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kouta Everything's gonna happy! from the details Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Tsundere'ing
Everything's gonna happy!
#7426: Aug 17th 2017 at 8:19:37 PM

In one of my recent dreams I was a Senior Starship Captain that was given command of the Kirika and ordered to escort a fleet carrier.

The Kirika-class starships are light cruisers that aren't designed for ship-to-ship combat. They're oversized destroyers designed to create an unbreachable 25 light-second death zone around the carrier being escorted.

Light cruisers usually go to Junior Captains. That I, a Senior Captain, was assigned to command a Kirika-class cruiser and ordered to escort a fleet carrier means that we're expecting to be met by stupid numbers of starfighters.

I am a proper young lady who does not bite her father at the dinner table. My relaxing music playlist.
Twentington Since: Apr, 2009 Relationship Status: Desperate
#7427: Aug 17th 2017 at 10:06:52 PM

I also had a couple other weird dreams. One was that I was in this kind of circular airport or something, and as I wandered around it, some of it randomly turned into a gourmet grocer. That for some reason didn't carry beverages of any kind. There was also something about an elevator, but I can't remember it all now. I think at one point I was trying to repack my luggage, and it had a bunch of colored pencils in it, along with some kind of candy.

Another dream, I was in an abandoned shopping mall. For some reason, it had one McDonald's on the first floor and another right above it on the second, but both of them were closed up. I wandered down one hall and found two very small shoe stores that only had a few shoes between them. I wanted to buy one of them, but I didn't have enough money. So they kept recommending these really weird looking bright shoes that I didn't want, so I left.

ETA: Also that some mean guy was chasing me out of a grocery store in my former hometown. I went to the store next door (which was a Rite Aid when I was a kid, and is now a rent-to-own store), and it once again looked like a Rite Aid inside. But instead, they were selling teen clothes. I stepped outside and back in, and the store changed again.

edited 17th Aug '17 10:26:15 PM by Twentington

RaspyMink Since: Sep, 2016
#7428: Aug 18th 2017 at 4:44:35 AM

I scratched my head, and tiny, yellow, coiled-up worms fell out of my hair! It was so gross that it woke me up! T-T

DrNoPuma Streaky from the land of Humorous Hyenas (Ten years in the joint) Relationship Status: Married to the music
#7429: Aug 18th 2017 at 8:25:59 AM

[up] That sounds awful! I would hate to have a dream like that... although, if I did, I would probably say "Look what you've done! My bugs! My bugs!" tongue

Very good kitty
Twentington Since: Apr, 2009 Relationship Status: Desperate
#7430: Aug 18th 2017 at 8:50:42 AM

I was driving down a freeway. There were signs saying that exit 131 was for some other road, and exit 136 was for route 131 because people kept confusing them. There were what felt like a disproportionate amount of warning signs for exit 131, including a sharp curve sign well before the ramp. Also, my mom was on the phone with her boyfriend, who was saying that it was snowing in my hometown. We got to exit 131 and found this beautiful stone overpass... but it was blocked off, so we had to take exit 131 to get off the freeway.

NotSoBadassLongcoat The Showrunner of Dzwiedz 24 from People's Democratic Republic of Badassia (Old as dirt) Relationship Status: Puppy love
The Showrunner of Dzwiedz 24
#7431: Aug 18th 2017 at 3:00:43 PM

Last night I had a dream that I had to fight off a fuckload of bad guys. For some strange reason, my arms were really sore in the morning. Just like if I had to fight off a fuckload of bad guys.

"what the complete, unabridged, 4k ultra HD fuck with bonus features" - Mark Von Lewis
astrokitty Happiness is a cup of tea from Somewhere Out There Since: May, 2014 Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
Happiness is a cup of tea
#7432: Aug 18th 2017 at 10:11:13 PM

[up] Yeah, that's happened to me, too.

