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HazzyHaz Slice and Dice Since: Oct, 2011
Slice and Dice
#9926: Jun 6th 2012 at 4:07:03 PM

you can

treat her well

Also, didn't get any egregious forms of lag, though there was a part where I did, and Vuther felt it too, I think.

VutherA Since: Jul, 2009
#9927: Jun 6th 2012 at 4:10:34 PM

"treat her well"

The fuck is wrong with you

HazzyHaz Slice and Dice Since: Oct, 2011
Slice and Dice
#9928: Jun 6th 2012 at 4:28:44 PM

Be a better AD than I, vuther

and NEVER. BE. SIVIIIIIIIIIIIR.

VutherA Since: Jul, 2009
#9929: Jun 6th 2012 at 4:29:35 PM

Nope.

You just jelly of the boomerang's skillz.

HazzyHaz Slice and Dice Since: Oct, 2011
Slice and Dice
#9930: Jun 6th 2012 at 4:30:07 PM

Skills?

Ezreal all up in this shit

SOCR Since: Apr, 2009 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
#9931: Jun 6th 2012 at 4:31:25 PM

Someone have a link to the Lo L player list again? Maybe edit it into a post somewhere on the first page for ease of access?

How can you be in two places at once when you're not anywhere at all?
VutherA Since: Jul, 2009
#9932: Jun 6th 2012 at 4:32:26 PM

Here you are!

Bottom of the first page, too.

edited 6th Jun '12 4:34:41 PM by VutherA

Farnion Since: May, 2011
#9933: Jun 6th 2012 at 4:35:01 PM

Ninjae'd.

In entirely unrelated news, I got to play with Guardsman Bob. I sucked, we won.

edited 6th Jun '12 4:36:18 PM by Farnion

HazzyHaz Slice and Dice Since: Oct, 2011
VutherA Since: Jul, 2009
#9935: Jun 6th 2012 at 4:49:46 PM

Exactly.

And that is why Sivir is awesome.

QuestionMarc Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
#9936: Jun 6th 2012 at 4:52:17 PM

You knew it was coming. Vuzera part 5:


Part the fourth

Part the fifth: Vuther was the first one to wake up. Once he was fully awake and focused, he noticed he didn't oil after his shower. Grabbing a bottle of oil with his hand, he promptly corrected the situation, covering his defined body with oil that complemented his muscles. "I am all oiled up", announced Vuther to the world.

"BEEEEEEFCAKEEEEE~", gawked a perfectly hetero man in the street. "No homo!" he added redundantly, since he was clearly not gay.

Vuther walked outside the room to feed on whatever food there was, since the obnoxious butter smell was aggravating his hunger. Also, he was hungry from fainting twice. On his way, he noticed a new pole in the house, like a monument to his purity. "I wish I had a pole like that", oblivious to the fact that this very pole was a phallus, Ice's to be exact.

It was only when Vuther reached the kitchen that Ice awoken, "VUTHERICHOO" he screamed, "Ride my shaft!" he added. Vuther comtemplated the offer for a second, but refused the enticing offer. "I already told you Ice, I want to stay pure. My body will remain untouched by the genitals of someone else. I won't use mine either".

" I need this Vutherichoo, don't - What are you doing ?!?"

"It's... it's beautiful" said Vuther, nearing the object of interest

"Finally, you're coming to your senses, now hop on - Wait, Vuthe-Vutherichoo, I'm here! Come back!", flabergasted that Vuther skipped him to go farther.

Alas, Vuther was captivated by the new log-in screen of league, mesmerized by Draven's dry hump. There was nothing Ice could do to get him away from the screen, but he tried anyway to reach his oily friend rape victim virgin. In a last ditch attempt to get Vuther's attention, Ice dropped on all fours "Cmon, get here and screw me like a barn yard animal!" he offered, generously giving his first dibs to Vuther on the coitus.

"HORSIIIIIIIII~", gawked a brony, passing by in the street.

"My god Ice, can't you think logically for a second

, I'm watching something beautiful here - Hey! get off me you freak!" Vuther bravely tried to shake off Ice, but he was firmly set on his back, desesperately trying to reach his manhood. "Ice" cried Vuther, tears flowing "please, I want to stay pure". His begging did little to stop Ice from grabbing his junk...

