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QuantumMelody29 SCIENCE! from somewhere you will never find me. Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
SCIENCE!
Nov 25th 2018 at 2:11:47 AM

Just woke up from a cool one. I was just going around my house, and decided that I wanted to go someplace and do spy stuff. So I was like, 'and because I am dreaming, I am now in my garden'. Then this blue light erupted from my hands and I raised them up. When my feet were touching the ground again I was in a slightly warped version of my garden from a dream I had about a month ago. I'd also turned into a guy and was a cat for some reason. There was this other girl cat with me and we had to get into some evil lair. We tried the classic air vent technique when we found some suspicious ones but in the end I just created a portal. We got in and defeated the guy we were trying to defeat. Then there was some random peppa pig stuff and some author talking about how when they finished their next novel they would be retiring. Then I woke up.

Now I can add cat to the long list of non humans I've been in my dreams. Said list is currently cat, cat girl, fairy, vampire, vampire bat, owl and some angel like thing but with grey wings instead of white. I've also done the blue light teleportation thing and the spy dream thing before. The portal creation was new though.

The owl dream one was quite interesting actually. I was walking along a country road and suddenly I just was some sort of owl. I thought to myself, 'hey! I read about this on the internet!' and decided to give flying a go. I was flying just like the owls I saw a bit later at a bird of prey show. I also noticed I had brown wings. Next night's dream was me getting accepted into an academy for spies with psychic powers.

It's kind of weird how the night before last night, I was practicing teleportation, and talking to someone who looked a bit kike peter pan about how I was working on it. We were flying over town while I was explaining to him that this was all my dream.

In conclusion, lucid dreaming is fun!

Edited by QuantumMelody29 on Nov 25th 2018 at 12:00:39 PM

"It would be cool if we could control the mech so it could run around and cause havoc and or justice!" Evolene Porter, WAAPT
DrNoPuma This feels like an Arcada188 avatar from the Carnival! :) Relationship Status: Barbecuing
This feels like an Arcada188 avatar
Nov 26th 2018 at 11:44:03 AM

[up]Hey, that's pretty cool. I wish I could turn into an owl (or any flying animal, really.)

In my dream last night, I finally played Deltarune... but I'm guessing it was much different from the actual Deltarune. :P

The game started with me and my family at some sort of restaurant where all the other patrons were Pokemon. I don't remember much about this part, except that I somehow got separated from my family and was walking around town alone.

And then, I somehow fell into this dark, creepy world and there was a long cutscene where I met the game's Big Bad: A queen/princess fox. Kind of like Nakhta, except this fox was the typical red fox, and she was just straight-up, pure evil. And yet, at the same time, she was pretty clearly flirting with me too.

Anyway, this queen/princess fox gave me a long speech. I think she was basically saying "You're in my world now, and you'll never stop my plans. But if you want to stay with me, you're more than welcome ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)" and then I had to go on some sort of adventure.

Like Undertale, this game had Pacifist and Genocide routes with different endings, but this game started you out on the Genocide route, and you had to try really hard to get onto the Pacifist route.

Anyway, that's all I remember. It's not much, but I thought the Nakhta expy was cool.

Edited by DrNoPuma on Nov 26th 2018 at 3:06:05 PM

I'm in a bad mood, for they give me no food!
HyperReal Way too much effort. from Earth Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
Way too much effort.
Nov 26th 2018 at 12:29:40 PM

A weird lorax/TBOI/spiderman related dream.

Basically i was watching a strange version of the lorax. The plot followed an alien invasion.

So the main character somehow got into one of the ships and the scene switched to a TBOI-style with the main character wandering around the spaceship.

eventually they found an item called "Webhead" or something.

Basically it made them spiderman. So they get out of the spaceship and the scene switches to a field.

So the main character goes into this field and Spiderman was also there. They fought a bit and then the scene switches to a shot of main character standing outside of an amusment park in front of a small girl.

the small girl says "My mom seems to be a dragon" and the movie ends. I also remember watching it over and over again.

uncanny.
EeveeGirlChey A frood who really knows where his towel is. from Betelgeuse Relationship Status: Chocolate!
A frood who really knows where his towel is.
Nov 27th 2018 at 12:15:12 PM

So, I had a pretty funny dream...

I woke up when my beloved old alarm clock went BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! However, when I tried hitting the snooze button, it wouldn't shut off. So I tried mashing the snooze button multiple times but unfortunately it continued to go off.

