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IYellalot READY! from The Flower Kingdom Since: Jul, 2010
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#276: Dec 6th 2010 at 1:27:33 PM

Eh, the Wii's a pretty bad console anyway.

*eye twitches slightly*

Discover the rest as the game progresses.
Acritdy Since: Dec, 1969
#277: Dec 6th 2010 at 3:24:04 PM

I do wonder how many of the people who foam at the mouth over his Wii views e-mail him directly about it.

IndigoDingo Since: Jan, 2010
#278: Dec 7th 2010 at 12:09:43 PM

My guess is all of them. And they all actually believe theirs will be the one to change his mind.

Acritdy Since: Dec, 1969
#279: Dec 7th 2010 at 9:38:41 PM

Eh, yeah - personally I find the insufferably smug oh he'll complain about the wii *smug* *snort snort* *fsnar fsnar* *rolls eyes* shit a hundred times more irritating than anything Yahtzee says. It's like an amazing, world-changing revelation they've predicted the guy's stuck to his guns on the subject.

Really people, it's boring. We can tell he doesn't like the Wii there's really no need to keep harping on about how offended you are about it.

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#280: Dec 7th 2010 at 9:51:29 PM

Besideswhich, predicting that Yahtzee is going to complain about something is about as impressive as predicting that the sun will rise tomorrow.

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Enlong Court Dragon from The Underground Facility Since: May, 2011 Relationship Status: is commanded to— WANK!
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#281: Dec 8th 2010 at 9:44:16 AM

So that new video, eh?

He actually made the multiplayer sound really interesting. Like a multiplayer made entirely out of Spies.

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Marioguy128 Geomancer from various galaxies Since: Jan, 2010
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#282: Dec 8th 2010 at 10:06:48 AM

What was the video about?

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#283: Dec 8th 2010 at 10:25:48 AM

Assassins Creed Brotherhood

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ShadowScythe from Australia Since: Dec, 2009
#284: Dec 8th 2010 at 2:46:57 PM

Huh, I thought he'd be more positive about the singleplayer, I heard a lot about how brotherhood was possibly the best in the series. Oh well, I'll still get it when it comes out on PC.

Acritdy Since: Dec, 1969
#285: Dec 16th 2010 at 9:26:28 PM

Man, absolutely no complaints or new DMOS moments as a result of his latest review. I'm gobsmacked.

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#286: Dec 16th 2010 at 9:33:53 PM

"DMOS Moments"?

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Acritdy Since: Dec, 1969
#287: Dec 16th 2010 at 9:37:37 PM

PIN Number.

American intelligence.

etc.

CBanana Tall, Dark and Bishoujo Since: Jan, 2001
#288: Dec 16th 2010 at 9:41:05 PM

Considering the reviews for the Splatterhouse remake from other sources, there is actually a consensus that the game is bad so I doubt too many people are lining up to disagree with Yahtzee.

Of course, I'm of the opinion that the original games were actually pretty bad even for their time.

and that's how Equestria was made!
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#289: Dec 16th 2010 at 9:44:47 PM

[up] So is Yahtzee.

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mrsaturn Youkai Serious Since: Jan, 2001
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#290: Dec 17th 2010 at 7:55:57 AM

I had decided it was bad around the first time I saw a preview of it, six months ago.

I like how Yahtzee Yatzee Ben gave the evil hockey mask little legs.

They assed first. I am only retaliating in an ass way. -The Dead Man's Life
chreen from In Your Mind Since: Nov, 2010
#291: Dec 17th 2010 at 5:11:08 PM

Wow, Spattlerhouse must had a "GOW ripoff, obbessed with blood, stale franchise revivial" sign peremenately glued to it's back.

Yeah, it was a well-done review, an easy target & less converstial.

It's metafiction about metafiction about metafiction. More serious message: Don't you wish you watch everything that happens in the wo
AttObl ... Since: Oct, 2010
Beforet Since: Jan, 2001
#293: Dec 22nd 2010 at 10:58:30 AM

I liked this one, especially his anecdote in the beginning of his adventures in Disney World. Grinning. Judging.

IndigoDingo Since: Jan, 2010
#294: Dec 22nd 2010 at 12:32:58 PM

There was no pedohilia subtext in Kingdom Hearts. The male characters who were obviously fucking like rabbits were the same age.

Acritdy Since: Dec, 1969
#295: Dec 22nd 2010 at 12:50:35 PM

I doubt he has a crippling fear of people in costume either, but y'know, jokes.

CBanana Tall, Dark and Bishoujo Since: Jan, 2001
#296: Dec 22nd 2010 at 3:01:56 PM

When I looked up today's Steam sale and saw that Just Cause 2 was on sale, I immediately started to giggle because it reminded me of Yahtzee's review of the game.

and that's how Equestria was made!
LizardBite Shameless Self-Promoter from Two Galaxies Over Since: Jan, 2001
#297: Dec 22nd 2010 at 3:05:39 PM

I immediately started to giggle because just 'cause it reminded me of Yahtzee's review of the game

fix'd

MrW from some place Since: Sep, 2010
#298: Dec 22nd 2010 at 3:24:48 PM

Heh, his complaints about it strangely mirror my own opinions when I played the demo...

FigmentJedi Since: Jan, 2001
#299: Dec 28th 2010 at 9:39:14 AM

I was wondering what he'd say about it and it's pretty underwhelming outside the Disneyland anecdotes he started with. Just the three standard complaints parroted everywhere about the bad camera, the fetch quests and the game not being as dark as those leaked concepts.

Acritdy Since: Dec, 1969
#300: Dec 29th 2010 at 1:28:06 PM

Funnily enough, those complaints are standard because...well, they're standard. Epic Mickey's been poked apart for the same reasons elsewhere.

Though I guarantee if he'd come up with others you'd complain about him making shit up instead.


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