The other night, I dreamed that I had to go on a trip to somewhere far away. My mother and I agreed to rendezvous at some restaurant. When she got there, she asked me if I had my pills. That's when I realized...I had left my entire luggage back at the hotel. She was so mad at me sad

Somebody once told me the world was macaroni, I took a bite out of a tree
Twentington Since: Apr, 2009 Relationship Status: Desperate
#7433: Aug 19th 2017 at 12:41:04 AM

I never have action in my dreams. I hate that. I'm really inactive, really inactive~

TroperNo9001 Dragon in Waiting from the Dollhouse (Wise, aged troper) Relationship Status: I turn to stone when you are gone
Dragon in Waiting
#7434: Aug 19th 2017 at 6:07:11 PM

I had this weird pony dream after I decided to get one more hour of sleep.

There were four conveyor belts at Sweet Apple Acres, one for each competing farm. The Apple family were manning— I mean ponying the rightmost one while Cherry Jubilee and her workers were ponying the one next to them. They competed against each other to see who could make the most delicious fruit candy.

I was in Apple Bloom's POV, and I hatched a plan to sabotage our opponents. I went to the front end of the belts, where the judges were standing, and forced one of them to taste our apple candies by mixing them in his can of cherry candies. This got out of hand as the candies overflowed and spilled all over the place. The judges called it quits, and they called us out for it. Curiously, I checked the other two conveyor belts to see who was late for the competition, and it turned out that they were stationed by a marmalade maker and a cake designer (who wasn't Pinkie Pie of any of the Cakes).

I thought that was a good episode, until I watched the Cinemare Sins version of it. LittleShy gave it 2,979 sins and sentenced it to Hellnote  because he gave 50 sins every time it blatantly ripped off an old MGM cartoon called "Dallos", which involved tiny white butterfly fairies, for some reason.

edited 24th Apr '18 10:00:52 AM by TroperNo9001

Still waiting for someone to break him free...
MerryMikael Since: Oct, 2013
#7435: Aug 19th 2017 at 10:35:40 PM

I once had a dream of some boys going into a shady storehouse full of hypnotoads and sniping one of them at close range, causing an explosion.

-shrug-

kouta Everything's gonna happy! from the details Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Tsundere'ing
Everything's gonna happy!
#7436: Aug 21st 2017 at 4:17:37 AM

This dream from Sunday was pure squick.

I am dolled up to look my absolute prettiest for a "dinner date" with my father. While at the restaurant we start flirting and playing footsie under the table. After dinner he takes me to a hotel and we have a several hours long lovemaking session.

When I woke up I was so disturbed by the dream I became physically ill and started puking right away. If the guy had been someone else, this dream would have been quite enjoyable, but no ... it had to be my father.

I am a proper young lady who does not bite her father at the dinner table. My relaxing music playlist.
RaspyMink Since: Sep, 2016
#7437: Aug 21st 2017 at 4:33:46 AM

[up] Your brain is straight-up MEAN.

I was at a mall with my daughter. We had to leave, we had somewhere else to be...but first, we had to find both of the dogs that we had borrowed, and we had to find one of the three cars we'd borrowed as well.

We got lost as the mall was closing. I told the kid, "I've never had this much trouble finding my way out of a mall unless I was dreaming. This feels like a dream, but my feet never get tired in my dreams, so let's just go with it...thanks for being so patient, by the way."

We eventually found both dogs, a sheltie and an Italian Greyhound, and left the mall. Then we had to wander around the parking lot and find a car. The truck was blocked in, the electric car was out of batteries, and I woke up before I could find The Alleged Car.

DrNoPuma Streaky from the land of Humorous Hyenas (Ten years in the joint) Relationship Status: Married to the music
#7438: Aug 21st 2017 at 6:56:08 AM

[up] I love the fact that you lampshaded that you were dreaming. [lol]

I somewhat remember this dream from a few days ago:

My siblings and I were all at home, and my mom was going around the house asking which one of us did something bad (I think it was leaving the bathroom window open while the air conditioner was running.)

When she came to me, I told her that my little brother was the only one who had been in the bathroom that day, which was apparently true. My mom scolded my brother, and he gave me this exaggerated-looking angry face.

