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Alright, confess odd things.

Excessive complaining isn't allowed anywhere on the site. Keep it out of this thread.

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Alright, confess odd things.

For example, I'm jealous to my big brother becuase he discovered The Smiths first. Dammit, now I can't have a crush for Morrisey without feeling weird about it.

Edited by GastonRabbit on Jan 5th 2023 at 5:46:13 AM

Haven Planescape Hijack Since: Jan, 2001
Planescape Hijack
#276: Jun 26th 2009 at 6:47:10 PM

I have a confession to make, a sordid tale of deceit, unnatural acts of baking, and...lack of taste buds, I suppose.

A few days after we all graduated, my high school nakama and I baked chicken chocolate chip cookies. It was an in joke we'd had for a while, and we finally actualized it on the birthday of the guy who started it. One of our, er, nakamates was a little late, so we just told him we'd made some cookies, and he was all "You didn't put chicken in these, ha ha? Too bad, that would have been great...Hey...these taste a little...moist."

Then we took them to a graduation party and fed them to our unknowing fellow graduates.

A few months later, we baked them again, this time at my house...and while we left them out, my parents ate all of them. And somehow completely failed to notice that there was chicken in the cookies.

Productivity is for people without internet connections. -Count Dorku
Tzetze DUMB from a converted church in Venice, Italy Since: Jan, 2001
InverurieJones '80s TV Action Hero from North of the Wall. Since: Jan, 2010 Relationship Status: And they all lived happily ever after <3
'80s TV Action Hero
#278: Jun 26th 2009 at 7:04:30 PM

I think I'll make some. I'm curious.

'All he needs is for somebody to throw handgrenades at him for the rest of his life...'
Haven Planescape Hijack Since: Jan, 2001
Planescape Hijack
#279: Jun 26th 2009 at 7:06:37 PM

The first time we used seasoned chicken, which was pretty nasty. The second time we used unseasoned, which turned out surprisingly well.

Productivity is for people without internet connections. -Count Dorku
FreezairForALimitedTime Responsible adult from Planet Claire Since: Jan, 2001
Responsible adult
#280: Jun 26th 2009 at 7:11:56 PM

I don't know about chocolate chip chicken cookies, but a bitter chocolate sauce on chicken might be... Interesting. (...Coming this fall to the Food Network...)

"Proto-Indo-European makes the damnedest words related. It's great. It's the Kevin Bacon of etymology." ~Madrugada
Madrugada Since: Jan, 2001
#281: Jun 26th 2009 at 7:24:12 PM

Mole (there should be an accent over the "e" but I'm too lazy to look up how to do it,) is a traditional sauce from Mexico. It uses unsweetened chocolate as a spice.

LullTheConqueror Love Freak from eternal loli Hell Since: Jan, 2001
#282: Jun 26th 2009 at 7:27:28 PM

I feel way more manly shouting Hidamari desu! along with Masaaki Endoh than I really should.

the dice are loaded, the deck is stacked, the game itself will hold you back
Noimporta Since: Jan, 2001
#283: Jun 26th 2009 at 7:50:31 PM

Don't worry, anything made by Masaaki Endoh is manly, due to virtue of having been made by him.

edited 26th Jun '09 7:51:01 PM by Noimporta

Alkthash Was? Since: Jan, 2001
Was?
#284: Jun 26th 2009 at 11:52:02 PM

Okay serious confession time.

My mom used IVF to get pregnant with me. That means some random sperm donor is my dad. Which means that I probably have half-siblings either through the fertility clinic, or him spreading his genes the normal way.

Occasionally I think I want to track my father and/or my possible siblings down. Partially just to know that they exist and partially to see if I am anything like them and vice versa. I just have no idea how I would go about it, and I wonder if anything good would actually come of it if I managed to succeed.

Haven Planescape Hijack Since: Jan, 2001
Planescape Hijack
#285: Jun 27th 2009 at 12:03:31 AM

Alkthash—a friend of mine is actually dealing with a similar dilemma. He's adopted, and apparently his biological mother is coming to visit. He doesn't know whether or not he wants to meet her.

(Amusingly, he also just finished Metal Gear Solid, but I thought it would be a little insensitive to bring up the connection)

edited 27th Jun '09 12:03:59 AM by Haven

Productivity is for people without internet connections. -Count Dorku
LullTheConqueror Love Freak from eternal loli Hell Since: Jan, 2001
#286: Jun 27th 2009 at 6:48:30 PM

Flippant confession time again!

This Lucy avatar is really starting to grow on me. The original idea when the "avatar shipping" theme started was to pick the cutest sociopath I could think of; but seeing it next to my posts now... a Lucy avatar is so me. waii

the dice are loaded, the deck is stacked, the game itself will hold you back
Tzetze DUMB from a converted church in Venice, Italy Since: Jan, 2001
DUMB
#287: Jun 27th 2009 at 6:50:31 PM

Is she holding a gun? The picture is grainy.

I like this avatar, it's recognizably human while showing a neutral emotion, and not being too human.

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LullTheConqueror Love Freak from eternal loli Hell Since: Jan, 2001
#288: Jun 27th 2009 at 6:53:51 PM

Yeah, she is. It's a lot more obvious in the full-sized picture; maybe I shouldn't have saved the avatar-sized one at the lowest JPEG quality possible.

the dice are loaded, the deck is stacked, the game itself will hold you back
Zetaseal Since: Jan, 2001
#289: Jun 27th 2009 at 8:24:51 PM

Embarrassing confession time:

There was this guy I had a Will They or Won't They? sort of thing with who used to call me deary. I loved it and thought it was adorable, though I never actually admitted it to him. Now, let the teasing commence.

Zetaseal Since: Jan, 2001
#291: Jun 27th 2009 at 8:47:52 PM

And why do you ask? Personal interest?

It didn't go anywhere; we fell out of touch when he went into the army last year.

SandJosieph Since: Dec, 2009
#292: Jun 27th 2009 at 9:00:14 PM

I must confess: I'm not a zombie who explodes without pretense (or provocation).

Tzetze DUMB from a converted church in Venice, Italy Since: Jan, 2001
DUMB
#294: Jun 27th 2009 at 9:05:14 PM

Are you a pretentious zombie that explodes without warning, then?

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melloncollie Since: Feb, 2012
#295: Jun 27th 2009 at 9:25:52 PM

Wait, we're doing avatar shipping? I'm better off with the Audition one then...

Tzetze DUMB from a converted church in Venice, Italy Since: Jan, 2001
DUMB
#296: Jun 27th 2009 at 9:26:34 PM

The current theme is youthful rebellion against the current theme.

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SandJosieph Since: Dec, 2009
#297: Jun 27th 2009 at 9:32:23 PM

If we're doing avatar shipping, what should I do about the two characters in my avatar. They're married.

EnglishIvy Since: Aug, 2011
#298: Jun 27th 2009 at 9:33:27 PM

re: Audition, did they really (spoiler for ouch) stick real pins in the actor's body and eyes? My Wikipedia-fu has failed me.

edited 27th Jun '09 9:33:52 PM by English Ivy

melloncollie Since: Feb, 2012
Tzetze DUMB from a converted church in Venice, Italy Since: Jan, 2001
DUMB
#300: Jun 27th 2009 at 9:46:22 PM

You know. "YOU JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND ME!", hilariously ugly clothing, that sort of thing.

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