Then I tried switching the alarm off, and it still continued to go off! Then, I got really annoyed so I unplugged it... But the smegging alarm still wouldn't go off! So, I resorted to taking the clock and beating it against the wall. It still went BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! BEEP!

At this point, I was angry so I took the clock to my mother who, for some reason, was making little greeting cards for our pets. I was like "Mooooooooom, my clock isn't going off!" She said something in the lines of "Well, you should've gotten up before your alarm went off.". Then, I watched a bit of America's Test Kitchen. The dream ended there.

And the funny bit? I woke up afterwards to, guess what? My alarm going off. However, when I turned off the alarm, It turned off.

"Oh, come! I think that's pretty good coverage for your disintergrated pile of rubble!"
MikeK 3 microphones forever from planet earth Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
3 microphones forever
Nov 30th 2018 at 11:14:27 AM

A "behind the music" type documentary on a heavy metal band who only released one album before breaking up, but said album gradually got a cult following. They had some loose connections with Metallica and Megadeth, so someone at the label wanted them to capitalize on this by calling themselves Megatallica - this didn't happen as everyone else agreed it was a stupid idea. Their manager was supposed to be Gene Simmons, but didn't look anything like him, I guess just because my subconscious couldn't remember what he looks like without makeup. Finally, their album cover was supposed to be a muscular barbarian type guy carrying a big sword, but due to mistakes in perspective, he just looked like a little person with a regular sized sword - this actually caused the album to sell well to little persons who were metal fans.

Edited by MikeK on Nov 30th 2018 at 11:15:18 AM

GREETINGS FELLOW HUMANS.
TroperNo9001 Extraterrestrial Vegetation Evaluator from The Axiom Relationship Status: Robosexual
Extraterrestrial Vegetation Evaluator
Dec 1st 2018 at 6:26:25 PM

There was this weird Steven Universe platformer where you played as the Crystal Gems as they collected Gem shards, Sonic-style. The first level was Amethyst's, where her spin dash fit the mechanics. The second was Pearl's, where at one point, she grabbed a powerup that granted her wings, and she sang so badly while using them. The third was Steven's, where he was running away from Garnet because he broke a promise he made with her (don't remember what).

Upon being caught by Garnet, a Dialogue Tree popped up for Steven, and it had 12 different choices. One of them led to the Good Ending, which had the two of them reconciling. Another had Steven using a diversion tactic by telling Garnet that they should start a Diamond business together. The weirdest one among them had Steven calling her out for being Kira, which bizarrely played Todoroki's tragic backstory as a cutscene.

Said cutscene segued into a Pokémon music video where several firefighters used Joltik(s) to douse out the flames, with the singer ranting about why they couldn't just use Espeon(s). And then it became a PSA about steroid abuse, which advertised a game akin to Hungry Hungry Hippos, where the Funny Animal tennis players caught steroid pellets in their mouths to move faster, but eating too many would have the police throw rocks at them. The animals had different mouth sizes for varying difficulty, and the pellets would turn into sticky blue "fecal matter" once they stayed inside their bodies for a while, slowing them down. Whoever scored the most points in the tennis game itself won.

DIRECTIVE.
KeironCioran A Persona from Within a Dream, Within a Dream, Within a Dream Relationship Status: Singularity
A Persona
Dec 1st 2018 at 6:46:50 PM

A night ago, (I am not kidding around whatsoever.) I just had a dream that I can't call reoccurring. But remember having had this dream at least a year ago. Of being made to kiss Sigmund Freud and Carl Jung to see whether or not I had AIDS.

I know it was AIDS because they both told that I wasn't positive for it. The weirdest part of it was the fact that Jung was laughing at me because of the fact that Freud tongue-kissed me, and my expression was, as he said, "exquisite, like the face of Friedrich Nietzsche at the flogging of a Turin horse."

Edited by KeironCioran on Dec 1st 2018 at 6:47:09 AM

Now won't you listen dearie, while I say...
Bluethorn Thanks, Puma! from TinkerQuarry Relationship Status: TV Tropes ruined my love life
Thanks, Puma!
Dec 5th 2018 at 7:29:43 AM

I was playing Undertale and I tried to name my character "Flowey" at the start. It didn't work (I believe that happens in the actual game) and then Flowey appeared in a banner at the top of the screen (as in outside of the game itself — I was somehow playing it in my browser or something? I dunno) and did his signature Evil Laugh.

