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OmegaRadiance Since: Jun, 2011
#24876: Feb 17th 2017 at 3:19:07 PM

Cell if he keeps exploding will just let Kenshiro go if he leaves him alone. He only has a certain level of patience. Like when making the arena.

He can just decide to blow him up with the rest of the earth after beating Goku and the gang.

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TheMageofFire Since: May, 2012
#24877: Feb 17th 2017 at 3:25:13 PM

Well, Kenshiro could just Musuo Tensei so he can't be hit by Cell and just casually walk away, leaving Cell bewildered as to why he can't hit him.

Moth13 Since: Sep, 2010
#24878: Feb 17th 2017 at 3:40:06 PM

Isn't Kenshiro's whole 'hit you in just the right places to make you explode' thing based on knowledge of pressure points? ...How the hell did Kenshiro know where Cell's pressure points were?

Well Cell is like 30% bug and Kenshiro is probably intimately aware of all pressure points that bugs have.

And yeah, Kenshiro didn't beat Cell but he did humiliate him and presumably just walked off eating the hand while Cell was exploding.

edited 17th Feb '17 3:40:19 PM by Moth13

Ssj3Gojira Arashi Shigehito from The Event Horizon Since: May, 2011 Relationship Status: Maxing my social links
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#24879: Feb 17th 2017 at 3:43:56 PM

...I kind of want to know if Cell would taste more like bug or human.

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Weirdguy149 Former King from Lumiose City Since: Jul, 2014 Relationship Status: I'd jump in front of a train for ya!
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#24880: Feb 17th 2017 at 3:47:47 PM

He'd taste like a monkey, a snail, and a human combined, supercooled, with android bits and the endlessly tormented souls of his victims as flavoring.

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Ikedatakeshi Baby dango from singapore Since: Nov, 2015 Relationship Status: Singularity
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#24881: Feb 17th 2017 at 4:04:22 PM

I thought Piccolo was a slug.

HandsomeRob Leader of the Holey Brotherhood from The land of broken records Since: Jan, 2015
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#24882: Feb 17th 2017 at 4:10:54 PM

Well, Kenshiro could just Musuo Tensei so he can't be hit by Cell and just casually walk away, leaving Cell bewildered as to why he can't hit him.

Not quite sure how the Muso Tensei works, so you're gonna have to explain that one before I state whether that would work (which it likely wouldn't in canon) or not.

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WillKeaton from Alberta, Canada Since: Jun, 2010
#24883: Feb 17th 2017 at 4:11:14 PM

I know a fair bit about Fist of the North Star, but I was a bit confused by his obsession with bugs. Is that all there is to eat in the post apocalyptic future? Or wait, is it even set in the future? The page says the apocalypse occurred in the 90's so is it a post apocalyptic present? And I know this isn't a new topic, but why is Cell 30% bug? Is he part Arlean?

edited 17th Feb '17 4:12:36 PM by WillKeaton

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#24884: Feb 17th 2017 at 4:11:55 PM

Yeah, that was really funny. [lol] My favorite part was Cell's casual condescension.

"Bug man!" "Homeless man!"

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Hobgoblin Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
#24885: Feb 17th 2017 at 4:54:54 PM

That went exactly as I thought it would.

Moth13 Since: Sep, 2010
#24886: Feb 17th 2017 at 4:56:54 PM

And I know this isn't a new topic, but why is Cell 30% bug? Is he part Arlean?

My guess is that when Dr. Gero's bots were tossing all the Z Fighter's DNA into the machine a bug accidentally got stuck in the tube.

Arha Since: Jan, 2010
Soble Since: Dec, 2013
#24888: Feb 17th 2017 at 5:07:04 PM

Alright, first.

[lol][lol]

[lol][lol]

Second:

Remember, they can't have any of the people who Cell fights actually win, so if Saitama does make an appearence, he would have to lose

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! AHAHHAHAHAA!

Okay, now I'm thinking Kenshiro.

I was kind of hoping it wasn't since A) Kenshiro is from a post-apocalyptic future and shouldn't be here, and B) I wanted the fifth and final opponent to be either Alucard or Saitama.

That said, this is my favorite one right after Pharaoh vs Cell.

Fourth

Holy shit. Kenshiro actually beat Cell. Twice. I mean, sure, he's gonna regenerate and we don't actually see if he retaliates, but holy shit.

To be honest I don't think this would have worked if he hadn't. Kenshiro's whole thing is shedding manly tears and f'cking dudes up royally. Cell couldn't have seen the Hokuto no Ken coming nor should be able to resist it far as I know - I was about to groan when Cell just no-sold all of Kenshiro's attacks, but the double explosion fixed that right quick.

I suppose if this is the final short (5 right? Yugi, Street Fighter, Sonic, Yusuke, Cell) then they're probably going to explain what happened to Kenshiro later.

edited 17th Feb '17 5:11:50 PM by Soble

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Enlong Court Dragon from The Underground Facility Since: May, 2011 Relationship Status: is commanded to— WANK!
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#24889: Feb 17th 2017 at 5:09:07 PM

He asked about bug-meat because Cell looks like a bug man, and he wanted to make sure he wasn't about to engage in cannibalism, 'cause that ain't cool.

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TheMageofFire Since: May, 2012
#24890: Feb 17th 2017 at 5:09:51 PM

Well it's not final. They still got three more left I believe. So likely now it'll be Sailor Moon, Alucard, and Kirito.

Soble Since: Dec, 2013
#24891: Feb 17th 2017 at 5:12:01 PM

Ah I thought it was 5 all together. Goody.

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Anomalocaris20 from Sagittarius A* Since: Sep, 2010 Relationship Status: Love blinded me (with science!)
#24892: Feb 17th 2017 at 5:21:21 PM

[up][up][up]Nah, he just doesn't like the taste of human meat.

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BaconManiac5000 Since: Nov, 2013 Relationship Status: Baby don't hurt me!
#24893: Feb 17th 2017 at 5:35:58 PM

*man meat

edited 17th Feb '17 5:36:11 PM by BaconManiac5000

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BlackYakuzu94 CHADhan Player. from Easy Coast/NY Since: May, 2013 Relationship Status: Longing for my OTP
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#24895: Feb 17th 2017 at 5:44:13 PM

That was pretty great.

Why do I get the feeling they're going to use Saitama eventually; it's just asking for it.

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Nightwire Since: Feb, 2010
#24896: Feb 17th 2017 at 5:49:50 PM

You know what would be great?

Cell vs. Segata Sanshiro.

HandsomeRob Leader of the Holey Brotherhood from The land of broken records Since: Jan, 2015
Leader of the Holey Brotherhood
#24897: Feb 17th 2017 at 5:52:32 PM

Cell plays the Sega Saturn.

Fight over before it begins.

Segata then strikes a pose and yells hen shin!

New ball game.tongue

edited 17th Feb '17 8:03:03 PM by HandsomeRob

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AdricDePsycho Rock on, Gold Dust Woman from Never Going Back Again Since: Oct, 2014 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
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#24898: Feb 17th 2017 at 7:09:33 PM

Oh hey, good news: Remix is gonna continue Dub of the North Star. More of him as Kenshiro and 95% of everyone else on the show.

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Enlong Court Dragon from The Underground Facility Since: May, 2011 Relationship Status: is commanded to— WANK!
Court Dragon
#24899: Feb 17th 2017 at 8:05:54 PM

What was Cell saying in response to Kenshiro asking if he was bug meat?

I heard something like "at least 30% is meat glue-"

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Jedi1113 Since: Jun, 2009
#24900: Feb 17th 2017 at 8:06:00 PM

This was the best one hands down.


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