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CountDorku Behold my legal acumen! from the depths of insanity (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
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#1601: May 26th 2010 at 8:43:46 PM

If anyone fancies a game, I'm back.

edited 26th May '10 8:44:35 PM by Count Dorku

Lanceleoghauni Cyborg Helmsman from Z or R Twice Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: In my bunk
#1602: May 26th 2010 at 9:08:55 PM

I'd be interested in trying out my deck.

I've not played for awhile so I expect to lose.

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CountDorku Behold my legal acumen! from the depths of insanity (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
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#1603: May 26th 2010 at 9:09:46 PM

Draw or go?

Lanceleoghauni Cyborg Helmsman from Z or R Twice Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: In my bunk
#1604: May 26th 2010 at 9:10:29 PM

I'll draw.

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Lanceleoghauni Cyborg Helmsman from Z or R Twice Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: In my bunk
#1605: May 26th 2010 at 9:12:06 PM

wait. Can these programs handle discarding from the deck?

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CountDorku Behold my legal acumen! from the depths of insanity (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
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#1606: May 26th 2010 at 9:12:18 PM

Drop a forest, Thornscape Apprentice. Go.

EDIT: I'm not sure if that's going to be an issue, I'm not running a mill deck.

edited 26th May '10 9:13:16 PM by Count Dorku

Lanceleoghauni Cyborg Helmsman from Z or R Twice Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: In my bunk
#1607: May 26th 2010 at 9:12:47 PM

Play an Island. Go.

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CountDorku Behold my legal acumen! from the depths of insanity (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
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#1608: May 26th 2010 at 9:14:50 PM

UUD, Stirring Wildwood and attack with the Apprentice. Go.

Life: 20
Lands: Forest, Stirring Wildwood (t)
Creatures: Thornscape Apprentice (1/1, t)
Hand:  5

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#1609: May 26th 2010 at 9:15:21 PM

@Lance: Discarding from the top of the deck is merely "drawing" directly to the graveyard if you're using something like Magic Assistant. Pulling something from the middle/bottom of a deck is the part that MA can't handle.

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Lanceleoghauni Cyborg Helmsman from Z or R Twice Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: In my bunk
#1610: May 26th 2010 at 9:20:45 PM

UUD.

Life: 19

Lands: Swamp(t), Island(T).

Creatures: None

Hand:  5

I play Glimpse the Unthinkable

edited 26th May '10 9:21:13 PM by Lanceleoghauni

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CountDorku Behold my legal acumen! from the depths of insanity (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
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#1611: May 26th 2010 at 9:27:01 PM

You have milled me for 6 forests, a plains, Dosan's Oldest Chant, Gerrard's Command and Treva's Charm.

UUD, I cast Time of Need and put Gerrard Capashen into my hand. Then I drop a Graypelt Refuge, and attack with the Apprentice again. Go.

Life: 21
Lands: Graypelt Refuge, Forest, Stirring Wildwood (all tapped)
Creatures: Thornscape Apprentice (t)
Hand:  5


Graveyard: Time of Need, Treva's Charm, Gerrard's Command, Dosan's Oldest Chant, Plains, 5x Forest

edited 26th May '10 9:28:44 PM by Count Dorku

Lanceleoghauni Cyborg Helmsman from Z or R Twice Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: In my bunk
#1612: May 26th 2010 at 9:32:13 PM

UUD

Life: 18

Lands: Swamp, Swamp, Island.

Creatures: None.

Hand:  4

I cast Durrhurr Lrn2read, then end my turn.

edited 26th May '10 9:35:37 PM by Lanceleoghauni

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CountDorku Behold my legal acumen! from the depths of insanity (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
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#1613: May 26th 2010 at 9:33:21 PM

I haven't summoned him yet. He's in my hand, returning him there is a waste of time. All Time of Need let me do was pull him out of the deck before you could mill him away. Would you like to reconsider?

Lanceleoghauni Cyborg Helmsman from Z or R Twice Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: In my bunk
#1614: May 26th 2010 at 9:35:01 PM

Done.