I shut down the game and went to TV Tropes, but the Flowey ad banner appeared there too, even bigger now, and started ranting about how naive I was for thinking I could get away, complete with voice acting. After that, I had no choice but to stuff my iPad under a pillow (I was using an iPad now, even though I wasn't before) to muffle out his voice and run away.

The dream ended there, thankfully.

My novel: The Armadillo with No Heart
Spottedleaf Caitlin Frost? from S.T.A.R. Labs Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
Caitlin Frost?
Dec 5th 2018 at 8:37:17 AM

This one was a while ago.

I walk into the living room and see Gollum, who I apparently keep as a pet and who is two inches tall, throwing a temper tantrum because he did not like the way I presented his water dish to him.

I step onto the porch to ponder the situation. When I come back in, my mom says "Oh hi (Spottedleaf), I took care of Gollum for you!"

I look into the living room and see Gollum in a fish tank, struggling to keep his head above the water. He gives me a thumbs up sign like, "Yep, this is what I wanted."

When I step outside again, my grandma is driving The Mystery Machine, and she is blasting Christmas music in the middle of August. She says "Get in loser, we're going swimming!" But on our way to the pool she stops at the pet store. For some reason they sold caterpillars at the pet store, and I really wanted one, but then my mom teleports behind me and says "No. You're not RESPONSIBLE enough to take care of a caterpillar."

When we get to the pool, it is full of snake people.

Then I woke up.

"I'm someone else. And I have to figure out who that is, on my own."
Zanreo Can't wait for this game from drawing game comic Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
Can't wait for this game
Dec 6th 2018 at 4:36:31 AM

A few dreams I've had lately:

- I got off a bus (in a place slightly resembling my hometown) and met a guy who offered to borrow me a movie he got out from under his coat. We were standing outside the bus discussing this, and right after I agreed, the bus drove away... and I realized I had left my laptop and 3DS on the bus. After this, I spent the rest of the dream trying to get them back and in the end I ended up somewhere where I could try winning back the stuff like some weird game show. There were a bunch of screens showing various lists of 3 things in different categories, I had to answer correctly (don't remember much about this part though) and I remember one of them listed names of my own Pokemon from one of the games I wanted back. In the end, the events of the dream were revealed to be a (short) movie version of some or other cartoon (?) and the outro/credits would sometimes go from regular animation to sketches, uncolored lineart ect.

- Tatsujin (the company now owning most of Toaplan's old licenses) had plans for more games... or possibly just characters based on them, and posted a list regarding this. Some of them were games that didn't even exist, and sadly Zero Wing wasn't there

Edited by Zanreo on Dec 6th 2018 at 1:37:39 PM

CustardAndPie This Is Gonna Suck from 'Scansin, don'cha knoow? Relationship Status: Dancing with myself
Dec 7th 2018 at 8:41:43 PM

I was stressing over an upcoming pre-calc exam last night, so I ended up with this Black Comedy pseudo-nightmare...

For starters, it was all presented in an animated style that I really can't describe.

A woman lived with her husband, son, and elderly mother. From what little was seen of it, the old lady was a total bitch and the husband and kid weren't aware of her existence for some reason. Eventually, the lady got fed up with her mother and murdered her off-screen. What happened next was a series of semi-comedic attempts to hide her body, mainly from a shitton of nosy neighbors.

A few notable attempts:

The woman was knitting under a tree in her backyard, with her mother's decomposing corpse right next to her. Some neighbors were about twenty feet behind her, sitting high up in another tree. She tried her best to hide the body behind the tree trunk while she knitted a shroud of sorts to completely encapsulate the body. The neighbors were getting suspicious, but she did her best to make it seem like she was knitting a really big... Scarf? Shawl? I don't remember. The woman also would periodically turn around and smile at the neighbors in a "nothing to see here" sort of way, which managed to convince them.

The woman was cleaning her house. Her husband was at work and her son was at school. Well, not really, because just as she was about to finish they were both heading back home. Since her mother's corpse (now nearly mummified) was laying out in the corner of the living room, she panicked and dragged it up to the attic, where she hid it behind an old rug. Just as she climbed back down the ladder, her husband came home, and she lied that she was just looking for her high school yearbooks. Ol' hubby dearest believed her.

