the whole point is to jump out early and nuke your hand and deck to a point where I can manage it. then just sit around picking off at your hand/deck/life until I either deck you, bleed you, or summon merit lage.
"Coffee! Coffeecoffeecoffee! Coffee! Not as strong as Meth-amphetamine, but it lets you keep your teeth!"Oh dear, this could be bad. If I end up getting mana-screwed, I'm up for a rematch.
Swamp, Gnat Miser
. Go.
- Life: 20
- Hand: 5
- Land: Swamp (T)
- Creatures: Gnat Miser [1/1]
- Other:
- Graveyard:
- Exiled:
Draw.
Play a Plains.
Tap it and play a Steppe Lynx
.
Life: 20
Land: Plains (T)
Creatures: Steppe Lynx (0/1)
Other:
Graveyard:
Hand: 6
edited 27th May '10 12:44:00 AM by Matrix
UUD.
Swing with Gnat Miser. Go, no matter whether or not you block.
- Life: 20
- Hand: 6
- Land: Swamp
- Creatures: Gnat Miser [1/1] (T)
- Other:
- Graveyard:
- Exiled:
edited 27th May '10 12:46:30 AM by Ironeye
I'm bad, and that's good. I will never be good, and that's not bad. There's no one I'd rather be than me.I take the 1 damage.
UUD.
I play a Plains.
I tap a plains to play a Leonin Elder
. I tap the other plains to play a Leonin Bola
.
I gain 1 life because of the Elder.
Steppe Lynx gains +2/+2 because I played a plains.
I attack with the Steppe Lynx.
Life: 20
Land: 2x Plains (2T)
Creatures: Steppe Lynx (2/3 T) | Leonin Elder (1/1)
Other: Leonin Bola
Graveyard:
Hand: 4
edited 27th May '10 12:53:27 AM by Matrix
I play a plains, and tap it to play a Steppe Lynx
.
Life: 20
Land: Plains (T)
Creatures: Steppe Lynx (0/1)
Other:
Graveyard:
Hand: 3
edited 27th May '10 1:12:15 AM by Matrix
UUD.
Play a Plains.
Tap them both for a Leonin Den-Guard
.
Steppe Lynx gains +2/+2 since I played a land.
Steppe Lynx attacks.
Go.
Life: 20
Land: 2x Plains (2T)
Creatures: Steppe Lynx (2/3 T) | Leonin Den-Guard (1/3)
Other:
Graveyard:
Hand: 2
edited 27th May '10 1:16:12 AM by Matrix
I take 2.
UUD. And this time it's a mana flood with only expensive cards.
Swamp. Nezumi Shortfang
. Go.
- Life: 18
- Hand: 6
- Land: 2x Swamp (T)
- Creatures: Nezumi Shortfang [1/1]
- Other:
- Graveyard:
- Exiled:

I concede. I promise this deck was supposed to do something.
"Coffee! Coffeecoffeecoffee! Coffee! Not as strong as Meth-amphetamine, but it lets you keep your teeth!"