One kid I was talking to said he had a dream where there was a mister Rogers looking man in a kangaroo suit jumping on a flower singing "Hop hop hop, I'm a kangaroo." Then a burger floating above him started rapping.
Seeing all these piss ant tropers trying to talk tough makes me laugh. If Matrix were here, he'd laugh too.This morning, while I was sleeping rather than being a productive member of society, I had a dream where I was a super villain with rubber powers. However, whereas other super humans with that power can stretch at will, I had to grab something and pull to stretch.
For some reason, me and some other dude were blocking a school. I stretched all the way around the building to block any escape, but ran out of strechiness about 5 feet way from completely enclosing the building. The other dude ran off to get Big Macs (because I told him I needed some to increase my strechiness) while I stayed behind and harassed students by blocking their exits.
Then Iceman showed up and froze my midsection while I was stretching. I begged him not to attach me to the bumper of 2 buses, knowing Good Is Dumb and that would stretch me a lot (I had to have been the lamest fucking bad guy ever if my brilliant plan to beat the hero was... stretching to a length of 30 feet).
Then a girl (I think she was my daughter) showed up and stopped me somehow (because it takes a brilliant mind to defeat a stretchy guy with no other powers).
Then we went to see Mama Mia, which I wasn't too eager about. The theater was full of women and gay guys.
Basically, the 1st paragraph of the Camp Gay page describes them perfectly:
- Flamboyantly effeminate in their dress, speech, mannerisms, and interests.
- Tight (often leather) pants
- Loose, blousy shirts that appears to be made for a much larger man
- Bandana, scarf, or kerchief tied around their necks.
- All in bright or pastel colors.
- Extremely noticeable jewelry.
- Spoke with a lisp
- Limp-wristed
It was kind of weird.
edited 28th Jul '11 8:31:42 PM by Malph
I had the continuation of the dream from the other night, wherein I successfully banished the girl who'd hacked into my plumbing from the Internet.
She decided to get revenge on me for getting her banned from the Internet, so she sent this really... weird policeman to this house I lived in in the dream (same one that she'd flooded before), and he was hacking into my computer to let me know he was coming. Anyway there was this big trial sort of thing that painted me in as bad a light as possible (due to this girl's extreme paranoia) and they were trying to get me committed. And I think I ended up accidentally popping the police guy's head when I was flicking him in the forehead to try and make him leave.
Stupid doomed timeline...For whatever reason, I was looking at a map of Massachusetts and there was a city named "Danbooru". Also, the map was reversed, so the bay opened to the west and not the east.
I have no clue what my brain is throwing at me these days.
edited 29th Jul '11 9:28:08 AM by Tumbril
Tumblr here.I had a dream where I the forum was a real-life place. There was a thread where someone asked a question and I was the 2nd person to get it right (the first being someone with "Sky" in their name). To make thing weirder, everyone had a generic body and their face was censored by an avatar (mostly pony ones).
Among the tropers who made an "appearance" (if you can call everyone looking the same except for the picture floating in front of their face and appearance) were Central Avenue and Aondeug (most likely because I spent several hours last night in the Trash Heap talking to them).
Then we watched a train pass by.
I was meeting up with friends in this really scary ghetto neighbourhood to visit this restaurant that had received really good reviews. It was actually a take-out sandwich shop in front with a Mexican restaurant in the back.
Later on we went to go see a movie. It was one of those colossal mega-plex movie theaters and it was surrounded by massive parking structures EVERYWHERE with ramps arching around connecting them all. They actually showed pr0n at this theater and the parking lots were structured so that you’d park your car at one depending on what kind of film you were seeing: “legitimate” cinema, soft-core, hard-core, there was another category between soft-core and hard-core, but I forgot what it was called in the dream (something weird, like “bye-core”).
I had the most bizarre dream and in the dream I had a nightmare that was said to be recurring and now I can't remember if it's actually a familiar nightmare or I just dreamed it was familiar.
