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Lanceleoghauni Cyborg Helmsman from Z or R Twice Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: In my bunk
#1626: May 26th 2010 at 10:06:54 PM

I concede. I promise this deck was supposed to do something.

"Coffee! Coffeecoffeecoffee! Coffee! Not as strong as Meth-amphetamine, but it lets you keep your teeth!"
CountDorku Behold my legal acumen! from the depths of insanity (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
Behold my legal acumen!
#1627: May 26th 2010 at 10:09:11 PM

I think I can see what it was supposed to do: force me into card disadvantage, then mill me to death. I can also see the problem: you didn't draw enough creatures, and this is a pretty aggressive deck. Better luck next time.

[Handshake]

Lanceleoghauni Cyborg Helmsman from Z or R Twice Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: In my bunk
#1628: May 26th 2010 at 10:12:34 PM

[handshake]

It doesn't have many creatures period.

"Coffee! Coffeecoffeecoffee! Coffee! Not as strong as Meth-amphetamine, but it lets you keep your teeth!"
CountDorku Behold my legal acumen! from the depths of insanity (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
Behold my legal acumen!
#1629: May 26th 2010 at 10:16:32 PM

Yeah, I'd look into a few more of them if I were in your position.

Lanceleoghauni Cyborg Helmsman from Z or R Twice Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: In my bunk
#1630: May 26th 2010 at 10:17:35 PM

the whole point is to jump out early and nuke your hand and deck to a point where I can manage it. then just sit around picking off at your hand/deck/life until I either deck you, bleed you, or summon merit lage.

"Coffee! Coffeecoffeecoffee! Coffee! Not as strong as Meth-amphetamine, but it lets you keep your teeth!"
CountDorku Behold my legal acumen! from the depths of insanity (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
Behold my legal acumen!
#1631: May 26th 2010 at 10:20:30 PM

Well, I suppose with that style of play it's either win big or lose big. I'm sure against a combo deck it'd do better.

Lanceleoghauni Cyborg Helmsman from Z or R Twice Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: In my bunk
#1632: May 26th 2010 at 10:22:53 PM

It's black/blue. It fluff wise and mechanics wise HATES green.

"Coffee! Coffeecoffeecoffee! Coffee! Not as strong as Meth-amphetamine, but it lets you keep your teeth!"
Matrix Since: Jan, 2001
#1633: May 27th 2010 at 12:02:39 AM

Who wants to play against my new Kitty Deck? :3

edited 27th May '10 12:02:47 AM by Matrix

Gelzo Gerald Zosewater from the vault Since: Oct, 2009
Gerald Zosewater
#1634: May 27th 2010 at 12:05:44 AM

Kitty deck sounds like a euphemism for breasts.waii

Ruining everything forever.
Ironeye Cutmaster-san from SoCal Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: Falling within your bell curve
Cutmaster-san
#1635: May 27th 2010 at 12:16:51 AM

I'm making up a rat deck at the moment. Once I'm done, I'll duel you.

I'm bad, and that's good. I will never be good, and that's not bad. There's no one I'd rather be than me.
Ironeye Cutmaster-san from SoCal Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: Falling within your bell curve
Cutmaster-san
#1636: May 27th 2010 at 12:29:08 AM

I'm ready. Draw or go?

I'm bad, and that's good. I will never be good, and that's not bad. There's no one I'd rather be than me.
Matrix Since: Jan, 2001
#1637: May 27th 2010 at 12:31:30 AM

Heh. Cats vs Rats. I'll draw.

Ironeye Cutmaster-san from SoCal Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: Falling within your bell curve
Cutmaster-san
#1638: May 27th 2010 at 12:35:15 AM

Oh dear, this could be bad. If I end up getting mana-screwed, I'm up for a rematch.

Swamp, Gnat Miser. Go.

  • Life: 20
  • Hand:  5
  • Land: Swamp (T)
  • Creatures: Gnat Miser [1/1]
  • Other:
  • Graveyard:
  • Exiled:

I'm bad, and that's good. I will never be good, and that's not bad. There's no one I'd rather be than me.
Matrix Since: Jan, 2001
#1639: May 27th 2010 at 12:43:47 AM

Draw.

