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Zolnier The Odd Lad from A suspiciously dull shop Since: Apr, 2009
The Odd Lad
#1: Mar 26th 2010 at 7:47:45 PM

It's a good thing that Anthony crucified my mother yesterday does anyone know where to find that splendid butcher knife? I think we should give him a 'surprise'

Life's Gonna Suck When You Grow Up... But Is It That Great Now?... Also I'm Skylark2 now.
BlackDove (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
#2: Mar 26th 2010 at 8:51:54 PM

Why a knife? Use a Gatling Gun just make sure he doesn't — !

/sees the creepy kid around the corner

Zolnier The Odd Lad from A suspiciously dull shop Since: Apr, 2009
The Odd Lad
#3: Mar 26th 2010 at 11:17:03 PM

It's a good thing that you turned that nasty women into a tree, now There's something very special behind that house over their, why don't you take a look. (signals to fellow conspirtier to signal another conspiriter to activate the landmines)

Life's Gonna Suck When You Grow Up... But Is It That Great Now?... Also I'm Skylark2 now.
rumetzen Since: Jan, 2010
#4: Mar 26th 2010 at 11:46:39 PM

Wow, a dragon. Oh look, it's eating our dog! How nice. -Pulls out a butcher knife and gets turned into a jack o lantern-

AgentNomnomJayden (´∀`) from secret eff bee eye base Since: Mar, 2010
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#5: Mar 27th 2010 at 12:09:38 AM

I'm so glad Anthony turned my legs into turnips. Really, I don't mind at all. I never did like walking anyway... -eye twitches-

JESUS CHRIST IT'S THE FEDS GET IN THE CAR
Zolnier The Odd Lad from A suspiciously dull shop Since: Apr, 2009
The Odd Lad
#6: Mar 27th 2010 at 12:11:17 AM

That was the greatest thing you've ever done! Know why don't you go climb Black Dove, she has nice sturdy branches- hopes to god he climbs on the hollowed out branch.

Life's Gonna Suck When You Grow Up... But Is It That Great Now?... Also I'm Skylark2 now.
AgentNomnomJayden (´∀`) from secret eff bee eye base Since: Mar, 2010
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#7: Mar 27th 2010 at 12:17:48 AM

Really, I'm grateful to you for turning my legs into turnips, because I actually hate walking, so now I can just chill like nolbody's business pleaseclimbintothattreethatbranchtherelooksreallysturdygoaheadplease

JESUS CHRIST IT'S THE FEDS GET IN THE CAR
Zolnier The Odd Lad from A suspiciously dull shop Since: Apr, 2009
The Odd Lad
#8: Mar 27th 2010 at 12:47:23 AM

Oh yes the branch snapped he fallen oh yes he's fallen we're finally fucking free, oh Anthoney, your okay! That thats wonderful! Oh thank you I like my new lobster arm very much thank you!

Life's Gonna Suck When You Grow Up... But Is It That Great Now?... Also I'm Skylark2 now.
Scisless What's That Zach? from The End of Time Since: Apr, 2009
What's That Zach?
#9: Mar 27th 2010 at 1:24:10 AM

Please... not the cornfield. Anything but the cornfield...

Barkey Since: Feb, 2010 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
#10: Mar 27th 2010 at 1:34:22 AM

Hi Anthony! Wanna come play computer with me? I'm going to show you this game called the TV Tropes forum, it's full of really nice people who you'll like!

Zolnier The Odd Lad from A suspiciously dull shop Since: Apr, 2009
The Odd Lad
#11: Mar 27th 2010 at 1:38:54 AM

It's a good thing you sent Scisless to the tomato patch, a wonderful thing. Now do you know that if you look at the Black Dove tree you can see her face now just keep staring- prepares to slice of head with lobster claw.

edited 27th Mar '10 8:40:56 AM by Zolnier

Life's Gonna Suck When You Grow Up... But Is It That Great Now?... Also I'm Skylark2 now.
DogLover Since: Jan, 2010
#12: Mar 27th 2010 at 7:52:05 AM

Oh hi! *looks up, gives signal to say "Drop the anvil."*

Zolnier The Odd Lad from A suspiciously dull shop Since: Apr, 2009
The Odd Lad
#13: Mar 27th 2010 at 8:38:54 AM

What sily person left an anvil hanging over your head? Oh and thak you for making it snow, killing half the crops and making us resort to eating Nomnoms turnip legs and my lobster arm a spelndid thing. Looks into child's window and gestures to comrades to get a move on with arming the explosives. Now why don't you take a nap so you can be all fresh for television night.

Life's Gonna Suck When You Grow Up... But Is It That Great Now?... Also I'm Skylark2 now.
BlackDove (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
#14: Mar 27th 2010 at 12:13:55 PM

/is a tree

(OMG SOMEBODY HELP OMG OMG OMG HELP SOMEBODY HELP OMG HELP PLEASE!!!!!)

By the way Zoln, I'm a guy

edited 27th Mar '10 12:14:08 PM by BlackDove

Zolnier The Odd Lad from A suspiciously dull shop Since: Apr, 2009
The Odd Lad
#15: Mar 27th 2010 at 5:20:18 PM

Sorry.

Life's Gonna Suck When You Grow Up... But Is It That Great Now?... Also I'm Skylark2 now.
BlackDove (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
Roundy210 Since: Apr, 2009
#17: Mar 27th 2010 at 11:04:44 PM

Gee, thanks for setting me on fire, Anthony. I was getting really damp and-TIMETODIEBITCH!

(TURN-INTO-BRICK-POOF)

...shit.

BlackDove (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
#18: Mar 27th 2010 at 11:13:16 PM

Well at least your harder to destroy Look at me!! Help!!!!

Roundy210 Since: Apr, 2009
#19: Mar 27th 2010 at 11:20:22 PM

Hey, you're right! HEY KID, TRY AND-(TURN-INTO-MARSHMELLOW-POOF)

DAMMIT!

BlackDove (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
#20: Mar 27th 2010 at 11:21:29 PM

/is a tree.

So...boring...being...a....tree! Photosynthesis.......blegh.....

edited 27th Mar '10 11:21:39 PM by BlackDove

Roundy210 Since: Apr, 2009
#21: Mar 27th 2010 at 11:23:51 PM

(cries) I'm squishy in more ways than one!

Zolnier The Odd Lad from A suspiciously dull shop Since: Apr, 2009
The Odd Lad
#22: Mar 27th 2010 at 11:48:14 PM

Forty years later... It's a good thing that you've had a daughter whoose powers dwarf yours, don't you think that Black Dove should stop being a tree he's really sorry!

edited 28th Mar '10 12:25:20 AM by Zolnier

Life's Gonna Suck When You Grow Up... But Is It That Great Now?... Also I'm Skylark2 now.
BlackDove (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
Roundy210 Since: Apr, 2009
#24: Mar 27th 2010 at 11:53:24 PM

um, the bullet turned into a banana. and the gun turned into a pony. and you turned into a brick.

Well, at least i'm not a-(POOF!) SON OF A BITCH!

edited 27th Mar '10 11:53:51 PM by Roundy210

Zolnier The Odd Lad from A suspiciously dull shop Since: Apr, 2009
The Odd Lad
#25: Mar 27th 2010 at 11:58:19 PM

It's a good thing that you brought your daughter back to life as a zombie, and it's even better that it feasted on my grandaughter's blood, a wonderful thing. Gestures to Anthoney's mother to place the carpet of the pit full of caustic substances we made

Life's Gonna Suck When You Grow Up... But Is It That Great Now?... Also I'm Skylark2 now.

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