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FurikoMaru Reverse the Curse from The Arrogant Wasteland Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: He makes me feel like I have a heart
Reverse the Curse
#1026: Jun 26th 2009 at 6:54:49 PM

Damn Sascha Baron Cohen and his distracting legs and why do I find his Eurotrash hair attractive I hate that kind of personality!!!

Bleh.

A True Lady's Quest - A Jojo is You!
Landstander God Of Cake from Somewhere else Since: Jan, 2001
God Of Cake
#1027: Jun 26th 2009 at 7:59:48 PM

I was blown away when I first saw a picture of him out of character... he is really quite a looker! I seem to recall you saying you like funny Jewish men, so he's perfect for you!

Emperor Wu liked cake, but not exploding cake!
FurikoMaru Reverse the Curse from The Arrogant Wasteland Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: He makes me feel like I have a heart
Reverse the Curse
#1028: Jun 26th 2009 at 8:04:13 PM

Nah, he's a married man. I'm not a poacher; that's my policy. Plus his wife seems really sweet.

A True Lady's Quest - A Jojo is You!
Landstander God Of Cake from Somewhere else Since: Jan, 2001
God Of Cake
#1029: Jun 26th 2009 at 8:09:43 PM

Well, perfect for you in the abstract at least, the way Demetri Martin is the perfect man for me even if he has a girlfriend (dunno if he does, he's never opened up about that)

Emperor Wu liked cake, but not exploding cake!
AFGNCAAP Not axe crazy I swear from Great Underground Empire Since: Jun, 2009
Not axe crazy I swear
#1030: Jun 26th 2009 at 8:13:31 PM

Did someone say Demetri Martin? O.O

Myself, I don't mind if someone famous is single/not, knowing that looking from afar is all I'll ever do.

Some writing.
Golem \m/ ('.') \m/ from New York Since: Jan, 2001
\m/ ('.') \m/
#1031: Jun 26th 2009 at 8:23:06 PM

I suddenly want to see a woman in this.

"They wanted to play 'memes' with the Old School. Now there are tears." - Fast Eddie
Zyxzy Embrace the mindscrew from Salem, OR Since: Jan, 2001
FurikoMaru Reverse the Curse from The Arrogant Wasteland Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: He makes me feel like I have a heart
Reverse the Curse
#1033: Jun 26th 2009 at 8:34:30 PM

Hee. See, the only things at which I excel? All have to do with entertainment in one way or another. So, as unlikely as I admit it is, there exists a faint possibility that I might one day actually meet famous people, and it'd be just... weird, to think of them as semi-unreal. It's one of the reasons I tend to crush more on fictional characters.

I know that's probably kinda pathetic. ^_^;

A True Lady's Quest - A Jojo is You!
LullTheConqueror Love Freak from eternal loli Hell Since: Jan, 2001
#1034: Jun 26th 2009 at 8:44:05 PM

Mmm, burlesque. How I love thee.

I went to a Suicide Girls burlesque show in Philly once. A good time was had by all.

the dice are loaded, the deck is stacked, the game itself will hold you back
Zyxzy Embrace the mindscrew from Salem, OR Since: Jan, 2001
Embrace the mindscrew
#1035: Jun 26th 2009 at 8:44:53 PM

No, that seems pretty reasonable.

And is there anyone for whom "everyone is x for y" true?

What's the frequency Kenneth?|In case of war.
Haven Planescape Hijack Since: Jan, 2001
Planescape Hijack
#1036: Jun 26th 2009 at 8:47:06 PM

Everyone is disappointed for Boxbot?

Productivity is for people without internet connections. -Count Dorku
Fawriel Since: Jan, 2001
Landstander God Of Cake from Somewhere else Since: Jan, 2001
God Of Cake
#1038: Jun 26th 2009 at 11:41:03 PM

I understand Furiko, for me it's a boner killer when a hot famous person has a significant other not because I think I'll meet them one day but it is just a little moment of bursting the fantasy with an icy shower of reality. It usually wont dissipate my crush but still, reality can just suck sometimes.

