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thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#1: May 3rd 2010 at 2:41:44 PM

yeah, beware of zombies.

Sup-R-Mart, Minong, WI

2/34/11

A man wearing a balaclava points his pistol at the cashier. "EVERYONE DOWN! THIS IS A ROBBERY!" Just then, he glances at his fellow robbers, who are preoccupied with intimidating the customers. He aims his gun and shoots all of them. While reloading, he notices them rising up from the dead. He empties the rest of the clip into the closest one's head, then starts running towards the other side of the supermarket.

edited 3rd May '10 2:42:03 PM by thespacephantom

UN JOUR JE SERAI DE RETOUR PRÈS DE TOI
Chabal2 Since: Jan, 2010
#2: May 3rd 2010 at 3:53:55 PM

A zombie lurches towards him, its distended belly full of human flesh, yet it hungers for more.

Demongodofchaos Dur hur, I'm a Bad Troll from My house Since: Feb, 2010
Dur hur, I'm a Bad Troll
#3: May 3rd 2010 at 4:33:38 PM

Me: hey you robber. I challenge you to a game of Duel monsters, and not just any game of monsters, A Yami no game of duel monsters. (Gets out a random duel disc)

Since when were you under the impression that I was Aizen?
cutealien TA CUTEST THING AROUND from The lab Since: Dec, 1969
TA CUTEST THING AROUND
#4: Nov 15th 2010 at 4:13:51 PM

-gets out cards-I SOMMON MY BLUE EYES WHITE DRAGON :D

prepare for bullet hell
Pentigan Fwomph from The Underverse Since: Apr, 2010
Fwomph
#5: Nov 15th 2010 at 4:23:20 PM

I atttempt to turn the zombies.

-Rolls D6-

It's clearly a case of backroom political albumizing.
fringeman Since: Aug, 2010
#6: Nov 15th 2010 at 4:27:02 PM

quick get some marbles, oil, and match. I gots me an idea........

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cutealien TA CUTEST THING AROUND from The lab Since: Dec, 1969
TA CUTEST THING AROUND
#7: Nov 15th 2010 at 4:37:43 PM

NO DONT YOUL MAKE IT WORSE PLUS FIRE DONT HURT ZOMBIES

edited 15th Nov '10 4:37:56 PM by cutealien

prepare for bullet hell
queenofdarkness Be green. from Watching you in ceiling. Since: Dec, 1969
Be green.
#8: Nov 21st 2010 at 4:54:46 PM

you gatta shoot them in the head

I am bad at picking things.
fringeman Since: Aug, 2010
#9: Nov 21st 2010 at 5:10:09 PM

but i like fire..................

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queenofdarkness Be green. from Watching you in ceiling. Since: Dec, 1969
Be green.
#10: Nov 21st 2010 at 5:11:24 PM

too bad it makes things worse plus you got bitten just now and im flying on toy halicopter-flys away-

edited 21st Nov '10 5:12:17 PM by queenofdarkness

I am bad at picking things.
Pentigan Fwomph from The Underverse Since: Apr, 2010
Fwomph
#11: Nov 21st 2010 at 5:12:29 PM

-Walks over to the gardening section-

Well, I'm ready.

It's clearly a case of backroom political albumizing.
queenofdarkness Be green. from Watching you in ceiling. Since: Dec, 1969
Be green.
#12: Nov 21st 2010 at 5:14:44 PM

-is flying-i love being tiny and flying zombies cant see me since im size of a tiny ball and im in the air on a toy helicopter

I am bad at picking things.
MsieurLapin Since: Jun, 2010
#13: Nov 21st 2010 at 5:16:35 PM

-vaults over the bakery counter and grabs an electric cake knife-

Let's do this.

queenofdarkness Be green. from Watching you in ceiling. Since: Dec, 1969
Be green.
#14: Nov 21st 2010 at 5:19:07 PM

-shoots zombies in head with miny ak 47-i made this shoot pennys at speed of a bullet and since pennys are more common then bullets its awesome plus malls are full of them-

I am bad at picking things.
fringeman Since: Aug, 2010
#15: Nov 21st 2010 at 5:26:56 PM

dsfhsagnztbf...... they went this way guys.........haghjtztrxztrtjztr

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queenofdarkness Be green. from Watching you in ceiling. Since: Dec, 1969
Be green.
#16: Nov 21st 2010 at 5:28:07 PM

-shoots fringe-im sorry-sheds one tear-your stupidness will be rememmbered

I am bad at picking things.
MsieurLapin Since: Jun, 2010
#17: Nov 21st 2010 at 5:28:19 PM

[up][up]Okay, but can we grab some extra batteries for this thing on the way? -follows fringeman-

[up]-gasp- DAMN YOU, NINJA FAIRY. -starts waving around the cake knife and smacks the toy helicopter out of the air-

edited 21st Nov '10 5:29:04 PM by MsieurLapin

queenofdarkness Be green. from Watching you in ceiling. Since: Dec, 1969
Be green.
#18: Nov 21st 2010 at 5:29:44 PM

DONT HES A ZOMBIE-shoots fringes chest and hes stil not dead-SEE

I am bad at picking things.
fringeman Since: Aug, 2010
#19: Nov 21st 2010 at 5:30:16 PM

  • coughs up blood, moans*

edited 21st Nov '10 5:31:26 PM by fringeman

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MsieurLapin Since: Jun, 2010
#20: Nov 21st 2010 at 5:31:00 PM

Oh, all right then. -drives the cake knife through his forehead-

fringeman Since: Aug, 2010
#21: Nov 21st 2010 at 5:32:47 PM

  • life flashes through eyes* *dies* *becomes a ghost*
well, ill go grab some ethereal pop corn now..... good luck guys!

edited 21st Nov '10 5:33:01 PM by fringeman

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queenofdarkness Be green. from Watching you in ceiling. Since: Dec, 1969
Be green.
#22: Nov 21st 2010 at 5:33:38 PM

-flys to msieur-mr msie ill help you i know where the zombies havent reached

I am bad at picking things.
Pentigan Fwomph from The Underverse Since: Apr, 2010
Fwomph
#23: Nov 21st 2010 at 5:35:20 PM

-Finds the rack of Bloom and Doom Co seeds-

-Plants some wintermelons while humming the end song to Plants Vs Zombies-

It's clearly a case of backroom political albumizing.
queenofdarkness Be green. from Watching you in ceiling. Since: Dec, 1969
Be green.
#24: Nov 21st 2010 at 5:36:52 PM

-enters room penti is in-msie zombies have not reached here lets stay in here until it goes away plus we get watermellons-shuts me and msie and penti inside and baracades door-

edited 21st Nov '10 5:37:32 PM by queenofdarkness

I am bad at picking things.
MsieurLapin Since: Jun, 2010
#25: Nov 21st 2010 at 5:37:00 PM

All right, where are we going?


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