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Alright, confess odd things.

Excessive complaining isn't allowed anywhere on the site. Keep it out of this thread.

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Alright, confess odd things.

For example, I'm jealous to my big brother becuase he discovered The Smiths first. Dammit, now I can't have a crush for Morrisey without feeling weird about it.

Edited by GastonRabbit on Jan 5th 2023 at 5:46:13 AM

darkclaw Legs of Justice from Right behind you. Since: Dec, 2010
Legs of Justice
#43101: Aug 22nd 2011 at 4:35:44 AM

@ Justice 4234

Bestest enlightment.

I guess for me, I admit that I like broccoli...though when younger I worried, due to an episode of The Simpsons where Homer died by broccoli. (Yeah it was Treehouse of Horror)

I totally hate my avatar. Just saying.
LoniJay from Australia Since: Dec, 2009 Relationship Status: Pining for the fjords
#43102: Aug 23rd 2011 at 12:02:19 AM

Even when the word 'bitch' is used in a totally valid context referring to a female canine, some part of my brain reads it as an insult or This Is for Emphasis, Bitch!.

So, I got a slide in my reproductive anatomy class today that said "Identification of vaginal swab cells - bitch!"

edited 23rd Aug '11 12:08:49 AM by LoniJay

Be not afraid...
TuefelHundenIV Night Clerk of the Apocalypse from Doomsday Facility Corner Store. Since: Aug, 2009 Relationship Status: I'd need a PowerPoint presentation
Night Clerk of the Apocalypse
#43103: Aug 23rd 2011 at 4:50:16 PM

Loni: lol. That sounds like a challenge almost.

Who watches the watchmen?
Wicked223 from Death Star in the forest Since: Apr, 2009
#43104: Aug 27th 2011 at 1:03:39 PM

I have an instinctive distrust of people who tell me to think for myself, because that statement usually has "...believe what I tell you" appended at the end.

You can't even write racist abuse in excrement on somebody's car without the politically correct brigade jumping down your throat!
BlixtySlycat |like a boss| from Driving the Rad Hazard Since: Aug, 2011
|like a boss|
#43105: Aug 27th 2011 at 1:44:14 PM

Think for yourself, Wicked, don't believe what I tell you.

go ahead and do every stupid thing you can imagine
Catfish42 Bloody Fossil from world´s favourite country. Since: Dec, 2010 Relationship Status: I'm just high on the world
Bloody Fossil
#43106: Aug 27th 2011 at 1:50:45 PM

Think for yourself and decide for yourself if you want to believe me.

A different shape every step I take A different mind every step of the line
Setanta Since: Jul, 2011
#43107: Aug 27th 2011 at 6:34:25 PM

Skyscrapers scare me. They make me feel like I'm about to die.

KaitouSai Immortal Beast from With my robot girlfriend Since: May, 2011
Immortal Beast
#43108: Aug 27th 2011 at 6:55:10 PM

Sometimes I feel bad about liking mecha so much because most people give me weird looks for knowing a lot of them.

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Justice4243 Writer of horse words from Portland, OR, USA Since: Oct, 2009 Relationship Status: Brony
Writer of horse words
#43109: Aug 27th 2011 at 7:13:18 PM

Have you tried shouting “Take This! MY LOVE! MY ANGER! AND ALL MY SORROW! SHINNING FINGER!!” And giving them the bird, or “WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM?!” and punching them in the face?

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juancarlos Faith in the self. Since: Mar, 2012
Faith in the self.
#43110: Aug 27th 2011 at 7:15:36 PM

Or combining them into "WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE TAKING? MY LOVE? MY ANGER? ALL OF MY SORROW? MY SHINING FINGER!" and punch them with a hand in a flipping-the-bird position.

or poke their eyes out.

"My life is my own" | If you want to contact me privately, please ask first on the forum.
Justice4243 Writer of horse words from Portland, OR, USA Since: Oct, 2009 Relationship Status: Brony
Writer of horse words
#43111: Aug 27th 2011 at 7:17:10 PM

I mean, if mecha is your thing, then you should know violence and yelling will solve your problem.

