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yarrunmace Ghosts' Poet from Seine Since: Jun, 2009
Ghosts' Poet
#1176: Nov 7th 2010 at 5:15:20 PM

(As soon as Att turns around, Koakuma starts silently freaking out.)

Koakuma: He knows! He must know! Either that, or...could he just be that dumb? Is he just saying that for no reason? Is he just nuts?! Aargh, why do I have to deal with such mindgames?!

Koakuma: Okay, okay. Screw the mindgames. I still bet I can stab him faster than he can beat me away. I'm...just going to wait for a while. To be safe.

you'll then have a grave in the clouds where you won't lie too cramped
KylerThatch literary masochist Since: Jan, 2001
literary masochist
#1177: Nov 7th 2010 at 5:43:06 PM

Miss Patchouli!

Yarrun, keep an eye on our tengu friend, in case she starts stirring. I'm not very confident about the rope holding her for long if she wakes up.

(He sets down Aya against a nearby stack of books, and approaches Patchouli with an intent to remove the cloth gag. However...)

Okay, this is suspicious. No auras on the one thing preventing her from reciting spells?

Miss Patchouli, whoever did this, did they put a trap on the gag or something?

This "faculty lot" you speak of sounds like a place of great power...
AttObl ... Since: Oct, 2010
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#1178: Nov 7th 2010 at 6:38:50 PM

*While he is continuing to look at Koakuma, he continues to walk around while holding Aya's fan.*

So... Do you think Hong Meiling can handle herself in the assist of saving this place...? I hope that... She survives... As with Sakuya...

*He continues to walk around, still looking behind.*

Shutdown sequence initiated.
yarrunmace Ghosts' Poet from Seine Since: Jun, 2009
Ghosts' Poet
#1179: Nov 7th 2010 at 7:06:55 PM

(Patchouli only utters a long wheeze. It seems that her asthma's bad right now. If one looks closely, one can see some smoke coming off of the gag.)

(Yarrun rifles through Aya's pockets.)

Elsewhere

Koakuma: Considering how well she puts up with the higher ups, I doubt anything could defeat Meiling head-on.

Koakuma: Okay, yeah, he knows. Heh, no problem. He doesn't know that I know that he know. Slight change in plans.

(Koakuma flies beside Att)

you'll then have a grave in the clouds where you won't lie too cramped
ckretaznman Since: Jul, 2009
#1180: Nov 7th 2010 at 7:36:59 PM

@Scarlet Devil Mansion's Library@

A portal suddenly opened upon the ceiling of the library and a male zoomed through it and crashed into a large bookcase.

"Ow! My sperm!" he exclaimed.

"ngaaaaah..." He looked around him, rubbing his head. "Eh? Eh?! Eh??!! I don't remember getting drugged."

KylerThatch literary masochist Since: Jan, 2001
literary masochist
#1181: Nov 7th 2010 at 8:21:23 PM

Okay, maybe it wasn't a mind game after all. But that's just cruel

(As he moves to take off the gag, a crash is heard somewhere behind him.)

Oh, geez. It's just one series of incidents after another. I don't have time for all these. (Note to self: research time magic)

(After untying the gag and tossing it aside, he searches his memory for a certain spell.)

...Spring Wind!

(A light breeze picks up, bringing fresh air that smelled of a grassy hill under a mid-April sun, with just a hint of orchids.)

This "faculty lot" you speak of sounds like a place of great power...
AttObl ... Since: Oct, 2010
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#1182: Nov 8th 2010 at 3:58:46 AM

Even though Reimu and Marisa won against her before? I hope that is quite true, even if she fought against Reimu and Marisa and lost badly.

*He continues to walk, but he is also holding Aya's fan just in case if something bad happens.*

edited 8th Nov '10 4:01:21 AM by AttObl

Shutdown sequence initiated.
yarrunmace Ghosts' Poet from Seine Since: Jun, 2009
Ghosts' Poet
#1183: Nov 8th 2010 at 1:50:43 PM

Hmm...completely empty? Well, at the least, I'm taking this spare fan. Maybe I'll give it to Att.

