...that's it? Not "groomed with nuclear waste" or "hatched by an incubator Powered by a Forsaken Child"? This is madness!
edited 12th May '09 8:39:02 AM by Zephid
I wrote about a fish turning into the moon.Another mad Ornithologist: chickens where incubated by a toad
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Mad mathematician: I can't find it, but I've seen a quote listing mathematicians who committed suicide after trying to formalize infinity. It was written by someone about to try the same thing.
Mad etymologist: Work out the Language of Magic
Mad horologist: Building a clock that measures time exactly, thus ending the world. (Discworld book "Thief of Time")
Mad philosopher: Netzche
Consequentialism: The belief that doing the right thing makes the world a better place. Check out the Felicifa forum for more about Utilitarianism and other Consequentialist ethical theories.Mad Urban Planning: A dash of Malevolent Architecture, plus renting out The Little Shop That Wasn't There Yesterday.
edited 17th May '09 10:58:47 AM by Tangent128
Do you highlight everything looking for secret messages?Mad Mathematics: The anti-life equation.
Mad Rheology: My machine can cause heart attacks from many leagues distant!
I wrote about a fish turning into the moon.Mad Astrology: Use the inverse relationship- by cloning an army of tall dark strangers, you control the course of the stars through the heavens!
Mad Compiler Theory: See Trusting Trust
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Mad Fractal Geometry: Already so.
Do you highlight everything looking for secret messages?Wow, I'd heard of that paper, but I didn't think that it was so short.
[1] This facsimile operated in part by synAC.Mad Ornithology: Birds, people. You can figure this one out on your own. Clouds of feathered hellions, blacking out the sun, swooping down with their wickedly curved talons to shred human flesh out of sheer contempt for the earthbound. Parrots that can sound like anyone, saying anything. The freakin' terror birds from the stone age doing a Jurassic Park, people! Do you have any idea what this means, people? It means we're Human McNuggets!
*Deep, cleansing breath*
It's okay, Scrounge.... It's okay... It's just a forum game, none of it is really happening. The birds are not coming for you...
EDIT: I've just made this post, and what does the Ad Server give me? Parrot Training. I'm not sure if I'm being reassured or mocked.
edited 16th Aug '09 8:03:30 PM by Scrounge
Mad Urology: You Do NOT Want to Know
"They wanted to play 'memes' with the Old School. Now there are tears." - Fast EddieMad Forestry: Paul Bunyan LIVES!
Mad Radiology: A solid career choice. You'll wind up in many an origin story...
Mad Game Theory: Cast Mute on the other prisoner and tattle away!
Do you highlight everything looking for secret messages?

Haha, no, no I understand. I was just teasing you.
To return to the subject at hand:
Mad Ornithology: My birds are more better plumed than yours.
edited 12th May '09 8:35:33 AM by [AOD]
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