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Alright, confess odd things.

Excessive complaining isn't allowed anywhere on the site. Keep it out of this thread.

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Alright, confess odd things.

For example, I'm jealous to my big brother becuase he discovered The Smiths first. Dammit, now I can't have a crush for Morrisey without feeling weird about it.

Edited by GastonRabbit on Jan 5th 2023 at 5:46:13 AM

melloncollie Since: Feb, 2012
#326: Jun 28th 2009 at 9:13:08 AM

Meat, would it make you feel better that such incidents make me all giggly? Because they do.

edited 28th Jun '09 9:13:14 AM by melloncollie

Aondeug Oh My from Our Dreams Since: Jun, 2009
Oh My
#328: Jun 28th 2009 at 10:05:03 AM

I think tarantulas and Madagascar hissing cockroaches are adorable little things I'd like to have a few of both varieties as pets. Along with rats, snakes, kitties, etc. Other less furry looking spiders and normal non hissing roaches terrify me and I often shriek loudly or freeze on the spot when I see them.

If someone wants to accuse us of eating coconut shells, then that's their business. We know what we're doing. - Achaan Chah
Tzetze DUMB from a converted church in Venice, Italy Since: Jan, 2001
DUMB
#329: Jun 28th 2009 at 10:13:48 AM

Once, on a road trip, my friends came up with a minor meme, "[X] could have stopped World War II".

 * I am ashamed to say that I used both "Chuck Norris could have stopped World War II" and "In Soviet Russia, World War II stops you!". I felt and feel dirty.

[1] This facsimile operated in part by synAC.
3leaf bboy from san fran, ca Since: May, 2009
bboy
#330: Jun 28th 2009 at 11:02:07 AM

@EI and mellon

thanks to you guys i just watched the Audition torture scene cuz i apparently haven't had my fill of torture today yet. gross. thanks a lot.

headin to gay pride with the image of a japanese girl goin nutso wit a piano wire... *shudder*

idon'tknowshutup.
Buttercupistiny Battle Scowler from next to ponicalica Since: Nov, 2011
Battle Scowler
#331: Jun 28th 2009 at 12:11:40 PM

@AFGNCAAP: I just got home, and your post gave me warm fuzzies grin thank you.

‎"Let your religion be less of a theory and more of a love affair."
Eriksson Since: Dec, 1969
#332: Jun 28th 2009 at 12:52:43 PM

I'm somewhat paranoid and shifty by nature. I "check my six" and do other suspicious things even when I'm doing something innocent, and I hate myself for it because I know it'll only attract suspicion.

Also, I really want to get into writing, but despite the innumerable ideas bouncing around in my head I rarely write them down.

edited 28th Jun '09 12:54:06 PM by Eriksson

Pacific Oh Yeah? from da beach house Since: Jan, 2001
Oh Yeah?
#333: Jun 28th 2009 at 12:59:02 PM

I'm somewhat paranoid and shifty by nature

Join the club

Eriksson Since: Dec, 1969
#335: Jun 28th 2009 at 1:00:01 PM

Join the club

*checks for cameras*

*high-fives Pacific*

Pacific Oh Yeah? from da beach house Since: Jan, 2001
Oh Yeah?
#336: Jun 28th 2009 at 1:03:30 PM

<_< >_>

Welcome...

To the club.

FreezairForALimitedTime Responsible adult from Planet Claire Since: Jan, 2001
Responsible adult
#338: Jun 28th 2009 at 2:05:52 PM

Threadmushing: I'm gonna miss Billy Mays way more than I'd ever miss Michael Jackson.

"Proto-Indo-European makes the damnedest words related. It's great. It's the Kevin Bacon of etymology." ~Madrugada
JethroQWalrustitty Since: Jan, 2001
#339: Jun 28th 2009 at 2:06:35 PM

I confess that despite all, I'm just a neurotic mess who's currently struggling to get through collage and cannot find employment.

FurikoMaru Reverse the Curse from The Arrogant Wasteland Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: He makes me feel like I have a heart
Reverse the Curse
#340: Jun 28th 2009 at 2:50:18 PM

Oh my god, I am a gender-bent you. *pats Jethro*

A True Lady's Quest - A Jojo is You!
Galeros Slay foes with bow and arrow Since: Jan, 2001
Slay foes with bow and arrow
#341: Jun 28th 2009 at 2:53:53 PM

I am not a neurotic mess, but I am dealing with College issues, and a lack of employment.

LullTheConqueror Love Freak from eternal loli Hell Since: Jan, 2001
#342: Jun 28th 2009 at 2:54:14 PM

wild mass guess: All of us are actually the same person. Hell, if Furiko is a genderbent Jethro, I'm a bigger, slightly older American Jethro. tongue

edited 28th Jun '09 2:54:29 PM by Lull The Conqueror

the dice are loaded, the deck is stacked, the game itself will hold you back
Tzetze DUMB from a converted church in Venice, Italy Since: Jan, 2001
BobbyG vigilantly taxonomish from England Since: Jan, 2001
Oscredwin Cold. from The Frozen East Since: Jan, 2001
Cold.
#347: Jun 28th 2009 at 3:07:51 PM

I confess I'm not a sock puppet.

Sex, Drugs, and Rationality
LullTheConqueror Love Freak from eternal loli Hell Since: Jan, 2001
#348: Jun 28th 2009 at 3:09:18 PM

I confess I'm literally a sock puppet. That is, like Sifl & Olly, not just someone else's extra account.

the dice are loaded, the deck is stacked, the game itself will hold you back
SandJosieph Since: Dec, 2009
#349: Jun 28th 2009 at 3:10:38 PM

And I must confess: I'm not an exploding zombie puppet either. A shame, really.

BobbyG vigilantly taxonomish from England Since: Jan, 2001

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