Play a Plains.

Tap it and play a Steppe Lynx.

Life: 20
Land: Plains (T)
Creatures: Steppe Lynx (0/1)
Other:
Graveyard:
Hand:  6

edited 27th May '10 12:44:00 AM by Matrix

Ironeye Cutmaster-san from SoCal Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: Falling within your bell curve
Cutmaster-san
#1640: May 27th 2010 at 12:45:37 AM

UUD.

Swing with Gnat Miser. Go, no matter whether or not you block.

  • Life: 20
  • Hand:  6
  • Land: Swamp
  • Creatures: Gnat Miser [1/1] (T)
  • Other:
  • Graveyard:
  • Exiled:

edited 27th May '10 12:46:30 AM by Ironeye

I'm bad, and that's good. I will never be good, and that's not bad. There's no one I'd rather be than me.
Matrix Since: Jan, 2001
#1641: May 27th 2010 at 12:52:25 AM

I take the 1 damage.

UUD.

I play a Plains.

I tap a plains to play a Leonin Elder. I tap the other plains to play a Leonin Bola.

I gain 1 life because of the Elder.

Steppe Lynx gains +2/+2 because I played a plains.

I attack with the Steppe Lynx.

Life: 20
Land: 2x Plains (2T)
Creatures: Steppe Lynx (2/3 T) | Leonin Elder (1/1)
Other: Leonin Bola
Graveyard:
Hand:  4

edited 27th May '10 12:53:27 AM by Matrix

Ironeye Cutmaster-san from SoCal Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: Falling within your bell curve
Cutmaster-san
#1642: May 27th 2010 at 12:54:30 AM

Goddammit! I drew 3 Patron of the Nezumi in a row. I resign. Rematch?

I'm bad, and that's good. I will never be good, and that's not bad. There's no one I'd rather be than me.
Ironeye Cutmaster-san from SoCal Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: Falling within your bell curve
Cutmaster-san
#1644: May 27th 2010 at 12:57:17 AM

Draw or go?

I'm bad, and that's good. I will never be good, and that's not bad. There's no one I'd rather be than me.
Matrix Since: Jan, 2001
#1645: May 27th 2010 at 1:03:10 AM

I'll go. First I'm going to mulligan, however.

Matrix Since: Jan, 2001
Matrix Since: Jan, 2001
#1647: May 27th 2010 at 1:06:35 AM

I play a plains, and tap it to play a Steppe Lynx.

Life: 20
Land: Plains (T)
Creatures: Steppe Lynx (0/1)
Other:
Graveyard:
Hand:  3

edited 27th May '10 1:12:15 AM by Matrix

Ironeye Cutmaster-san from SoCal Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: Falling within your bell curve
Cutmaster-san
#1648: May 27th 2010 at 1:09:47 AM

Mulligan.

UUD.

Swamp. Go.

  • Life: 20
  • Hand:  6
  • Land: Swamp
  • Creatures:
  • Other:
  • Graveyard:
  • Exiled:

I'm bad, and that's good. I will never be good, and that's not bad. There's no one I'd rather be than me.
Matrix Since: Jan, 2001
#1649: May 27th 2010 at 1:13:35 AM

UUD.

Play a Plains.

Tap them both for a Leonin Den-Guard.

Steppe Lynx gains +2/+2 since I played a land.

Steppe Lynx attacks.

Go.

Life: 20
Land: 2x Plains (2T)
Creatures: Steppe Lynx (2/3 T) | Leonin Den-Guard (1/3)
Other:
Graveyard:
Hand:  2

edited 27th May '10 1:16:12 AM by Matrix

Ironeye Cutmaster-san from SoCal Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: Falling within your bell curve
Cutmaster-san
#1650: May 27th 2010 at 1:17:38 AM

I take 2.

UUD. And this time it's a mana flood with only expensive cards.

Swamp. Nezumi Shortfang. Go.

  • Life: 18
  • Hand:  6
  • Land: 2x Swamp (T)
  • Creatures: Nezumi Shortfang [1/1]
  • Other:
  • Graveyard:
  • Exiled:

I'm bad, and that's good. I will never be good, and that's not bad. There's no one I'd rather be than me.

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