Ooooookay. That was not a grand final. I'm not sure what the hell was that, but something definitely happened! Something sexy is bound to happen soon now! Will Ice and Vuther finally get the love machine working? Will Vuther stay a hum, virgin... Wait, I was sure he was a pervert, who the fuck is writing this fanfic. BAH, it matters not! What matters is to not miss the next segment of "Vuzera: eternally yours" (TM)! See you then!


Oh snap, there goes my sanity. Bah, didn't need that. Next Vuzera much sooner. I don't have much left of my soul to heal anyway. I just need to. Wash off the taste of ashes from my mouth. I'll start praying the RNG 2 pages from now. Must keep sentences short. Bees in my ears. Do not like long sentences.

VutherA Since: Jul, 2009
#9937: Jun 6th 2012 at 5:00:28 PM

Actually, I'm just skinny.

Especially since I've been eating less in recognition of doing no exercise.

Amongst other things where you Did Not Do The Research.

edited 6th Jun '12 5:02:12 PM by VutherA

QuestionMarc Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
#9938: Jun 6th 2012 at 5:04:46 PM

I don't know if you noticed, but I'm purposely mixing up facts in the fanfic by now. It's part of the joke.

QuestionMarc Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
#9940: Jun 6th 2012 at 5:09:22 PM

Is that a subtle cue. To ask me to stop writting Vuzera? Are you this ingrate Vuther. that you can't appreciate the destruction. Of my soul to construct this piece of art?

Icezera GOD of Gundam from Space Since: Sep, 2010
GOD of Gundam
#9941: Jun 6th 2012 at 5:10:15 PM

Glad I can selectively read because I will never look at your shit. Ever.

I'm not playing League again until Vayne gets buffed!

...or at least, I wish I had that dedication.

NU GUNDAM WA DATE JA NAI!
VutherA Since: Jul, 2009
#9942: Jun 6th 2012 at 5:14:29 PM

You used to be cool.

You've changed, man.

HazzyHaz Slice and Dice Since: Oct, 2011
Slice and Dice
#9943: Jun 6th 2012 at 5:15:23 PM

that dry hump is indeed very intriguing

MisterC Angry Moth from roughly over there Since: Jul, 2010 Relationship Status: Healthy, deeply-felt respect for this here Shotgun
Angry Moth
#9944: Jun 6th 2012 at 5:16:18 PM

[up][up][up] You're lucky. I don't read it either, but Marc keeps reading it again and again to me, ending each sentence with "getit?"

edited 6th Jun '12 5:16:27 PM by MisterC

Who's an angry moth? You are! Yes you are! You're the fuzziest and angriest moth! Original pic.
QuestionMarc Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
BleiddWhitefalcon Since: Feb, 2011
#9946: Jun 6th 2012 at 5:20:51 PM

  • walks in to ask a question* ...what the hell is going on here? You lot made me forget my question![lol]

Suits my state of mind right now...
Jeorg from Thailand down South Since: Sep, 2011 Relationship Status: I'm just high on the world
#9947: Jun 6th 2012 at 5:26:12 PM

You're scaring away the newcomers and lurkers.

A love that crushes like a mace.
Icezera GOD of Gundam from Space Since: Sep, 2010
GOD of Gundam
#9948: Jun 6th 2012 at 5:27:40 PM

we need more people for me to eat in our customs.

NU GUNDAM WA DATE JA NAI!
BleiddWhitefalcon Since: Feb, 2011
#9949: Jun 6th 2012 at 5:28:40 PM

You'd definitely be able to take me. Pretty sure everyone in this thread could.

Suits my state of mind right now...
MisterC Angry Moth from roughly over there Since: Jul, 2010 Relationship Status: Healthy, deeply-felt respect for this here Shotgun
Angry Moth
#9950: Jun 6th 2012 at 5:30:18 PM

[up] HAH, sorry mate, I'm the worst here. And you're not taking my spot.

[up][up] Sorry. Too scared to get eaten.

Who's an angry moth? You are! Yes you are! You're the fuzziest and angriest moth! Original pic.

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