The last one I remember was probably the longest one in-dream. There was some type of party happening at the woman's house, with all the neighbors there. She buried her mother in a random spot in the backyard (don't remember where) and thought her worries were over. However, her son and a few of the neighbor's kids were playing in the backyard when they started digging for... worms? Buried treasure? I don't know. Anyway, the kids were getting dangerously close to her mother's "grave", and she got nervous. But just as she got outside to stop them, it turned out that the body wasn't there - apparently she dug her mom back up and hid the corpse in the bushes, but she forgot. She was then in yet another rush to hide the body without anyone noticing.

Good lord, what the hell is wrong with my brain?

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ThePurpleMeanie Her Heliotrope Highness from Say what? Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
Her Heliotrope Highness
Dec 9th 2018 at 7:44:19 AM

I got a good one: I'm walking up a hill and it's pitch-black outside. I've only got a flashlight. The ground I walk on squishes as if it were really wet down there. I point my flashlight down to see what I'm stepping on, and to my horror I discover that the entire hill is made up of these weird human baby-pig hybrids. Yep.

TV Tropes is my sacred text, and someday I shall use it to conquer the world!
kablammin45 Scale Cove's Chief from a brand new boat Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
Scale Cove's Chief
Dec 14th 2018 at 6:16:21 AM

Last night's dream: It started off with me going on a vacation to...I think it was some resort that looked like it was in the Caribbean with a bunch of my family. We rented out this enormous condo on the resort, and as we got settled in, I began watching videos on my phone. I distinctly remember starting off watching a Caddicarus video on a fictional Bananas in Pyjamas video game for the PS2 before my phone suddenly became a TV showing a weird SpongeBob episode involving Pearl bonding with a new orca friend of hers while Mr. Krabs was being a helicopter parent as the two went on an outing (I don't recall SpongeBob ever showing up, incidentally).

Then my mom told us that we were going to the store and to a restaurant to eat. We went to the restaurant first, which appeared to be a food stand apparently well-known for its banana pudding and run by Baldi (of all people). At one point a customer at the stand got very disruptive, and Baldi chased him off with his ruler.

Then we went to the store and got tangled up in what appeared to be either Guy's Grocery Games or Supermarket Sweep. I ended up being an observer to some random lady as she played through the game and ultimately won big. During this, there was a Big-Lipped Alligator Moment involving a sad talking cow. When it was all over, I caught back up with my parents. We got more banana pudding from Baldi's stand and went back to our condo...and then Caddicarus showed up there and everything was revealed to have all been a part of his same Bananas in Pyjamas video I had started watching earlier. The dream ended to multiple dancing bananas in pajamas as I woke up.

If Ira retrieves all pieces of the Legendary Egg, everything I have been working for in Scale Cove will be ruined. We must stop him.
TroperNo9001 Extraterrestrial Vegetation Evaluator from The Axiom Relationship Status: Robosexual
Extraterrestrial Vegetation Evaluator
Dec 14th 2018 at 9:10:05 PM

From what I can remember from last night's dream, I was playing Let's Go, Pikachu! and I had the Walk Through Walls cheat code turned on. I phased through the map like crazy, and found myself in Petalburg Woods, but still rendered in 2D! I witnessed the Team Magma plot, as usual, and then I encountered a level 90 Suicune, but my Pokémon weren't leveled up enough yet! Somehow, my Player Character was able to fight, with Slash as one of her moves, so I fought the Suicune myself. The Pokémon kept spamming Swift at me (which it couldn't learn in canon), and when its HP was low, I made a run for it! I then encountered Midnight, who told me, "aren't you surprised? Not only am I here, but you also encountered that Suicune!"

DIRECTIVE.
Playing_with_boy Two and two make four! #FACTS! from pg. 666 Relationship Status: Cigarettes and Valentines
Two and two make four! #FACTS!
Dec 14th 2018 at 9:14:56 PM

I had this dream in which there was this TV with a pair of Grinch-like eyes and they kept on zooming in. I was so scared that I hid under a table. And that's all I remember.

   Totally not suitable for the tweens and kiddos.   
Lunala The Ace INTP from Bikini Bottom Relationship Status: Chocolate!
The Ace INTP
Dec 15th 2018 at 3:44:23 AM

The other night I had a dream where my computer kept restarting and switching versions (It was Windows 10 but then it switched to Windows 7, etc) and for some reason it was rebooting instantly. Odd.

