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Alright, confess odd things.

Excessive complaining isn't allowed anywhere on the site. Keep it out of this thread.

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Alright, confess odd things.

For example, I'm jealous to my big brother becuase he discovered The Smiths first. Dammit, now I can't have a crush for Morrisey without feeling weird about it.

Edited by GastonRabbit on Jan 5th 2023 at 5:46:13 AM

Whowho Since: May, 2012
#44576: Nov 8th 2012 at 2:13:22 AM

I love crisis pamphlets you find in consoling buildings; just these INCREDIBLY delicately made pieces of advice intended for people dealing with horrific problems, I love looking at how someone's attempt to comfort someone with such a degree of trauma through a piece of high quality paper is structured.

But I always get odd looks when I go to those centres just to take all the pamphlets from sexual abuse to anger to recovering from suicide attempts to sleeping problems.

dRoy Professional Writer & Amateur Scholar from Most likely from my study Since: May, 2010 Relationship Status: I'm just high on the world
Professional Writer & Amateur Scholar
#44577: Nov 8th 2012 at 5:36:10 AM

[up][up] I read that as The Last Air Boner, for some reason.

Continuously reading, studying, and (hopefully) growing.
Inhopelessguy Since: Apr, 2011
#44578: Nov 8th 2012 at 7:17:25 AM

But I always get odd looks when I go to those centres just to take all the pamphlets from sexual abuse to anger to recovering from suicide attempts to sleeping problems.

"Poor, poor thing. He's got depression, suicidal thoughts, drinking problems, drug issues, unemployment, lack of money, sleeping problems, sexual abuse issues, and is thinking of abortion.

... Wait, what."

InverurieJones '80s TV Action Hero from North of the Wall. Since: Jan, 2010 Relationship Status: And they all lived happily ever after <3
'80s TV Action Hero
#44579: Nov 8th 2012 at 9:59:04 AM

Retroactive?

'All he needs is for somebody to throw handgrenades at him for the rest of his life...'
joeyjojo Happy New Year! from South Sydney: go the bunnies! Since: Jan, 2001
Happy New Year!
#44580: Nov 8th 2012 at 1:46:59 PM

That's actually a lot more likely then it sounds.

hashtagsarestupid
Muramasan13 Since: Nov, 2009 Relationship Status: Not war
#44581: Nov 8th 2012 at 1:49:28 PM

Due to a childhood accident, I can't stand the smell of hot asphalt or the sight of road work.

Smile for me!
dRoy Professional Writer & Amateur Scholar from Most likely from my study Since: May, 2010 Relationship Status: I'm just high on the world
Professional Writer & Amateur Scholar
#44582: Nov 8th 2012 at 1:49:52 PM

@Inhopelessguy - [tup]

Continuously reading, studying, and (hopefully) growing.
HamburgerTime Since: Apr, 2010
#44583: Nov 9th 2012 at 8:01:01 PM

I actually think the drawing of the T. rex with feathers looks pretty badass.

Zarek Rollin' rollin' rollin' from Jakku Since: Sep, 2012 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Rollin' rollin' rollin'
#44584: Nov 9th 2012 at 8:18:09 PM

[up]I agree completely.

"We're home, Chewie."
KingNerd Can-I-Bus from Suburbia. Since: Dec, 1969
Can-I-Bus
#44585: Nov 10th 2012 at 1:26:47 AM

[up]Regular T-rexs actually freak me out alot.

The smartest idiot you will ever meet.
InverurieJones '80s TV Action Hero from North of the Wall. Since: Jan, 2010 Relationship Status: And they all lived happily ever after <3
'80s TV Action Hero
#44586: Nov 10th 2012 at 11:55:55 AM

Really? Avoid my garden, then.

'All he needs is for somebody to throw handgrenades at him for the rest of his life...'
Whowho Since: May, 2012
#44587: Nov 10th 2012 at 12:12:41 PM

I still awake screaming from nightmares about spiders. smile

imojee Be evil from The Desert Since: Apr, 2011 Relationship Status: In bed with a green-skinned space babe
Be evil
#44588: Nov 10th 2012 at 1:15:11 PM

For some reason, a good 80% of my dreams involve elevators. I have no fucking clue why. And they are the strangest elevators ever.

