I just experienced this fantastic dream. Basically, imagine a school-mall combo, except a giant one. Just research the biggest mall and biggest schools and combine the two. That's what it was like, and it was amazing. It had giant staircases leading from different floors to everything, giant hallways(and one big hallway all the way across), about the width of two football fields at least. I can't remember much because it was a while back but ANYWAY. Everyone got a text* saying something like "You Will Know What It's Like To Feel MY Pain". Turns out it's some huge beast that resembles Bec Noir, except he is much bulkier, at least seven feet tall maybe more, has five-foot length knife-swords which resemble butcher knives more than swords, has vambraces on, and apparent metallic-gray look to his fur. Also both eyes are just the usual wolf eyes. You could guess what happens from there: He begins killing people by the dozens left and right and up and down. As the dream is about the end I see in my peripheral vision those giant staircases mentioned earlier. I'm texting my friends to help us escape, and am seeing more of them walk this way* with other people from this area, consider running up those stairs to find something for reasons I don't even know why. You know those long staircases you see before the final boss? They resembled those. I saw people running up them and just couldn't see them after a point. I'm assuming there bones were left to fall down them. Anyway, after faltering from running up there, I meet up with everyone aaaand. There's Noir 2.0, massacring groups and flying closer to mine, and like a the smart person that I am, I run over with my single sword to stab him in the face and do something to him, which no one else has. But then, it just stopped. I realized in character that I was lucid dreaming, but I didn't call it that* , and just after I realize this and am swinging back to cut him down into a million pieces, it stops at his face.
Then it ends.
A multiplayer session of Battlefield Modern Warfare 3 that was airsoft. Don't try to follow any logic here. Anyway, the map, titled "Emilio", was a small jungle town surrounded by a wall and some large rocks. I gotta admit, superjumps by bouncing on couches were fun. Climbing a two-story building via superjumping through a stack of couches was fun. Two guys walking off from the enemy spawn point like they were totally piss-drunk were fun. The possibility of sniping stragglers in enemy spawn point would be, if I had a sniper rifle in the first place. Three annoying kids, one with a MP 7, one with a camera and one with stupid, weren't.
edited 18th Sep '11 2:51:06 AM by NotSoBadassLongcoat
"what the complete, unabridged, 4k ultra HD fuck with bonus features" - Mark Von LewisI was in some building that I think was supposed to be a hospital, because I was taking a class on the very top floor. So I went into the elevator and there were these baby dolls in there that we (the people in the elevator) were supposed to pretend were real babies. I picked one up and cradled it in my arms. Then we were supposed to burp the babies, so I did, and mine was crying not because of the burping but because I didn't check her batteries, which I didn't know I was supposed to do because I didn't even know they had batteries. Then we shut the babies off and left them in the elevator, walked into class, and started singing songs by Coldplay and Green Day.
Stupid doomed timeline...I was on a field where the game being played was a cross between baseball and TF 2 (again?). I had apparently left my shoes where they could easily get a bunch of crap (in part literally) kicked into them, and as I was shaking it all out, duplicates of m shoes came tumbling out of my shoes as well, up to five or seven in total. Also, there was a bookstore in which I found a collection of previously unread Calvin And Hobbes comics.
I had a dream I was the President. I was in Egypt for some diplomatic thing. At one point I got on a motorcycle and drove through a shopping mall. This mall, for some reason, had a bunch of hockey games going on inside it. That's when I woke up.
In other words, it was the most crazy awesome dream I ever had.
edited 18th Sep '11 11:33:42 AM by Quarterman
I was watching some channel that showed '90s cartoons—you know, the kind that are just old enough that no one still shows them in real life—and Doug came on. But the intro was entirely different, and it had a completely different theme song. I figured it must just be a season I was unfamiliar with (bullshit, as I watched the show its entire run), so I asked my mother when it was that they started using the "normal" theme song. She said I must be talking about the Disney/ABC seasons, and I was like "no, I mean the one that goes 'do do do do do do...'" but she had no clue what I was talking about.
edited 18th Sep '11 11:33:25 AM by CentralAvenue
Heapers’ HangoutI was at a local hobby store that closed a few years ago in my area, sorting through single Yu-Gi-Oh cards while having a heated debate about various OTK deck builds with a fur-suited Keanu Reeves.
The 5 geek social fallacies. Know them well.So I was going to sew the dress for my upcoming cosplay. (In the dream, the fabric was red despite it being white irl) So I started cutting out a pattern for pants(dream-me is stupid) before I realized, as I was cutting the fabric sheet in two, that this wasn't the right pattern and the whole fabric was now wasted.