(I hear the crash and turn around.)

...Looks like Yukari's having fun. Hey, you alright?

you'll then have a grave in the clouds where you won't lie too cramped
ckretaznman Since: Jul, 2009
#1184: Nov 8th 2010 at 3:11:58 PM

"Eh?" He looked up to see someone who was unfamiliar to him. "Stranger danger!" he recoiled a little bit.

yarrunmace Ghosts' Poet from Seine Since: Jun, 2009
Ghosts' Poet
#1185: Nov 8th 2010 at 5:13:38 PM

Look, bro, trust me, I'm the least dangerous thing here. At least until I get my knives back from that winghead. Or decide to use this fan here.

(I stretch out my hand towards the cowering dude in front of me.)

By any chance, do you know anything about Touhou? It'll make things easier.

(Patchouli wakes up in a coughing fit)

Elsewhere

Koakuma: Well, she's been practicing since then.

(Koakuma flies up a bit more.)

you'll then have a grave in the clouds where you won't lie too cramped
AttObl ... Since: Oct, 2010
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#1186: Nov 8th 2010 at 5:28:28 PM

*He looks up at Koakuma as he is walking.*

"What is the situation report on Sakuya, anyway?"

*When he is done saying these words, he slowly floats up and flies, but he only floats in a few inches as he starts to fly.*

"She can handle herself, don't you think? She can dispose of the fairies via her time stopping powers..."

edited 8th Nov '10 5:34:40 PM by AttObl

Shutdown sequence initiated.
ckretaznman Since: Jul, 2009
#1187: Nov 8th 2010 at 5:33:26 PM

...

(I stood up rubbing my chin. Wisely, of course)

Hmm...

(Then a hypothetical light-bulb lit.)

Oh, yeah. That video game filled with lesbians that shoot magical bullets at each other!

(My voice consumed the coughing of the anemic girl.)

edited 8th Nov '10 5:37:13 PM by ckretaznman

yarrunmace Ghosts' Poet from Seine Since: Jun, 2009
Ghosts' Poet
#1188: Nov 8th 2010 at 6:01:24 PM

(I rub my forehead in despair.)

So, almost no idea then. This'll be more troublesome than the last time.

In short, you're in Gensokyo, where the Touhou games take place. Before you get excited about the lesbians, let me just tell you that any girl here can kick your ass in seconds. Seconds. Even Especially the small ones.

Elsewhere

Koakuma: Yeah...

(Koakuma flits close to Att)

Koakuma: Human, I...

(Koakuma suddenly grabs Att and hugs him.)

edited 8th Nov '10 6:01:48 PM by yarrunmace

you'll then have a grave in the clouds where you won't lie too cramped
ckretaznman Since: Jul, 2009
#1189: Nov 8th 2010 at 6:19:29 PM

(I twitched my right eye a little to ask a serious question.)

So there are lesbians, right? That I'm not wrong about.

(I decided to keep my hopes up, getting a little jittery while I was at it.)

Colonial1.1 Purveyor of Obscurity from The Marvelous River City (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
Purveyor of Obscurity
#1190: Nov 8th 2010 at 6:28:28 PM

-The Russian watches the rabbit youkai haul his luggage, taking notice of how there are no human ears on the sides of their heads-

*"So. You're either not human, or have an excess of time and stage wear."*

"He could not know it. For it was not all a joke."
yarrunmace Ghosts' Poet from Seine Since: Jun, 2009
Ghosts' Poet
#1191: Nov 8th 2010 at 6:39:20 PM

...

Let me rephrase that. You are a fleshy human in a world filled with youkai, or monster girls. Any one of them can kill you easily. And I've been here for a while, and this—

(I reach into my pockets and pull out some photos I grabbed from Aya earlier.)