Unless it's one of those complicated thinky mechas where long-winded debates and political jockeying have to take place first, but fuck those guys.

edited 27th Aug '11 7:17:26 PM by Justice4243

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KaitouSai Immortal Beast from With my robot girlfriend Since: May, 2011
Immortal Beast
#43112: Aug 27th 2011 at 7:17:48 PM

Have you tried shouting “Take This! MY LOVE! MY ANGER! AND ALL MY SORROW! SHINNING FINGER!!” And giving them the bird, or “WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM?!” and punching them in the face?

...Yes.

It was fun. But I started from "MY FIST BURNS WHITE! AND JUDGING BY IT'S LOOK, I THINK IT WANTS ME TO PUNCH YOU!"

edited 27th Aug '11 7:18:56 PM by KaitouSai

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Justice4243 Writer of horse words from Portland, OR, USA Since: Oct, 2009 Relationship Status: Brony
Writer of horse words
#43113: Aug 27th 2011 at 7:20:26 PM

And that didn't work? I don't think you're using enough violence...

Did your friend explode? If not, punch them more.

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KaitouSai Immortal Beast from With my robot girlfriend Since: May, 2011
Immortal Beast
#43114: Aug 27th 2011 at 7:25:40 PM

Hm... He didn't. But I've beaten him so much that whenever I move towards him, he enters guard position.

Actually, that applies to lots of people around me. And there some girls that covers their breasts because fake rumors

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Justice4243 Writer of horse words from Portland, OR, USA Since: Oct, 2009 Relationship Status: Brony
Writer of horse words
#43115: Aug 27th 2011 at 7:36:28 PM

I think I'd have the overwelming urge to touch boobies at that point so at least the rumor is warranted.

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KaitouSai Immortal Beast from With my robot girlfriend Since: May, 2011
Immortal Beast
#43116: Aug 27th 2011 at 7:38:41 PM

Sometimes I do. Some girls don't even mind, others slap me... it's nice either way

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Justice4243 Writer of horse words from Portland, OR, USA Since: Oct, 2009 Relationship Status: Brony
Writer of horse words
#43117: Aug 27th 2011 at 7:41:50 PM

It just occurred to me that Domon Kasshu would be the worst person to have check for breast cancer.

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KaitouSai Immortal Beast from With my robot girlfriend Since: May, 2011
Immortal Beast
#43118: Aug 27th 2011 at 7:45:48 PM

Because his heart is in his hand? Ohwait breast cancer =/= heart cancer

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Justice4243 Writer of horse words from Portland, OR, USA Since: Oct, 2009 Relationship Status: Brony
Writer of horse words
#43119: Aug 27th 2011 at 7:48:11 PM

I figured it would be less groping and feeling for lump than attempting to preemptive punch the shit out of any lump that may or may not be present.

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Idler20 Rabbit Season Since: Oct, 2010
Rabbit Season
#43120: Aug 27th 2011 at 7:52:38 PM

Setanta: I think I understand that. They make you feel small and vulnerable, right?

You're an ad hominem attack!
KaitouSai Immortal Beast from With my robot girlfriend Since: May, 2011
Immortal Beast
#43121: Aug 27th 2011 at 7:52:41 PM

Oh... I haven't watched G yet, even though I've found it already. gonna be cool

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Kinkajou I'm Only Sleeping Since: Jul, 2009 Relationship Status: Hiding
I'm Only Sleeping
#43122: Aug 27th 2011 at 8:06:54 PM

Ooh, Moony plays bass? Nice. grin

INT is knowing a tomato is a fruit. WIS is knowing it doesn't belong in a fruit salad. CHA is convincing people that it does.
Blackmoon Since: May, 2009
Setanta Since: Jul, 2011
#43124: Aug 28th 2011 at 1:26:31 PM

@Idler: I guess that could be part of it. It seems to me that at any given moment they will topple over and crush everything, ripping the landscape to shreds. I feel like I need to off myself before they do it for me.

TuefelHundenIV Night Clerk of the Apocalypse from Doomsday Facility Corner Store. Since: Aug, 2009 Relationship Status: I'd need a PowerPoint presentation
Night Clerk of the Apocalypse
#43125: Aug 28th 2011 at 2:22:26 PM

Yeah I think most ladies would be a bit worried about some guy with a burning/shining finger touching them.

edited 28th Aug '11 6:14:18 PM by TuefelHundenIV

Who watches the watchmen?

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