I can't help it. I-I just want to do filthy things to her.
"Just because someone showers doesn't mean they don't play games. " - lolacatLandy, you don't even know. The scale of perverse things I would do to Velma...
I'm disallowing myself to type them.
"Just because someone showers doesn't mean they don't play games. " - lolacatThe sweater and all the wonderful treasures it contains.
"Just because someone showers doesn't mean they don't play games. " - lolacatNot only terrible, but horrible.
Deplorable, detestable and contemptible, even. And you can't pleasure yourself to it either!
"Just because someone showers doesn't mean they don't play games. " - lolacatKCK: I imagined that...then I imagined it in Drawn-Sex's style. And I laughed...
AS for Velma, she's cute and all, and probably lots of fun to snuggle with and fool around with, but I don't really see doing the whole Kama Sutra or whatever with her.
online since 1993 | huge retrocomputing and TV nerd | lee4hmz.info (under construction) | heapershangout.comFuriko: The 'moody sarcastic guy and chipper bossy girl' has been a relationship I've actually had on more than one occasion. I'm wondering what chipper women see in dour anti-social guys.
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"Everyone wants an answer, don't they?... I hate things with answers." — Grant MorrisonI sure as hell am. I've been attracted to drawlers before, but I've never been able to get up the energy necessary to actually want to date them; I don't know how those girls do it. You lot are just such a fuckin' buzzkill, it'd be like dating my father.
A True Lady's Quest - A Jojo is You!Opposites attract? Every Loerelai wants her Luke.
And because I also love dirty hippies, I had very mild PSL for Shaggy myself!
Emperor Wu liked cake, but not exploding cake!Fred is the original Trope Namer of The Generic Guy; I doubt many people are going to be attracted to that.
You're an ad hominem attack!Eh, he was drawn in the Ken Doll School Of Animating "Handsome" Men.
I was actually musing in other threads that a lot of animated leading men, especially in Disney, fall victim to this by churning out blandly handsome male leads with absolutely no sex appeal. I think the nadir was John Smith of Pocahontas, and it wasn't until they actually asked for female input for Naveen and Flynn that they finally got a hang of how to do it right!
Emperor Wu liked cake, but not exploding cake!Fred would be thinking of building criminal catching devices the whole time. I imagine that'd turn off anyone.
"Just because someone showers doesn't mean they don't play games. " - lolacatAlso, he was Steve from Full House, so bonus points there. Because Steve was cool as a breeze.
"Just because someone showers doesn't mean they don't play games. " - lolacatThere are probably a number of people who would love to be "caught" by Fred.
One of my few regrets about being born female is the inability to grow a handlebar mustache. -Landstander

@tehjinx: Ah, there's one in my list, too. And a lot of peoples'.
A brighter future for a darker age.