—is all the smut I've seen. Your own chances of seeing something like this are ridiculously low, as are your chances of survival. Try to keep your priorities straight, eh?

Elsewhere

(One of the Rabbits nod.)

Random Rabbit #5: We're rabbits. What else would we be?

edited 8th Nov '10 6:39:36 PM by yarrunmace

you'll then have a grave in the clouds where you won't lie too cramped
Colonial1.1 Purveyor of Obscurity from The Marvelous River City (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
Purveyor of Obscurity
#1192: Nov 8th 2010 at 6:43:08 PM

-he turns his head to look at Tewi, the question being left unspoken-

"He could not know it. For it was not all a joke."
yarrunmace Ghosts' Poet from Seine Since: Jun, 2009
Ghosts' Poet
#1193: Nov 8th 2010 at 6:46:12 PM

(Tewi raises an eyebrow. She tugs lightly on one of her ears, wincing. Reisen has already returned to Eientei. Tewi looks back at the man, some tears in her eye.)

Tewi: See? Real.

you'll then have a grave in the clouds where you won't lie too cramped
AttObl ... Since: Oct, 2010
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#1194: Nov 8th 2010 at 6:53:23 PM

*As soon as he gets hugged by Koakuma, he attempts to struggle himself by getting away from the hug.*

"Uhhh... We're not interested in each other that way, you know, and you only hugged me just because of that recent conversation! And why do you even want to hug me in the FIRST PLACE!?!?"

Shutdown sequence initiated.
Colonial1.1 Purveyor of Obscurity from The Marvelous River City (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
Purveyor of Obscurity
#1195: Nov 8th 2010 at 6:54:32 PM

-The Russian's eyes widen a fraction, then his face takes on a curious expression; putting the top of the ear between his thumb and forefinger, he gently rubs the inner part-

"He could not know it. For it was not all a joke."
yarrunmace Ghosts' Poet from Seine Since: Jun, 2009
Ghosts' Poet
#1196: Nov 8th 2010 at 7:26:11 PM

Koakuma: What, you're holding out for that hag, Sakuya?

(Koakuma readies a knife, a Slasher Smile on her face.)

Koakuma: Well, I'm sure you'll like this then!

(Koakuma stabs into Att's back, barely missing his hitbox)

Elsewhere

(Tewi leaps back, her face red.)

Tewi: Look, t-that's enough. I've been trying to be nice so far, but I can take you down.

you'll then have a grave in the clouds where you won't lie too cramped
KylerThatch literary masochist Since: Jan, 2001
literary masochist
#1197: Nov 8th 2010 at 7:36:00 PM

(The human magician keeps the wind spell going, to make it easier for the youkai wizard to recover.)

There, there. Can you breathe easier now, Miss Patchouli?

This "faculty lot" you speak of sounds like a place of great power...
Colonial1.1 Purveyor of Obscurity from The Marvelous River City (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
Purveyor of Obscurity
#1198: Nov 8th 2010 at 7:39:51 PM

-The Russian nods, filing this new snippet of data away for future reference-

*"So noted. It will not be repeated without consent."*

-He looks off into the hazy distance-

*"Anything else I should know about 'rabbits'?"*

"He could not know it. For it was not all a joke."
AttObl ... Since: Oct, 2010
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#1199: Nov 8th 2010 at 7:40:26 PM

*He gets stabbed in the back by Koakuma, and even though she missed his hitbox, he gets hurt nonetheless. He then starts to push Koakuma back away from him while he is in pain from the stab inflicted on him.*

"Owww... You know that I'm holding out for Sakuya!? Even though that she tried to kill me before...!? Even though I hugged Flandre!?... Fine... You asked for it..."

*He prepares Aya's fan, getting into combat stance.*

Shutdown sequence initiated.
ckretaznman Since: Jul, 2009
#1200: Nov 8th 2010 at 8:02:47 PM

My well-being is nothing to be concerned of. After all, that fall might have sprained my wrist...

(Wait a second)

On a completely different note, I require that picture.


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