Weird dreams

I had a dream that Ninja Sex Party was getting a full-on musical movie, and I got really excited. Of course, I went to the premiere, but the only other person there was Jack Douglass, wearing his Alexander Hamilton costume for... some reason.

Anyway, it was going great until I remembered, this is going to delay the newest update of Cucumber Quest! That's right, a movie based on a band that have no affiliation with a webcomic somehow, someway kept the update from coming out.

I woke up both relieved that it probably will update today, and with the disappointment that there is no Ninja Sex Party movie.

edited 24th Feb '17 4:04:00 AM by BaconZorp

This was actually from the night before last, but anyway...

The first part involved, of all people, Lightning McQueen, Mater, a male classmate of mine, and a few others. Mater was actually a light blue race car with Union Jacks on the sides instead of his normal appearance. We and a few others were doing what seemed to be a cross between a car race and a 12 minute run you do/did in PE. I came third, behind the two aforementioned cars, but the classmate confused the issue while another man was questioning the chaos during the race.

The second part made marginally more sense. It started with me sitting on the pavement by traffic lights in the morning, while it was still dark. I was chill, actually, and in a pose similar to Primarina's idle animation ^note which somehow didn’t deform or break my legs. I was next to a bunch of flowers that looked like floppy purple dandelion puffs as tall as a small child.

After a bit, I started to walk (similar to Lillie's walking animation) back towards my house (not too far) while thinking/listening about stomping pests, of all things. Suddenly and quickly, I knocked the fence in front of someone’s front garden flat with my bare hands for an unknown reason. I continued to walk for a bit, then, feeling regretful, repositioned the fence as if nothing happened.

Then I turned on Pokémon GO, but the interface was much different. You could zoom out much further, and the pokemon themselves appeared as sprites (themselves different) exactly where they are in the world. Anyway, the interface claimed there was a Porygon near a body of water back the way I came. ^note Unless you take the nearby park to be flooded, no such body of water even existed irl.

When I got to where I started, the area was much different. The left-hand side had been turned into a cave. In this cave were men with facial hair, brown clothing and staves that look like they were from Guild Wars 2. And yet, they were also anthro Mismagiuses. I wasn’t much better off, having somehow turned into a Necrozma.

These wizards were throwing fireballs and spawning fire vents under me, but I was unharmed because they were apparently friendly. I retreated, not knowing what the hell was going on or that they needed me for a ritual or something.

And that’s all I remember. Sorry if I was a bit mouthy.

I have a note on my phone that's a running tab of weird dreams I've had. Hasn't been updated in a while, but here's a few highlights: January 19th of this year: A dream about ICO, one of my all time faves. Ico and Yorda escaped the castle in that game, but for whatever reason Yorda went back and got trapped (again). Also I'm pretty sure The Forbidden Land from Shadow of the Colossus was there too.

December 19th, 2016: A friend of mine was over at not house and we were going somewhere. He didn't have a coat so he borrowed my old one (which is kinda girly). He didn't seem to mind, which is weird because I see him as the sort of guy that would.

December 27th, 2016: Someone at school over the announcements said my brother (who's younger than me by just under two years, but is pushing 6 feet at the age of 13 and was moved around in preschool so he's technically a grade ahead), was older than me, and I got really mad about it.

Other dreams that are from way before I had my phone:

-I was a Sailor Senshi but I was super concerned about not being able to untransform (this before I actually read Sailor Moon, but knew the basic premise of the series).

-Tom, Jerry, Roadrunner, and Wile E. Coyote looked like they were being projected into the night sky and there were weird purple and green coulda that looked sorta like the Aurora Borealis.

The thing about me is I hardly ever remember full dreams, just the weirdest parts.

I had an odd dream last night that started in some sort of mall, at which point, I bumped into one of my friends, and the mall turned into some sort of party central.

He suggested Dr Radcliffe could come to the party, and I reminded him that he was both a busy man, and that there were people looking for them.

Then, things got even weirder, as I went to get both my friend and some girls who had just materialized some ice cream.

There, I bumped into the ice cream maker, Circus Baby, who told me that the ice cream selection was interactive, and motioned me over to a computer, and walked off.

As soon as I activated the computer, however, I got a lovely set of pixelated minigames during which I played as the children, and later the Fazbear Fright's guard.

Naturally, most of the games ended with a tall, thin purple man walking into frame, though the last one had a golden bunny waddle into frame, and wasn't pixelated it all. Then, the suit began to open...

Circus Baby returned, and told me the ice cream was ready, despite not making any ice cream, or receiving any selections. It was apparently in the back of the kitchen, waiting for me.