My favorite failed console tbh(Posted in the right thread this time)
My family was on some kind of road trip, and we decided to stop at a fancy restaurant called "Wal-Mart" (I know, Dream Logic, just roll with it.) Anyway, Billy Joel just happened to be at the same restaurant, so we all said hi to him and talked with him a little bit. Then it was time for us to leave, but my father ordered desert and so my brother and sister and I ordered desert too—this irritated my mother. But the desert took forever to get here, and Billy Joel had to leave, but my mother convinced him to wait in the lobby so we could say goodbye.
So the deserts came, and we ate them, and then we went back out to the car—a green late-'80s Ford Escort wagon. I tried to get in, but my dad (who was driving) decided it would be funny to play a "don't let CA in the car" game, and started driving away whenever I would get near the car. So I decided to play it like an old video game—instead of running for where the car was, I ran for where it was going to be. But my dad saw me coming and tried to turn the car around real quick, but ended up rolling it over.
...And that's when I woke up. Did my entire family die in a horrible car accident? I'll sure never know!
Heapers’ HangoutYesterday, I had a really crazy dream. You know how in dreams you don't usually notice that Reality Is Out to Lunch? I did. Too bad I can't remember it very well.
It was just me and my dad. We were in a house I've never actually lived in (this I didn't notice). But then the world started tilting, and other weird stuff I don't remember made it so it wasn't safe to go outside. I had my old Blue plushie with me (well, the one I actually know where is), when usually he (yes, he, it was a dude in my dream) resides in my closet or bed. Then a very confused Silver the Hedgehog somehow ended up in the "real world", which I thought was awesome. Not long after that, Blue started talking, which weirded me out. He said something about this being a dream, but I didn't listen (and thought that by dream he meant something like the visions in Klonoa). Something I can't remember happened to Blue which would have been bad had he not been stuffed. But he had somehow come to life, so I asked him if he was okay (still really weirded out). Just as he was saying he was, Silver was randomly swarmed by faceless fangirls who kissed him. He had a goofy smile and was blushing, and dream-me was not happy in the slightest (dream-me has a crush on Silver, see). After that, I woke up.
I wish I could remember more, and maybe avoid using brackets so much.
edited 24th Mar '15 6:55:11 AM by KatanaCat
Hard to explain and to express, forever just a work in progress (he/they)This guy was kicking a dog and someone ordered me to make him pay, so I gespenst kicked him. And then proceeded to beat the hell out of him.
In the end, I cleaved him with an umbrella
Become the fang for those who have none! Help FanserviceFTW!In last night's dream, my parents had one some lottery where they won two million dollars a year for life. My dad went out to celebrate by buying a new car, this really fancy diamond-encrusted watch for my mom, and a whole bunch of high end electronic stuff for me.
Then he was measuring my apartment so that he and my mom could move in with me, and I was telling him that made no sense since they were rich now so why did they need to mooch off of me? Also that their bed was not going in my room because of privacy and because it wouldn't fit (even if I do have quite a big room).
Stupid doomed timeline...Not that weird, but I recently (as in, last night as of this post) dreamt about giant tsunamis (that looked CGI for some reason, and along with the water around them were a bright blue) where destroying and flooding cities. Then it "cut" to the beach, where my family was trying to leave because of the tide coming in. We went up on a mountain, and one of those giant waves (the ocean water in this part was gray, and the wave looked a little more realistic this time) from the first part hit it and covered the mountain with a few feet of water. And then the mountain vanished, leaving us at sea.
It then "cut" again to me reading what might be this very site's forums. It was something about a crossover fighting special thing with Cartoon Network and possibly some other stuff.* There was quite a bit of multiple post spamming (IIRC it was the same username saying the same thing, only with different structure), but one comment I more clearly remembered went something along these lines (almost word-for-word):
And I believe there was something else about another show (either Johnny Bravo or Johnny Test. Methinks it was the latter), not liking that the series has gotten a match "this early."
I do have a crapload of other odd dreams. I'll share more after I recall/have them. I even have a draft of a really strange dream in my to do list.
EDIT: Fixed red link.
edited 22nd Sep '11 6:07:56 PM by greatpikminfan
I made my username back in 2009 when I had no idea how capitalization/camel case worked. That's why it's in all lower case.I was surfing the net in the dream... only thing I remember was reading some Homestuck fancomic with Terezi and (I think) Kanaya (gaaah homestuck I've just finished 3rd chapter and you're already invading my brain) with Terezi sitting next to and trying to troll Kanaya, and later I read an article about "girls in videogames" or something. One of the pictures were a bunch of sprites from some Simpsons game existing in the dream, which were Bart and Lisa running, Maggie lying down, and I think Mr. Teeny was one of them too. Plus two other characters I don't remember. The text under said something like "girls are playing all six characters!" and I remember thinking it was weird for a console to have more than 4-player.
Huh.