Upwards, sidewards, backwards, timewards, you name it. This isn't even getting to the ones that go light speed and pass through solid matter. And then they are usually really big, like small motel room sized and filled with random shit like a mini-bar and or a TV.

I am absolutely clueless as to why my subconscious has this strange fixation with elevators when I don't use them that often in my waking hours. Man my subconscious is fucking nuts...

Through the eyes I have known you.
InverurieJones '80s TV Action Hero from North of the Wall. Since: Jan, 2010 Relationship Status: And they all lived happily ever after <3
'80s TV Action Hero
#44589: Nov 10th 2012 at 1:17:46 PM

Are they Great Glass Elevators?

'All he needs is for somebody to throw handgrenades at him for the rest of his life...'
imojee Be evil from The Desert Since: Apr, 2011 Relationship Status: In bed with a green-skinned space babe
Be evil
#44590: Nov 10th 2012 at 1:21:01 PM

I think exactly one has been like that. And then for some reason it was a use and toss type thing. It would get to a floor then vanish into aether before quickly being replaced by another.

No it does not make sense.

Through the eyes I have known you.
Hermiethefrog Since: Jan, 2001
#44591: Nov 10th 2012 at 8:05:26 PM

I'd like to think that I have somewhat good tastes in music.

...With that said, I have a few Glee covers on my Itunes playlist. I like a few of them.

And dammit, the harmonies for their cover of Bohemian Rhapsody are AMAZING. I realize that this is blasphemous to both Queen and Bohemian Rhapsody but it's still an amazing cover.

Blackmoon Since: May, 2009
#44592: Nov 10th 2012 at 8:53:21 PM

I am addicted to modifying and customizing things. If I can manage it, I'll customize anything. Moddable video games are the best for this.

Why, just today, I bought a $10 Nerf gun on a whim, and I didn't even have it two hours before I modded it to shoot farther.

Poisonarrow Since: Mar, 2010 Relationship Status: In love with love
#44594: Nov 10th 2012 at 8:58:47 PM

I have no sense of style, nor ability to guess time, nor ability to guess ANYTHING if I try.

But if I don't think about it, I usually guess correctly, even on things I couldn't possibly know.

Feminist in the streets, sex slave in the sheets
Blackmoon Since: May, 2009
#44595: Nov 10th 2012 at 9:14:17 PM

@Ten Tails: A really amateur techie.

I like to take things apart and then put them back together again.

KingNerd Can-I-Bus from Suburbia. Since: Dec, 1969
Can-I-Bus
#44596: Nov 11th 2012 at 12:42:52 PM

I like categorizing bands with extensive subgenres.

The smartest idiot you will ever meet.
Hermiethefrog Since: Jan, 2001
#44597: Nov 11th 2012 at 5:04:04 PM

If I ever get published, I'm probably going to contribute to my own hatedom.

Mort08 Pirate AND writer! from Oklahoma Since: Feb, 2011 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Pirate AND writer!
#44598: Nov 16th 2012 at 10:32:26 PM

When McDonald's did Wizard of Oz-themed Madame Alexander Happy Meal toys one year, I got a toy of the Wicked Witch of the East. Upon returning home, I promptly and gleefully dropped my dollhouse on top of her multiple times.

edited 16th Nov '12 10:32:38 PM by Mort08

Looking for some stories?
Poisonarrow Since: Mar, 2010 Relationship Status: In love with love
#44599: Nov 16th 2012 at 10:44:09 PM

Mort.., marry me. *gets on one knee*

Feminist in the streets, sex slave in the sheets
Evulzboy from North Philadelphia Since: Mar, 2011 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
#44600: Nov 21st 2012 at 2:25:39 PM

My mom's girlfriend's dog is dying...and I hate myself for just letting a single tear through.

edited 21st Nov '12 2:25:54 PM by Evulzboy

You Are Not Alone...Until I Find You.

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