I thought he was joking, so I went up to say something to him, and he punched me in the chest. The punch itself didn't hurt, I was more startled by how sudden it was, and the fact that he was really that mad at me. This only made my mom even angrier, getting my brother in more trouble.

edited 21st Aug '17 7:03:38 AM by DrNoPuma

Very good kitty
kablammin45 art lizer from Cleese's Battle Circuit (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
art lizer
#7439: Aug 21st 2017 at 7:33:41 AM

All I remember from my dreams last night is that at one point I was playing Texas Hold'Em (which I know nothing about in real life) with my sister and Donald Trump. My sister was beating us both soundly.

I think I also had another We Have All Become Pokémon dream as well, where the party from there inexplicably met the Gems and helped them fend off looters at some sacred Gemworld temple or something.

"Hey, least I didn't lose all my artistic talent when I crash landed in the arena here."
TropesForever God forbid women do anything from wait where is she Since: Sep, 2016 Relationship Status: I wanna be your dog
God forbid women do anything
#7440: Aug 21st 2017 at 1:56:33 PM

I really wish I remembered more of my dream last night. There are two things I learned:

  1. My brain is just as meta as I am
  2. Nested dreams are weirder. tongue

I had this bizarre dream, I forget the beginning, but halfway through I became Twentieth Century Fox. As in, I was the company itself, embodied as its logo. There were more wacky hijinks, and I ended up as a minifigure inside a LEGO version of The Negativitron, sort of semi re-enacting the end of Toy Story 3. Then I woke up (in the dream), and explained the whole thing to a psychiatrist who looked a lot like General Hux.

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kablammin45 art lizer from Cleese's Battle Circuit (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
art lizer
#7441: Aug 22nd 2017 at 7:49:42 AM

While I had a lot of dreams last night, I can only remember one distinctly:

As usual for my dreams lately, there were elements from We Have All Become Pokémon, as I (as Goobert) was directing a movie with assistance from several of the other characters. After a while, though, my point-of-view switched to the main character of the "movie".

The movie was apparently about a shape-shifting whale who took on the form of random fictional characters so they could experience life on land. This back-fired on them when they took on the form of a Tiny Toon Adventures character (Fifi La Fume, I think) and wound up being chased by Elmyra Duff. Then the plot was the whale trying to convince themselves to return to the shore, and later, weirdly, trying to build a healthier friendship with Elmyra (who, for what it's worth, seemed noticeably smarter and kinder than usual here). Details are kind of spotty now, but I'm fairly certain they succeeded.

"Hey, least I didn't lose all my artistic talent when I crash landed in the arena here."
DrNoPuma Streaky from the land of Humorous Hyenas (Ten years in the joint) Relationship Status: Married to the music
#7442: Aug 22nd 2017 at 10:09:12 AM

I was remembering my dream last night so well when I was having it, but as soon as I woke up, my mind kinda blanked. Still, I'll tell you as much as I can remember.

I was playing some game with Markiplier. Actually, I think I started out just watching him play, but then, we were both in the game as different characters.

There was some evil clown resembling a cross between Joka and the clown from BACK who I apparently really hated. At the end of the game, Mark's character had to fly to a certain point, and my character was riding on his back (I think my character was a smol animal or something :P). The evil clown guy could also fly, and he was chasing us.

Mark's character was about to cross the finish, when he told me to jump off his back and attack the clown. I jumped off and tackled the clown, so we both fell into the water below. And then... I guess I killed him. I must have really hated him. tongue I thought this was a good thing, but after I woke up, I realized that Mark just ditched me while winning the game.

The next part also involved Markiplier and I, but in this part we were at my grandma's house. I was going through old computer games that I played as a kid.

Very good kitty
NotSoBadassLongcoat The Showrunner of Dzwiedz 24 from People's Democratic Republic of Badassia (Old as dirt) Relationship Status: Puppy love
The Showrunner of Dzwiedz 24
#7443: Aug 22nd 2017 at 1:32:32 PM

The previous night, I had a dream where I was supposed to either arrest or kill two drug lords... Who looked like Iko Uwais and Yayan Ruhian. I've only seen the two in their cameo appearance in The Force Awakens, which makes it all the stranger.