For a moment, she stared at the console, while I attempted to shut it down, before giving up.

I decided to just return to the party and pick it up later, at which point I returned to find my friend and Dr Radcliffe chatting and dancing with girls. Once he saw me, he apologized, and explained that he'd be leaving soon. I shrugged and chatted a bit, at which point my friend asked where the ice cream was.

Before I could properly answer, however, I was 'borrowed' by a ballerina, who began to slowly dance both of us towards the ice cream area.

Thankfully, Radcliffe attempted to help, for a few moments before realizing that his hunters were in the building, and apologizing, before exiting.

The back room was labeled Scooping Room, which Circus Baby explained my ice cream was in, as I danced past her, being slowly guided in.

Then the door shut, and I got jump scared by a spring suit of Freddy, at which point it opened to reveal a mummified corpse.

Then I woke up.

edited 24th Feb '17 1:21:45 PM by RandomWriter413

Last night: I fell asleep watching Psych and had a murder mystery dream. I don't remember every last detail, but it happened at my house (the victim wasn't anyone I knew), and the murderer was some random old guy, with the assistance of some other random people. When I found out, they all went out to get me, so I, some random blonde-haired girl and her little sister hopped on our bikes and fled to a lake. The bad guys caught up with us, however.

The dream then turned into a Street Fighter-like wrestling game with everyone who had appeared in the dream plus a bunch of Psych characters as playable characters. I wound up fighting the original bad guy, Gus (for some inexplicable reason), and Morgan Freeman. I lost to Morgan Freeman, but I and everyone else were gracious losers. The murder plot was completely forgotten and I headed home. I opened Pokémon Go on my phone on the way back and found a Sunflora, but when I tapped it, it turned into a bizarre caterpillar-like creature with multiple Sunflora faces sticking out of its back. O_o After that, I woke up.

Last night, I dreamt that TV Tropes changed its logo to Lugia and Ho-oh to celebrate the franchise's 21st anniversary. Apparently the site was celebrating the Gold and Silver games since everyone's avatars were either gold/yellow or silver/gray/white Pokemon, regardless of which gen they were from. In fact, one of the tropers had Zapdos as their avatar! Turns out that it was another case of forced avatars like last Thanksgiving, but everyone was fine with it since clicking the logo gave you a random gold/yellow/silver/gray/white Pokemon avvie every time. So I clicked on it and got Vivillon, which had a new pattern of mostly white but with blue and pink stripes, thus vaguely resembling The Human Child.

And then I woke up.

edited 24th Feb '17 7:20:45 PM by TroperNo9001

That's actually a really good idea.

Can we actually make this a thing, please?

I wish!

I was playing Stardew Valley and talking to Elliot. He told me his backstory: He's actually an AI created by one of my friends (an M.D. with no coding experience!), his character is practice for the algorithm, and there's actually a real Elliot android who lives at my friend's house and feeds her dog and her cat while she's on vacation.

I dreamed of having a more or less friendly fight with a friend I haven't seen in years. This involved some really weird fighting moves. Such as summoning Dagon in the middle of my bedroom, and intentionally giving him a Panty Shot to distract him. Also, he looked like Gilgamesh for some reason.

This one wasn't so nice.

The USA and the UK somehow got into a way with Germany, yet again. However, even though we had modern technology, they decided to settle it WW 1 style, trenches and all.

My mother, who's almost never paranoid irl, always reminded me to take my Swiss army knife with me, just incase any army recruiters come after me.

One day, two American bouncers came directly to my house. They tried to take my brother away, despite the fact that it would be illegal for someone like him to be in the army. I tried to reason with them, but they didn't listen. So I went to fetch my knife. By the time I caught up with them, they had already started the car, with my brother inside. In order to save my brother, I would have to hijack the car and stab the driver and the other bouncer to death.

I don't know if I was successful or not...

x5 The less you know...

edited 26th Feb '17 11:32:38 AM by StarAndroidJaguar

Not a weird dream per se, but I dreamt that Trump resigned.

I was so disappointed when I woke up

Might've mentioned this before, but I had an odd dream where I was in a school for superhuman/magically gifted people. I had the magical power of manipulating the "sands of time".

Sounds cool, but all I could do was slow down time and shoot grains of sand from my palm.

Last night's dream was another Random Events Plot.

Firstly, I dreamed that Dream Works was making a Five Nights At Freddy's movie. It was more based on the animatronics rather than the games themselves. The plot was something about Freddy, Chica, Bonnie, and Foxy setting off across a fantasy world to save the pizzeria from a villain. The movie had a whimsical-but-dark tone like a Don Bluth movie, and the Marionette was an Inspector Javert-type character trying to take Freddy and company back to the pizzeria. The art-style was very Disney-esque despite being made by Dreamworks.