I am totally, utterly, wholeheartedly gay for Erin Esurance. The pink hair, the derring-do, that catsuit, her cute face, MMM!!!! Of course I'm less bothered by the fact that I'm lusting over a woman than I am the fact that I'm lusting after an advertising mascottongue

edited 26th Jun '09 11:41:47 PM by Landstander

Emperor Wu liked cake, but not exploding cake!
GlennMagusHarvey Since: Jan, 2001
#1039: Jun 27th 2009 at 12:17:57 AM

The heck, Golem?

Landstander: Not to mention that Erin is an attractive name. As is Sara.

Also, I admit some amount of PSL for Natsuki. But is is dampened by the fact that she's played for fanservice (which I don't like) and that she collects lingerie for the hell of it (probably also for fanservice) (which I again don't like).

edited 27th Jun '09 12:26:41 AM by GlennMagusHarvey

Matrix Since: Jan, 2001
#1040: Jun 27th 2009 at 12:25:17 AM

boner killer

This implies that you are capable of having a boner.

Why is Futanari not a page?

Lull I have a job for you.

edited 27th Jun '09 12:26:07 AM by Matrix

Haven Planescape Hijack Since: Jan, 2001
Planescape Hijack
#1041: Jun 27th 2009 at 9:31:12 AM

Fawriel:I'm moe for Boxbot. ._.

You're moe for lotsa things. :p

Productivity is for people without internet connections. -Count Dorku
Fawriel Since: Jan, 2001
#1042: Jun 27th 2009 at 9:44:38 AM

As Kanye West would say: I'm moe for the word moe.

lee4hmz 486-powered rotating frosted cherry Pop-Tart from A shipwreck in the tidal Potomac (Before Recorded History) Relationship Status: Chocolate!
486-powered rotating frosted cherry Pop-Tart
#1043: Jun 27th 2009 at 9:44:56 AM

Matrix: Google "clitoral erection" and prepare to have your mind blown.evil grin

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MetaFour AXTE INCAL AXTUCE MUN from A Place (Old Master)
AXTE INCAL AXTUCE MUN
#1044: Jun 27th 2009 at 9:50:27 AM

Erin Esurance! I hate the dialogue in those ads, but they are some beautiful eye candy.

Damn, why couldn't she have become a character in a TV show rather than a commercial?

Fawriel Since: Jan, 2001
#1046: Jun 27th 2009 at 10:13:34 AM

... *youtubes Erin Esurance*

... What. That's. That's just not right.

Commercials have no damn right to be more stylish and sexier than most real cartoon productions.

LullTheConqueror Love Freak from eternal loli Hell Since: Jan, 2001
#1047: Jun 27th 2009 at 11:12:31 AM

Heh. At least one of you dirty little monkeys must have seen Erin Esurance Rule 34, no? Or am I the only dirty little monkey who's encountered it? waii

@Matrix: You might be on to something... we have Porn Tropes, after all, although real futanari (as opposed to transwomen, or bio-women with prosthetics) are pretty much exclusively a Hentai trope for reasons of, well, not actually existing. Perhaps a YKTTW is in order?

the dice are loaded, the deck is stacked, the game itself will hold you back
Zyxzy Embrace the mindscrew from Salem, OR Since: Jan, 2001
Embrace the mindscrew
#1048: Jun 27th 2009 at 11:20:45 AM

sad.

Well, enough needless whining, back on topic. How strong are your PS Ls, on your own judgement?

What's the frequency Kenneth?|In case of war.
MetaFour AXTE INCAL AXTUCE MUN from A Place (Old Master)
AXTE INCAL AXTUCE MUN
#1049: Jun 27th 2009 at 3:01:31 PM

avatar: Fawriel Jaaa~n! ... *youtubes Erin Esurance*

... What. That's. That's just not right.

Commercials have no damn right to be more stylish and sexier than most real cartoon productions.

I think I remember hearing that high-quality commercials can cost as much to produce as the TV programs they interrupt. Considering that all that budget is going into 30 seconds of animation rather than 30 minutes, it does make sense.

It's still really frustrating.

Pacific Oh Yeah? from da beach house Since: Jan, 2001
Oh Yeah?
#1050: Jun 29th 2009 at 1:29:46 AM

Aki is pretty hot. she has an odd taste in men, though.


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