My favorite failed console tbhexcuse me for doublepost
Last year, I had this dream where I was going on a vacation to Italy with my dad. It started with the plane ride, which I can't remeber anything from except it being very boring and felt like it took hours. Then finally, we arrived, and the plane landed in the middle of some city. By this time, the plane was slightly smaller. Dad told me and my brother to just walk around whenever we wanted, and we would meet up again in this spot in some hours. (Note that said city had surprisingly few people, shops, cars or anything around) So we all went different ways, and I was pretty much just going around in my own thoughts, that involved a Konata figurine. After a while, I remembered that today was one day before a cosplay-con, and got a bit angry with dad since he had(in the dream) promised me he wouldn't set the vacation at this time. So I started walking back, when I met my mom. She told me that he and my brother probably were at the train station. By dream-logic, I suddenly knew where this was despite never having been to the place before, and went there. Instead of a train, they had a big, yellow rollercoaster, coming out of a hole in the mountain and going down. On the other side, there was a building with the upper side shaped like a Golbat(well, a square one) and some text under it said: "GOLBAT: story of the eye-bats"
In another dream from last year, I was at the cabin, and found a secret room: a bedroom with a bed, a window, a plant, a drawer, a door to the other side, and I don't think there was much else. The door behind me closed and got shut, and suddenly I was carrying a laptop, which had the net open on some site where you got a question and had to write the answer, and I understood that this was a game, played by entering the right answer into the laptop. This would open the next door, and we would walk into the next room and get a new question. This site also had a link to a forum where you could discuss the questions and possible answers with others. There were 6 questions in total, and 7 rooms(the last one didn't have a question, and the door was open already, which I didn't know at first and wondered why I didn't get a new question. The questions could be about anything, some related to the room we were in, some not. The only question and answer I remember was: "*something*, so, where is this?" "in Soviet Russia" Some of them were related to the room we were in - all the rooms were pretty much identical, except for some of them having some of the things moved around slightly. We could find small keys in hidden places in some of the rooms, which I didn't find much use for since the door opened by questions, but I took them anyway.
edited 28th Sep '11 4:25:01 AM by Zanreo
My favorite failed console tbhI had a dream a couple nights ago where there was this mirror that would grant wishes, but if the wishes didn't involve organic/biological matter (the dream wasn't really clear on which), it would twist the wish so that it did. Let's just say it was a kind of squicktastic dream.
edited 28th Sep '11 5:10:36 AM by Vorthon
"If there are any gods whose chief concern is man, they can't be very important gods." - Arthur C. ClarkeI’m in some alternate timeline or something where it is 1991 and I am 11 years old. My family is taking some kind of roadtrip.
Everything has a very ’70s aesthetic, despite being ostensibly set in 1991. I’m somehow aware that the dream isn’t real, though I assume it’s a “movie” rather than a dream, and dismiss the anachronistic decor as creative license.
At one point, we’re at a McDonald’s or a Wendy’s. My sister’s friend refuses to eat her burger, so we try to get the manager to replace it–I don’t know, wasn’t paying attention to the details. I get tired of hearing my parents argue, so I decide to wander into the parking lot of wherever we are–I can only describe it as some kinda camp. There is a small stand set up selling women’s clothes tailored for men’s bodies–supposedly TV/TG friendly. The woman running it is kinda rude though, and tells me to go away because she’s closing up shop for the night.
Somehow my sister ends up with me. At this point in the dream I don’t like where we are, so I decide we’ll walk down a corridor to get to “the mall”, from which point we can get back to the parking lot with the parents. The corridor has brightly lit lit plastic walls all the way down, and the tiles on the floor are about 1″-by-1″ and can light up like pixels to spell out The Mall in a fancy script typeface.
We get into “the mall” (which was supposedly Northland Mall, but looked nothing like it) and I turn down into a different corridor, which has worn maroon carpet and a few early-’90s-looking personal computers randomly placed on the floor. My sister and I walk through the hallway and end up back in my family’s apartment (which vaguely resembles my family’s 1995-99 apartment, but grayer and less ugly), but I’m not satisfied with the fact that we’re not back at the parking lot where we began, so I attempt to control the dream by forcibly changing the setting–I loudly say “LOOK, WE’RE BACK WHERE WE STARTED, BY THE CAR” and it becomes true.
Only…maybe not? Because I woke up shortly after that. Maybe trying to control my dream didn’t quite work?
edited 28th Sep '11 3:17:37 PM by CentralAvenue
Heapers’ HangoutI had a dream about Jackie Chan and his uncle. And I think Jade was sneaking around following them.
I had a dream last night that had me in what was a bizarre combination of Minecraft and Left 4 Dead.
It ended as a quasi-Catapult Nightmare when I startled a Enderman.
Nightmare? Your dream sounds cool!
Mine's about me chasing this bus. When I caught up there's someone inside. But when I entered, no ones there.
...a little brother should belong to his older sister, right? - Orimura Chifuyu

"Amazon Burger" sounds like an interesting place. I imagine the staff would dress up like the Amazons of Greek mythology
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