 PM

Checking in on this account after leaving the site, MAN that is a cringy forum post history. Daaamn. Never again.
Archsage Professional Simp from My House Since: Apr, 2022 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Professional Simp
#57022: Jan 24th 2023 at 4:56:46 AM

I hate my last name. No one ever spells or pronounces it right.

Best advice I ever got? Keep repeating the joke till everyone is forced to laugh.
CardboardBot from Saudi Arabia (Life not ruined yet) Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#57023: Jan 24th 2023 at 5:16:29 AM

Non-Arabs never pronounce my first, middle, and sometimes my last name correctly.

Checking in on this account after leaving the site, MAN that is a cringy forum post history. Daaamn. Never again.
BlackFaithStar [Hiatus til March] from 🇲🇾 (UTC plus 8) (Less Newbie) Relationship Status: Longing for my OTP
[Hiatus til March]
#57024: Jan 24th 2023 at 5:25:58 AM

Oh man, that reminds me of folks in my grade school pronouncing my name differently than what I was familiar with because there were up to 3 other students with similarly spelt names.

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BackSet1 I <3 Zinnia from I'm sure you'd love to know that, wouldn't you? (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
I <3 Zinnia
#57025: Jan 24th 2023 at 5:41:54 AM

People pronounce my name correctly but ask them to spell it (any part of it) and it'll probably take a few tries. I live in a primarily Christian country you think these people would know how to spell biblical names.

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