I watch too many cartoons.
DrNoPuma This feels like an Arcada188 avatar from the Carnival! :) Relationship Status: Barbecuing
This feels like an Arcada188 avatar
Dec 15th 2018 at 7:21:38 AM

[up]Huh. Did it go back to Windows 98?

In my dream last night, my brothers and I finally got a Switch and a copy of Super Smash Bros. Ultimate, and there were some interesting new characters in the game.

The first two I remember were Tails and Dr. Eggman. That was pretty cool, but then we unlocked two more who were even more unexpected... the Super Solver and Morty Maxwell!

I was so happy about this that I went online and posted something like "How lucky we are to live in a world where even two characters from an obscure Edutainment Game can make it into Smash Bros. Nintendo, you are awesome."

But then I woke up and realized... well, it was nice while it lasted. sad

I'm in a bad mood, for they give me no food!
kablammin45 Scale Cove's Chief from a brand new boat Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
Scale Cove's Chief
Dec 15th 2018 at 7:29:37 AM

[up] Man, I think that would have been cool too.

[up][up] Weirdly, I've had dreams just like that before too, only they usually involved my old Windows 98 computer, which usually transformed into a Windows 3.1, 95, or even XP computer.

Wasn't the kind of dream I had last night, though. I was at what I'm pretty sure was the same exact condo from the last dream I had. I was alone and trying to find my clothes after getting out of the shower, but I couldn't seem to find any of them. I looked everywhere but only a pair of underwear and shorts. After that I gave up and just went to bed...and proceeded to wake up the next morning transformed into a Salazzle. As I gawked at myself in a mirror for a while in shock, Isabelle suddenly appeared and began explaining what had happened to me (I think she said it was because everyone was Pokémon now?). She didn't finish explaining before she randomly turned into a human cosplaying as her. I don't recall what happened after that. I think I actually woke up at that point.

Edited by kablammin45 on Dec 15th 2018 at 10:31:45 AM

If Ira retrieves all pieces of the Legendary Egg, everything I have been working for in Scale Cove will be ruined. We must stop him.
CustardAndPie This Is Gonna Suck from 'Scansin, don'cha knoow? Relationship Status: Dancing with myself
Dec 24th 2018 at 2:28:24 PM

I was walking down the halls of my old high school at night, with only a few lit-up classrooms to guide me. I then remembered I had a class to go to (Geometry, I believe?), when suddenly the warning bell rang and a whole bunch of my graduating class just showed up and stood against the lockers, staring at my vacantly. Then I realized I was really late and made a made dash for one of the stairwells, only to trip on them because the stairwell was dark. Oh, and some Demogorgon-esque thing randomly appeared in the background a few times throughout.

The kicker? I'm a college sophomore.

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Mroh Mroh from Utah Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
Mroh
Dec 24th 2018 at 2:48:26 PM

So apparently Power Makes Your Voice Deep is rather frequent in my dreams. Weirdest one I ever had was when people were addicted to this gooey substance that made the above trope happen.

KeironCioran A Persona from Within a Dream, Within a Dream, Within a Dream Relationship Status: Singularity
A Persona
Dec 24th 2018 at 3:59:38 PM

I had a dream where me, Arthur Rimbaud, Jack, Booker, Elizabeth, Henry Rollins, Mark Stewart, Jotaro, Jolyne, Revolver Ocelot and Big Boss all celebrated Christmas in the house from Clue and Santa Claus was Karl Marx


The dream felt like hours and functioned like a surreal Christmas special (Jotaro and Jolyne had to subdue Ocelot after he and Boss got drunk and attempted to play William Tell, then Robbie Basho came by and played "Joseph, then Big Boss, after becoming sober, sits in Karl's lap and asks him about whether or not the North Pole's okay, because climate change. Henry's passed out on the couch in an elf hat, Jack and Booker are outside comparing Plasmids and Vigors in the snow, Jolyne asks Elizabeth if she knows about Pucci and Mark is trying to get Arthur to explain why he was so capricious in his younger years in which he responds, "yeah I was kinda fucked up") which i.... guess is appropriate because I slept the entire day yesterday.


Also, I reckon it was the house from Clue because I fell through a trapdoor and knocked myself out. Which, in turn, woke me up.

