Someone have a link to the Lo L player list again? Maybe edit it into a post somewhere on the first page for ease of access?
How can you be in two places at once when you're not anywhere at all?Ninjae'd.
In entirely unrelated news, I got to play with Guardsman Bob. I sucked, we won.
edited 6th Jun '12 4:36:18 PM by Farnion
You knew it was coming. Vuzera part 5:
Part the fifth: Vuther was the first one to wake up. Once he was fully awake and focused, he noticed he didn't oil after his shower. Grabbing a bottle of oil with his hand, he promptly corrected the situation, covering his defined body with oil that complemented his muscles. "I am all oiled up", announced Vuther to the world.
"BEEEEEEFCAKEEEEE~", gawked a perfectly hetero man in the street. "No homo!" he added redundantly, since he was clearly not gay.
Vuther walked outside the room to feed on whatever food there was, since the obnoxious butter smell was aggravating his hunger. Also, he was hungry from fainting twice. On his way, he noticed a new pole in the house, like a monument to his purity. "I wish I had a pole like that", oblivious to the fact that this very pole was a phallus, Ice's to be exact.
It was only when Vuther reached the kitchen that Ice awoken, "VUTHERICHOO" he screamed, "Ride my shaft!" he added. Vuther comtemplated the offer for a second, but refused the enticing offer. "I already told you Ice, I want to stay pure. My body will remain untouched by the genitals of someone else. I won't use mine either".
" I need this Vutherichoo, don't - What are you doing ?!?"
"It's... it's beautiful" said Vuther, nearing the object of interest
"Finally, you're coming to your senses, now hop on - Wait, Vuthe-Vutherichoo, I'm here! Come back!", flabergasted that Vuther skipped him to go farther.
Alas, Vuther was captivated by the new log-in screen of league, mesmerized by Draven's dry hump. There was nothing Ice could do to get him away from the screen, but he tried anyway to reach his oily friend rape victim virgin. In a last ditch attempt to get Vuther's attention, Ice dropped on all fours "Cmon, get here and screw me like a barn yard animal!" he offered, generously giving his first dibs to Vuther on the coitus.
"HORSIIIIIIIII~", gawked a brony, passing by in the street.
"My god Ice, can't you think logically for a second, I'm watching something beautiful here - Hey! get off me you freak!" Vuther bravely tried to shake off Ice, but he was firmly set on his back, desesperately trying to reach his manhood. "Ice" cried Vuther, tears flowing "please, I want to stay pure". His begging did little to stop Ice from grabbing his junk...
Ooooookay. That was not a grand final. I'm not sure what the hell was that, but something definitely happened! Something sexy is bound to happen soon now! Will Ice and Vuther finally get the love machine working? Will Vuther stay a hum, virgin... Wait, I was sure he was a pervert, who the fuck is writing this fanfic. BAH, it matters not! What matters is to not miss the next segment of "Vuzera: eternally yours" (TM)! See you then!
Oh snap, there goes my sanity. Bah, didn't need that. Next Vuzera much sooner. I don't have much left of my soul to heal anyway. I just need to. Wash off the taste of ashes from my mouth. I'll start praying the RNG 2 pages from now. Must keep sentences short. Bees in my ears. Do not like long sentences.
Actually, I'm just skinny.
Especially since I've been eating less in recognition of doing no exercise.
Amongst other things where you Did Not Do The Research.
edited 6th Jun '12 5:02:12 PM by VutherA
I don't know if you noticed, but I'm purposely mixing up facts in the fanfic by now. It's part of the joke.
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You're lucky. I don't read it either, but Marc keeps reading it again and again to me, ending each sentence with "getit?"
edited 6th Jun '12 5:16:27 PM by MisterC
Who's an angry moth? You are! Yes you are! You're the fuzziest and angriest moth! Original pic.
HAH, sorry mate, I'm the worst here. And you're not taking my spot.
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Sorry. Too scared to get eaten.

you can
treat her well
Also, didn't get any egregious forms of lag, though there was a part where I did, and Vuther felt it too, I think.