"what the complete, unabridged, 4k ultra HD fuck with bonus features" - Mark Von Lewis
Meklar from Milky Way Since: Dec, 2012 Relationship Status: RelationshipOutOfBoundsException: 1
#7444: Aug 22nd 2017 at 9:10:40 PM

I had a great one last night. For some reason I was kidnapped and taken to a crazy russian commie prison. It mostly consisted of a big room with a high ceiling (or maybe it was open to the sky- I feel like it may have kinda shifted back and forth between the two) and a whole lot of beds with grayish-green blankets. All the prisoners had to wear loose blue uniforms like patients wear in a hospital, and spent most of their time lying on these beds. I got a bed with the head against one wall, next to a really cheerful, friendly black guy and his bed. There was a strict schedule as to when all the prisoners were supposed to get up, take showers, eat their meals, etc, including a time set aside for a nap in the middle of the day. But the schedule left relatively little time to complete each activity, so because I wasn't used to the schedule and didn't know what to do next I was always late at doing everything. I got dressed late in the morning, got to the showers late, got out of the showers late (each person was only allowed a few minutes), and got to the food serving area late. There was no separate eating area, just a sort of buffet-style serving place with little metal pots of food, mostly stews and soups and the like. There was a beautiful, but cruel and sadistic, russian woman in charge of serving the food, and she kept teasing and insulting everybody whenever they did something wrong or failed to stick to the schedule. Because I got to the food serving area late, most of these dishes were empty or near-empty and so I didn't get much of a choice about what food to take. There was also a big pot of stew, separate from the rest of the food, which actually looked really tasty except that it had live slugs crawling around in it. (Even at the time I thought it strange that the slugs could survive being in a pot of hot stew, and I still don't know how that worked.) Fortunately there was enough food left in the other dishes that I was able to get a full meal without having to take any of the slug-stew. Despite the horrible conditions, the dream was actually quite funny as all the prisoners got along really well with each other, kept joking and talking about funny stuff, and had a sort of absurdist view of their situation. A lot of the prisoners' conversation was actually really subversive, they didn't seem to mind talking about how horrible their captors were; however, at one point during one of these conversations I dropped a quote from a movie (not sure what it was, maybe 'I've got a bad feeling about this' or something along those lines) and the other prisoners kinda looked at me nervously and tried to change the topic. It seemed that our captors were really serious about movie piracy, to the point where they considered quoting a movie in conversation to be copyright infringement and might punish me if they caught me doing it. Why communists would be concerned about copyright infringement I still have no idea. :P

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StarAndroidJaguar ... from a place where you dream you'd never find Since: Feb, 2017 Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
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#7445: Aug 25th 2017 at 12:24:27 AM

  1. I, by some fluke/freak accident, had won an Olympic athletic event by a huge lead. After I had received my gold medal, however, it was noted that I had pushed on the shoulder of an ally (probably also by accident), which may have caused my disqualification. I don't know, it cut off.
  2. I was replaying the Elite Four of Pokémon X and Y, except Shauntel was there for some reason. True to her debut, she had a Jellicent. The only scene I remember was when it used Rain Dance while my Talonflame used Yawn on it (which it doesn't learn). Jellicent then One Hit Killed Talonflame with a rain-boosted Scald.

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DrNoPuma Streaky from the land of Humorous Hyenas (Ten years in the joint) Relationship Status: Married to the music
#7446: Aug 25th 2017 at 5:45:45 AM

In my dream last night, some troper (it was either Tre or William Radar Storm) had their own radio show, and they announced that they were doing this thing on their website where you could sing a Disney song, while imitating another character's voice, and they would make an animated music video out of it. There were a lot of videos of Primarina singing "Part of Your World". I also remember, weirdly, Undyne singing "Be Prepared".

Anyway, this troper reached out to me personally, and tried to convince me to record a song. I politely refused, telling them that I was terrible at singing and imitating voices (this is true, by the way.) But they insisted. I can't remember how it ended.