After a bit, the dream switched to my folks and I browsing for gifts at this large two-story department store. Who were we getting gifts for? Goofy. Wario(?!) was also with us looking for gifts, but he got distracted by coins and left. We decided to get Goofy a new bicycle and a John Wayne DVD set and started to leave when Team Rocket showed up out of nowhere and tried to steal our Pokémon. (Which we didn't even have.) Somehow, this lead to the shopping area being flooded and everyone (Team Rocket included) being stranded on floating wood platforms. I was on one with my sister's boyfriend, a Staryu, and Clemont. We all escaped back to the big store on rubber rafts (except Team Rocket who were rescued by Bewear).

Back in there, I found a superball machine and decided to get a ball out of it. Upon using a quarter, tons of balls came out. Suddenly, I remembered how this exact thing used to be a cue for me to realize I was dreaming, thus I knew I was dreaming and decided to have some fun. Thinking about the FNAF section from earlier, I decided to see what it was like to be one of the animatronics and transformed myself into Foxy. I decided to sneak up on my sister in the parking lot of the shopping area and see what she did when she saw me-as-Foxy. I did so, and when she saw me, she freaked out and decked me so hard that I flew across the parking lot and landed in a heap of metallic pieces on the other side. (Which I probably deserved.) I woke up after that.

edited 26th Feb '17 7:55:55 AM by kablammin45

That FNAF movie sounds great! I would love to see something like that!

I had this weird two-part dream last night:

The first part focused on Quasimodo, Frollo, and some girl (I can't remember who it was, but it definitely wasn't Esmeralda.) In this dream, Frollo was more of a Sadist Teacher, though he still had his Knight Templar personality.

Strangely, for the most part, I was just an omniscient viewer in this dream. Although I was considered part of Frollo's "class", none of the characters interacted with me except for one: a dragon girl. Everyone else in the dream was so dark and grim, but she was very nice to me. She taught me this secret dragon handshake, or at least, tried to. I kept forgetting how to do it, but she was willing to teach me again and again.

Later in the dream, Quasimodo and Not!Esmeralda were having their final exam, which was in an auditorium and in front of an audience for some reason. Frollo was apparently forcing them to perform long, grueling assignments for the audience, under threat of death. Quasimodo and Not!Esmeralda needed a distraction so they could escape, so for a science experiment they had to perform, they created sparks that started a fire. They ran away, and so did the audience, but for some reason, Frollo just stood there and watched as the auditorium burned and collapsed on top of him.

The last thing I remember about this part of the dream was finding the dragon, hugging her, and telling her how glad I was that she was okay. I guess she had been in the auditorium too, but I didn't see her in there at all.

Anyway, the next part of the dream involved me and my brothers playing Super Smash Bros. Melee, but it had boss fights now. I can't remember what most of the bosses were like, but there were some new playable characters as well. I chose Chairman Drek.

The only boss I remember for sure was a bunch of Piranha Plants. They shot something out of their mouths, and one fun way to defeat them was by dodging around to trick them into shooting each other.

edited 26th Feb '17 8:36:07 AM by DrNoPuma

All I remember from last's night dream was the bridge (the part on bowed string intrusments that support the strings) of my violin falling out randomly and my strings coming undone. Honestly it'a one of the scariest dreams I've had in a while.

I don't remember much of this one.

It was set in the Dark World^note  complete with its music, though it might have used Super Mario Galaxy 2's version of the song instead , except you got to it via the room with the corridor to the back garden of the castle, and there were more stars to obtain there.

The start of the level was a bit different. There were 3 platforms that span around a certain point and 3 pure black, static... pegs? floating just out of reach of the platform. If you could get the platforms to align themselves so they got caught on the black floating things, you'd hear a click noise and an area would form under the platforms^note  there's usually a bottomless pit.

The new path went straight down and there were platforms to guide you down. At the bottom was Plumeria^note  I don't know what she was doing there either and an enlarged Mega Star. The former didn't seem to interact much and the latter acted as a normal, collectible star.

I watch a lot of furry artists do livestreams (i.e., they stream their art, and watchers may ask for commissions, make suggestions on the pics being drawn, etc.

Anyway, I had a dream last night that I was watching one of my regular artists draw, and I suggested a new character.

The thing is, I had bought the art and then realized that I made a huge math error, thus meaning I had plowed through my entire tax refund and was now at $0.