In the dream, I was a young girl (13 or 14) in pink and green pajamas. I was walking through this old mall and it looked very familiar. I recognized what stores should be where, but they were all boarded up and there was nowhere to go. Then suddenly, I began to raise straight into the air, almost to the ceiling. I started crying, because I knew the only way down was to let myself fall completely down and slam into the floor, at which point I would wake up. I had a small amount of control over the rate at which I fell, but I knew I was going to hit the floor painfully no matter what.
So I let it happen and woke up from the nightmare-within-a-dream crying, and tried to explain what just happened to my father but he didn't get it. Possibly because I kept going on about Frosted Lucky Charms and My Little Pony. Then I woke up for real. It was quite weird.
Heapers’ HangoutI had a dream I was singing with Rum Tum Tugger on my front porch while the rest of the cast watched.
Finally, a Cats dream!
I was falling from the sky... Then I saw Barack Obama, but he had the body of a hawk...
He was Bahawk Obama...
Become the fang for those who have none! Help FanserviceFTW!DISCLAIMER: that's not actually my dream. It's a quote from Saturday Night Live. But it was so fun...
Become the fang for those who have none! Help FanserviceFTW!Sorry.
My dream today was just a conversation in the heap. While I climbed the back of a giant and killed some gruesome aberrations.
Become the fang for those who have none! Help FanserviceFTW!I know there was more, but I can't remember it too.
I remember at some point losing my computer, but I kept posting and could still see their posts and was all like "Hey, I'm posting with my mind"
Become the fang for those who have none! Help FanserviceFTW!A couple of days back, I had watched ten episodes of My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic in a row. Then I read twenty pages of The Wheel Of Time before going to sleep. Result: I dreamt of the charcters from WoT as ponies.
It was hilarious.
edited 31st Jul '11 11:19:41 AM by Kerrah
I dreamt that I was in Arizona for some reason, there was a video game conference there, and Freezair had basically asked me out on a d8. :D In fact I remember being so excited about it that I tried to post to the forums from the dream.
I slept like 18 hours tonight, and so I don't even remember half the stuff I dreamt about. Also, I think Homestuck has warped my fragile little miiiiiiiind.
edited 31st Jul '11 11:28:52 AM by lee4hmz
online since 1993 | huge retrocomputing and TV nerd | lee4hmz.info (under construction) | heapershangout.comSo my mom and my grandmother (who is dead in reality but shows up in my dreams now and then as alive anyway) were dropping me off at the movies so I could go see some movie that doesn't exist in reality but I was rather excited about seeing in the dream, and I was going to meet them in the main mall area after. This wasn't our usual mall, it was three stories and ours is one. Movie theater was on the second story. Anyway so I pay the $10 for my ticket and go in, but I have to keep moving seats because either the screen is at some kind of weird angle from where I am sitting or there are some really tall people in front of me or whatever. So I finally get settled in and start watching the previews, then the feature starts. Then after about half an hour the movie stops and an announcement comes on that they are having technical difficulties, so they start showing more previews and say we can wait a while. Most people leave. I ended up waiting about 20 minutes or so because I was really looking forward to this movie and they weren't giving refunds but it became obvious that I wasn't going to get to see it. So I went back out into the mall to see if I could find my mom and grandmother. And it turns out the mall is hosting some kind of sci-fi and comic convention, so I am watching these people with really elaborate cosplays (one of them had some kind of animatronic baby alien in a jar, others were like movie quality special effects makeup) and I was kind of wishing I had cosplayed but people thought I was cosplaying anyway because I had on my Vriska shirt or something. Anyway then I thought I had run into my mom and grandmother and was telling them how the movie was canceled and I was out $10 and something to do, but it turned out that it was two guys wearing rubber masks of my mom and grandmother and not actually them.
Stupid doomed timeline...I had a dream where I was walking around a badly made TF 2 map that was too realistic and didn't match the art style. I had to carry around a fetus that looked like the tall thing from the dancing base on dA. It gave birth to a smaller fetus, and I copy-pasted it into a different location, and killed the original. I also had a dream where I was playing TF 2 in a different badly made map with boring textures. I was scout. I shot a heavy, and earned a domination. I then somehow got away.
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