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CountDorku Behold my legal acumen! from the depths of insanity (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
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#1615: May 26th 2010 at 9:38:33 PM

UUD, drop a plains, tap all my lands to summon Yavimaya Elder and Leo, my Loam Lion (who is at 2/3 because I control a forest). Then I attack again with the Apprentice. Go.

Life: 21
Lands: Forest, Plains, Graypelt Refuge, Stirring Wildwood (all tapped)
Creatures: Yavimaya Elder (2/1), Leo (2/3), Thornscape Apprentice (t)
Hand: Gerrard,  +2

Lanceleoghauni Cyborg Helmsman from Z or R Twice Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: In my bunk
#1616: May 26th 2010 at 9:42:31 PM

UUD

Tap two swamps to play Dimir Guild Mage

Life: 17

Lands: Swamp(t), Swamp(t), Island.

Creatures: Dimir Guild Mage

Hand:  4

edited 26th May '10 9:42:43 PM by Lanceleoghauni

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CountDorku Behold my legal acumen! from the depths of insanity (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
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#1617: May 26th 2010 at 9:44:02 PM

UUD, drop another Forest, summon Gerrard. Then I attack with the Elder and Leo. Blocking?

Lanceleoghauni Cyborg Helmsman from Z or R Twice Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: In my bunk
#1618: May 26th 2010 at 9:48:27 PM

Unsummon on Gerrard.

Block the lion. Guildmage dies.

Lands:2 Swamp (2t), Island(t)

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CountDorku Behold my legal acumen! from the depths of insanity (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
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#1619: May 26th 2010 at 9:48:59 PM

Well, it's your turn.

Life: 21
Lands: 2 forests, plains, wildwood, refuge
Creatures: Leo (t), Yavi Elder (t), Apprentice
Hand:  3


Graveyard: as noted

edited 26th May '10 9:51:41 PM by Count Dorku

Lanceleoghauni Cyborg Helmsman from Z or R Twice Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: In my bunk
#1620: May 26th 2010 at 9:51:22 PM

UUD

Life: 15

Lands: 2 Swamp, Island.

Creatures: None

Hand:  6

I end my turn.

edited 26th May '10 9:51:35 PM by Lanceleoghauni

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CountDorku Behold my legal acumen! from the depths of insanity (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
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#1621: May 26th 2010 at 9:53:41 PM

UUD, drop a plains, summon Gerrard again and attack with the Elder, Lion and Apprentice. Any reaction?

Life: 21
Lands: 2 forests (t), 2 plains (t), Graypelt Refuge (t), Stirring Wildwood
Creatures: Apprentice (t), Elder (t), Leo (t), Gerrard
Graveyard: plenty thanks!
Hand:  2

Lanceleoghauni Cyborg Helmsman from Z or R Twice Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: In my bunk
#1622: May 26th 2010 at 9:55:35 PM

Unsummon gerrard.

Land: 2 swamp. Island (t).

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CountDorku Behold my legal acumen! from the depths of insanity (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
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#1623: May 26th 2010 at 9:56:10 PM

Your turn.

Lanceleoghauni Cyborg Helmsman from Z or R Twice Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: In my bunk
#1624: May 26th 2010 at 10:00:37 PM

UUD

Life: 11

I play Mind Slash

Lands: 2 Swamp(2t), Island.(t)

Creatures: None

Enchantments: Mind Slash

Hand:  5

I end my turn.

edited 26th May '10 10:00:57 PM by Lanceleoghauni

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CountDorku Behold my legal acumen! from the depths of insanity (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
Behold my legal acumen!
#1625: May 26th 2010 at 10:04:19 PM

UUD.

Tap 2 forests and a plains for Darksteel Ingot. Tap the Ingot for red mana and the remaining three lands for Thornscape Battlemage with red kicker, dealing 2 damage to you. Then the Apprentice, Elder and Leo go over to hit you again. Go.

Life: 21
Lands: 2 forests (2t), 2 plains (2t), wildwood (t), refuge (t)
Artifacts: Darksteel Ingot (t)
Creatures: Apprentice (t), Elder (t), Leo (t)
Hand:  2


Graveyard: Enough.


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