Now won't you listen dearie, while I say...
Bluethorn Thanks, Puma! from TinkerQuarry Relationship Status: TV Tropes ruined my love life
Thanks, Puma!
Dec 29th 2018 at 3:59:44 AM

This was a few days ago. I was walking home and I decided to stop by this store and pick up a figurine that I had ordered, which I think was somehow related to Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga. Oddly, the figurines came out of some sort of gumball machine, and I was told that the store had sold mine to someone else because I had taken too long to pick it up.

Anyway, I then continued on my way home. I went through a museum where everything was blue, then a room where I narrowly avoided being crushed by a falling giant stone block (which didn't scare me at the time for some reason), and another room where someone had left a Block Puzzle in an Unwinnable state, forcing me to teleport by playing the Prelude of Light in order to get through it.

I next went through a city, then some woodlands... and then the whole thing very suddenly turned into a nightmare about running away from someone who wanted to steal my eyes, followed by me falling into a hole in the ground and being attacked/eaten by a gigantic spider. I lost one good hour of sleep thanks to that. sad

Edited by Bluethorn on Dec 29th 2018 at 7:02:01 AM

My novel: The Armadillo with No Heart
Lunala The Ace INTP from Bikini Bottom Relationship Status: Chocolate!
The Ace INTP
Dec 30th 2018 at 6:47:35 AM

Back in May I was keeping this "dream diary" of all the dreams I have had. Checked over it, and I found these gems:

- One where everything was white and I wrote stuff in Morse Code with giant crayons.

- A dream where I was stuck in a Chess-like video game where I had to fight a girl who looked like my nemesis (a girl who bullied me) and Elsa combined, and I had to stomp a toilet to deplete her health bar.

- I was at the shops, some of my old bullies (mean "popular" girls) were pretending to be nice, so I yelled at them, everyone in the shop got mad at me so I hid, then everyone crowded around a "apple flavoured cookie roll being prepared" (quote from the diary) then I came out of hiding and everyone started a food fight against me.

- On a school camp trip, we went into this cabin to buy lunch but all the food was overpriced. A sandwich and chocolate milk was $30 and a bag of Doritos was $20 and it was ran buy this guy I thought was a bag theif but he wasn't.

- A dream where I created 5 sims. I remember one of them was a male named "Jelly" and another was a female named "Luna Lovegood" but neither of them looked anything like Harry Potter characters - they all had light brown hair, no Spectrespecs. Just generic people. I played the game, and the sim's stats all dropped immediately after starting the game, so I just exitted the game.

- I was at this anime convention (I don't watch anime, so it was weird) and then I randomly ended up in the school from Baldi's Basics. I ripped a pool noodle in half, then Pickle Rick chased me down the hallway.

TL;DR: This post was a bit long, but dreams are hard for me to explain in just a few words. I want to include all the funny/weird details - that's what makes them so fun to write about (and long). Also, I have a lot of really weird and bizarre dreams. But weird dreams are funny.

I watch too many cartoons.
Spottedleaf Caitlin Frost? from S.T.A.R. Labs Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
Caitlin Frost?
Dec 30th 2018 at 6:51:29 AM

So lately I've had a lot of dreams about being Caitlin Snow/Killer Frost (this tends to happen with characters I like- I've also dreamt about being Azula and Bellatrix Lestrange, and, at one point, a genderbent Draco Malfoy.)

I had a huge crush on Cisco, but when I told him about it, he assumed I was joking. Also, we were being asked to fill an entire basement with white paint for...some reason. For some reason, Queen Latifah was also there, and Cisco REALLY wanted me to get her to perform "When You're Good To Mama", but for some reason she didn't remember ever playing Mama Morton.

Also, the basement was underneath a town full of little antique shops, and at some point, Cisco and I ate sub sandwiches on a picnic bench outside a Dollar General.

"I'm someone else. And I have to figure out who that is, on my own."
CustardAndPie This Is Gonna Suck from 'Scansin, don'cha knoow? Relationship Status: Dancing with myself
Dec 30th 2018 at 9:01:41 PM

My laptop got a mysterious virus that made everything slow down massively and gave me pop-ups advertising weed dispensaries (Pot's not legal in my state yet and I don't currently use it). I had to click on things 20+ times in order to get them to work, and even then it led to more weed-related pop-ups along with some... alien porn? Oh, and it filled my search history with stuff like "how to fake the Mars landing".

Good thing my Real Life laptop's actually pretty damn secure.

Edited by CustardAndPie on Dec 30th 2018 at 11:02:37 AM

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