In real life, I have bought a huge amount of art with my refund, but I still have plenty of it left, I might have to get this artist to actually draw the character now...

This one involved gorillas. In a very realistic video game where the goal was to take over the troop. You could do some really nasty things, like punching a baby out of its father's hands. The Big Bad, largest of the troop and Final Boss, was apparently a tyrant gorilla, and the ending involved you performing a Heroic Sacrifice.

The symbolism scares me a bit.

Side note: Most of the characters and all the fightable ones were male and none of them had a name. The Big Bad was between one and a half and two times as big as the others.

I didn't actually see the final boss fight for myself, but the ending of the dream video game was spoiled to me in another part that involved a nameless 30ft tall girl (she was fully clothed, thankfully) that somehow could stand normally inside a one-floor supermarket, and a piece of paper or a poster which a picture of the Villain Protagonist gorilla was on.

edited 28th Feb '17 7:37:15 AM by StarAndroidJaguar

I had two odd dreams.

In the first, I happened to be in a certain game, but Ronaldo was one of the students, and attempted to tell Yandere-chan about how the school was run.

Then, she had to get ready for gym, at which point the dream switched to my POV.

I did gym, and went outside, at which point I noticed a sign telling me to find another school's head of security, disguised as a person.

After a moment of deciding, I removed a ten year old's face to reveal a grown man in combat gear, wearing a balaclava and red tinged sun glasses, giving me a look.

How did I solve it? According to my mind, they did the same thing last year.

Then I awoke.

Later that morning, I fell asleep, and had a dream about going to a public theater where I live, at which point we watched a performance of Lord of The Rings, except it was all one big play, and Shakespearen.

After that, we went home and I dozed off, at which point I had a dream in my dream that my puppy, Trooper, had managed to tear my laptop charger in two. I reacted accordingly, before waking up in the dream, and telling my dad, who raised an eyebrow.

Then, we walked around various locations I had been, with Trooper nearly getting hurt multiple times. Thankfully, we managed to stop him from doing so each time.

Eventually, I woke up.

But my charger is intact.

I just barely remember my dream last night. It had something to do with The Simpsons. I think it was about Bart and Homer in a parody of action movies, and the dream started with a scene of them finally confronting the Big Bad. I don't remember for sure, but I think this scene kept playing again and again, with different funny things happening each time.

There was this Virtual Pet game where you have to raise a penguin from egg to adult while on a purple conveyor belt. I hatched a baby emperor penguin and named her Friday Fury, and from a wide selection of food, her favorite was "fun pizza" with "fun sauce" (basically pepperoni and cheese pizza but with more cheese and extra cheesy sauce, respectively). When she got to her teen years though, she turned into a raccoon and had to race against a male to a mysterious tree, where the winner would supposedly reach their adult stage. Unfortunately, she fell off the track and had to wait 24 hours before she could try again.

This game would've been some sort of Spiritual Successor to Club Penguin, but then I woke up.

I just remembered this dream I had back when the first Five Nights at Freddy's game was released.

There was a FNAF online multiplayer game. Each player picked between two teams - humans and animatronics. The players would roam around a large, dangerous building and try to kill players on the other team.

I chose the animatronic team, and there was a great selection of characters. There were all kinds of animatronic animals you could choose from, including a wolf, a deer, a goat, and even a fish. I chose Foxy.

Anyway, I had no idea what I was doing, so I died almost instantly. I went into the wrong room and fell into some sort of grinder machine.

After you died in the game, you spent the rest of the match as a ghost, meaning you could only watch other players instead of playing yourself.

edited 1st Mar '17 7:51:50 PM by DrNoPuma

(x-post from the Trash Heap)

lolwut America's Next Top Model managed to invade my dream last night.

Well, sort of.

OK see I've been rewatching it because... nostalgia I guess? I was really into the show like ten years ago so I was watching all the old episodes again 'cause it's on Amazon and I've got Prime and I can.

ANYWAY the one I was watching last night had the model wannabes walking in these ten inch high heels. And in the dream I happened to have a pair of really big shoes. But I was trying to explain to this guy that they were easier to walk in than the ones on Top Model because mine had thicker heels and I was used to hitting my head on doorways anyway.

There was a lot more to the dream than that but it wasn't really Top Model related, it was more a mix of other random stuff including: dream interpretation, the guy I was explaining the shoes to having a crush on me, a very weird dance scene where I explained my dance steps as "not so much an actual step but trying to avoid running into people", going on some group outing thing (while wearing the huge shoes of doom, mind you) and at one point there was this huge pile of kittens all huddled together and I went to pet one and they started crawling up my arm.