Very good kitty
RaspyMink Since: Sep, 2016
#7447: Aug 25th 2017 at 6:16:19 AM

I was standing in one of the garden areas of the hospital, taking pictures of flowers. (This is normal, I do it all the time) A little boy and his mom were there, too. The little boy pointed toward the sky and said, "Look, Mommy! That big airplane has cool sword airplanes following it!"

I looked up and saw an airliner, in a nosedive, heading straight for the hospital. It was being followed by fighter jets.

Luckily, I woke up before I died—or worse, had to triage all the patients on the plane.

edited 25th Aug '17 7:18:45 AM by RaspyMink

TropesForever God forbid women do anything from wait where is she Since: Sep, 2016 Relationship Status: I wanna be your dog
God forbid women do anything
#7448: Aug 25th 2017 at 5:49:00 PM

[up][up]That sounds really cool. I'm also terrible at both those things, but I would love to do something like that.

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kouta Everything's gonna happy! from the details Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Tsundere'ing
Everything's gonna happy!
#7449: Aug 25th 2017 at 7:35:55 PM

The other day I had trouble sleeping. Instead of one long dream I had a bunch of short ones. In seven of them I'm underage and with a guy 12 years older than me. In these I'm 5, 6 twice, 8, 10, 11, and 12.

Our mothers live together. I adore the guy so much that I refuse to sleep anywhere but in his arms, so we share a bed. I'm also so young that the only ways we can show affection for each other is through hugs, hand holding, and the occassional kiss on the cheek. Anything past that would get him into an enormous amount of trouble that he won't risk.

In the four where I'm 5, 6, or 8 we were doing something that is age-appropriate for someone that young until one of us gets tired. Then it's bedtime for both of us.

The one where I'm 10 starts with us in bed. The whole dream is him scolding me for what I tried to do earlier. It was inappropriate and could have caused him a lot of problems if he hadn't stopped me immediately

In the one where I'm 11 we're on picnic. The two of us are lying on the blanket, lazily staring at the sky, and commenting on the clouds. Partway through the dream, and for no apparent reason, I informed him that I wasn't wearing panties under my skirt (there is a practical reason related to bathroom use outdoors for why I was commando). He didn't pick up on what I was implying or, if he did he ignored it.

The one where I'm 12 ties it all together. It starts with him treating me to a nice dinner. When we get home it's bedtime. We both overheat very easily, so we don't wear pajamas.

Once in bed, he fell asleep very quickly and I was was the small spoon. As anyone who has been the small spoon knows: boy bits exercise themselves while the guy's asleep. In this dream it happened almost the moment he started snoring. It was different this time because his whole body was reacting to me being very happy, which made me even happier.

His reaction told me that he did like me in that way even though he can't act on or even express any such feelings yet. I'm still far too young to say "yes" to anything past what we already do.

(In the dreams where I'm 11 and 12 I'm about the same height and weight as an adult man because that's how big I was at that age. I looked like a college student, and was usually mistaken for one when not dressed for school.)

My brain was nice to me for once.

I am a proper young lady who does not bite her father at the dinner table. My relaxing music playlist.
StarAndroidJaguar ... from a place where you dream you'd never find Since: Feb, 2017 Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
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#7450: Aug 26th 2017 at 2:37:24 AM

  1. It seemed to be an extract of a Youtube Poop of an episode of My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic where Applejack and Fluttershy were racing Big Mac and an unnamed arrogant male pony. They were all pulling chariots around a small circular track. Why I think it was a Youtube Poop is because there was Dubstep Gun effects on the screen.

  2. This one raised a lot of questions for me. In an episode of QI, Steven Fry apparently and suddenly turned into Donald Trump, who tried to take over the program. He went on a short rant on why we should nuke North Korea. Disturbingly, this version of Trump seemed reasonable enough with at least one reason (that we should just shoot them now and save ourselves any worry later). At the very least, in my opinion. note 
    Also, I don't know how exactly Fry turned into Trump. If Trump was a Split Personality of Fry, or if the latter deliberately transformed into the former (or worse the former overpowered the latter)... Maybe Trump's Adaptational Intelligence came from being part of Fry?

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